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The earliest team of the Sixth Founding, /biz/ entered the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with limitless ambition and a drive for profit. After ups and (Almost Entirely) downs, /biz/ did suprisingly well in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup placing 7th. Then it crabbed and crashed and recovered in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup. Will it moon in the 2020 4chan Summer Cup or will it be JUSTED like last Summer.
Roster
Main page: /biz/ Roster
Main page: /biz/ Historical Roster
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Team Gallery
Stadium
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Hype Videos
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Cup History
2014 - The Initial Crash
Autumn - A Bad Start
/biz/ began with an aspiration and drive for profit and success but being the only real board from the Sixth Founding would not mean that it too would not buy high and then sell low. Like its autistic, pirate, and wall weeb noobs /biz/ would similarly AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH the cup. The cup being a mega baby with five teams per group already meant that the odds of /biz/ advancing into the elite was low since only two could advance but /biz/’s attempt to pull through would only be matched by its handling of “money making” in the following years. /biz/’s group was similarly retarded, filled with boomers, degenerate weebs, nazis, and neckbeards. /biz/’s performance for the first three games would be considered sad if it was not for the fact that it was so boring to describe the games as anything else would be a crime. Three draws, not 2-2, 1-1s, but all 0-0s. /biz/ fans were praying something would happen in their final game of the group, and their prayers were answered in a way /biz/ would come accustomed to, with /biz/ proceeding to crash 0-4 against /tg/. This would mean that /biz/ not only did not win a single game, started with a GD of -4, but would mean /biz/ did not score at all in its first cup. You may think it cannot get any worse, but oh are you in for a surprise.
2015 - It Keeps Tumbling Down
Spring - Round Two
It was then time for /biz/’s’ round two, it would be hard to do worse than the last time considering /biz/ scored no goals at all and that the team left with three draws which could be equivalent to one win. Similarly, their group looked much less intimidating, filled with hipsters, degenerates, faggots, and degenerate weebs again. But to no surprise due to all the autism in the group and the fact that the group was a mega baby group /biz/ would again struggle. To begin with their match against /mu/ would be close, with /biz/ managing to score its first goal by 80s guy to equalize the game into a 1-1. /mu/ would score again and 80s guy would again equalize. But it would all crash near the end with a late goal that would give /mu/ not /biz/ the match. /biz/ next match would be similarly close, with /soc/ starting with an early lead, losing it, then equalizing late into the match. But this time Warren Buffett would pull out a miracle 90+4 to push the game into a win. Feeling up, /biz/ anons bought, after all losing to /mu/ in a close game and beating /soc/ was clearly a buy signal. Well the call was placed and the poor fools that went all in found their investments entirely lost to a blow out 6-2 game against /lgbt/. /biz/ was now nearing the end of the group, with a small possibility of crawling out and into the elite cup if they could beat /jp/ by a large amount. But like its last time against the weebs /biz/ would again find itself in a 0-0 snooze fest. The cup would again end, this time with /biz/ at the bottom of the group, even if it had preformed slightly better then its last cup. But surely this was a buy signal, things could only go up…
Autumn - Freefalling
Sell. EVERYTHING. In this cup /biz/ would lose everything. EEEEEVERYTHING! Their first game would be a pathetic loss to the closed homosexuals. It would have been a 1-3, or maybe a 1-2, but their Sell me this PEN would play a dirty tackle inside the /biz/ box, letting /fit/ score off a penalty shot. As if that wasn’t bad enough /fit/ would then score off kickoff turning a 1-2 into a 1-4, 88 minutes into the game. And with this, the sell spell would begin. It was against >>>/out/, a must win game to secure a ticket out to the elites. Out would score twice in a row, but /biz/ would score at 37 and into extra time in the first half. But /biz/ would fail to hold, and attempting to swing would let /out/ score a 90+ goal making /biz/ not only lose, but lose their manager as he raged that his swing trading skill were sucked. Now /biz/ who had lost two games, had only ever won once against /soc/, and now had no manager in this cup, would face the coomers. Everyone was selling, there was no buy pressure. If it wasn’t for the fact that /gif/ had few to no buyers since they were also a dead team, /biz/’s closing would have likely been worse. Their game ended 2-3 with /biz/ losing again. And that left /biz/ with their last foe, the schitzos who also was at an impossibility of advancing. And again, /biz/ would continue to crash so hard that they would end up dead and in the spring 2016 qualifying fetus for the baby cup. /biz/ had lost everything in the cup. Lost 4 games in a mega baby. Lost their only manager. Placed worse team currently in the cup. Worse team in percent wins (8%). And now was headed for being aborted in a fetus. /biz/ even lost the Wooden Spoon to /co/ who had somehow managed to do worse then them in the cup (by 3 goals). J U S T
2016 - The Bull Trap
Spring - A False Hope
Soon(tm)
Summer - An Elite Failure
Soon(tm)
Autumn - Back to Square One
2017 - Sideways
Spring - I Sleep
Soon(tm)
Autumn - Wake Me Up Inside
Soon(tm)
2018 - Re-Accumulation
Spring - An Upwards Trend
Soon(tm)
Autumn - The Call
Soon(tm)
2019 - The Hope-ium Market
Winter - The Moonshot
Soon(tm)
Summer - Murphy's Law
Soon(tm)
Autumn - A Similar Story
Soon(tm)
2020 - BBBRRRRRRRR
Winter - Not Selling
Soon(tm)
Game History
Main page: /biz/ Game History
2014
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2014 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /vr/
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0-0 D | Eventually | October 19th, 2014 | |
 /jp/
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0-0 D | Eventually | October 24th, 2014 | |||
 /pol/
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0-0 D | Eventually | October 26th, 2014 | |||
 /tg/
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0-4 L | Eventually | November 1st, 2014 |
2015
