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The earliest team of the Sixth Founding, /biz/ entered the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with limitless ambition and a drive for profit. After ups and (almost entirely) downs, /biz/ did suprisingly well in recent times, placing 7th in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Then after a small crab and crash they recovered in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, making their best result in the subsequent 2020 4chan Summer Cup. It all came to a haed in the 2021 4chan Winter Cup. After advancing to the Round of 16 they got hit by the 9 Point curse, regardless they had survived and the next Cup was apon them, the 2021 4chan World Cup. Will the gains continue for /biz/, or will they crash and burn into oblivion?
Roster
Main page: /biz/ Roster
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Cup History
2014 - The Initial Crash
Autumn - A Bad Start
/biz/ began with an aspiration and drive for profit and success but being the only real board from the Sixth Founding would not mean that it too would not buy high and then sell low. Like its autistic, pirate, and wall weeb noobs /biz/ would similarly AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH the cup. The cup being a mega baby with five teams per group already meant that the odds of /biz/ advancing into the elite was low since only two could advance but /biz/’s attempt to pull through would only be matched by its handling of “money making” in the following years. /biz/’s group was similarly retarded, filled with boomers, degenerate weebs, nazis, and neckbeards. /biz/’s performance for the first three games would be considered sad if it was not for the fact that it was so boring to describe the games as anything else would be a crime. Three draws, not 2-2, 1-1s, but all 0-0s. /biz/ fans were praying something would happen in their final game of the group, and their prayers were answered in a way /biz/ would come accustomed to, with /biz/ proceeding to crash 0-4 against /tg/. This would mean that /biz/ not only did not win a single game, started with a GD of -4, but would mean /biz/ did not score at all in its first cup. You may think it cannot get any worse, but oh are you in for a surprise.
2015 - It Keeps Tumbling Down
Spring - Round Two
It was then time for /biz/’s’ round two, it would be hard to do worse than the last time considering /biz/ scored no goals at all and that the team left with three draws which could be equivalent to one win. Similarly, their group looked much less intimidating, filled with hipsters, degenerates, faggots, and degenerate weebs again. But to no surprise due to all the autism in the group and the fact that the group was a mega baby group /biz/ would again struggle. To begin with their match against /mu/ would be close, with /biz/ managing to score its first goal by 80s guy to equalize the game into a 1-1. /mu/ would score again and 80s guy would again equalize. But it would all crash near the end with a late goal that would give /mu/ not /biz/ the match. /biz/ next match would be similarly close, with /soc/ starting with an early lead, losing it, then equalizing late into the match. But this time Warren Buffett would pull out a miracle 90+4 to push the game into a win. Feeling up, /biz/ anons bought, after all losing to /mu/ in a close game and beating /soc/ was clearly a buy signal. Well the call was placed and the poor fools that went all in found their investments entirely lost to a blow out 6-2 game against /lgbt/. /biz/ was now nearing the end of the group, with a small possibility of crawling out and into the elite cup if they could beat /jp/ by a large amount. But like its last time against the weebs /biz/ would again find itself in a 0-0 snooze fest. The cup would again end, this time with /biz/ at the bottom of the group, even if it had preformed slightly better then its last cup. But surely this was a buy signal, things could only go up…
Autumn - Freefalling
Sell. EVERYTHING. In this cup /biz/ would lose everything. EEEEEVERYTHING! Their first game would be a pathetic loss to the closed homosexuals. It would have been a 1-3, or maybe a 1-2, but their Sell me this PEN would play a dirty tackle inside the /biz/ box, letting /fit/ score off a penalty shot. As if that wasn’t bad enough /fit/ would then score off kickoff turning a 1-2 into a 1-4, 88 minutes into the game. And with this, the sell spell would begin. It was against >>>/out/, a must win game to secure a ticket out to the elites. Out would score twice in a row, but /biz/ would score at 37 and into extra time in the first half. But /biz/ would fail to hold, and attempting to swing would let /out/ score a 90+ goal making /biz/ not only lose, but lose their manager as he raged that his swing trading skill were sucked. Now /biz/ who had lost two games, had only ever won once against /soc/, and now had no manager in this cup, would face the coomers. Everyone was selling, there was no buy pressure. If it wasn’t for the fact that /gif/ had few to no buyers since they were also a dead team, /biz/’s closing would have likely been worse. Their game ended 2-3 with /biz/ losing again. And that left /biz/ with their last foe, the schitzos who also was at an impossibility of advancing. And again, /biz/ would continue to crash so hard that they would end up dead and in the spring 2016 qualifying fetus for the baby cup. /biz/ had lost everything in the cup. Lost 4 games in a mega baby. Lost their only manager. Placed worse team currently in the cup. Worse team in percent wins (8%). And now was headed for being aborted in a fetus. /biz/ even lost the Wooden Spoon to /co/ who had somehow managed to do worse then them in the cup (by 3 goals). J U S T
