/ck/

/ck/
We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
/ck/ - Food & Cooking
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager KrispenWahsGhost Team colors Chat color FFCC00 Yellow Ranking 4 ( 12) Highest rank 1 (February, 2023) Lowest rank 52 (October, 2017) Top scorer Nachos (65 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup) Top assister Perfect Coffee (36) Captain Perfect Coffee Website /ck/ - Food & Cooking Nickname ro/ck/stars Home ground Benuldy's Pub
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 66 23 73 162 40.74%
GF GA GD 306 328 -22
Biggest win /ck/  6–1  /a/ October 25, 2014 Biggest defeat /hm/  7–2  /ck/ February 17, 2013 First match /ck/  1–0  /soc/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 20 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 2nd, 2011 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 14 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 3rd, 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Iron Chef Theme Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe Alternate goal horn Deenz - talking 'bout /deenz/ Alternate goal horn al/ck/oholic - I'M OK, Little Big
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!

Roster

Main article: /ck/ Roster.

No. Position Player 1   GK Cast-Iron Skillet 2   LB "cooking" with Ja/ck/ 3   CB Vegan Hate 4   CB Do Americans really do this? 5   RB Secret Ingredient: 21   DMF Gordon Ramsay 6   CMF Deenz 9   AMF Perfect Cofffee 8   AMF Al/ck/oholic 11   AMF Fastfood Autism 10   CF Surly King of the Eggfort

No. Position Player 12   CB >Tipping 13   CB Cramming 14   CB -a Bayleaf 15   LB Puer Lesbians 16   RB Cringy Foodtubers 17   DMF Dodgy Streetfood 7   DMF >English ''''Food'''' 18   CMF Mestre da 'Za 19   CMF >Beans in chili 20   CMF Cock Sauce 22   AMF Pink Himalayan Salt 23   AMF Superior Nippon Nifu

Exports

PES 2021

10 year cask aged single board divegrass team

preliminary aesthetics for summer 2021

music export as of summer 2022

PES 2019

winter 2021 still tactical quarantine al/ck/oholism

Aesthetics Export as of Winter 2021

springfriendly vs /wsg/ webmthread allstars

PES 2018

root vegetable soup and Kale smoothie

garnish autumn 2019

Piss 2016 winter 2019

winter 2019

aesthetics soon

PES 2017

it's Kale Season baby
Latte Art of falling leaves

Autumn 2016

Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip

• For the Summer Cup 2015 (Last PES15): http://www.mediafire.com/download/afsk2ugm7me025d/Hot_Cheetos_and_takis.zip
• 2015 Winter Cup: (Last PES14) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/c94s2muo7ohhhoa/Valentine_Chocolates.zip
• FOR THE 2013 AUTUMN FRIENDLIES (last PES13 Save) : http://www.mediafire.com/download/olxo6ouercxtrxj/TheCureFor4ChansHeartburn.zip

Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]

Kits

Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively

Away kits.

Results

2011

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	5-2 W	???
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	???
August, 2011	/sp/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 (7-6) W	???
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 L

2012

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 5, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 W	Nachos 15', 61', 90+1' Forcaccia 57'
January 6, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Nachos 71'
January 7, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
January 8, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 (4-2) W	Forcaccia 16' Tikka Masala 39'
January 8, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-2 W	Forcaccia 30', 75' Sukiyaki 79'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-0 L
February 25, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	???
March 3, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	???
April 14, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
April 21, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 6'
June 9, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Nachos 18' Masaokis 63' Pink Himalayan Salt 82'
July 13, 2012	/jp/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Masaokis 26' Pink Himalayan Salt 42', 48'
July 14, 2012	/co/	Group Stage SC2012	3-2 W	Nachos 6', 61', 88'
July 15, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage SC2012	4-1 L	Nachos 67'
August 19, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Nachos 23', 39', 87'
September 15, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Nachos 8', 65' Pink Himalayan Salt 82', 90+2'
September 22, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Masaokis 23'
December 22, 2012	/b/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Fridge Ketchup 12' Pink Himalayan Salt 55' Nachos 85'

