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[[/bant/|Back to /bant/ main page]]
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #3c65a7, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Starters</span></div>==
=Current Roster=


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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Leaf Girl <br> (Captain)'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:leafgirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The {{greentext|Great >White}} North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| 8
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''Queen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| '''Leaf Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:bantqueen.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:leafgirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The {{greentext|Great >White}} North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not like she's ever taken a break from the latter. Currently the Team Captain.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| 11
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74" align="center"| '''BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:blowitoutyourass.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| [[File:blowitoutyourass.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| IT'S CALLED '''SOCCER''' YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EDDA74"| IT'S CALLED '''SOCCER''' YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 9
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Kot'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Queen'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:kot.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:bantqueen.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| /bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any fool who dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that ball, Kot!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF" align="center"|{{Position|RWF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| 10
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;"| '''Bat Loli'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| '''Alzheimers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;"| [[File:banttan.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;"| A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/'s signature Bat Loli is the adorable personification of everything that is /bant/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #BFBFBF"| [https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/9/90/Alz_spam.png let someone with alzheimers score anything]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 7
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Borche'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Simon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:borche.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:mayorsimon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Aussie Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:aussiegirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''the fishe'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:fishe.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Morning Leader'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:morningleader.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| '''Alzheimers'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px;| [https://implyingrigged.info/w/images/9/90/Alz_spam.png let someone with alzheimers score anything]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Flag of /bant/'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Animatedflagofbant.gif|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Nobody knows why /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies blocking the team goal.
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #3c65a7, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Substitutes</span></div>==
 
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Okay, Real Talk'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:realtalk.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''le dank forced face'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''{{greentext|romania}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:Implyingromania.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | /bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 6
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bant Plant'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bant Plant'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:bantplant.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantplant.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| /bant/'s first <s>forced</s> meme. <br>When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 5
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Bantanna'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Isle of Manlet'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Bantanna_peace.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:isleofmanlet.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Being the ever rebellious daughter of /pol/ and /jp/, Bantanna has decided to come help her team play in spite of her father.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_cP6CZ1CuC3dUo4NXFrZkZERGc Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 4
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''/qa/ lost'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Coke and Peanuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:cokeandpeanuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| tsmt
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| G E R M A N  E N G I N E E R I N G . <br> Technically a Southern tradition, and a nutty beverage that any redneck would swear by.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Simon'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Aussie Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:mayorsimon.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:aussiegirl.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Isle of Manlet'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''the fishe'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:isleofmanlet.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:fishe.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_cP6CZ1CuC3dUo4NXFrZkZERGc Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Our Queen's favorite food (what she does with the fishe she receives no one knows for sure) and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Happy Day'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''frens'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:happyday.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:frens.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy! wen day is dark, alway rember happy day
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| In the hopes of gaining just one frens, this autistic frog tries his best to protect the sacred goal. Only time and his ability to be not shit will tell. Frens are the only frogs allowed on /bant/.
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==Starters==
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Happy Lizard'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:happylizard.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| The symbol of comfy on /bant/, Liz now protects the goal line with his bright cheery smile.
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #3c65a7, #ffffff);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Retired</span></div>==


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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 23
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Coke & Peanuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Borche'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Cokeandpeanuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:borche.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| {{greentext|G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G . }}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 22
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Average Brit'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''I'M GOING GHOST'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:averagebrit.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:goingghost.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Feeling too tired to continue playing, this representation of all things British has decided to go take a nap.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| You have been visited by '''RANDY STAIR'''. You're waifu will love you forever but only if you reply with
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 21
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Burdo'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Rooki'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:burdo.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:rooki.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| Being the cool dude he is, Burdo has decided to drive off on his kickass motorcycle to see the rest of the world on his own.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| {{greentext|PES17 >doesn't score}} Are you /pol/, /i/, or both?
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 20
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Toothpaste Kagari'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''anime'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:toothpastekagari.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:bantanime.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Once bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.<br> It is required to get octas before you score on her.<br> Sponsored by Aquafresh™
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/search/text/anime/order/asc/page/40/ anime]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| 19
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Buy My Passu'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Blepe'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Buypassu.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | [[File:blepe.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wanna have fun watching /bant/ play? Buy Hiro's passu, or elsu.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; | After his green cousin "died", Blepe rose to power until people realized that Matt Furie can go suck a dick.  
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 18
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''FUCK OFF POOFTAHS'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''/pol/'s trashcan'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Pooftahsactua.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:1499205303074.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| "Let's face it, that's really all /bant/ is, right?" t. Mods
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Plague Doctor'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Johnny Bravo'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:plaguedoctor.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:johnnybravo.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| W O A H  M A M A . How's about I let you dribble my pretty white balls? Duke Nukem helps remind everyone to ignore threads unwelcome on /bant/.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| '''Parrote'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''PixelCanvas'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| [[File:Parrote.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:pixelcanvas.gif|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; align="center"| /bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A beloved /bant/ pastime, PixelCanvas will struggle for the ball every step of the way to paint the team in glory.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 16
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''an*Mefags'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Polish Cat'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:pooftahs.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:polishcat.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The meme of the toilet plungers, this fat cat holds the faint hope of victory in it's pink paw. We have to beg for it not to eat it.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 15
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Icecream Girl'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Flag of Bant'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:flagofbant.png|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| She finally got married to Elliot Rodger.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| From a silhouette of Our Queen, to a blue leaf, to an unholy mural of stolen memes. The Flag(s) of /bant/ flies in times of glory and shame, but it's usually the latter.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| 14
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Redpilled Haircuts'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Boss Raid'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:redpilledhaircuts.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:bossraid.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to ask /pol/ transplants about them. After years of research it has been found that shaving your head is the most redpilled way to do your hair, there is no haircut.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [http://dragonchan.iridia.fr/ This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.]
|-
|-
==Substitutes==
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Suiseiseki'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:alzheimers.jpg|200px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Playing for multiple teams was too much for her
|}