2016 - The Bull Trap
Spring - A False Hope
After /biz/ had been JUSTED hard in autumn there was a new hope for the board. After doing the absolute worse any board could do in the cup, /biz/ now had a chance to come up from their constant crashing, and find a new hope in their market. After all, why not buy at the lowest and sell after the pump? But it would have a way to go with /biz/ first needing to get out of a fetus, a qualifier of a qualifier. /biz/ would first need to face off against the underage posters . The match was close with back and forth goals on both ends, but in the end /biz/ would manage to gain a draw from the match, ending it 3-3 indicating to the buyers that /biz/ had at the very least stopped crashing. Next /biz/ would face against fem-men . The match would be slow, with /biz/ again crabbing on par with its old self, a pattern in which /biz/ buyers would hold their breath entering the next game with. /biz/ had 2 draws, and now needed a win to progress into the babby cup proper. The charts were made showing that the pattern was on in which would follow would be another crab match or a outright crash. And so /biz/ would enter its final match for the fetus against the coomers again. This time however /biz/ would break through the resistance and would push out a win. Due to the win, the second ever in /biz/ history, /biz/ would progress to the babby cup again, with the opportunity to attempt to qualify for an elite cup yet again.
And this time it would look like the winds were on /biz/ side. Having broken through the resistance it seemed as if /biz/ would keep pushing through their old paradigm and would begin creating an entirely new path for the team. Their first match would be against the geeks where /biz/ would draw 1-1 due to initial disbelief that /biz/ could preform well in a babby cup. However, the next match against the nerds would show anything but. The match opened strongly for /biz/ and ended strongly with /biz/ mooning throughout the entire match. Everyone had now priced into /biz/, it looked like they were an extremely strong team to buy into. Having an extremely high chance of progressing to the elite already, /biz/ would enter into their final match, against their original foe, the team in which had began their bear market, the neckbeards. For /tg/ to steal /biz/’s spot in the elite cup the fa/tg/uys would need to win by 3 goals, a hefty order in which would place /biz/ in a safe spot. The match began, and it would look like /biz/’s fortunes were clear, with /biz/ taking an early lead. /tg/ would quickly equalize but /biz/ would quickly there after re-take the lead before the half ended. However, /tg/ would come back in the second half to score twice more, and /biz/ would only just manage to savage a draw with a 90+ goal. It would end 3-3, /biz/ advancing into their first ever elite cup. Although /biz/ would look strong on paper, in the round of 16 match for the babby /biz/ walked in against their mech foes and were quickly made aware that /biz/ was nothing more pump and dump team. It had pumped, and now everyone was looking to exit. All the gains, in which were made against /sci/ were lost in a blow out game where /biz/ would lose 2-6. /biz/ did have an elite cup to look forward to, but it was clear to those who watch that /biz/’s buy pressure had weakened.
Summer - An Elite Failure
/biz/ would enter into their first elite, looking shacky after their battle with /m/ but with optimism. That Hope-ium would soon fade as /biz/ saw its group, with normies, shitposters, and worst of all the same team that had ripped them apart last time . The group would be hard to push through, and so along with the cool off in buying pressure would lead /biz/ into summer. All /biz/ would need to show that the last loss was a black swan event would be a win against /tv/ which seemed very possible. When the game opened /biz/ would lead the game 2-0 at the half, calming the /biz/ sellers. But little did anyone know that a whale had in fact dropped all his /biz/ holdings. And so, the second half /biz/ would crash, and /tv/ would score 3 goals, with /biz/ having nothing to return against them. /tv/ would score a final 90+ goal making clear that /biz/’s shacky performance was not a one off, but was part of a larger trend. A trend that would follow into their next game against /m/, who would sweep /biz/ yet again 5-3. Although /biz/ had put up a better fight against them then their last game, /biz/ was now out of the elite cup with no possibility of staying in they’d enter into their last match against [s4s]. Again, /biz/ would score early, only to lose 1-2 to [s4s]. /biz/ had lost all of its buy pressure, it had been pumped, and now this cup it had dumped hard.