2013

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 9, 2013	/v/	Group Stage WC2013	3-0 L
February 15, 2013	/d/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013	/hm/	Group Stage WC2013	7-2 L	Nachos 18' Pink Himalayan Salt 68'
April 6, 2013	/vg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 25', 38', 69' Nachos 60'
April 13, 2013	/v/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 12', 19' Nachos 57'
May 3, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	3-2 W	Pink Himalayan Salt 11' Nachos 23', 74'
May 5, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 L
May 11, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-1 D	Nachos 85'
May 18, 2013	/cgl/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 58', 89'
May 19, 2013	/x/	Quarter Finals SBC2013	3-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 60'
July 13, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Nachos 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Nachos 68'
August 17, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Nachos 60', 90+1'
August 23, 2013	/sci/	Group Stage SC2013	5-1 W	Nachos 15', 90' Perfect Coffee 19', 34' Pink Himalayan Salt 54'
August 25, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	3-0 L
August 31, 2013	/trv/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-0 L
September 22, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 25', 89'
October 5, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Pink Himalayan Salt 19'

2014

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 11, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Pink Himalayan Salt 43', 80' Perfect Coffee 45'
January 12, 2014	/fit/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Nachos 45+' Perfect Coffee 89'
February 15, 2014	/wg/	Group Stage WC2014	3-4 L	Nachos  28' /ck/ Challenge  58' Perfect Coffee  80'
February 21, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage WC2014	3-1 W	Nachos  45+' Pink Himalayan Salt  59' Perfect Coffee  78'
February 23, 2014	/trv/	Group Stage WC2014	2-2 D	Perfect Coffee  50' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
April 5, 2014	/d/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  51'
April 11, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Perfect Coffee  32' Nachos  50'
April 13, 2014	/int/	Group Stage SBC2014	4-1 W	Nachos  5', 20', 45+' Perfect Coffee  16'
April 20, 2014	/fit/	Group Stage SBC2014	2-1 W	Nachos  15', 50'
April 26, 2014	/vg/	Round of 16 SBC2014	0-3 L
June 1, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nachos  4' Perfect Coffee  26'
June 7, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  14' Nachos  68'
July 18, 2014	/v/	Group Stage SC2014	0-2 L
July 20, 2014	/vg/	Group Stage SC2014	1-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  44'
July 26, 2014	/h/	Group Stage SC2014	0-1 L
October 18, 2014	/n/	Group Stage ABC2014	1-1 D	Nachos  13'
October 19, 2014	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2014	2-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  59' Nachos  84'
October 25, 2014	/a/	Group Stage ABC2014	6-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  6', 65' Nachos  29', 79' Pink Himalayan Salt  23', 40'
November 2, 2014	/out/	Group Stage ABC2014	4-1 L	Irish Stew Autist  73'
November 8, 2014	/vp/	Round of 16 ABC2014	2-1 L	Perfect Coffee  14'

2015

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 13, 2015	/po/	Group Stage WC2015	3-0 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  20' /ck/ Challenge  69' Alton Brown  72'
February 15, 2015	/b/	Group Stage WC2015	2-1 W	Nachos 70' (pen), 90+'
February 21, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage WC2015	2-4 L	Nachos  8' Bully My Dick  67'
February 28, 2015	/wsg/	Round of 16 WC2015	3-2 (AET) W	Pink Himalayan Salt  25' Nachos  72' Sriracha  105+'
March 1, 2015	/s/	Quarter Finals WC2015	2-1 W	Pink Himalayan Salt  54' Alton Brown  69'
March 1, 2014	/h/	Semi Finals WC2015	0-1 L
March 1, 2015	/lit/	Third Place Match WC2015	4-1 W	Gordon Ramsay  12' Nachos  18' Perfect Coffee 66', 90+'
August 1, 2015	/m/	Group Stage SC2015	3-1 W	/ck/ Challenge  30' Pink Himalayan Salt 37' Nachos 59'
August 7, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage SC2015	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  14' Nachos 72', 82'
August 9, 2015	/cm/	Group Stage SC2015	0-3 L
August 15, 2015	/b/	Round of 16 SC2015	4-3 L	Nachos  3', 69' Pink Himalayan Salt  35'

