/aco/
Come one, come all to 
/aco/, the Adult Cartoons board of 4chan! We've got a pic for every fetish and tits for every dick. Sometimes we even hose the gals down with motor oil and force them to play soccer! A newcomer to the site and the 4chan Cup, /aco/ is currently looking to find a soft little niche in the competition where they can comfortably post their Patreon links without fear of abortion in the Fetus Cup. 
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Team Staff
Team History
The Spring Abortion: "How to Field a Team with Lopsided Bosoms in 3 Easy Steps"
Discussion was had of an /aco/ 4CC team for roughly a year and a half before one fateful thread with oodles of interest and ideas finally sparked Fifz to officially found the team in early 2018, with IJC hired as the manager of the team. The chaos that was /aco/'s organization left the team looking a little rough around the edges, but there was a certain charm to the squad they carried with them into their inaugural competition, the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers. Four teams entered the qualifiers, and only one would leave. The first /aco/ match was a cagey affair, with eventual 9-point team 
/3/ assuming control with a 2-0 spanking of the cup newcomers. If /aco/ wanted to avoid abortion, they'd have to up their game. The next match pitted ya chicks against fellow 8th Founding newbie 
/bant/. Xenophilia scored the very first /aco/ goal in the team's history, and sealed three points for the squad in the competition. Things were looking up! /bant/ had just gotten beaten by /3/ and there was a very real possibility for /aco/ to promote to the Babby Cup proper if they didn't lose against mouth-breathing 
/gif/.
They lost. Hard. To mouth-breathing /gif/.
Waving their fellow qualifier teams good luck in the Babby-Elite cycle, /aco/ returned to the drawing board for the Summer, hatching new schemes to squeeze money out of horny commissioners and build a better team. Following the 2018 Summer Cup, the roster was shaken up fiercely, the music changed to meet that hip bump'n'grind kinda feel, and cup """veteran""" Andy was brought on as co-manager. This new /aco/ squad found great success in two Friendly wins over /bant/ and 
/wsg/; surely a portent of things to come! As the leaves turn brown and descend to the ground, the girls of /aco/ don their virgin-killing sweaters, stress out way too much about #Inktober, and look to earn their bye into the Autumn Cup.
Autumn's Boner-Chilling Reality Sets In: The /aco/ Girls find redemption!
Due to a gracious ruling by the 4CCC, /aco/ was granted a free bye into the 2018 Autumn Cup without need of playing in the qualifiers. The curvy lasses were stripped down and dolled up with the finest in Korean Animation Studio uniforms, and began their first 4chan Cup proper. Drawn into Group E, they were tasked with facing the freedom-loving nerds of 
/g/, Pokegirl home base 
/vp/, and hot glue repository 
/toy/. Pre-cup it seemed like all four teams would be evenly matched, barely an inch determining who'd be left standing to go to the Round of 16. These predictions were mostly true, as /g/, /vp/, and /aco/ fought for their lives against each other, starting with a brutal 0-0 draw between /aco/lytes and /g/men. This match was a battle of keepers, and BUENOS DIAS, MANDY proved his worth to goaltend alongside more seasoned keepers in the competition, earning 7 saves in one game. Next up was /vp/, who was hot to trot after their 11-goal barn burner with /toy/. What followed were big plays and big hits; big saves and big tits, but despite monumental efforts by Shygal and Bowsette to connect a pass up front from any means necessary, /vp/ eeked out their victory 1-0. Things looked bleak for /aco/, it was likely that /g/ would compete with /vp/ and any result other than a Pokemon victory would show /aco/ the door regardless of their performance against /toy/.
