/an/

/an/
Timete Bestia
/an/ - Animals and Nature
Founded January 7, 2012 Manager ASPCA IRL manager Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY Team colors Chat color FF9900 Orange Ranking 50 ( 1) Highest rank 3 (August 2014) Lowest rank 55 (July 2013) Top scorer >outdoor cat (8 (as of 2017 Spring Baby)) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Take It To The Vet Website /an/ - Animals and Nature Nickname M/an/iacs M/an/lets Home ground The Jungle
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 37 17 26 80 46.25%
GF GA GD 152 128 +24
Biggest win /fit/  1–7  /an/ November 15, 2015 Biggest defeat /3/  4–1  /an/ May 1, 2015 First match /an/  5–2  /po/ March 17, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 6 (First in Winter 2014) Best result 3rd, Summer 2017 Babby Cup Appearances 6 (First in Spring 2012) Best result 3rd, Spring 2017
Team music
Anthem Wildest Things In The World (Start at :19) Goal horn Dario G - Sunchyme Alternate goal horn Goalhorn against NSFW lewd boards Alternate goal horn Birb Goal Horn Alternate goal horn >Outdoor Cat Goal Horn
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

Introduction

Welcome to /an/, where we ask... What the fuck is this?

Winter 2018 Export

Aesthetics Export

Tactical Export

Music Export

Players

Roster Cheat Sheet >Outdoor Cat - Be American can, go outside, get shot Take it to the vet - When people ask for free medical advice on /an/, there is only one thing you can tell them Orange Bitey Thing - OBT, Orange Baboon Tarantula is know as the "Orange Bitey Thing" due to it's bad temper Goldfish Bowl - It's a bowl you put goldfish in Canadian Goose - Honk Scanned Snake - Back in the day, one anon on /an/ wanted to get an ID on a snake, a dead snake, that he scanned, using a scanner. Brown Recluse - It's always a brown recluse Birb - Birds are very important African Rape Baboon - A local African newspaper, known for making joke stories during dry news spells invented a story about a gay baboon raping men from a local village. This was seen online and taken as fact.. /can/ - Cute animals *Blocks your path* - It's... blocked Longbois - A Barozi or any doggo with a long snout Spacebat - A bat that got stuck on a rocket, he's in space now Invasive Species - Pretty self explanatory Friendly Cassowary - Pet it, go on.. Speculative Evolution - wut? Pige - Currently on loan from [s4s] Pupper Holocaust - A "news" piece from "The Tablet" magazine compared the treatment of Pitbulls to the treatment of Jews during WW2 SUCCulant - It's the plant rep. Do you even lift cunt? - RIP Roger the Kangaroo, too swol for this world >PETA - Making a return bg=#F0F2F5}}

Main article: /an/ roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Pet Rock 7   CB Orange Bitey Thing 8   CB Goldfish Bowl 4   CB Canadian Goose 10   DMF Scanned Snake 21   CMF Brown Recluse 23   CMF Birb 19   LMF African Rape Baboon 13   RMF /can/ 22   CF Take it to the Vet 20   SS >outdoor cat

No. Position Player 2   GK *Blocks your Path* 6   CB Longbois 5   CB Spacebat 3   CB Invasive Species 12   DMF Friendly Cassowary 11   DMF Speculative Evolution 9   DMF Pige 17   LMF Pupper Holocaust 16   LMF Succulant 18   LMF Do you Even Lift Cunt? 15   RMF >Peta 14   RMF Do Fish Feel Pain?

Team History

/an/ Team History

Rivalries

Vegan Derby The heated showdown between the cooks and the cooked to see who prevails.

1-0-0

Outdoor Nature Derby Can these teams learn to share the splendors of nature? Or will one master the other?

1-1-1

Crashing the Colony Derby /m/ has had a long history for dropping things, colonies being no exception. After being denied their entry into Winter 16 with a 6-2 loss, /m/ got their revenge in Summer 16 with a 5-3 win in the knockouts. Now, after seeing /m/ actually seems to know what they are doing, /an/ has decided to finally acknowledge this previously one-sided rivalry formally.