2016

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 20, 2016	/a/	Group Stage WC2016	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  19', 52' Pink Himalayan Salt  64'
February 26, 2016	/b/	Group Stage WC2016	3-2 W	Nachos  31' Pink Himalayan Salt 35', 56'
February 28, 2016	/out/	Group Stage WC2016	2-1 L	Nachos  59'
March 5, 2016	/an/	Round of 16 WC2016	4-3 L	Cock Sauce  29' Nachos  75', 89'
August 5, 2016	/a/	Group Stage SC2016	2-4 L	Pink Himalayan Salt  40' Nachos  90+4'
August 7, 2016	/fit/	Group Stage SC2016	2-3 L	Pink Himalayan Salt  11' Nachos  74'
August 12, 2016	/v/	Group Stage SC2016	1-2 L	Nachos  5'
October 29, 2016	/toy/	Group Stage ABC2016	2-3 L	/ck/ Challenge  15' 'Go 'Za  77'
November 4, 2016	/vr/	Group Stage ABC2016	0-1 L
November 6, 2016	/i/	Group Stage ABC2016	5-0 W	Fast Food Autism  25', 53', 90+5' Gordon Ramsay  28' PHS  90+2'

2017

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
May 12, 2017	/u/	Group Stage SBC2017	2-1 L	Fast Food Autism  74'
May 14, 2017	/co/	Group Stage SBC2017	1-2 L	British "Food"  86'
May 20, 2017	/r9k/	Group Stage SBC2017	3-1 L	'Go 'Za  59'
October 13, 2017	/fa/	Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers	3-2 W	Perfect Coffee  21', 53', 81'
October 14, 2017	/a/	Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers	0-4 L
October 15, 2017	/wsg/	Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers	2-3 L	/ck/ Challenge  19' Perfect Coffee  64'
October 27, 2017	/fit/	Group Stage ABC2017	1-6 L	Fast Food Autism  37'
October 29, 2017	/p/	Group Stage ABC2017	1-2 L	Perfect Coffee  51'
November 4, 2017	/o/	Group Stage ABC2017	0-5 L

2018

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
May 5, 2018	/o/	Group Stage SBC2018	3-1 W	Perfect Coffee  7', 80' Fridge Ketchup  73'
May 6, 2018	/bant/	Group Stage SBC2018	4-0 W	/ck/ Challenge  27', 83' Perfect Coffee  31', 79'
May 18, 2018	/po/	Group Stage SBC2018	4-0 W	/Egg Fort  8' /ck/ Challenge  21', 86' Perfect Coffee  73'
May 20, 2018	/g/	Group Stage SBC2018	1-2 L	/ck/ Challenge  21'
May 26, 2018	/sp/	Round of 16 SBC2018	2-1 W	Fast Food Autism  27' /ck/ Challenge  67'
May 27, 2018	/vg/	Quarterfinals SBC2018	2-3 L	Perfect Coffee  50' Fridge Ketchup  58'
July 27, 2018	/u/	Group Stage SC2018	3-2 W	Egg Fort  41' Perfect Coffee  51' /ck/ Challenge  59'
July 29, 2018	/r9k/	Group Stage SC2018	2-3 L	/ck/ Challenge  76' Fast Food Autism  77'
August 4, 2018	/gd/	Group Stage SC2018	0-3 L
October 27, 2018	/out/	Group Stage ABC2018	3-3 D	Fast Food Autism  31' Perfect Coffee  45+1' /ck/ Challenge  55'
November 2, 2018	/tv/	Group Stage ABC2018	0-1 L
November 4, 2018	/lgbt/	Group Stage ABC2018	4-0 W	Fast Food Autism  39', 67', 84' Perfect Coffee  90+6'
November 10, 2018	/mu/	Round of 16 ABC2018	1-1 (6-5) L	Perfect Coffee  90+1'