However there was one snippy boi on /vp/ who took up the challenge and secured a victory for /vp/ in the dying moments of their game against /g/, giving /aco/ a chance to advance if they could put four unanswered goals past Optimus Prime and his grabby gal Ham Hands. Many dismissed the idea, as even though /toy/ had done nothing but let goals in, /aco/ hadn't put the ball in the net once all tournament. The two teams shuffled into the arena, the anthems were played, the whistles blown, and sixteen minutes in, Bowsette smashed one into /toy/'s net. The schedule was set, four goals before 90', one down. Another 16 minutes later, two down. /toy/ continued to huddle up and swap their gameplan around, looking to do anything in their power to spoil /aco/'s parade. The match raged on, no one giving an inch, the scoreline read 2-0 on the jumbotron but to /ourgirls/, it read "ELIMINATION". Disaster struck on that pitch, in the 79th minute, with Optimus Prime's mighty boot following up a valiant charge into the /aco/ box. Ten minutes left with three goals separating /aco/ from Winter. These odds didn't put /aco/ in a corner, it ignited them. Attack after attack followed, each one demanding full respect of the /toy/ defense. Exhausted, they weren't up to the challenge, allowing two more from Mexico-chan and Helen Parr. Revved up and ready to go, /aco/'s dreams were crushed by a bleating whistle. The final scoreline was 4-1; /aco/ had been eliminated on Goals For in favor of /g/.
Dreams sullied and hopes dashed, the long walk began back to the locker room. Waiting for them were four medals, post-cup awards. Despite their early shakiness, /aco/ had succeeded in impressing the 4chan Cup community, winning awards for their efforts (specifically Bowsette's), their Korean-made uniforms, and Bowsette's goalhorn. Weighed down by the medals was a letter from the commissioner, "If someone fucks up you're in Winter". 17th place was a far cry from the literal bottom-of-the-barrel performance of Spring; it was a huge step in the right direction. With the format of future competitions uncertain and new hot 'n sexy cartoons in the oven for 2019, the /aco/ team sucked down their tequila all the way home, chanting "SEVENTEENTH AIN'T SO BAD" and laughing about how they were going to rock the cup next time, whenever that may be.
2019 Blooms And It Asks, "Qui ç'est la 'Best Waifu'?"
In the month leading to the Spring competition, /aco/ manager Sue hired a number of new girls to the team to match recent trends, including a memorial to the Tumblr Exodus in the form of Newgrounds.com's own Tankman. Mexico-chan also abdicated her title of Captain to a promoted Bowsette, and the whole team tearfully waved goodbye to veteran Helen Parr, who's hype subsided after her lackluster film. Manager Sue would sign Helen as her new co-manager to help oversee team developments. A new world of football awaited /aco/, and they trained to take the challenge the best way they can, pelvis-first.
Drawn into Group A alongside fellow new-ish team 
/p/, the crowd-shaking fan favorite (to hate or love, your choice) 
/sp/, and the board's big brother 
/co/, /aco/ were slotted to crack open the 4CC's inaugural PES18 Babby Cup with family, the aforementioned /co/. In traditional /aco/ fashion, the girls got blathered, but Bowsette's form stayed true from their /toy/ spanking and put one past Gaston. Sue and Helen poured over all possible means to beat their next opponent, the /p/hotographers, as a loss would certainly mean doom for hopes at an Elite Cup appearance in July. As the stars would have it, esteemed porn tracer Greg Land was called in to fill out the >artist slot for the match. His unique brand of fucking cheating at art earned /aco/ their first lead in the tournament, followed by a pair of goals from Gold Medals Jenny Wakeman and Bowsette. /p/ were defeated three-nil, a huge boost to morale for the squad. At the end of the match, Helen ran the numbers with her star players; a win or draw against /sp/ would mean /aco/'s first ever knockout appearance. Beating their bosoms and screaming about the color of Pokegirl skins, the girls prepared for their match against the /sp/artans.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Bowsette met at center pitch that morning, shook hands, and the match was on. Bowsette immediately stormed the left wing of the /sp/ box and rocketed a fucking screamer past the /sp/ keeper. For a moment there, just before the goalhorn played, time stopped. A degenerate Rule 63 meme had suddenly taken one of the most respected and mighty teams in the competition and brought it to its knees. Rallying the goats against the childhood-destroyers was superstar TSUUUUUUUU, who quickly paid /aco/ back in kind with a goal of his own.