Autumn - Back to Square One
/biz/ was in shambles, having been BTFOed in an elite it was now returning to a spot it had been more accustomed to, a babby. The buy pressure was still entirely gone, the team still crashing from the bulltrap that had been set up in spring. Could it stabilize itself in this babby? Well to put it simply there would still be hard times ahead for the /biz/ market, having three strong team in which it would face off against. First, they’d face the manchildren. In this game /biz/ would be decisively defeated by /vg/ 1-3 making clear that /biz/’s times of trouble had not stopped. /biz/ next game would be against the sperges. /biz/ thought it could not go any lower, /biz/ had lost several embracing blowout games to /lgbt/, /tg/, and /m/. But here in this game /biz/ would find itself one goal off from a bra7i1. The game ended 6-1 and it was clear that /biz/ was back to its original position of being one of the worst teams. But /biz/ had no crashed to new record lows, there was no more sell pressure since /biz/ had reached near zero. So /biz/ would have nowhere to go but up which would be the case against the neckbeards, where /biz/ would win 1-0. /biz/ had returned to its original position, but had avoided the fetus, even if it had one if its worst runs in terms of being scored against.
2017 - Sideways
Spring - I Sleep
/biz/ had gone through a roller coaster over the last few years, a few ups (arguably one) and a lot of downs. If /biz/ was a stock or a coin it’d be one you’d have pumped and dumped and then would never return to at this point. But it was spring so surely it was time to turn a new leaf, /biz/ could get buyers r-right? Well their group looked live-able, first they had the oldfags newfags then /biz/ would need to face off against the neckbards and lastly would have to face off against the actual oldfags. Their first match would be end in a mildly close match, with /biz/ winning triggering a mild buy signal. Two wins a in a row, unheard of in /biz/ history up to this point (it pains me to even write such a thing). But the anons who bought would shortly after lose all their gains for making the mistake of FOMOing into /biz/, with /tg/ ending a 0-1 match in their favor. /tg/ having won again would then put /biz/ into the precarious spot of needing another win to advance into the elite cup, with a loss potentially sending /biz/ into the autumn fetus. The match that would follow would be nothing short of murderball. Literally, one of the most carded games for a single team in all cup history, with /f/ getting 5 cards in a single game. Sadly although /biz/ began with an early lead of 2-1 /f/ would quickly rebound and end the game 3-2. Although the score line would save /biz/ from a fetus, /biz/ bad record, crashing in 2016, and now moving sideways in this cup would prove too much for many a /biz/ buyers, including its manager. Dukesilver who bough /biz/ when it seemingly was at its lowest only to see his gains slip away in autumn would cash out at a loss. Could anyone save this team?
Autumn - Wake Me Up Inside
Over the off season the BTC Bullrun of 2017 would begin, with BTC’s price jumping up into the thousands. This would cause an explosion of activity on /biz/ and so would allow the much-needed new blood for the team. Optimistic due to their gains the new management lead by Eternal Aussie would enter into Autumn with a drive for profit. But it would be difficult to say the least due a tester’s mistake, and a real tough looking group. First /biz/ would face off against the neckbeards, a, fucking, again. Next, they’d fight against… Oh god the horsefuckers. Lastly, they’d end their group against the hipsters who had cucked them once before. /biz/ first match would be a disappointment, having a very boring game against /tg/, and losing to them AGAIN. This would put /biz/ in a tight spot, and due to the management being new would leave them unaware of how cup logistics worked (for a second time) which would allow /mlp/ to score early against /biz/. However, when /biz/ fixed their shit they’d score against /mlp/ twice leading them 2-1 and a lot of screaming as AAAAAAAHHHH would make his scoring debut. However, no one could have good things and /mlp/ would quickly counter attack leading to a draw at the half, at which point /mlp/ would score again on kick off leading to their victory. /biz/’s new blood had lost their optimism and now only would be able to savage their bags by winning against /mu/, which they’d do in a boring 0-1 match. This was the bottom, there was almost no buy pressure but nothing to be sold either. Everything was moving to the side with no clear pattern for growth only pink screaming men wishing for more.