2019

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 16, 2019	/r9k/	Group Stage WC2019	6-6 D	Pink Himalayan Salt  52' /ck/ Challenge  58' Perfect Coffee  66', 90+4' Gordon Ramsay  77' Fast Food Autism  80'
February 22, 2019	/mu/	Group Stage WC2019	4-4 D	Fast Food Autism  45+2', 73' Egg Fort  63', 83'
February 24, 2019	/gd/	Group Stage WC2019	5-2 W	Perfect Coffee  4', 26', 70', 89' Fast Food Autism  57'
March 2, 2019	/u/	Round of 16 WC2019	3-2 W	/ck/ challenge  5' Perfect Coffee  56', 100'
March 3, 2019	/gd/	Quarterfinals WC2019	3-5 L	Perfect Coffee 55', 69' Egg Fort  90+2'
July 19, 2019	/toy/	Group Stage SC2019	1-3 L	Perfect Coffee 62'
July 21, 2019	/u/	Group Stage SC2019	0-0 D
July 27, 2019	/y/	Group Stage SC2019	1-1 D	Surly King of the Egg Fort 15'
October 26, 2019	/mu/	Group Stage ABC2019	1-3 L	Perfect Coffee  23'
November 1, 2019	/his/	Group Stage ABC2019	2-3 L	Perfect Coffee  58' Fast Food Autism  90+1'
November 3, 2019	/out/	Group Stage ABC2019	3-2 W	Fast Food Autism  38' Perfect Coffee  73', 80'

2020

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 25, 2020	/tg/	Group Stage SBC2020	1-1 D	Fast Food Autism  6'
May 1, 2020	/m/	Group Stage SBC2020	0-1 L
May 3, 2020	/o/	Group Stage SBC2020	4-1 W	Fast Food Autism  30', 42' Al/ck/oholic  73' Deenz  81'
May 9, 2020	/int/	Round of 16 SBC2020	3-1 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  33', 49' Deenz  82'
May 1, 2020	/wg/	Quarterfinals SBC2020	1-4 L	Vegan Hate  90+0'
July 18, 2020	/jp/	Group Stage SC2020	1-2 L	Fast Food Autism  74'
July 24, 2020	/gd/	Group Stage SC2020	1-1 D	Surly King of the Eggfort  38'
July 26, 2020	/biz/	Group Stage SC2020	3-2 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  29' Perfect Coffee 58' Cock Clam Bukkake 65'
August 1, 2020	/adv/	Round of 16 SC2020	1-2 L	al/ck/oholic  40'

2021

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 29, 2021	/n/	Group Stage WC2021	4-4 D	Surly King of the Eggfort  17', 37', 72', 90+2'
January 31, 2021	/u/	Group Stage WC2021	3-3 D	Surly King of the Eggfort  12', 18' Al/ck/oholic  78'
February 06, 2021	/co/	Group Stage WC2021	1-3 L	Surly King of the Eggfort  76'
July 16, 2021	/w/	Group Stage World Cup	2-2 D	Nachos  28', 67'
July 24, 2021	/d/	Group Stage World Cup	1-2 L	Fast Food Autism  41'
August 1, 2021	/fa/	Group Stage World Cup	0-3 L
October 22, 2021	/aco/	Group Stage ABC2021	3-2 W	Fast Food Autism  6', 36' Surly King of the Eggfort 12'
October 30, 2021	/an/	Group Stage ABC2021	2-2 D	Surly King of the Eggfort  63' Gordon Ramsay  78'
November 5, 2021	/vr/	Group Stage ABC2021	1-4 L	Perfect Coffee 53'
November 5, 2021	/y/	Group Stage ABC2021	1-5 L	Surly King of the Eggfort 42'