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[[Category:Official team rosters|bant]]

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Starters

Pos. Name Face Description
  CF
Leaf Girl
(Captain) 		Leafgirl.png A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not that she's ever taken a break from the latter.
  SS
Queen Bantqueen.jpg As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon.
  SS
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS Blowitoutyourass.jpg IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
  AMF
Kot Kot.jpg /bant/'s favorite animal. Constantly on the prowl, she pounces on any fool who dares come close to /bant/'s sacred goal. Get that ball, Kot!
  CMF
Bat Loli Banttan.png A young board-tan of abject silliness and retardation, /bant/'s signature Bat Loli is the adorable personification of everything that is /bant/.
  CMF
Borche Borche.png This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters.
  RB
Aussie Girl Aussiegirl.png The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field.
  CB
the fishe Fishe.png Our Queen's favorite food and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory.
  CB
Morning Leader Morningleader.png Thoughtful, observant and an excellent businessman, the Morning Leader is the iron will that defends /bant/ from all untrue sensationalism.
  LB
Alzheimers Alzheimers.jpg let someone with alzheimers score anything
  GK
Flag of /bant/ Animatedflagofbant.gif Nobody knows why /bant/ put a piece of cloth on the pitch; but now it proudly flies blocking the team goal.

Substitutes

Pos. Name Face Description
  CMF
Okay, Real Talk Realtalk.png Okay, real talk. This team is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit.
  CMF
le dank forced face Ledankforcedmemeface.jpg The newest in /bant/ meme technology: le dank forced face™ is a hilarious epic new meme. He's a hilarious cartoon macro that you can adapt into all sorts of hilarious tictacs. This charming player and his vague origin offers infinite scope for zany riggings, limited only by the imagination of the streamer himself
  RB
>romania Implyingromania.png /bant/'s favorite punching bag, at least it gives us something to spam in the chat.
  RB
Bant Plant Bantplant.png /bant/'s first forced meme.
When you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up, so this humble piece of household decor made its return to the field.
  CB
Bantanna Bantanna peace.png Being the ever rebellious daughter of /pol/ and /jp/, Bantanna has decided to come help her team play in spite of her father.
  CB
/qa/ lost Alzheimers.jpg tsmt
  CB
Simon Mayorsimon.jpg The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly.
  LB
Isle of Manlet Isleofmanlet.jpg Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches.
  LB
Happy Day Happyday.png pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy! wen day is dark, alway rember happy day
  GK
Happy Lizard Happylizard.jpg The symbol of comfy on /bant/, Liz now protects the goal line with his bright cheery smile.

Retired

Pos. Name Face Description
  DMF
Coke & Peanuts Cokeandpeanuts.jpg >G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G .
  CB
Average Brit Averagebrit.jpg Feeling too tired to continue playing, this representation of all things British has decided to go take a nap.
  DMF
Burdo Burdo.png Being the cool dude he is, Burdo has decided to drive off on his kickass motorcycle to see the rest of the world on his own.
  GK
Toothpaste Kagari Toothpastekagari.png Once bringing up the rear of /bant/'s defence, Kagari is the tempting smile that attracts all shots straight into her face.
It is required to get octas before you score on her.
Sponsored by Aquafresh™
  CB
Buy My Passu Buypassu.png Wanna have fun watching /bant/ play? Buy Hiro's passu, or elsu.
  GK
FUCK OFF POOFTAHS Pooftahsactua.png The enemy of pooftahs everywhere, he is a reminder that a "fuck off" per day keeps the pooftahs away.
  DMF
Plague Doctor Plaguedoctor.jpg Filthy peasants! I hereby diagnose this foul defence with THE GAY!
  DMF
Parrote Parrote.jpg /bant/'s offical birb friend. His hobbies include: garrotting the pooftahs and eating crackers.
  CB
an*Mefags Pooftahs.jpg an*mefags fuck off. Management is under the impression that he is one himself.
  CMF
Icecream Girl Alzheimers.jpg She finally got married to Elliot Rodger.
  CMF
Redpilled Haircuts Redpilledhaircuts.jpg Threads for the most proper haircuts for the inevitable ethnostate, all /bant/ fans are encouraged to ask /pol/ transplants about them. After years of research it has been found that shaving your head is the most redpilled way to do your hair, there is no haircut.
  CB
Suiseiseki Alzheimers.jpg Playing for multiple teams was too much for her
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