2018 - Re-Accumulation
Spring - An Upwards Trend
As we had last seen /biz/ was crashing again. But this time not only was the team, no the entire board was dying. BTC and /biz/ would were in the process of crashing. /biz/ as a team had been the laughing stock of the cup, /biz/ as a board was being laughed at for holding worthless internet money, and seems did not seem to be able to get any better. But with the addition of Sminem it was the time for smart money to begin pushing /biz/ into the light. But this would not be clear to the average pleb, and it would not begin with the start of the cup. /biz/’s group, yet another mega cup, would see /biz/ facing a the closeted homosexuals (again), the normies (again), the literal who, and a fucking joke. Their first game, after waking in with no expectations, and a prayer to Sminem and crossing their fingers that bogs would not rig, oh wait that is exactly what happened. Somehow, /biz/ who was dominating the entire game didn’t score once. It was boring as hell, and /fit/ who did jack shit all game scored on their only shot at 90+. Disappointing, but it was a megababy, so if /biz/ could win against /tv/… Nope. Up one, then /tv/ scored twice. Next /biz/ would face against /w/ looking good at first but with a sudden /w/ comeback it would look like /biz/ was finished and headed for another fetus to end the cup not with Sminem saving the team but with the bogs getting the last laugh. But the Bogs seeing the markets at their lowest and all the anons sold out with all the smart money placed in would make the call. /biz/ would score a 90+ at the last second saving them from complete embracement allowing /biz/ a victory. This along with the free win against /y/ would place /biz/ in a very different spot then they were used to. They had actually won two games. And soon this feeling would not be uncommon to /biz/.
Autumn - The Call
Having ended the megababy on a good note and with /biz/ having stabilized all while starting to produce massive amounts of new content /biz/ would enter into Autumn looking to finally join the winter cup and finally make up for all their loses. Their group on first look seemed easy, the the schitzos were under new management, the oldfags were not bad looking but not great, and the crazy cat “ladies” looked janky as hell. Plus everything looked up for once. /biz/ would start the cup dominating /x/, gaining a massive 3-0 lead at 35 minutes into the game. However, /biz/ would slowly climb their way up to 3-2. All the /biz/ buyers would make a sign of relief when the game ended having won another game. However, /biz/’s luck would run short against /f/, who would successfully beat shut /biz/ out 2-1. It was all up to /biz/ beating /an/, which seemed to be a certain victory due to how poor they had looked. But in classic /biz/ fashion Bagholder’s would make a blunder allowing /an/ to score. /biz/ was now in a hole and would need to not only score one to tie up the game, but two if it wished to ensure an advancement. To which /biz/ would quickly get its first goal at 38. Despite what many technical analyses may claim after the fact, no one could call this game. It would be at 82 /biz/ would find a lead. Everyone thinking they were up would jump in, only to have /an/ score a 90+ leveling the game off 2-2. It seemed to be the end, but somehow be it a miracle by Sminem or a hidden rig by the Bogs /biz/ would find their last-minute goal scoring themselves an even later 90+ goal. This would push /biz/ into the elites, and would put them up against the Stormfags Trump cultists for their second round against each other this time each with a bog on their side. /biz/ and /pol/ would patriciate in an epic chess match of wit with neither team being willing to make a mistake causing everyone to hold tight to their shekels. The game would go to 80 minutes without scoring before the /biz/ manager would get a call from the bogs who would rig the game. /biz/ would score and now only would need to hold. But both after both teams had made their changes /pol/ would come out the stronger of the two and would find a goal in the dying minutes of the game putting the game into extra time. In extra time /pol/ would find another goal and would end the game with a 120+ goal to finish /biz/ off 1-3. Having lost to the Autumn cup winner, /biz/ would not be in a bad spot and for a second cup in a row the markets would look up for /biz/.
2019 - The Awareness Phase
Winter - The Moonshot
/biz/ had finished Autumn placing it into its second ever elite cup and its first ever winter cup. Optimism was abundant and the markets looking when /biz/ started, but the group stage /biz/ would enter into would not be an easy one. First /biz/ would face off against the containment board of a containment board, next they would go against the closeted furfags, and they would end their game against the man children . Due to /bant/ playing on /pol/’s cursed stadium /pol/’s cursed stadium /biz/ would take an early lead, have /bant/ equalize their lead twice but would pull ahead at 61 and would score a 90+ to finish the game off 2-4. So far /biz/ looked bullish, and against /vp/ the bullish trend would lead to /biz/ starting the game with a 4-1 lead ahead of /vp/. However, it was a bull trap, and /vp/ would recover equalizing with three goals in 5 minutes. /biz/ desperate to push ahead and continue the bull market would score another goal, but the bears would have nothing of it, equalizing /biz/ last late goal with a 90+ from /vp/. This would place /biz/ in a precarious spot in the group. If /vg/ and /vp/ won their respective games /biz/ would be relegated back to the babies. And /vp/ would win, meaning /biz/ would need to win or draw to make it to the elite Knock outs. This was easier said then done, given /vg/ was the strongest team in the group having won both their matches and given /vg/ wished to see their follow video game board pushed through. What followed was a desperate game by /biz/ lead by Sergey who successfully shut out /vg/ saving 7 shots and letting not one goal pass all the while /biz/ would score 3. /biz/ was on path to moon in the elite knock outs for the first time. First, they would need to beat the team I have no clever name for. /biz/ would due continue their moon mission in the first half scoring 4 goals placing it near the record 4-0 game /biz/ had against /sci/; however, in the second half /wg/ would find some life scoring 2 goals of their own. The rapid upward trend followed by a sudden dip made would prove the undoing of the team. /biz/ having done amazingly for 4 games caused a rumor of a crash to come against the shitposters. The FUD would work, and after having an indecisive half a massive sell off would start. /biz/’s manager would try and savage this buy off with desperate measures but it was too late and the FUD had done its work. The quarterfinal would end 3-1 for [s4s]. /biz/ would be out, but all things considered they did surprisingly well. The question would be could they keep up the upward trend?