1-0-1

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 17, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round	5-2 W	Spacebat  1', 49', 64', 74' Mantis King  83'
March 17, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round	1-1 D	Spacebat  12'
March 24, 2012	/f/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Mantis King  16' Spacebat  65'
March 25, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Tibetan Fox  86'
March 25, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Lightwave  69' (o.g.)
May 12, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	5-3 W	Spacebat  9', 16', 88' Creepy Moray Eels  81' David Attenborough  90+2'
May 26, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CAWWWWW  85'
June 2, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Spacebat  51' Brown Recluse  70'
August 18, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 W	Sad Rat  22' Spacebat  85'
September 1, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Brown Recluse  9' Spacebat  21'
September 8, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Spacebat  75'
October 13, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Honeybadger  74'
October 13, 2012	/y/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Brown Recluse  15' Scanned Snake  44' Honeybadger  50'
October 20, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Honeybadger  61' Spacebat  67'
December 22, 2012	/g/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Spacebat  22', 28'
April 5, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	Spacebat  28', 52', 68' Sad Rat  45+1' Honeybadger  68'
April 13, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	5-1 W	Honeybadger  7' Spacebat  49', 53', 87' Brown Recluse  74'
May 3, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
May 5, 2013	/m/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Spacebat  22' Honeybadger  33', 42'
May 11, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Spacebat  26' Honeybadger  62' Zombie Jim  87'
May 18, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Knockout Stage	1-4 L	Honeybadger  90+2'
July 19, 2013	/e/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Spacebat  21'
September 21, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Honeybadger  78', 81'
October 5, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Honeybadger  6'
October 25, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 W	Spacebat  17' Honeybadger  85'
October 26, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	Spacebat  66'
October 27, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-0 D
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-0 W	Biscuit  21' Honeybadger  30', 77' Spacebat  69'
November 15, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Biscuit  35' Honeybadger  55', 80'
November 17, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Honeybadger  18' Spacebat  36', 62'
November 23, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Spacebat  7', 68' Honeybadger  57'
November 30, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Knockout Stage	0-2 L
January 12, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Canadian Goose  71' Honeybadger  75'
January 18, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Honeybadger  18', 25', 45+' Canadian Goose  36'
February 15, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	What Is This?  33'
February 21, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Canadian Goose  42' Spacebat  53' Honeybadger  79'
February 23, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Canadian Goose  85'
March 1, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Knockout Stage	0-0 (4-5) L
May 31, 2014	/cgl/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Spacebat  69'
June 6, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Canadian Goose  45+'
July 18, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	What Is This?  56' Spacebat  85'
July 26, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
August 2, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Spacebat  70'
August 3, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L
February 14, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Walrus Overlord  25' Take It To The Vet  44'
February 20, 2015	/asp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
February 22, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
April 25, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	6-3 W	Walrus Overlord  18' Canadian Goose  27', 45+' Brown Recluse  29', 78' Take It To The Vet  55'
May 1, 2015	/3/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-4 L	Take It To The Vet  55'
May 3, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Canadian Goose  33', 83'
May 10, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Canadian Goose  65'
October 23, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Canadian Goose  66', 75' Take It To The Vet  88'
October 25, 2015	/y/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Take It To The Vet  90+'
November 1, 2015	/r9k/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
November 7, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	6-2 W	Brown Recluse  27', 86' Canadian Goose  71', 90+' What Is This?  81' Take It To The Vet  90+'
November 14, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Ro16	4-2 W	What Is This?  18' Canadian Goose  49' Take It To The Vet  66', 86'
November 15, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinal	7-1 W	Take It To The Vet  4', 16', 40' Canadian Goose  26', 70' What Is This?  34' Brown Recluse  48'
November 15, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semifinal	0-2 L
November 15, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Third Place Playoff	2-4 L	Canadian Goose  80' What Is This?  111'
February 19, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Take It To The Vet  37' Scanned Snake  90+4'
February 21, 2016	/vp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-3 W	Canadian Goose  29' What Is This?  34' >outdoor cat  45+2' Take It To The Vet  82'
February 27, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Canadian Goose  19' >outdoor cat  27', 44'
March 5, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	4-3 W	>outdoor cat  3' Canadian Goose  8', 55' Take It To The Vet  81'
March 6, 2016	/u/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L
August 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	>outdoor cat  56' Harambe  70'
August 12, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	>outdoor cat  52', 68', 74'
August 14, 2016	/adv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	Take it to the Vet  18', 26', 65' Harambe  42'
August 20, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	5-3 L	Harambe  15' >outdoor cat  21', 58'
February 10, 2017	/mu/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Take it to the Vet  67'
February 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	>outdoor cat  86'
February 18, 2017	/jp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-4 D	>outdoor cat  45+1'
May 13, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	>outdoor cat  3' Take It To The Vet  4'  20', 81'
May 19, 2017	/c/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	>outdoor cat  31', 36'
May 21, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	>outdoor cat  41', 78'
May 27, 2017	/out/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	2-0 W	/can/  20' Birb  27' >outdoor cat  45+2'
May 27, 2017	/g/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	2-1 W	What is This?  30' Birb , 31' >outdoor cat  41'
May 27, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semifinals	1-4 L	>outdoor cat  85' Leopard Gecko  90+5'
May 28, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Third Place Match	2-0 W	Scanned Snake  41' >outdoor cat  88'
July 28, 2017	/fit/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Scanned Snake  38' Take it to the Vet  72' >outdoor cat  77'
July 30, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
August 5, 2017	/h/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D	Birb 1' Take It To The Vet  54'
August 12, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stage	1-0 W	>outdoor cat  90+2'
August 13, 2017	/lit/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stage	3-2 W	>outdoor cat  52', 72' Take It To The Vet  95'
August 13, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stage	1-4 L	>outdoor cat  83'
August 13, 2017	/toy/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stage	3-1 W	What Is This  50' Take It To The Vet  85' >outdoor cat  90+3'
February 17, 2018	/a/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Take It To The Vet  14' Keit-Ai  80'
February 23, 2018	/int/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Take It To The Vet  49'
February 25, 2018	/cm/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Birb 45+1, 47'
March 3, 2018	/x/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Knockout Stage	3-4 L	Friendly Cassowary  56' Birb  61' Take It To The Vet  71'
July 27, 2018	/bant/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-2 L
July 29, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	>outdoor cat  11' Take it to the Vet  82,89'
August 4, 2018	/fa/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	4-4 D	Brown Recluse  39' >outdoor cat  52' Take it to the Vet  61,70'
October 26, 2018	/f/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Take it to the Vet  44'
October 28, 2018	/x/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Take it to the Vet  43,68'
November 3, 2018	/biz/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	>Outdoor Cat  21,90+0'
May 3, 2019	/fit/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-1 L
May 4, 2019	/toy/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	align=center 0-1 L	>Outdoor Cat  21,90+0'
May 5, 2019	/wsg/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-5 L	/can/  05' >outdoor cat  026' Take it to the vet  40'

