/bant/ Roster
Current Roster
Starters
| Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | ||
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8 | Leaf Girl | 
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A rather lewd girl from the ass-end of The >Great >White North. She's taken a break from Hockey and Lacrosse to play Football and shitpost, not like she's ever taken a break from the latter. Currently the Team Captain. | ||
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11 | BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS | 
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IT'S CALLED SOCCER YOU EUROPOOR. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS | ||
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9 | Queen | 
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As declared by a Hans with a quintuple get of 99999, our queen was crowned May 5, 2017. Since then, she has gotten comfortable in her position as Queen of /bant/. May she lead our shit team to somewhere that's not the Spoon. | ||
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10 | Alzheimers | 
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let someone with alzheimers score anything | ||
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7 | Simon | 
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The official mayor of /bant/. He quickly settled in the hearts of /bant/ when the board was first formed and loves his team and subjects dearly. | ||
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6 | Bant Plant | 
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/bant/'s first | ||
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5 | Isle of Manlet | 
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Technically an island in the middle of Britbongistan, the Isle of Manlet is /bant/'s jumping off point to land a goal on the enemy beaches. | ||
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4 | Coke and Peanuts | 
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G E R M A N E N G I N E E R I N G . Technically a Southern tradition, and a nutty beverage that any redneck would swear by. | ||
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3 | Aussie Girl | 
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The loser of the shitposting war of May 2017, Aussie Girl is the bantering subordinate of Leaf Girl, both are equally lewd on and off the field. | ||
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2 | the fishe | 
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Our Queen's favorite food (what she does with the fishe she receives no one knows for sure) and the main cause of the team's pungent smell. Tastes like victory. | ||
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1 | frens | 
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In the hopes of gaining just one frens, this autistic frog tries his best to protect the sacred goal. Only time and his ability to be not shit will tell. Frens are the only frogs allowed on /bant/. |
Substitutes
| Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | ||
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23 | Borche | 
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This is Borche. Aside from being a farmer and outdoorsman, Borche helps keep /bant/ free from frogposters. | ||
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22 | I'M GOING GHOST | 
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You have been visited by RANDY STAIR. You're waifu will love you forever but only if you reply with | ||
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21 | Rooki | 
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>PES17 >doesn't score Are you /pol/, /i/, or both? | ||
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20 | anime | 
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anime | ||
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19 | Blepe | 
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After his green cousin "died", Blepe rose to power until people realized that Matt Furie can go suck a dick. | ||
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18 | /pol/'s trashcan | 
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"Let's face it, that's really all /bant/ is, right?" t. Mods | ||
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17 | Johnny Bravo | 
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W O A H M A M A . How's about I let you dribble my pretty white balls? Duke Nukem helps remind everyone to ignore threads unwelcome on /bant/. | ||
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PixelCanvas | 
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A beloved /bant/ pastime, PixelCanvas will struggle for the ball every step of the way to paint the team in glory. | |||
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16 | Polish Cat | 
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The meme of the toilet plungers, this fat cat holds the faint hope of victory in it's pink paw. We have to beg for it not to eat it. | ||
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15 | Flag of Bant | 
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From a silhouette of Our Queen, to a blue leaf, to an unholy mural of stolen memes. The Flag(s) of /bant/ flies in times of glory and shame, but it's usually the latter. | ||
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13 | >tfw no bf | File:Tfwnobf.png | A lonely young girl in search of her prince, sadly she's also not willing to lower her expectations of a prince. Maybe if she plays well, a senpai in the crowd will notice her. | ||
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14 | Boss Raid | 
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This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere. |