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2015 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /mu/
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2-3 L | 80's Guy  54', 77'
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Eventually | April 24th, 2015 |
 /soc/
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3-2 W | 80's Guy 25' Warren Buffett 44', 90+'
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Eventually | April 26th, 2015 | ||
 /lgbt/
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2-6 L | 80's Guy 13' Forex 90+'
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Eventually | May 3rd, 2015 | ||
| /jp/
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0-0 D | Eventually | May 9th, 2015 | |||
 2015 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /fit/
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1-4 L | Bitcoin Millionaire 68'
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Eventually | October 24th, 2015 |
 /out/
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2-3 L | Warren Buffett 37', 45+'
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Eventually | October 30th, 2015 | ||
 /gif/
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2-3 L | Warren Buffet 12' Bitcoin Millionaire 31'
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Eventually | November 6th, 2015 | ||
 /x/
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0-1 L | Eventually | November 8th, 2015 |
2016
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2016 Spring Babby Cup |
Qualifiers |  /adv/
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3-3 D | Martin Shkreli 11' Ethereum 29'Yatch 65'
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Eventually | April 15th, 2016 |
 /fa/
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0-0 D | Eventually | April 16th, 2016 | |||
| /gif/
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2-1 W | Bitcoin Millionaire 5' Martin Shkreli 83'
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Eventually | April 16th, 2016 | ||
| Group Stage |  /g/
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1-1 D | Etherium 74'
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Eventually | May 7th, 2016 | |
 /sci/
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4-0 W | Etherium 10' Martin Shkreli 74', 28'Idea Guy 82'
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Eventually | May 13th, 2016 | ||
| /tg/
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3-3 D | Martin Shkreli 2', 36' Etherium 90'
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Eventually | May 15th, 2016 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /m/
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2-6 L | Bitcoin Millionaire 18' Vitalik Buterin 39'
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Eventually | May 21th, 2016 | |
 2016 Summer Cup |
Group Stage |  /tv/
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2-3 L | Vitalik Buterin 38', 40'
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Eventually | August 6th, 2016 |
| /m/
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3-5 L | Ethercuck 36' Martin Shkreli 44', 76'
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Eventually | August 12th, 2016 | ||
 /s4s/
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1-2 L | Ethercuck 14'
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Eventually | August 14th, 2016 | ||
 2016 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /vg/
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1-3 L | Trumpcoin 26'
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Eventually | October 28th, 2016 |
 /sp/
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1-6 L | Trumpcoin 88'
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Eventually | October 30th, 2016 | ||
| /tg/
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1-0 L | Ethercuck 20'
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Eventually | November 5th, 2016 |
2017
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2017 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /b/
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1-0 W | Martin Shkreli 41'
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Eventually | May 12th, 2017 |
| /tg/
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0-1 L | Eventually | May 12th, 2017 | |||
 /f/
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2-3 L | Warren Buffett 6' Warren Buffett 56'
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Eventually | May 12th, 2017 | ||
 2017 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /tg/
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0-1 L | Eventually | October 27th, 2017 | |
 /mlp/
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2-3 L | AAAAAHHHHHHHH 22' Money Skeleton 40'
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Eventually | October 29th, 2017 | ||
| /mu/
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1-0 W | AAAAAHHHHHHHH 22'
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Eventually | November 4th, 2017 |
2018
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2018 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /fit/
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0-1 L | Soon | May 4th, 2018 | |
| /tv/
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1-2 L | Sminem 43'
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Soon | May 6th, 2018 | ||
 /w/
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3-2 W | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 6' Sminem 22'Money Skeleton 90+3' |
Soon | May 12th, 2018 | ||
 /y/
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4-2 W | Sminem 21', 34' Dump It 26'Money Skeleton 90+0'
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Soon | May 18th, 2018 | ||
 2018 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /x/
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3-2 W | Sminem 3' Money Skeleton 30' AAAAAHHHHHHHH 35'
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Soon | October 26th, 2018 |
| /f/
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1-2 L | Money Skeleton 76'
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Soon | October 28th, 2018 | ||
 /an/
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3-2 W | Money Skeleton 38', 82', 90+2'
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Soon | November 3rd, 2018 | ||
| Round of 16 | /pol/
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1-3 L | AAAAAHHHHHHHH 84'
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Soon | November 10th, 2018 |
2019
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2019 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /bant/