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/mlp/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	3-4 L	Spacebat  9', 12' ???  48'
November 2, 2013	/fa/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16	1-2 L	Brown Recluse  110'
November 28, 2014	/u/	Thanksgiving Bowl Round of 16	2-3 L	Canadian Goose  33' What is this?  65'
January 17, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Honeybadger  33' Cutting Mat  76'
January 24, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Honeybadger  29' Sexy Shrimp  90+'
February 27, 2015	/vg/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals	4-0 W	Brown Recluse  21', 59' Canadian Goose  40' Take It To The Vet  77'
February 27, 2015	/g/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Semifinals	1-2 L	What is this?  110'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Third Place Match	2-2 (5-4) W	What is this?  30' Take It To The Vet  44'
August 22, 2015	/soc/	Lark's Madness Round of 56	2-1 W	Take It To The Vet  30' Canadian Goose  48'
August 23, 2015	/out/	Lark's Madness Round of 32	1-0 W	Canadian Goose  37'
August 22, 2015	/wsg/	Lark's Madness Round of 16	4-1 W	Take It To The Vet  25', 88', 90+' Canadian Goose  71'
August 31, 2015	/g/	Lark's Madness Quarterfinals	2-1 W	Spacebat  35' Canadian Goose  72'
August 31, 2015	/lgbt/	Lark's Madness Semifinals	3-1 W	What Is This?  18' Canadian Goose  66' Take It To The Vet  77'
August 31, 2015	/s/	Lark's Madness Final	1-3 L	What Is This?  61'
January 9, 2016	/ck/	Test Cup 16 Group Stage	0-3 L
January 10, 2016	/biz/	Test Cup 16 Group Stage	1-2 L	Canadian Goose  68'
January 16, 2016	/a/	Test Cup 16 Group Stage	2-4 L	What Is This?  45+4', 87'
January 31, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	6-4 W	What Is This?  14' >outdoor cat  37' Canadian Goose  40', 53', 82', 90+5'