/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 29 ( 22) Highest rank 5 (18th May 2015) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer Big Match John (27) Top assister Big Match John (10) Captain Big Match John Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 19 7 12 38 50%
GF GA GD 68 47 +21
Biggest win /asp/  6–0  /k/ 27/02/2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 17th, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Glorious Domination Goal horn RAW is WAR Theme Alternate goal horn Be Water, My Friend! (to be played when Bruce Lee scores) Alternate goal horn My Time Is Now - John Cena Theme (to be played when Big Match John scores) Alternate goal horn The Truth Reigns - Roman Reigns Theme (w/Boos) (to be played when The Big Dog scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Exports - Autumn Cup Export

Roster (Last Updated on 19th October 2017): http://www.mediafire.com/file/v2c1da6xnx58y4p/ASP+Autumn+2017+Final+Final+Export.zip
Use this if the above does not work: https://www.mediafire.com/file/3jualxmaxaijg7p/ASP%20Autumn%20Cup%20Final%20Export.zip

Aesthetics (Last Updated on 19th October 2017): https://www.mediafire.com/file/7ryty7t8ubn4ops/ASP%20autumn%202017%20Aesthetics%20Export%202.zip

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjKOoEP6QI
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in
The Big Dog Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIU9zSntJmE

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

Winter Cup 2017

BROTHER /sp/, I KNEW YOU'D COME
In the group stage of this cup, /asp/ looked real jacked as they topped the group without conceding a single goal. During the Round of 16, /h/ was the first team to score against the W/asp/s, but Bruce Lee's brace got his team to the quarterfinals. Afterwards, /sp/ defeated /v/, giving viewers a sports board derby for the first time in a major cup. In one of the most viewed matches of the cup, with over 2000 fans watching, /asp/ and /sp/ had an intense match. In the first half, Le Cut Inside Man broke the deadlock, but Brother Nero immediately responded with a goal of his own. Later, Women's """Wrestling""" found more reasons to get shit on by /asp/'s users with an own goal that gave /sp/ the lead. TSUUUUUUU scored a header just as the second half began, and despite their efforts, /asp/ couldn't even take another shot in the whole match. With that performance, /asp/ was eliminated from the cup with a whimper. Big Match John took some criticism due to poor performances after the group stage, as did CM Phil for his sad attempt at getting a penalty kick towards the end of the match against /sp/.

Summer Cup 2017

Some major changes were made to the roster for this season. Worked Into A Shoot, THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJA, The Big Dog, BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN and others were making debuts in this cup. The cup started off badly for this /asp/ side, as they lost 2-1 to /wg/ with Bork Lazer getting sent off in the first half. Without the big man, /asp/ had to face /s4s/ and hope that they could be killed off with a win. Neither team could get what they wanted in their match, which ended up being a 3-3 draw. Patrick Bateman's 90 minute goal saved /s4s/, and made /asp/ worry. Both teams desperately needed to win their one remaining match, and neither of them did so. /asp/ was relegated to a Babby Cup for the first time ever after a disappointing 2-0 loss to /his/.

Autumn Babby Cup 2017

After looking green in the Summer Cup, it was time for /asp/ to get a clue in the babbies. At the Tokyo Dome, they had to face none other than /pol/, who had to go through the Fetus Cup to even be in this tournament. Unfortunately for the w/asp/s, /pol/ was no joke anymore, and the politically incorrect team got a 2-0 win. Following that, /n/ was their next opponent. In previous cups, /n/ was an easy opponent for /asp/, with the w/asp/s getting 5-0 and 3-0 wins against them. Times changed drastically, and /n/ was able to get a 1-1 draw that left /asp/ in hot water. The Big Dog saved /asp/ for a moment, but the team was in a situation where they depended on more than just a win against /e/. Though THE GAY COMMUNITY? got /asp/ their one and only win of this cup, it was too little, too late. /n/'s draw against /pol/ left /asp/ down in the babbies.