2022

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 30, 2022	/toy/	Group Stage SBC2022	2-3 L	Surly King of the Eggfort 34', 57'
May 6, 2022	/a/	Group Stage SBC2022	3-2 W	Gordon Ramsay 23' Perfect Coffee  29' Surly King of the Eggfort 51'
May 14, 2022	/f/	Group Stage SBC2022	3-3 D	Al/ck/oholic 6' Perfect Coffee  48' Surly King of the Eggfort 61'
May 20, 2022	/k/	Group Stage SBC2022	1-0 W	Fast Food Autism 90+3'
May 21, 2022	/d/	Round of 16 SBC2022	2-0 W	Fast Food Autism 62' Surly King of the Eggfort  85'
May 22, 2022	/s4s/	Quarterfinals SBC2022	0-1 L
July 29, 2022	/y/	Group Stage SC2022	2-3 L	Surly King of the Eggfort  53' Al/ck/oholic  64'
July 31, 2022	/c/	Group Stage SC2022	2-1 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  64', 85'
August 6, 2022	/vp/	Group Stage SC2022	1-2 L	Perfect Coffee 19'
November 5, 2022	/f/	Group Stage ABC2022	0-0 D
November 11, 2022	/h/	Group Stage ABC2022	1-4 L	Fast Food Autism  36'
November 13, 2022	/w/	Group Stage ABC2022	1-0 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  79'
November 19, 2022	/vr/	Round of 16 ABC2022	1-2 L	Surly King of the Eggfort  76'

2023

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 28, 2023	/d/	Group Stage WC2023	2-1 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  38', 54'
February 3, 2023	/vst/	Group Stage WC2023	1-2 L	Fast Food Autism  9'
February 5, 2023	/n/	Group Stage WC2023	3-1 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  44', 90+3' Fast Food Autism  59'
February 11, 2023	/pw/	Round of 16 WC2023	3-2 W	Deenz  45' Al/ck/oholic  32', 78'
February 12, 2023	/biz/	Quarterfinals WC2023	3-2 W	Al/ck/oholic  51' Surly King of the Eggfort  39' Mecha Bobo  19'
February 12, 2023	/vst/	Semifinals WC2023	2-3 L (AET)	Fast Food Autism  7' YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS  90+4'
February 12, 2023	/cm/	Third Place Match WC2023	4-3 W (AET)	Surly King of the Eggfort  30', 60' Fast Food Autism  81', 110'
July 28, 2023	/tv/	Group Stage SC2023	1-3 L	Perfect Coffee  19'
July 30, 2023	/vp/	Group Stage SC2023	1-3 L	Surly King of the Eggfort  90+1'
August 5, 2023	/a/	Group Stage SC2023	2-2 D	Surly King of the Eggfort  35', 39'
October 27, 2023	/vt/	Group Stage ABC2023	1-3 L	Fast Food Autism  36'
October 29, 2023	/an/	Group Stage ABC2023	2-1 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  35' Fast Food Autism  27'
November 4, 2023	/vmg/	Group Stage ABC2023	1-0 W	Fast Food Autism  90+4'
November 11, 2023	/int/	Round of 16 ABC2023	3-2 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  7', 32' Fast Food Autism  85'
November 12, 2023	/biz/	Quarterfinals ABC2023	1-0 W	Surly King of the Eggfort  68'
November 12, 2023	/sci/	Semifinals ABC2023	0-2 L
November 12, 2023	/toy/	Third Place Match ABC2023	2-1 W (AET)	Surly King of the Eggfort  40' Fast Food Autism  105'