Summer - Murphy's Law
To explain this cup properly we need a bit of background into a clusterfuck. Firstly, the move over from PES 2017 to PES 2018 was brutal with aesthetics being a major pain due to technical limitation. Next /biz/ was now coming down from a major high in winter which left them feeling cocky. Lastly, the /biz/ manager was being a fucking idiot for not asking for it to be an autopilot as we will soon see. When the groups were drawn things seemed easy enough, the teams in which were playing against them were the failed mechanics who were without a manager and were autopiloted, the oldfags (again), and virgins who need to have sex. None of these teams looked particularly strong, and /biz/ feeling strong from winter would walk in feeling a strong bull market incoming. Little would they know it would crab from here. Their first game, due to the manager not being present had /biz/ play with a pastebin, which had /biz/ see a goal in the first 2 minutes and then a response in the next 9 after. And then… Well nothing. Well, a draw is better then a lose? Surely this was a time to buy. Well despite what technical analysis may suggest it was not. Because the next game, despite both manager’s best effort ended up a boring 0-0 game reminiscent of /biz/’s starting run. And from there anyone with half a mind could see how this storyline would end. With a big red drop. But /biz/ would only need a win to continue their elite run. However, the /biz/ manager not being present and handing the pastebin to the wrong streamer would cause the prophecy to be fulfilled. On game day /biz/’s plan was not used at all, and it showed, with /biz/ quickly dropping 3 goals in a half. Everyone was selling, no buy pressure at all, but then suddenly seeing the dip causing a spike in shorts, the bogs knew they had to JUST the those who though this was going to be a major blow out. The Bogs would score twice, but knowing it would be an even greater JUST if /biz/ still lost would keep the game a loss for /biz/. And so /biz/ would be sent back to the baby cup for a run in Autumn to fullfill another prophecy…
Autumn - A Similar Story
Speaking of arks that needed a repeat, this cup happened. Shit was crabbing after /biz/ had looked good and no one knew how to feel about this. /biz/ had done poorly on all fronts in the last cup only having won most boring team, but little did anyone know behind the sense big things were at play. A prophecy was being fulfilled with the Asuka prophecy claiming BTC would be 19k by the end of October and Snowden retweeting it. /biz/ was having a massive spike in activity and so again was able to find new blood in a lot of testers giving the management time to also get their aesthetics in order, which would show up looking amazing in a cup where almost no teams had aesthetics at all. Their group was one that looked moderately strong, the angry retards looked solid, the played in exposure fags as always looked tough, and the crazy cat “ladies” looked as janky as last time they had faced off. But with Asuka at their side and a prophecy about to be fulfilled surely things were looking up. Well, their first match was a disappointment, /v/ won despite the prophecy’s fly me to the moon. /biz/ would need a win against /gd/ to keep striving towards Winter. May anons doubted it, especially after /gd/ would score on kickoff, but thanks to Snibs passing two great passes to Asuka things would go tumbling down for /gd/ as they would find themselves equalized and then down by the end of the game. /biz/ was yet again in a position where beating /an/ or drawing would allow them to cross the finish line. And just like their last game /an/ would score first placing them ahead. /biz/ would quickly answer two additional goals and from there would attempt to hold on for dear life, but with /an/ equalizing at 68 and having the momentum things looked bad. The /biz/ manager made another call to the bogs, who would hack the streamer’s audio, making the late 88 minute goal by Outdoor cat hurt slightly less as the Bogs removed its goal horn with a much better set of music (none). /biz/ was in a hole, by one and with only 2 minutes to respond it seemed over. Everyone was selling no one buying this seemed to be the end, everyone was laughing at /biz/ again. The prophecy had failed and now /biz/ was not going to advance into winter. But somehow, SOMEHOW Sminem passed THE PERFECT PASS TO THE PROPHECY. And there it was, a 90+ goal to equalize the game 3-3. /biz/ would live. She may have failed in virtual currency but Asuka had saved /biz/. /biz/’s next opponent were the degenerate weebs in the Knock Outs. Again /biz/ would give away an early goal and would look awful in the first half. But come the second half they would look amazing and would score once. Despite having a half, a dozen amazing chances and keeping /jp/ under siege for 30 entire minutes of non-stop attacking /biz/ couldn’t manage to score an additional goal. Come over time /biz/ would again blunder a goal but this time the prophecy would quickly equalize again. But alas /jp/ would get an additional goal in to which /biz/ could not respond to. Despite a strong showing, /biz/ was unable to defeat /jp/ like /pol/ was outlasted. In general, the ark was a copy paste from last Autumn, and hopefully meant that last winter would be repeated.