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4-2 W | 13', 54' Money Skeleton 61' Dump it 90+4' AAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Soon | 15 February 2019 |
 /vp/
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5-5 D | 24', 44' Sminem 36', 85' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 39' Dump It
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Soon | 17 February 2019 | ||
| /vg/
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3-0 W | Dump It 6', 58' Money Skeleton 75'
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Soon | 23 February 2019 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /wg/
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4-2 W | Dump it 3', 69' AAAAHHHHHHHH 10'Lambo 33'
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Soon | 2 March 2019 | |
| Quarter Finals | /s4s/
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1-3 L | Sminem 73'
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Soon | 3 March 2019 | |
 2019 Summer Cup |
Group Stage |  /diy/
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1-1 D | Dump it 2'
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Soon | 19 July 2019 |
| /f/
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0-0 D | Soon | 21 July 2019 | |||
 /r9k/
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2-3 L | Dump it 72, 78'
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Soon | 27 July 2019 | ||
 2019 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /v/
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1-2 L | The Prophesy 33'
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Soon | 26 October 2019 |
 /gd/
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2-1 W | The Prophecy 28', 77'
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Soon | 1 November 2019 | ||
| /an/
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3-3 D | 21', 45+0' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 90+0' The Prophecy |
Soon | 3 November 2019 | ||
| Round of 16 | /jp/
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2-3 L | 48' Bogged 98' The Prophecy
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Soon | 9 November 2019 |
2020
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Video | Date |
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 2020 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /toy/
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2-1 W | 5' Punished Prophecy 82' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Soon | 17 January 2020 |
| /tg/
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1-2 L | 16' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Soon | 19 January 2020 | ||
| /mlp/
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2-1 W | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 32', 45+2'
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Soon | 25 January 2020 | ||
| Round of 16 | /vg/
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1-4 L | Golden Bullrun 56'
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Soon | 1 February 2020 | |
 2020 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | |||||
Rivalries
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| /pol/
Bogda Bowl |
| 0-1-1 |
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| /r9k/
Wojak Derby |
| 0-0-1 |
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| /g/
Crypto Derby |
| 0-1-0 |
Stats
Fowards
| Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH | 15 | 12 | 5 |
| Money Skeleton | 13 | 5 | 3 |
| Bogged | 12 | 4 | 3 |
| Sminem | 7 | 7 | 2 |
| Punished Prophecy | 6 | 3 | 1 |
| Lambo | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Golden Bullrun | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Bear Market Bobo | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| Snib Snib | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Bag Holders | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeepers
| Player | Saves | MotM |
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| Sergey of Nazaroth | 60 | 0 |
| DR;NS | 2 | 0 |
Previous Players
Fowards
| Player | Goals | Assists | MotM |
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| Martin Shkreli | 9 | 2 | 4 |
| Ethercuck | 7 | 0 | 2 |
| Warren Buffet | 6 | 3 | 1 |
| Bitcoin Millionaire | 4 | 6 | 0 |
| 80s Guy | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| Trump Coin | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Forex | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Idea Guy | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Step 1 be a Jew | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Yatch | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Robinhood | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Sell Me This Pen | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| Pyramid Scheme | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Accounting Major | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| $1/Pop | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Neet | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| How I Get Rich? | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
| Player | Saves | MotM |
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| Firm Hand Shake | 53 | 0 |
| >Ebay | 0 | 0 |
| NO CASH OUT | 4 | 0 |
| Janet Yellen | 2 | 0 |
| $1/Pop | 0 | 0 |
| Black Monday | 2 | 0 |
| Scrooge McDuck | 4 | 0 |
| Hodl | 8 | 0 |
Awards
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Worst Manager
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Best New Player
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Stadium
2019 4chan Summer Cup
Least Exciting Team
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Kits
Best New Model
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best alt-horn
Exports and Music
2020
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2020 4chan Summer Cup |
2020 4chan Winter Cup |
2019
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2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2019 4chan Summer Cup |
2019 4chan Winter Cup |
2018
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2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2017
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2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2016
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2016 4chan Summer Cup |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers |
2015
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
2014
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup |
Contact
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