Difference between revisions of "/akg/"

Revision as of 23:27, 14 October 2020

/akg/

Okaeri, Dokutah

/akg/ - Arknights General

Founded

1 May 2020

Manager

Dokutah

Owner

Hypergryph

IRL manager

BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM

Team colors

Chat color

171727
Babel Black

Ranking

Highest rank

()

Lowest rank

()

Top scorer

ZERO SANITY (3)

Top assister

GAOOO & WA CHING WA CHING (1)

Captain

ZERO SANITY

Website

/akg/ - Arknights General

Nickname

Guardknights, Loginknights

Historic performance

0	0	3			3				0%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
5	12	-7

Biggest win
TBD	–	TBD


Biggest defeat
/pmmm/	5–2	/akg/
June 7, 2020

First match
/pmmm/	5–2	/akg/
June 7, 2020

/vg/ League
Appearances	1 (First in /vg/ League 14)
Best result	48th, /vg/ League 14

Team music

Anthem	Burn Me to the Ground
Victory Anthem	Speed of Light

Goal horn	The Day is Mine
ZERO SANITY's Goal horn	Doctor Dancing
ZERO SANITY's Hat Trick horn	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
Donkey's Goal horn	Video of Amiya Only Calling the Doctor

Kits

Arknights is a chink gachashit mobile actually >fun tower defense game that takes place in a world full of edgy kemonomimi, angels with guns, Russians, and literal devils and vampires, all infected with rock cancer, and it's up to you as the Doctor to try and cure them of the plague. Allegedly. You spend a lot more time murdering infected people than actually curing them.

/akg/ meanwhile spends most of its time being huge fucking brainlets that don't know who to E2 next and still can't clear TR-15, at least until they reach zero sanity and start screaming about not being able to play for longer than 15 minutes and spamming random lyrics for hours.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

BLOCK CERO

6

Skadoo

5

Chenfromarknights

99

Jessicat

44

HellaCHAD

2

Cutest Cripple

67

LappGOD

89

Hantingu Hajimeru

3

WA CHING WA CHING

23

Donkey

0

ZERO SANITY

No.

Position

Player

Pixiv ID 79284449

ONIgiri!

Horse Pussy

Poca

56

LA GOBLINA

Be Racist

Operation Barrenwomb

8

	CMF

KO KO DA YO~

68

Jetpackbro

9

APPURU PAI

Red Katana Bro

18

GAOOO

Resting in Dorms

No.

Position

Player

1

	CB

I Never Asked For This

11

	CB

What's His Name Again?

69

	CB

Retardbro...

7

	CB

Stop Sending Clue 7

75

	CB

8*7500 = 1 Million LMD

13

	CB

>african doctors

14

	RB

Loginknights

Exports

Aesthetics	Audio	Tactical
VGL15 Friendlies Aesthetics VGL14 Aesthetics Export	/alg/ VGL15 Friendlies Audio Export /domg/ VGL15 Friendlies Audio Export VGL14 Audio Export	/alg/ VGL15 Friendlies Tactical Export /domg/ VGL15 Friendlies Tactical Export VGL14 Tactical Export

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
June 7th, 2020	/pmmm/	/vg/ League 14	2-5 L	45+1' ZERO SANITY 68' Donkey
June 13th, 2020	/gfg/	/vg/ League 14	0-3 L
June 19th, 2020	/drg/	/vg/ League 14	3-4 L	29' ZERO SANITY 42' 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO) 82' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO) 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 20th, 2020	/domg/	/vg/ League 15 Friendlies	4-3 W	26' HellaCHAD (Assist: Donkey) 63' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Mofumofu) 68' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) 73' Sad Fat Rich Cat (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
September 27th, 2020	/alg/	/vg/ League 15 Friendlies	1-0 W (a.e.t.)	94' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)

Team Art

BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, VGL14 vs. /gfg/
Fanart of Matoimaru
Anon cheering on his wife VGL14 vs. /gfg/
Drawing of Jessica celebrating her winning goal in a friendly against /domg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies

Team Awards

VGL Awards

/vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon
/vg/ League 14 Best General Aesthetics
/vg/ League 14 Biggest Spaghetti Moment - 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's Own Goal vs. /drg/

Records

/gfg/ v. /akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 587 during the group stage of VGL14

Team History

Episode 00: Prologue
/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming /vg/ League 14, much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut.