2020 - Rising Returns
Winter - Holding on for Dear Life
/biz/ had done it, they were back into an Elite cup. After barely scraping by on 2 draws and a win only to lose in the Round of 16 they had made it to winter. But even with the newfound fortune things didn't look good over the horizon. /biz/ was drawn into a group with 3 teams that had a powerful history, one of them held hooves, the other held D20's and that last held action figures who in this group was an autopilot. The first match in the group was against /toy/ and from the start, the first goal set the tone for that match, a through ball from AAAAAAAAAAAAA to the Prophecy at 5 minutes in to put /biz/ in the lead. Despite /toy/'s dominance in the midfield and a late goal they still lost to /biz/ 2-1.
With the 2nd game against /tg/, it seems like things would be on the up and up, with an early goal from AAAAAAAAAAA to secure a lead for /biz/ it seemed like they could not be stopped. Only for Doomrider to score a goal 2 minutes later through a kick-off abuse header from the wing that could not be stopped. It only continued from there with /tg/ securing the 2nd goal. The defense decided to wizen up and do its job but it wasn't enough and /biz/ lost 1-2 to /tg/
Despite /mlp/ accolades things were looking promising for /biz/, their opponent had 2 draws in the group and was not in form for the game. /biz/ decided to capitalize on this, abusing possession, and +1 they scored 2 goals in the half. It seemed like a most dangerous lead especially when >rape scored at 60 minutes, but /biz/ managed to hodl'd until 90 to secure a win at the top of the group and a ticket to the knockouts.
Secured into summer and into the knockouts /biz/ had an uphill battle to prove themselves. It would all come to an end in the Round of 16. /vg/ was a tough team and it certainly showed in that match, a 4-1 crushing defeat to end /biz/'s showing in the winter cup. But things were looking up for the team and hopefully it would continue in Summer.
Summer- The Take Off
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Game History
Main page: /biz/ Game History
2014
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2014 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /vr/
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0-0 D | >Fun | October 19th, 2014 | |
 /jp/
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0-0 D | >Fun | October 24th, 2014 | |||
 /pol/
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0-0 D | >Fun | October 26th, 2014 | |||
 /tg/
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0-4 L | >Fun | November 1st, 2014 |
2015
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2015 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /mu/
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2-3 L | 80's Guy  54', 77'
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>Fun | April 24th, 2015 |
 /soc/
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3-2 W | 80's Guy 25' Warren Buffett 44', 90+'
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>Fun | April 26th, 2015 | ||
 /lgbt/
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2-6 L | 80's Guy 13' Forex 90+'
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>Fun | May 3rd, 2015 | ||
| /jp/
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0-0 D | >Fun | May 9th, 2015 | |||
 2015 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /fit/
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1-4 L | Bitcoin Millionaire 68'
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>Fun | October 24th, 2015 |
 /out/
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2-3 L | Warren Buffett 37', 45+'
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>Fun | October 30th, 2015 | ||
 /gif/
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2-3 L | Warren Buffet 12' Bitcoin Millionaire 31'
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>Fun | November 6th, 2015 | ||
 /x/
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0-1 L | >Fun | November 8th, 2015 |
2016
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2016 Spring Babby Cup |
Qualifiers |  /adv/
|
3-3 D | Martin Shkreli 11' Ethereum 29'Yatch 65'
|
>Fun | April 15th, 2016 |
 /fa/
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0-0 D | >Fun | April 16th, 2016 | |||
| /gif/
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2-1 W | Bitcoin Millionaire 5' Martin Shkreli 83'
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>Fun | April 16th, 2016 | ||
| Group Stage |  /g/
|
1-1 D | Etherium 74'
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>Fun | May 7th, 2016 | |
