/a/ Roster

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Current Roster

Starters

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
CF	17	Megumin		Hailing from the Dark Land of Chuunis, Megumin of the Crimson Demons is looking to blow the opposition away with her explosion magic. Sure, it can only be used once per day, and being a gold medal means she's crucial to the team, but we'll help her find a way to make up for it.	189
SS	10	Cowboy Bebop		Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.	179
AMF	4	Yotsuba		/a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.	179
CMF	24	Kaban-chan		After exploring and saving Japari Park from certain doom, Kaban-chan ventures out to a whole new Area - the pitch - where she may once again help out her friends - the /a/ team - with clever ideas.	185
CMF	66	Inferno Cop		Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.	189
CMF	9	You're Waifu		Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well.	185
RB	69	Semen Demon		Who's that Fluid Druid on the pitch? No, seriously, I want to know who that Mattress Actress is. Come on, just tell me where that Boner Condoner came from. Wait, that Spunk Monk is playing for /a/? I had no idea.	180
CB	27	Smug Anime Face		The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.	185
CB	88	ＪｏＪｏ		啊! ｃｏｍｅ ｆｒｏｍ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｔｏｗｎ ｏｆ Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ ｅｎｅｍｙ ｇｅｔ ａ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。	185
LB	55	King of Gets		After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.	180
GK	5	Accelerator		Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He is the last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game.	189

Bench

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description	Height
SS	99	'That'		It can't be helped. It looks like we're going to have to use 'that'.	175
SS	60	Lelouch		After surprising the entire world with news that he's alive, Lelouch plans to join the /a/ team so that he may once again lead a struggling group to glory with his exquisite keikaku abilities. Whether or not he will use his Geass to kill everyone in the stadium again is unknown.	180
CMF	83	Satania		What evil deed is greater than denying your opponents their hard-earned victory? None! Such a heinous act is befitting only of the great heir to Hell, Satania-sama!	180
CMF	1	Kanna		You know what's the only thing harder than not sexualizing the dragon loli? Keeping her from eating the ball. Still, being a legendary, powerful dragon is sure to be a major asset to the team.	180
CMF	13	Loli Hitler		Observing her achievements in notWWII, Being X has decided that war is not a terrible enough trial for Tanya, as thus has sent her to a fresh new hell: the realm of PES.	180
DMF	26	Truck-kun		Bringing a whole new meaning to the word "murderball"!	180
RB	6	Meguca		Meduka become Meguca and save /a/ from babby. but Mumi kill. Seyiku kill. Kyaku nowhere. Hameru betrayed Meduka. being Meguca is suffering...	175
LB	3	Boku no Pico		A classic masterpiece and mandatory watch, Boku no Pico is known for making weaklings run away terrified, and aims to invoke the same reaction in /a/'s opponents. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO	176
CB	00	Sakurafish		She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.	185
CB	8	Magical Girl (male)		After the Re:Zero catgirl (male) fiasco, many young men found themselves with a confused dick. Japan's solution? Say that the guy is 100% a girl when in his (her?) magical form. Some specialists still recommend saying "no homo" though.	185
CB	2	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation.	185
GK	7	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head - and thus, Miyako was assigned as /a/'s substitute goal keeper.	189