Team History

For earlier history: /ck/ History

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

After a few team revivals and autopilots, this cup was set up as a Megababby, which allowed /ck/ to avoid playing in the qualifiers and participate as the lowest pot 4 team. The ro/ck/stars were drawn in Group E along with /g/, /o/, /po/ and /bant/. After a disastrous year, people's expectations on /ck/ were minimal. However, a 3-1 win against /o/ and a 4-0 blowout against /bant/ during the first weekend caught everyone by surprise. Then, another 4-0 win, this time against /po/, secured /ck/'s spot in the next elite cup and resparked the light of both fans and followers around. Despite losing their last group stage match 1-2 against /g/ and missing the Mustard Race, /ck/ topped their group for the first time since Summer 15. /sp/ was drawn as /ck/'s opponent for the RO16 game and after tense game, /ck/ emerged victorious with a 2-1 result. This meant their first knockout win in more than 3 years (the previous KO win was against /lit/ in Winter 15). However, the next day the run ended after the entire team choked on the pre-game catering and the few survivors lost 3-2 against /vg/. Despite this, with their best result in three years, /ck/ went on to the 2018 Summer Cup with optimism for the first time in years.

2018 4chan Summer cup

In their long awaited return to the Elites, /ck/ saw themselves matched up against defending champions and perennial powerhouses /u/, consistently elite /gd/, and /r9k/. Few people expected /ck/ to stand a chance. But things started off perfectly of the ro/ck/stars, as the Surly King of The Eggfort scored the opening goal of the cup, and 2 more goals from the Perfect Coffee and /ck/ Challenge saw /ck/ overcome the lesbians 3-2. But all the euphoria and momentum that had seemed to develop around this team was squashed quickly as a disastrous start to their 2nd match against /r9k/ saw them down by 3 goals at half time. An inspired 2nd half performance with goals from /ck/ Challenge and Fast Food Autism saw /ck/ on the verge of snatching a draw from the jaws of defeat, but it was all for naught as they fell to a crushing 3-2 defeat. This still left /ck/ with a chance to qualify for the knockouts with a win over /gd/, but the chefs fell to a heartbreaking 3-0 defeat capped off in true /ck/ fashion by a Hoppy Hipster Piss own goal. This meant a return to the all to familiar Babbies and the Autumn Babby Cup.

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

The return to the Babbies saw /ck/ get drawn with /out/, /tv/, and /lgbt/ in Group F. And /ck/ started their promotion campaign of on the right foot, as they lead 3-1 in the 2nd half of their opening match against /out/ with goals from Fast Food Autism, Perfect Coffee and /ck/ challenge, but a late Want some Chips brace meant /ck/ had to settle for a draw. Undeterred, the ro/ck/stars went on to face /tv/ in their second match of the groupstages, but fell in a scrappy 1-0 defeat in a close match. /out/ now had to beat /lgbt/, who had just clobbered /out/ 4-0. But behind a hat trick from Fast Food Autism and a goal from Perfect Coffee /ck/ never let the Legbutts rest and served up a 4-0 win of their own. This was enough to see /ck/ advance to the knockouts, and more importantly, the 2019 Winter Cup. In the Round of 16 /ck/ got drawn against /mu/, and looked the sure victor of the match as Perfect Coffee scored the 0-1 for /ck/ in the 91st minute. With the match all but over, Cast Iron Skillet simply needed to blast the ball upfield to seal the win, but disaster struck as Skillet tried to shortpass it to English Food, who just watched the ball roll past him to Jeff Mangum, who blasted it into the open net. Extra time ended with no further goals, but once again /ck/ had victory in their grasp and just needed Fast Food Autism to score the final penalty, but he missed, and after another miss by Pink Himalayan Salt /ck/ was eliminated from the knockouts.