 /sci/
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4-0 W | Etherium 10' Martin Shkreli 74', 28'Idea Guy 82'
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>Fun | May 13th, 2016 | ||
| /tg/
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3-3 D | Martin Shkreli 2', 36' Etherium 90'
|
>Fun | May 15th, 2016 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /m/
|
2-6 L | Bitcoin Millionaire 18' Vitalik Buterin 39'
|
>Fun | May 21th, 2016 | |
 2016 Summer Cup |
Group Stage |  /tv/
|
2-3 L | Vitalik Buterin 38', 40'
|
>Fun | August 6th, 2016 |
| /m/
|
3-5 L | Ethercuck 36' Martin Shkreli 44', 76'
|
>Fun | August 12th, 2016 | ||
 /s4s/
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1-2 L | Ethercuck 14'
|
>Fun | August 14th, 2016 | ||
 2016 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /vg/
|
1-3 L | Trumpcoin 26'
|
>Fun | October 28th, 2016 |
 /sp/
|
1-6 L | Trumpcoin 88'
|
>Fun | October 30th, 2016 | ||
| /tg/
|
1-0 L | Ethercuck 20'
|
>Fun | November 5th, 2016 |
2017
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2017 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /b/
|
1-0 W | Martin Shkreli 41'
|
>Fun | May 12th, 2017 |
| /tg/
|
0-1 L | >Fun | May 12th, 2017 | |||
 /f/
|
2-3 L | Warren Buffett 6' Warren Buffett 56'
|
>Fun | May 12th, 2017 | ||
 2017 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /tg/
|
0-1 L | >Fun | October 27th, 2017 | |
 /mlp/
|
2-3 L | AAAAAHHHHHHHH 22' Money Skeleton 40'
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>Fun | October 29th, 2017 | ||
| /mu/
|
1-0 W | AAAAAHHHHHHHH 22'
|
>Fun | November 4th, 2017 |
2018
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2018 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /fit/
|
0-1 L | [>Fun] | May 4th, 2018 | |
| /tv/
|
1-2 L | Sminem 43'
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[>Fun] | May 6th, 2018 | ||
 /w/
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3-2 W | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 6' Sminem 22'Money Skeleton 90+3' |
[>Fun] | May 12th, 2018 | ||
 /y/
|
4-2 W | Sminem 21', 34' Dump It 26'Money Skeleton 90+0'
|
[>Fun] | May 18th, 2018 | ||
 2018 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /x/
|
3-2 W | Sminem 3' Money Skeleton 30' AAAAAHHHHHHHH 35'
|
>Fun | October 26th, 2018 |
| /f/
|
1-2 L | Money Skeleton 76'
|
>Fun | October 28th, 2018 | ||
 /an/
|
3-2 W | Money Skeleton 38', 82', 90+2'
|
>Fun | November 3rd, 2018 | ||
| Round of 16 | /pol/
|
1-3 L | AAAAAHHHHHHHH 84'
|
>Fun | November 10th, 2018 |
2019
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2019 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /bant/
|
4-2 W | 13', 54' Money Skeleton 61' Dump it 90+4' AAAAAHHHHHHHH
|
[>Fun] | 15 February 2019 |
 /vp/
|
5-5 D | 24', 44' Sminem 36', 85' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 39' Dump It
|
[>Fun] | 17 February 2019 | ||
| /vg/
|
3-0 W | Dump It 6', 58' Money Skeleton 75'
|
[>Fun] | 23 February 2019 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /wg/
|
4-2 W | Dump it 3', 69' AAAAHHHHHHHH 10'Lambo 33'
|
[>Fun] | 2 March 2019 | |
| Quarter Finals | /s4s/
|
1-3 L | Sminem 73'
|
[>Fun] | 3 March 2019 | |
 2019 Summer Cup |
Group Stage |  /diy/
|
1-1 D | Dump it 2'
|
>Fun | 19 July 2019 |
| /f/
|
0-0 D | >Fun | 21 July 2019 | |||
 /r9k/
|
2-3 L | Dump it 72, 78'
|
>Fun | 27 July 2019 | ||
 2019 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /v/
|
1-2 L | The Prophesy 33'
|
>Fun | 26 October 2019 |
 /gd/
|
2-1 W | The Prophecy 28', 77'
|
>Fun | 1 November 2019 | ||
| /an/
|
3-3 D | 21', 45+0' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 90+0' The Prophecy |
>Fun | 3 November 2019 | ||
| Round of 16 | /jp/
|
2-3 L | 48' Bogged 98' The Prophecy
|
>Fun | 9 November 2019 |
2020
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2020 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /toy/
|
2-1 W | 5' Punished Prophecy 82' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
|
>Fun | 17 January 2020 |
| /tg/
|
1-2 L | 16' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
|
>Fun | 19 January 2020 | ||
| /mlp/
|
2-1 W | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 32', 45+2'
|
>Fun | 25 January 2020 | ||
| Round of 16 | /vg/
|
1-4 L | Golden Bullrun 56'
|
>Fun | 1 February 2020 | |
 2020 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | /gd/
|
3-2 W | AAAAAAAAHHHH 15', 57' Bear Market Bobo 84' |
>Fun | 18 July 2020 |
| /jp/
|
3-2 W | 41' AAAAAAAAHHHH 69' Sminem
|
>Fun | 24 July 2020 | ||
 /ck/
|
2-3 L | OOOOOOOH LINKIES 12' AAAAAAAAHHHH 20'
|
>Fun | 26 July 2020 | ||
| Round of 16 | /x/
|
3-0 W | Bear Market Bobo 26' Sminem 34', 44'
