Pos.
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No.
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Name
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Face
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Description
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Height
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99
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'That'
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It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.
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175
|
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60
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Bert Dies
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Coined as one of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories.
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180
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|
83
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Memeboy
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The /a/ divegrass team is no stranger to despair and suffering, so naturally Natsuki Toyota's inclusion was just a matter of time. Hopefully, Mitsubishi's performance on the pitch will be the successful loop after failing miserably at least 100 times during testing. His nameless blue-haired fangirl comments: "Oh Memeboy, you're so m e m e y."
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180
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|
1
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(You)
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Some Idols participate in the most unlikely events in order to gain popularity, and Watanabe You is one of them, prompting the fans to shout "I want to fuck You" every time she's on the pitch.
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180
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|
13
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Luluco
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A member of the Space Patrol, Luluco was forced to join the team as her newest task, all in order to save her dad. When interviewed about her new home, she only said one thing: "This place sucks!"
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180
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|
26
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My Wife Aoba
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This is my cute hot loli wife Aoba. I have given her a spot on the team through my influence so she gets more motivated when we're consummating our marriage.
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180
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|
6
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Meguca
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Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...
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175
|
|
3
|
Boku no Pico
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|
A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|
176
|
|
00
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Spinzaku
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One of /a/'s oldest players who had been retired for years, Spinzaku makes a return to protect /a/ from enemy strikers with his invincible kick. His long noodle legs are also useful when blocking shots.
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185
|
|
8
|
Guts
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After finally getting off that god-forsaken boat, Guts has made a return to the /a/ lineup. Unfortunately, the absolute state of his 2016 anime has given him even more reasons to suffer. Fun fact: the Dragon Slayer was actually forged from 1000 frying pans.
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185
|
|
2
|
QUALITY
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QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.
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185
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|
7
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W I D E F A C E
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If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.
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189
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