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Founded August 2011 IRL manager Captain Planet !!jQ3SDxu5hpL 6letters !!9Ddx6tl1+0u Team colors Chat color 749755 Olive Green Ranking 24 ( 7) Highest rank 3 ((August 2015)) Lowest rank 49 ((August 2016)) Top scorer Triforce (41) Top assister Triforce (15) Captain #REKT Website /b/ - Random Nickname /b/-tards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 30 12 33 75 40%
GF GA GD 129 117 +12
Biggest win /b/  7–0  /x/ November 4th, 2016 Biggest defeat /b/  1–4  /c/ May 4, 2013 First match /x/  2–1  /b/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 8 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 3rd Place, 2013 and 2015 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result Champions, 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Staple Tapeworms on My Penis Goal horn Can Can Sandstorm
Kits
Home kit Away kit

A founding member of the 4chan Cup and the original board of 4chan, /b/ are a well-established and (somewhat ironically) respectable side.

4chan Cup History

For earlier history: /b/ History

2017 4chan Winter Cup

PES 2017 finally arrived in the world of the 4chan Cup, and this led to an interesting amount of cards being given to players. Everything started off okay for /b/ as they won 1-0 against /vp/. There was a bit of discomfort for the /b/tards against /p/ but the 2-2 draw was not a bad result on paper, especially considering that /v/'s SANIC had just been suspended. It seemed like /v/ was ripe for the picking, but everything that could have gone wrong went wrong in what some call the Cancer Derby. Trolled 2 Death wasted numerous clear chances, including one that was given away by /v/'s goalkeeper. In a trolltastic turn of events, /b/ was eliminated by a /v/ side that was missing a medal player with a 2-1 loss.

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

The meta had still unsettled in PES17 with meme formations like Zona Mista and 3-4-3 becoming the norm. An unfortunate loss vs /biz/ due to constantly passing to a >>77CMF in red condition followed by a promising 2-1 against /f/ settled Group C as a patrician 3-3-3-3 group with all to play for. The first goal against /tg/ was a glorious loooong forward pass to #REKT all the way to the goal line but unfortunately the Orcs followed up on the Trolls with successive goals. Even then, a 3-1 would see them not relegated to the fetus, but having been relegated from Winter by a denied penalty into opposing Penalty, the same happened again, the opposing penalty happening immediately after the denied one in a sickening display of refball.

/b/ will be sharpening their resolve ready to break open the respective anuses of their fetus group, and break their current streak of being relegated on penalty based matches.

Team

Export (Autumn 2017) Aesthetics (Winter 2017)

Roster

/b/_Roster

No. Position Player #   GK FUCKIN' SAVED #   CB QUEEN OF /b/ #   CB NERVE GAS #   LB THE FAPPENING #   RB 2EDGY4ME #   AMF OCEAN OF PISS #   CMF STONER THREAD #   DMF TROLLED 2 DEATH #   CMF GIGA PUDDI #   SS #REKT #   CF TRIFORCE

No. Position Player #   GK OP #   SS TRIGGER WARNING #   CB RULE 34 #   CB AN HIRO #   LB CHECK EM #   LB MOAR #   RB DELICIOUS LOLI #   RB ASS THREAD #   AMF 60s SPIDERMAN #   AMF FATS MCGEE #   CMF IT'S A TRAP #   CMF CREEPSHOT

Minor League Affiliate: /b/ Newfags

Player Specific Goalhorns

Rivalries

Old Firm - /b/ vs. /a/

As two of the oldest and biggest boards on 4chan, a rivalry is expected. Some others call this the Cancerigenous Derby; both teams have a reputation they must uphold. (2-0-1)

Cancer Derby - /b/ vs. /v/

/v/ and /b/ are the two most high-traffic boards on 4chan, and there is always a substantial amount of vidya content on /b/ while /v/ is often plagued by non topic threads. This often leads to cries of /v/ being called "/b/ 2.0". (2-0-2)

Cancer Derby Jr. - /b/ vs. /soc/

Being a child board of /b/, /soc/ considers /b/ to be their archrivals. It wasn't until the 2014 4chan Winter Cup that /b/ acknowledged this as a rivalry. (1-1-1)

Results

Matches in gray were voided via Dragongate.

Friendlies

Wins	Draws	Losses
4	5	6

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 3, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
March 4, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	???
May 12, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Tacgnol  20' Mudkipz 52'
June 2, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Boxxy 56' Chocolate Rain 66'
June 9, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
August 18, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 1, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Chocolate Rain  45+' Beta Male 57'
September 9, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Triforce 15', 43' James Holmes 56' Boxxy 82'
December 22, 2012	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Triforce 4' Pedobear 38', 66'
April 13, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Triforce  16' James Holmes  42' Pedobear  77'
July 20, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
July 21, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Triforce  20', 45+', 52' James Holmes  57'
September 21, 2013	/f/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
October 5, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 11, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	James Holmes  30'
January 19, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
May 30, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L