|
>Fun | 1 August 2020 | |
| Quarter Finals | /out/
|
2-3 L | AAAAAAAAHHHH 26', 43'
|
>Fun | 2 August 2020 |
2021
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 2021 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /3/
|
5-1 L | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 16' Bobo 23', 55'BOGGED 51', 90+2'
|
>Fun | 30 January 2021 |
| /toy/
|
4-1 L | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 18', 44' XMR-chan 53'Sminem 68'
|
>Fun | 30 January 2021 | ||
 /int/
|
4-0 W | 61', 76' BOGGED 73', 90+4' Sminem
|
>Fun | 7 February 2021 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /n/
|
0-2 L | >Fun | 13 February 2021 | ||
 2021 World Cup |
Group Stage |  /s/
|
2-2 D | BOGGED 51' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 57'
|
>Fun | 9 July 2021 |
 /asp/
|
2-2 D | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 22' BITCONEEEEEEECT 89'
|
>Fun | 17 July 2021 | ||
| /sci/
|
3-3 D | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 27', 47', 83'
|
>Fun | 25 July 2021 | ||
| Round of 16 |  TBD
|
Soon (tm) | [ >Fun Soon(tm)] | ?? August 2021 |
Rivalries
 |
| /g/
Crypto Derby |
| 0-1-0 |
 |
| /pol/
Bogda Bowl |
| 0-1-1 |
 |
| /x/
Divination Derby |
| 2-0-1 |
Stats (As of Winter 2021)
Fowards
| Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
|---|---|---|---|
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | 24 | 17 | 7 |
| Bogged | 16 | 9 | 5 |
| Money Skeleton | 14 | 5 | 6 |
| Sminem | 14 | 16 | 4 |
| Financial Ruin | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| Bear Market Bobo | 4 | 5 | 0 |
| XMRChan | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OHHHHHHHH LINKIES | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Lambo | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Golden Bullrun | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Snib Snib | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| BBBRRRRRRRRR | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Bag Holders | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeepers
| Player | Saves | MotM |
|---|---|---|
| Sergey of Nazareth | 78 | 0 |
| Money Skeleton | 10 | 0 |
Previous Players
Fowards
| Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
|---|---|---|---|
| Martin Shkreli | 9 | 3 | 6 |
| Ethercuck | 7 | 0 | 2 |
| Warren Buffet | 7 | 3 | 1 |
| Bitcoin Millionaire | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| 80s Guy | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| Trump Coin | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Forex | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Idea Guy | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Yatch | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Step 1 be a Jew | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Robinhood | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Sell Me This Pen | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Pyramid Scheme | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Accounting Major | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| $1/Pop | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Neet | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| How I Get Rich? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
| Player | Saves | MotM |
|---|---|---|
| Firm Hand Shake | 54 | 0 |
| Hodl | 8 | 0 |
| >Ebay | 4 | 0 |
| Scrooge McDuck | 4 | 0 |
| NO CASH OUT | 3 | 0 |
| Sharpie In Pooper | 3 | 0 |
| DR;NS | 2 | 0 |
| Janet Yellen | 2 | 0 |
| Black Monday | 2 | 0 |
Awards
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Worst Manager
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Best New Player
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Stadium
2019 4chan Summer Cup
Least Exciting Team
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Kits
Best New Model
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best alt-horn
2020 4chan Summer Cup
Golden Ball
Exports and Music
2021
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2021 4chan Winter Cup |
2020
|
2020 4chan Summer Cup |
2020 4chan Winter Cup |
2019
|
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2019 4chan Summer Cup |
2019 4chan Winter Cup |
2018
|
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2017
|
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2016
|
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2016 4chan Summer Cup |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
2015
|
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2014
|
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
Contact
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