| Name
|
Number
|
Position
|
Goals
|
Assists
|
Saves
|
Image
|
Description
|
| Pet Rock
|
1
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
It's a pet rock, I think they were popular in the 80's
|
| Invasive Species
|
17
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Killing your local bird population since 1894
|
| Orange Bitey Thing
|
4
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
A "pet name" given to the Orange Baboon Tarantula due to it's defensive, bite first disposition
|
| Goldfish Bowl
|
8
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Small bowls aren't good for fish
|
| Canadian Goose
|
18
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Vicious bastards
|
| Friendly Cassowary
|
10
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
It's a >friendly Cassowary (heavily implying)
|
| GEORGE
|
3
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
The last survivor of a now extinct species of snail who died in 2019
|
| Brown Recluse
|
11
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Literally every spider ever, formally "What is this?"
|
| Birb
|
21
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Birds are very important
|
| >>outdoor cat
|
22
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
This is more of an Amerifat thing about letting your cat go outside and how that's bad..
|
| Take it to the vet
|
23
|
|
[[Image: |200px]]
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Seriously..
|