/a/ Roster
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Current Roster
Starters
Bench
Sacked
| Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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8 | Bert Is A Titan | 
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Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories. | 189 | ||
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10 | Cowboy Bebop | 
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Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. | 179 | ||
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66 | Inferno Cop | 
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Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | 179 | ||
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24 | Mugi | 
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Tsumugi has made the unlikely transition from the world of light music and moeblobbery into the world of football. Despite persistent claims that she "doesn't fuck niggers", Mugi is frequently spotted being escorted by famous musicians and athletes of African descent. 'Sup Mugi? | 189 | ||
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4 | Meguca | 
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Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... | 181 | ||
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5 | THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD | 
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Adlet Meyer: the strongest man in the world, an excellent Clue player, a cunning trickster and also an out of control idiot. Did he mention he's the strongest man in the world? He tends to do that. A lot. | 187 | ||
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8 | King of Gets | 
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After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | 180 | ||
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16 | Chaika | 
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Chaika, player! Very strong! Stop strikers! Front page, always! | 187 | ||
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14 | Anno | 
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Known as "The Master," Anno lends /a/ his experience in how to be successful and win a place in cup history. Hopefully he leaves out the "pissing off your own fanbase" part. | 180 | ||
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15 | ＪｏＪｏ | 
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啊! ｃｏｍｅ ｆｒｏｍ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｔｏｗｎ ｏｆ Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ ｅｎｅｍｙ ｇｅｔ ａ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | 185 | ||
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1 | Accelerator | 
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Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping, and it seems to be going well given his performance in the 2014 Winter Cup, shutting down /mlp/, /sp/ and /toy/'s attacks in series before faltering in front of /trv/ and tallying a total of 16 saves in spite of his complete absence in the preliminaries. The last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 |
| Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | Height | ||
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32 | Papa Bones | 
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A man of many names, top-tier spellcaster and aspiring ruler of the world, he aims to create an unstoppable duo with fellow skeleton Inferno Cop. His opponents will also need to watch out for all the over-powered psycho women that are after his dick. | 170 | ||
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10 | 8man | 
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After previously underwhelming performances, 8man returns to the fray in search of something genuine, making sure to always achieve the best possible results - even if it means playing the villain every now and then. It's all part of his plan, trust me. | 185 | ||
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12 | Ren-chon | 
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After playing in a nearly legendary campaign in Winter 2014, Ren-chon (originally Renge-chon)decided to take a little break, but is now ready for a repeat of /a/'s success with her nyanpassus. | 170 |