Cup Matches

Wins	Draws	Losses
30	8	29

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/fa/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
January 5, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Kaiji  67' (o.g.) Chocolate Rain  90+3'
January 6, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 L	Chocolate Rain  44', 66', 105'
January 7, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Boxxy  76' Mudkipz  87'
January 7, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
July 13, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Boxxy  65'
July 14, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 L
July 15, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-3 L	Chocolate Rain  17', 29', 52'
October 13, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Triforce 66'
October 19, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Triforce 57'
October 20, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
May 4, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	4-1 L	Triforce  8'
May 10, 2013	/co/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Anonymous  43'
May 12, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Triforce  53'
May 18, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	2-0 L
August 17, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Triforce  60' James Holmes  80'
August 23, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	4-1 W	Triforce  12', 21', 62', 72'
August 25, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 L
August 31, 2013	/m/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	4-3 W	2Edgy4Me  3' James Holmes  24', 82' Triforce  34'
September 1, 2013	/trv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	James Holmes  37'
September 1, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	1-0 L
September 1, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	3-1 W	Triforce  4', 66' No Fun Allowed  19'
February 15, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
February 21, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Triforce  40' Moses Garza  72'
February 23, 2014	/an/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/out/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Triforce  34' GIGA PUDDI  47', 49'
April 6, 2014	/fa/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Trolled 2 Death  61'
April 12, 2014	/lgbt/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-4 L	GIGA PUDDI  6'
April 19, 2014	/hm/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	5-2 W	Toaster Steve  11' GIGA PUDDI  34', 38' Triforce  69', 81'
July 18, 2014	/an/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Trolled 2 Death  81'
October 18, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
October 26, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D
October 31, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Triforce  13', 28', 54'
November 2, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Trolled 2 Death  4'
November 8, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Trolled 2 Death  68' Giga Puddi  78' The Fappening  90+'
November 9, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals	4-1 W	Triforce  6', 73' Giga Puddi  57', 67'
November 9, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semifinals	2-1 W	Trolled 2 Death  12' The Fappening  78'
November 9, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Finals	2-1 W	Triforce  41' The Fappening  66'
February 13, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	#REKT  44' Trolled 2 Death  69'
February 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	Triforce  39'
February 21, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-1 L	#REKT  47'
April 24, 2015	/c/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	4-1 W	#REKT  15', 38', 43' Triforce  71'
April 25, 2015	/sp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-4 L	Giga Puddi 29'
May 1, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	6-1 W	Triforce 2', 62', 90+', 90+' #REKT  16' Giga Puddi  80'
May 9, 2015	/cgl/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 L	Triforce 11' #REKT  72'
May 16, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	3-2 L	Triforce 42' Trolled 2 Death
July 31, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	6-0 W	#REKT  12', 43', 54' Giga Puddi  26' Triforce  72', 90+'
August 2, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	#REKT  13' Triforce  51', 84'
August 8, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
August 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	4-3 W	Giga Puddi  13' #REKT  32', 72' Triforce  86'
August 16, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Triforce  41', 90+' #REKT  85'
August 16, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Semifinals	0-1 L
August 16, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Playoff	5-4 W	CHECK EM  10' Triforce  18', 45+' #REKT  27', 51'
February 20, 2016	/out/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	Giga Puddi  8' Triforce  39'
February 26, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	REKT  19' Triforce  71'
February 28, 2016	/a/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
May 6, 2016	/p/	2016 4chan Spring Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Trolled 2 Death  41' Triforce  68'
May 8, 2016	/vp/	2016 4chan Spring Cup Group Stage	3-2 L	Gotta Catch 'em All  36' #REKT  63'
May 14, 2016	/x/	2016 4chan Spring Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Trolled 2 Death  28'
October 29, 2016	/wsg/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-5 W	#REKT  27', 90+3' Trolled 2 Death  51' Triforce  56', 73'
November 4, 2016	/x/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	7-0 W	Triforce  11', 50' Giga Puddi  17' Trolled 2 Death  36', 52' #REKT  68', 78'
November 6, 2016	/u/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 W	Giga Puddi  53'
November 12, 2016	/vg/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-3 L	#REKT  25' Trolled 2 Death  40'
February 10, 2017	/vp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Triforce  71'
February 12, 2017	/p/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Triforce  48' #REKT  81'
February 18, 2017	/v/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	#REKT  39' (pen.)

Honours

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  2013 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place

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  2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Winners

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  2015 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place

Trivia

• In the original 4chan cup, /b/ had lower stats than the rest of the teams (because /b/'s users were hated so much by Germanbro) and avoided finishing in last place. Instead, /soc/ was the team to get last place in that cup.
• Two of /b/'s past anthems were determined with GET threads on the board. This led to /b/ having Undersea Community as the anthem since 2012 to Spring 2013.
  • During the Spring season of 2013, /b/ got a Boxxy dubstep remix as the anthem for a few matches due to another GET thread. This happened because the manager Cosa Nostra was on a lengthy hiatus and was not back by the time that season's cup started. Once he came back, the anthem was changed back to Undersea Community due to that being changed without his permission.