/a/ Roster

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Current Roster

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Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
GK	28	Onii-sama		Tatsuya may look like a filthy Weed on the outside, but he is actually the Alpha and Omega, the Messiah, the one and only Onii-sama. He shall use his divine abilities to be /a/'s savior and earn them easy victories whenever his little sister Miyuki wants to preach his Holy Words.	180
GK	3	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.	180
CB	33	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.	187
CB	24	YEEART		DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu. You may now recite your haiku, filthy enemy ninja. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAART!	187
CB	10	One Punch Man		One of /a/'s former goal keepers, he has been reassigned as a CB since he needed to perform more heroic acts to build up his rep and keep his hero license. An almost unsurmountable wall in the defense, Saitama shall keep /a/ safe for as long as he needs to.	187
CMF	xx	UMR		After hearing that cup winners receive a lifetime supply of cola and new game consoles, this infamous little hamster donned her UMR mask and set out to bring /a/ glory once more. Greatly looks forward to matches against /v/ and /sp/.	187
CB	26	Boku no Pico		A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents.	180
CMF	0	Semen Demon		Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.	165
CMF	23	Teh Rei		Despite empirically sucking, Teh Rei is a long-standing member of /a/'s team and is a crucial player when it comes to keeping the midfield safe with her AT Field.

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
DMF	32	Papa Bones		A man of many names, top-tier spellcaster and aspiring ruler of the world, he aims to create an unstoppable duo with fellow skeleton Inferno Cop. His opponents will also need to watch out for all the over-powered psycho women that are after his dick.	170
DMF	10	8man		After previously underwhelming performances, 8man returns to the fray in search of something genuine, making sure to always achieve the best possible results - even if it means playing the villain every now and then. It's all part of his plan, trust me.	185
CMF	12	Ren-chon		After playing in a nearly legendary campaign in Winter 2014, Ren-chon (originally Renge-chon)decided to take a little break, but is now ready for a repeat of /a/'s success with her nyanpassus.	170