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/a/ Roster
Current Roster
Starters
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17 | Megumin | Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the opposition away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, and being a gold medal means she's crucial to the team, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it. | 189 | |||
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10 | Cowboy Bebop | Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception. | 179 | |||
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4 | Yotsuba | /a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team. | 179 | |||
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24 | Kaban-chan | After exploring and saving Japari Park from certain doom, Kaban-chan ventures out to a whole new Area - the pitch - where she may once again help out her friends - the /a/ team - with clever ideas. | 185 | |||
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66 | Inferno Cop | Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs. | 189 | |||
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9 | You're Waifu | Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. | 185 | |||
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69 | Semen Demon | Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea. | 180 | |||
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27 | Smug Anime Face | The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it. | 185 | |||
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88 | JoJo | 啊! come from beautiful town of Duwang。Joestar 約瑟夫 is /動漫Japan/ team, make enemy get a feeling so complicated。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | 185 | |||
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55 | King of Gets | After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it. | 180 | |||
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5 | Accelerator | Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 |
Bench
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99 | 'That' | It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'. | 175 | |||
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60 | Lelouch | After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown. | 180 | |||
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83 | Satania | What evil deed is greater than denying your opponents their hard-earned victory? None! Such a heinous act is befitting only of the great heir to Hell, Satania-sama! | 180 | |||
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1 | Kanna | You know what's the only thing harder than not sexualizing the dragon loli? Keeping her from eating the ball. Still, being a legendary, powerful dragon is sure to be a major asset to the team. | 180 | |||
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13 | Loli Hitler | Observing her achievements in notWWII, Existence X has decided that war is not a terrible enough trial for Tanya, as thus has sent her to a fresh new hell: the realm of PES. | 180 | |||
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26 | Truck-kun | Bringing a whole new meaning to the word "murderball"! | 180 | |||
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6 | Meguca | Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering... | 175 | |||
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3 | Boku no Pico | A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 176 | |||
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00 | Sakurafish | She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it. | 185 | |||
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8 | Magical Girl (male) | After the Re:Zero catgirl (male) fiasco, many young men found themselves with a confused dick. Japan's solution? Say that the guy is 100% a girl when in his (her?) magical form. Some specialists still recommend saying "no homo" though. | 185 | |||
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2 | QUALITY | QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. | 185 | |||
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7 | W I D E F A C E | If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper. | 189 |