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Roster

Non-medal

Bronze

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Friendzoned		A good friend of Femanon. And that's all he will ever be to her.
2	GK	Get it off your chest

Defenders

#	Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
30	CB	Bitches & Whores		Suspiciously similar to /r9k/'s pairing of Beaches and Shores
8	CB	>tinder
5	CB	5 Inch Dick		""""""average""""""
77	CB	S/adv/irgin		27 years old and still a virgin, he just can't figure out how to get laid.
800	CB	Suicide Hotline		/adv/'s sole contact in its phonebook
420	LB	DUDE WEED LMAO		LMAO
17	LB	How do i get GF		you don't
44	RB	Ask the Opposite gender
12	RB	Child abuse thread

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
DMF	Wat do?		I HAVE A PROBLEM /adv/ WAT DO?	S24 - Lunging Tackle
RMF	Suicide		Gained his name for his "suicidal" tackles. And also because he wants to kill himself.	S05 - Speed Merchant
LMF	Ass Burgers		Uses his self-diagnosed Aspergers syndrome as an excuse to be a dick to everyone.	S05 - Speed Merchant
AMF	5inchdick		His long range goals seem to be compensating for something.	S01 - One-touch play S06 - Long Range Drive S13 - Step On Skills
DMF	Please Respond		Pls respond ;_;	S24 - Lunging Tackle
DMF	1st World Problems		Shit, no moneys to buy that awesome iPad	S24 - Lunging Tackle
RMF	Venting		Technically against the rules, but you're not going to stop a pissed off teenager from whining.	S05 - Speed Merchant
RMF	Suicide Hotline		/adv/'s sole contact in its phonebook	S05 - Speed Merchant
LMF	OKCupid		/adv/'s dating site of choice. Needless to say, they never get any messages.	S05 - Speed Merchant
LMF	Femanon		Hey /adv/, femanon here	S05 - Speed Merchant

Forward

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
CF	s/adv/irgin		27 years old and still a virgin, he just can't figure out how to get laid.	P12 - Goal Poacher S01 - One-touch play S02 - Outside Curve

Notable Former Players

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
CF   RMF	Beta As Fuck		One of the team's former bronze players, he scored 5 goals for the board before having his contract terminated as he was also playing for /r9k/. This resulted in a confusing and embarrasing incident where we was seen playing against himself in an Autumn Babby Cup match.	—
GK	Good Guy Greg		Guy shoots at goal, Greg doesn't mind.	—
CB	Relationshit		Your failed relationship has given you some pretty rage, use it on the field!	—
AMF	Cheating GF		A cheater in relationships and in football, she will make sure her team wins by any means.	S01 - One-touch play S05 - Speed Merchant

Original Roster

These players played in the original 2011 4chan Summer Cup. The roster was completely remade prior to /adv/'s return to the 4chan Cup.

/adv/ Roster until August 2018

No. Position Player 1   GK Venting 6   CB Bitches & Whores 8   CB S/adv/irgin 3   RB Shut In NEET 2   LB Friendzoned 4   DMF Fetish 11   CMF Get It Off Your Chest 7   SS Ask The Opposite Gender 5   AMF 5 Inch Dick 10   SS Relationshit 9   CF Suicide

No. Position Player 23   GK Good Guy Greg 12   CB Hypochondriac 13   CB Polyamory 14   CB Long Distance Relationship 15   RB Cheating Girlfriend 16   RB Depression 17   LB Femanon 18   LB Pls respond 21   DMF Degree 19   DMF Write A Letter 20   CMF How Do I Get GF? 42   CMF Weed