Blood was on the turf.
Sensing a weakness in the /sp/ moral fiber, Phantasma whipped out her fat fucking badonkadonks to stun the /sp/ defense. She lined up her shot and didn't lose her way to her first ever goal. The crowd went berserk, and so did Ronaldo-sama. Just last year his squad had finished second in the Summer Cup, and here he was, about to be denied even an appearance, by some tranny turtle and a ghost with a bad haircut. Brutalizing the /aco/ defense, he earned another goal to make the score 2-all. In just 40 minutes, the story of the match was told. Vicious attacks and crunching tackles followed. Shadman took a bat to the face from Costanza, Skarpne choked out 18-1 with mayonnaise, and someone, somewhere, didn't masturbate to hockey. Sue and Helen clutched each other's hands as the final seconds ticked. The /sp/ manager screamed about slipping alone. Heck there was almost an own goal. Finally, the last whistle was called. Bowsette belched a mighty flame from her belly, an inferno of relief and joy. /aco/ had made the knockouts, and in turn, qualified for an Elite Cup for the very first time.
/aco/ were drawn against 
/fit/, a squad that had impressed all the way up from the Qualifiers. Just happy to be in the Knockouts, every pass was made jovially and every goal made against the brawny boys was treated like the funniest effort of sports-play one ever did see. Jeff Cavaliere's opener backheel that came from Minus8 forgetting where his feet were was met with cheers from both sides; everyone was just in it for fun, the rough times were finally over. A good match was had all around and /aco/ hugged their swole opponents farewell after losing 3-2, wishing them best in the Quarterfinals the following day. No envelopes promising a light at the end of a dark tunnel waited for them at base camp, but plenty of laughter and merriment were. Summer was coming, fast. They needed to fix their defense, shear up some appearances, and perhaps keep up a scoring streak the record-keepers had noticed Bowsette was beginning to accumulate. The year prior, /aco/ were the laughingstock of the cup, and now they were ready to throw hands with the best of the best in the 2019 4chan Summer Cup.
Summer Strokes - You Can Pick Your Players, But You Can't Pick Your Family
Match History
Official
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 28, 2018 | /3/
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 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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0-2 L | |
| April 28, 2018 | /bant/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-0 W | Xenophilia  69'
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| April 28, 2018 | /gif/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-4 L |  >shadman 62'
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| October 27, 2018 | /g/
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 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-0 D | |
| November 2, 2018 | /vp/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-1 L | |
| November 4, 2018 | /toy/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4-1 W |  Bowsette 16', 32' Mexico-chan 85'Helen Parr 90+5'
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| May 17, 2019 | /co/
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 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-1 L | Bowsette 65'
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| May 19, 2019 | /p/
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2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-0 W |  >artist 23' Jenny Wakeman 34' Bowsette 56'
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| May 25, 2019 | /sp/
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2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2-2 D | Bowsette 6' ENF 27'
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| June 1, 2019 | /fit/
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2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
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3-2 L | Bowsette 31' Mexico-chan 56'
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| July 20, 2019 |  /his/
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 2019 4chan Summer Cup
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2-5 W | Mexico-chan 17' Bowsette 21', 58', 74' Jenny Wakeman 25'
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| July 26, 2019 | /co/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup
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5-2 L | Bowsette 42'  Shygal 69'
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| July 28, 2019 |  /mlp/
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2019 4chan Summer Cup
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1-1 D | Jenny Wakeman 82'
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| October 25, 2019 |  /trv/
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 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0-2 L | |
| October 27, 2019 |  /f/
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2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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| November 2, 2019 |  /asp/
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2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2-3 L | Jenny Wakeman 40' Shygal 62'
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| April 11, 2020 |  /y/
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 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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3-0 W | Jenny Wakeman 4', 65' Shygal 35'
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| April 11, 2020 |  /s4s/
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2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-1 D |  Jucika does NOT Bust Balls 79'
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| April 12, 2020 |  /an/
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2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
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1-2 L | Jenny Wakeman 40'
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| April 24, 2020 |  /w/
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 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0-4 L | |
| April 26, 2020 | /his/
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2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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0-1 L | |
| May 2, 2020 |  /mu/
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2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3-0 W | Jenny Wakeman 17', 49' Shygal 39'
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Unofficial
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| September 30, 2018 | /bant/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Mexico-chan 89'
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| October 7, 2018 | /wsg/
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Bowsette ??' Jenny Wakeman ??'