Episode 01: /vg/ League 14
Group I Match 1 vs. /pmmm/ With much anticipation and hype built up over the preceding month, /akg/ took the field in their official debut against the lesbians of /pmmm/. Unfortunately, /pmmm/ got off to a fast start as /akg/'s offense was left anemic, with /pmmm/ scoring twice near the end of the first half. However, the efforts of ZERO SANITY and Donkey were able to pull /akg/ back to a 2-2 tie. This was the peak of the match, however, as /pmmm/ broke /akg/'s defense with three goals in seven minutes. /akg/'s first ever match concluded 2-5. Group I Match 2 vs. /gfg/ [REDACTED] Group I Match 3 vs. /drg/ After two poor performances, /akg/ was already knocked out of the tournament, so the final match against /drg/ was a matter of pride. The offense (except Donkey) started off better than the previous two matches, actually being able to form strings of passes. However, /drg/ was able to take a defensive error by 87500 = 1 Million LMD and turn it into a goal. This goal was quickly canceled out by ZERO SANITY scoring a precise shot, taking advantage of /drg/'s own defensive error. Screams of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA filled the stands. A slow first half was coming to a close when the unimaginable happened. BLOCK CERO, already debuffed by an enemy Agent, activated her skill. She kicked the ball directly into 87500 = 1 Million LMD's bag, and it ricocheted into the net. At the start of the second half, Donkey missed another opportunity. Following this, /drg/ scored again, bringing the score to 1-3. Switching tactics, /akg/ opted for a more attacking style of play. This resulted in an eventual goal, with GAOOO finding WA CHING WA CHING to halve /drg/'s lead. After another couple of mistakes by Donkey, /drg/ was able to score on a counter. With the game in stoppage time and the score 2-4, /akg/ decided to go for Risk 26 and threw five operators forward. After a save off a kickoff shot by ZERO SANITY, it looked like these tactics were for naught. However, a key tackle by No Thoughts Head Empty followed by an incisive pass from WA CHING WA CHING resulted in another ZERO SANITY goal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs filled the stands for one last time in this tournament, and the match concluded 3-4. VGL 14 Epilogue Despite a valiant performance against /drg/, other results on the final matchdays went against /akg/, and /akg/ finished with the wooden spoon as the team in the tournament with the least amount of points. However all was not for naught. BLOCK CERO's tactical own goal was able to give /akg/ an award for Spaghetti Moment of the Tournament, and the team's overall aesthetics on their debut won Aesthetics of the Tournament. With more time, hype, and experience on their side, /akg/ now looks forward to /vg/ League 15, hoping that a new tournament will bring better fortune.

Team Statistics

Outfield
Player	Caps	Goals	Assists	Yellow Cards	Playing Time (Minutes)	Average Rating
ZERO SANITY	3	3	0	0	270	6.5
Donkey	3	1	0	0	270	6.17
WA CHING WA CHING	3	1	1	0	270	6.17
Mofumofu	3	0	0	0	270	5.5
HellaCHAD	3	0	0	1	270	5.67
LappGOD	2	0	0	0	87	5.25
Jetpackbro	1	0	0	0	68	5.5
What's His Name Again?	1	0	0	0	90	5.5
I Never Asked For This	3	0	0	0	270	5.5
No Thoughts Head Empty	2	0	0	0	91	5.5
Retardbro...	1	0	0	0	65	5.5
Stop Sending Clue 7	0	0	0	0	0	N/A
8*7500 = 1 Million LMD	2	Own Goal	By BLOCK CERO	0	180	5.5
>african doctors	0	0	0	0	0	N/A
APPURU PAI	2	0	0	0	92	5.25
Loginknights	1	0	0	0	22	6.0
Cutest Cripple	3	0	0	0	70	5.33
LA GOBLINA	1	0	0	0	67	5.0
KO KO DA YO~	1	0	0	0	68	6.0
GAOOO	2	0	1	0	48	6.0
Shut the **** Up	1	0	0	0	65	5.5
Sad Fat Rich Cat	1	0	0	0	67	6.0

