/a/ Roster

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Current Roster

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
CF	17	Cowboy Bebop		Longtime veteran of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.	179
SS	7	Inferno Cop		Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. With his recent promotion to gold, he aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.	185
SS	20	Mugi		Since the rejection of her demand for "more beatz" by her bandmates, Mugi has moved on from the world of light music and moeblobbery to the world of football.	185
AMF	25	Bert Is A Titan		Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories.	189
DMF	32	Papa Bones		A man of many names, top-tier spellcaster and aspiring ruler of the world, he aims to create an unstoppable duo with fellow skeleton Inferno Cop. His opponents will also need to watch out for all the over-powered psycho women that are after his dick.	170
CMF	23	Teh Rei		Despite empirically sucking, Teh Rei is a long-standing member of /a/'s team and is a crucial player when it comes to keeping the midfield safe with her AT Field.	170
CB	5	THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD		Adlet Meyer: the strongest man in the world, an excellent Clue player, a cunning trickster and also an out of control idiot. Did he mention he's the strongest man in the world? He tends to do that. A lot.	187
CB	8	King of Gets		After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.	180
CMF	16	Chaika		Chaika, player! Very strong! Stop strikers! Front page, always!	187
CB	14	Anno		Known as "The Master," Anno lends /a/ his experience in how to be successful and win a place in cup history. Hopefully he leaves out the "pissing off your own fanbase" part.	180
CB	15	ＪｏＪｏ		啊! ｃｏｍｅ  ｆｒｏｍ  ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ  ｔｏｗｎ  ｏｆ  Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ  ｅｎｅｍｙ  ｇｅｔ  ａ  ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ  ｓｏ  ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。	185
GK	1	Accelerator		Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping, and it seems to be going well given his performance in the 2014 Winter Cup, shutting down /mlp/, /sp/ and /toy/'s attacks in series before faltering in front of /trv/ and tallying a total of 16 saves in spite of his complete absence in the preliminaries. The last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.	189
GK	28	Onii-sama		Tatsuya may look like a filthy Weed on the outside, but he is actually the Alpha and Omega, the Messiah, the one and only Onii-sama. He shall use his divine abilities to be /a/'s savior and earn them easy victories whenever his little sister Miyuki wants to preach his Holy Words.	180
GK	3	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.	180
CB	33	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.	187
CB	24	YEEART		DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu. You may now recite your haiku, filthy enemy ninja. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAART!	187
CB	10	One Punch Man		One of /a/'s former goal keepers, he has been reassigned as a CB since he needed to perform more heroic acts to build up his rep and keep his hero license. An almost unsurmountable wall in the defense, Saitama shall keep /a/ safe for as long as he needs to.	187
CMF	xx	UMR		After hearing that cup winners receive a lifetime supply of cola and new game consoles, this infamous little hamster donned her UMR mask and set out to bring /a/ glory once more. Greatly looks forward to matches against /v/ and /sp/.	187
CB	26	Boku no Pico		A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents.	180
DMF	4	Meguca		Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...	181
CMF	12	Ren-chon		After playing in a nearly legendary campaign in Winter 2014, Ren-chon (originally Renge-chon)decided to take a little break, but is now ready for a repeat of /a/'s success with her nyanpassus.	170
DMF	10	8man		After previously underwhelming performances, 8man returns to the fray in search of something genuine, making sure to always achieve the best possible results - even if it means playing the villain every now and then. It's all part of his plan, trust me.	185
CMF	0	Semen Demon		Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.	165