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| August 25, 2019 |  /d/
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2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-6 W | Jenny Wakeman 5' Shygal 16', 67' Mexico-chan 25', 75'
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| March 14, 2020 |  /i/
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2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-2 (2-1 PK) W | Bowsette 18', 62'
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| March 21, 2020 |  /h/
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2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-2 (4-5 PK) L | Bowsette 71' Shygal 84'
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Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Draw | Loss | Goals For | Goals Against | Goal Difference | Finish | Status | Notes |
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| 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 4th of 4 |  |
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| 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 17th of 32 | |
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| 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 8 | +0 | 12th of 32 |  |
First Promotion to Elite |
| 2019 4chan Summer Cup |
1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 8 | +0 | 17th of 32 |  |
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| 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 32nd of 32 | |
First Trip to the Fetus since the inception of the team |
| 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 3 | +2 | 3rd of 8 | |
First Promotion from the Qualifiers without being relegated |
| 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 22nd of 32 | |
First Time Autopilot, still avoid fetus. For now |
Team Statistics
Outfield
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| Bowsette
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10 | 3 | 2 |
| Jenny Wakeman
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9 | 5 | 4 |
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3 | 4 | 0 |
| Shygal
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4 | 3 | 0 |
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1 | 1 | 0 |
| ENF
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1 | 1 | 0 |
| Xenophilia | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| The ChadShad
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1 | 0 | 0 |
| Jucika does NOT Bust Balls
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1 | 0 | 0 |
| Helen Parr | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| It's A Little Late for Brexit | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Paid in Exposure
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0 | 2 | 0 |
 Shantae
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0 | 3 | 0 |
 The Shark-Toothed Girl
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0 | 2 | 0 |
| Demencia | 0 | 1 | 0 |
 Rosie
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0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeeper
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 Buenos Dias, Mandy
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45 |
| Akabur | 4 |
| Golden Girl | 2 |
| Helen Parr | 2 |
Awards
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
At Least You Tried
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Alternate Horn
Bowsette - Break Free (Lead the Way)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Kits
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best New Player
Bowsette
2019 4chan Summer Cup
At Least You Tried
2019 4chan Summer Cup
Best Chants
Will Stamper's Ramblings
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Least Improved team
Gallery
Banner made to advertise Spring 18's suggestion thread
Banner advertising the main members of the /aco/ team
Mexico-chan putting in work as the new /aco/ Captain
Accel Art's main girl on /aco/'s Autumn run
The /aco/ Golds celebrate their team's best-yet performance following the 2019 Spring Cup
Pixel Art GIF of the OG Captain and long-time medal, Jenny Wakeman. Art by Hype Monster.
The Front Five of /aco/'s Summer 19 squad. Art by JakkMAU5.
Legacy Links
ABC18 Export: https://mega.nz/#!a2BlmQIR!BNySLwOSDHEzpHW25Gid2b7oWBBsPygI3PmRZftHxnE
SBC19 Export: http://www.mediafire.com/file/vd4ctusc86j40u7/aco.zip/file
PES13 Export: https://puu.sh/BDeNw/986ec0708d.zip
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