Roster

Photo of 2017 Summer Cup Squad

From left to right:
Top: VACANT, YA SEE SEFF, Worked Into a Shoot, THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJA, Krispen Wah, Marty Jannetty, The Big Dog
Bottom: Bork Lazer, BROTHER NERO, THE GAY COMMUNITY?, Bruce Lee, CENAWINSLOL
Not Pictured: Based Fatass, CM Phil, Tranquilo, >airshit, Deannetty, Women's """Wrestling""", Tony Hawk, >according to Meltzer, 6 Stars, FUCK THIS COMPANY, BRAAAAUUUUUUUN

Main Article: /asp/ Roster **NOW UPDATED FOR AUTUMN 2017**

No. Position Player   GK VACANT   LB Worked Into A Shoot   CB Shovelman   CB Jannetty   RB Big Poppa Pump   DMF Bork Lazer   CMF BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN   CMF THE GAY COMMUNITY?   AMF Krispen Wah   CF THE BIG DOG   CF Big Match John

No. Position Player   GK BROTHER NERO   LB Dimes   CB Big Dick Dave   CB Tranquilo   CB >airshit   CB Tony Hawk   RB Rakesh Kumar Orton   DMF Lord HEMA   CMF Women's """Wrestling"""   CMF 6.25 Stars   CMF Bruce Lee   CMF EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  10'
August 7, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	American Dragon  20' CENAWINSLOL  35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  51'
August 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  38' CENAWINSLOL  68'
August 15, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	2-1 W	American Dragon  32' CENAWINSLOL  110'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup QF	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  33'
February 19, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Bruce Lee  79'
February 21, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Bruce Lee  53' CENAWINSLOL  90+1'
February 27, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	6-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  5', 59' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  9', 15', 31' Bruce Lee  45+1'
March 5, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (3-4) L	American Dragon  45+1' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  90+3'
August 5, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Bruce Lee  7'
August 7, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Big Match John  12', 86'
August 13, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  32', 85' Big Match John  90+7'
August 20, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	3-2 W	BROTHER NERO  11', 62' Big Match John  58'
August 21, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup QF	3-2 L	Big Match John  35' BROTHER NERO  82'
February 11, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 17, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Big Match John  26'
February 19, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Airport General MK XI  8' Bork Lazer  48' Big Match John  90+2'
February 25, 2017	/h/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  6' Bruce Lee  51', 90+1'
February 26, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup QF	1-3 L	BROTHER NERO  33'
July 28, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  78'
July 30, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN  17' CENAWINSLOL  34' Brother Nero  42'
August 5, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L
October 28, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
November 3, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	THE BIG DOG  90+1'
November 5, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	THE GAY COMMUNITY?  33'

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
August 21, 2015	/y/	Lark's Madness	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  ??'

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored CENAWINSLOL 27 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 American Dragon 16 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 8 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 3 vs  /c/ November 23, 2013 Bruce Lee 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015

Assisters Player Assists CENAWINSLOL 10 American Dragon 7 Bork Lazer 6 FAHN DAHN GOOO 4 Rodney Mullen 2 Eye Poke Jones 1 Krispen Wah 1 >Longboarding 1 Lord HEMA 1 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 Krabby Mango 1

Goalkeeper Stats Player Saves (Clean Sheets) Black Ref 60 (7) Mark Nutt 7 (1) Best Martial Art 5 (0) Bad News Barrett 5 (0) VACANT 3 (1) Scooter Faggots 2 (1)

Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup 8th, Quarter Finals 3/1/1 2015 4chan Summer Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2016 4chan Winter Cup 10th, Ro16 2/1/1 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-2 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. The board rivalry got ugly once Hiroyuki Nishimura moved wrestling to /asp/, since the way it happened made /sp/ users feel like they "kicked out" the wrestling fans. Years before this happened, /sp/ and /asp/ managers already had an agreement in place where /asp/ could take wrestling-related players from /sp/. Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now, CENAWINSLOL, who is now Big Match John, and Bork Lazer moved to /asp/. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. These teams faced each other in the 2017 Winter Cup where /sp/ got a dominant 3-1 win over /asp/.