BLOCK CERO
Player	Caps	Saves	Saves Per Game	Average Rating
BLOCK CERO	3	9	3	5.67

@@ Line 82: / Line 82: @@
 {{sq start}}
 {{sq start player |no=10 |pos=GK|name=[[File:BLOCK CERO.png|25px]] {{tt|BLOCK CERO|Do you have a big enough brain to let the enemy walk into your base?}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=|name=[[File:Skadoo.png|25px]] {{tt|Skadoo|Should I attack the enemies? Should I attack the allies?}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=|name=[[File:Skadoo.png|25px]] {{tt|Skadoo|TRUE SKADOO SLASH}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=|name=[[File:Chenfromarknights.png|25px]] {{tt|Chenfromarknights|Shut the **** Up|You really are a piece of shit.}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=|name=[[File:Chenfromarknights.png|25px]] {{tt|Chenfromarknights|Holy shit is that Chenfromarknights?}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=99 |pos=|name=[[File:Sad Fat Rich Cat.png|25px]] {{tt|Jessicat|I'll give you money so please stop bullying me.}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=44  |pos=|name=[[File:HellaCHAD.png|25px]] {{tt|HellaCHAD|My cool uncle Hellagur is HellaBASED.}}}}
@@ Line 96: / Line 96: @@
 {{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Pixiv ID 79284449.png|25px]] {{tt|Pixiv ID 79284449|owl over frog haha}}}}
 {{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:ONIgiri.png|25px]] {{tt|ONIgiri!|Hey, Doctor, Rhodes Island's got a soccer tournament! Let's sign up together.}}}}
-{{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Horse Pussy.png|25px]] {{tt|Horse Pussy|}}}}
+{{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Horse Pussy.png|25px]] {{tt|Horse Pussy|Why is horse pussy so fucking delicious, bros?}}}}
-{{sq player |no=|pos=|name=[[File:Poca.png|25px]]{{tt|Poca|bich....}}}}
+{{sq player |no=|pos=|name=[[File:Poca.png|25px]] {{tt|Poca|bich....}}}}
 {{sq player |no=56 |pos=|name=[[File:La Goblina.png|25px]] {{tt|LA GOBLINA|A touching story of two moms making their gremlin daughter into a nuclear bomb.}}}}
 {{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Be Racist.png|25px]] {{tt|Be Racist|Don't be horny. Be racist.}}}}
-{{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Operation Barrenwomb.png|25px]] {{tt|Operation Barrenwomb|}}}}
+{{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Operation Barrenwomb.png|25px]] {{tt|Operation Barrenwomb|Commence Operation Barrenwomb.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=8 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:KO KO DA YO.png|25px]] {{tt|KO KO DA YO~|More like ko ko DIE yo.}}}}
 {{sq player |no=68 |pos=|name=[[File:Jetpackbro.png|25px]] {{tt|Jetpackbro|change da world my final message. Goodb ye}}}}
 {{sq player |no=9 |pos=|name=[[File:APPURU PAI.png|25px]] {{tt|APPURU PAI|I love creampie. Would you like to taste it?}}}}
-{{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Red Katana Bro.png|25px]] {{tt|Red Katana Bro|}}}}
+{{sq player |no= |pos=|name=[[File:Red Katana Bro.png|25px]] {{tt|Red Katana Bro|FACE ME, RHODES ISLAND}}}}
 {{sq player |no=18 |pos=|name=[[File:GAOOO.png|25px]] {{tt|GAOOO|Just kidding.}}}}

Difference between revisions of "/akg/"

Revision as of 23:27, 14 October 2020

Contents