/auspol/

/auspol/
"Aussie Aussie Aussie; OI OI OI!"
/auspol/ - /auspol/
Founded January 26, 1788 Manager Charles DeGroot Owner Lithgow Arms Manufacturing Co. IRL manager Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N Team colors HEX color 2828ab Eureka Flag Blue Top scorer Ned Kelly Steve Irwin (4) Top assister Ned Kelly Blair Cottrell (3) Captain Blair Cottrell Website /auspol/ - /auspol/ Nickname The Awakened Anglos
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 5 7 28.57%
GF GA GD 13 19 -6
Biggest win /sng/  1–3  /auspol/ 5th January 2018 Biggest defeat /auspol/  1–4  /nsg/ 22nd June 2019 First match /sng/  1–3  /auspol/ 5th January 2018
/pol/eague Appearances 3 (First in /pol/eague 2) Best result 5th Place, /pol/eague 2
Team music
Anthem God Bless Australia Goal horn 'Land Down Under' Cronulla Riots Goalhorn 'BBQ in Cronulla' Blair Cottrell Goalhorn 'The Showdown' Ned Kelly Goalhorn 'Poor Ned'
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit

"Step aside, flora and fauna!"

A new team created for the Second /pol/eague, dedicated to the highly illustrious /auspol/ general. A country full of Shitposters, NEETs and the occasional mullet rising out of the ashes of a rock throwing, petrol sniffing wasteland. Created from the dregs of the Poms and hardened by the wildlife, Australia have become a nation well known for its shitpostery directed at everyone, manhandling of the local wildlife, disrespect for authority and a "She'll be right m8" attitude. Just watch out for the exploding trees.

Hope you like goalhorns - with the renaissance of music in the 80's, Australia happens to be a very musically talented country.

Roster

No. Position Player 67   GK Pauline Hanson 50   RB Nuke Melbourne 12   LB Centrelink 80   CB Clive Palmer 44   CB Telco Ministry of Censorship 72   DMF Dictator Dan 3   CMF "Want me to drop this cunt?" 99   CMF Bruce 1   AMF Bogan 51   SS Brenton Tarrant 14   CF Blair Cottrell

No. Position Player 79   GK Pooftah's Fuck Off 56   CB Mel Gibson 49   LB Fuck off ASIO 54   CB >The voice 17   RB FTC 2   LB Gang War Slapfights 9   CMF /unregesteredfirearm/ 38   RB Muh Invasion Day 5   CMF Cronulla Riots 66   CMF War with China 75   LMF Exploding trees 38   RMF Fingered her in a nightclub

Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/pol/eague 2	Group Stage	/sng/	3-1 W	Ned Kelly 2' (35), 90+5'	January 5th, 2018
		/polder/	3-1 W	Steve Irwin 23' (27), 90+1'	January 5th, 2018
		/ptg/	2-4 L	Blair Cottrell  57' Ned Kelly 87'	January 6th, 2018
	Quarter-final	/mlpol/	2-3 L	Steve Irwin 59' Bruce 69'	January 7th, 2018
/pol/eague 4	Group Stage	/nsg/	1-4 L	Blair Cottrell  66'	June 22nd, 2019
		/polder/	1-2 L	Blair Cottrell  62'	June 23rd, 2019
		/italypol/	1-4 L	Brenton Tarrant 90+0'	June 29th, 2019
/pol/eague 7	Group Stage	TBD	?-? N/a	N/a	June 10th, 2023
		TBD	?-? N/a	N/a	June 10th, 2023
		TBD	?-? N/a	N/a	June 11th, 2023

Competition	Teams	Win	loss	Draw	GF	GA	GD	GDC	Rank
/pol/eague 2	12	2	2	0	10	9	+1	+1	5th
/pol/eague 4	16	0	3	0	3	10	-7	-6	16th
/pol/eague 7	12	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD	TBD

Statistics

Top Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Ned Kelly*	4
Steve Irwin*	4
Blair Cottrell	3
Brenton Tarrant	1

Top Assisters

Player	Assists
Ned Kelly*	3
Blair Cottrell	3
Steve Irwin*	2
Brenton Tarrant	2
Chinese Landlord*	1
Dingo Twitter*	1

Retired Players = *