2019 Winter Cup

The 2019 Winter cup proved to be one of the craziest tournaments for /ck/ ever. Throwing /ck/ against many familiar foes from their recent past, the draw saw /ck/ matched up with /gd/ and /r9k/ yet again, as well as /mu/, who had just beaten them in the Babby knockouts. No one could have known what was about to happen in one of the craziest group stages ever. At first though, it seemed that /ck/ had returned to their bumbling 2017 self as /r9k/ ran up the score on them, leading 4-0 at the half. Even after /ck/ pulled one back through Pink Himalayan Salt they instantly replied for the 5pa1n in the 54th minute. What followed can only be described as a miracle and one of the greatest comebacks in 4cc history. Refusing to go down, /ck/ rallied and by the 80th minute /ck/ had drawn 5-5 with goals from /ck/ Challenge, Perfect Coffee, Gordon Ramsay and Fast Food Autism. But it all seemed for naught as /r9k/ struck a dagger in injury time to make it 6-5. However, the ro/ck/stars rallied for one last attack, and a Perfect Coffee strike from just outside the box, leveling the score at 6-6. There was no time to breathe though as a rematch with /mu/ saw back and forth action with /ck/ scoring 4 more goals with braces from Fast Food Autism and The Surly King of The Eggfort. Sadly, /mu/ broke /ck/'s heart once again with a late equalizer to make it 4-4. The match got an homage in form of this drawing. /ck/ needed to win their next match against /gd/ to advance to RO16. With 4-goal haul from Perfect Coffee, including two direct FKs, and a Fast Food Autism Goal, /ck/ secured a much-needed win, taking a 5-2 victory and qualifying to the Elite Knockout stage for the first time since the 2016 Winter Cup. And once again /ck/ got matched up with a familiar foe and the Cup favorite in /u/. However, /ck/ took a 2-goal lead with /ck/ Challenge and Perfect Coffee scoring a goal each. Madokami, /u/'s stellar goalkeeper, denied further goals with an outstanding performance, making innumerable saves. While this allowed /u/ to come back into the game, taking it to ET with 2 goals from Homucifer, the chefs were not deterred and Perfect Coffee struck again in extra time to win it for /ck/. The quarterfinals saw the ro/ck/stars matched up with a /gd/ squad up for vengeance after their beatdown in the group stage, and 3 goals were not enough to see /ck/ advance to the top 4 as they fell 3-5 to eventual cup winners /gd/, carried by 5 goals from Kerning.

2019 Summer Cup

Having made a top 8 finish for the first time in recent history, things were looking good as /ck/ geared up for the 2019 Summer cup. The group draw saw them matched with /toy/ and /y/ and the lesbians of /u/ yet again. Things got off to a poor start with /ck/ falling to promoted /toy/ as a momentary equaliser by Perfect Coffee was not enough to stem the tide in an eventual 3-1 defeat. In their next matchup against /u/ the chefs failed to replicate their recent success over the pure lesbians and struggled to a goalless draw. This left /ck/ with a very minimal shot at the Round of 16 going up against /y/, but nothing would stick and after a 1-1 draw the ro/ck/stars where forced into relegation again.

2019 Autumn Babby Cup

The magic of the hat saw it fit to reunite /ck/ yet again with some of their most recent opponents in /mu/ and /out/, as well as a new matchup against the /his/torians. Bit yet again the /mu/sicians proved to be the perfect foil for /ck/ as they overcame an early Perfect Coffee goal to win 1-3 in the end. /ck/'s fortunes did not improve as their first matchup with /his/ ended in another defeat, this time with a score of 2-3. This left /ck/ with nothing but to fight off being sent to the fetus for the 2nd time in their history. This they at least managed, beating /out/ 3-2 with a Perfect Coffee Brace and a goal from Fast Food Autism. Now /ck/ awaits their next challenge in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup as they seek to overturn their recent run of bad form.

2020 Spring Babby Cup

TBD

2020 Summer Cup

TBD

Rivalries

The Nutrition Derby This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day...

4-1-3

Goal Scorers

Player	Goals
Nachos* **	65*
Perfect Coffee	51
Surly King of the Egg Fort	45
Fast Food Autism	38
Pink Himalayan Salt	34
/ck/ Challenge**	19
Al/ck/oholic	8
Gordon Ramsay	5
Forcaccia**	4
Masaokis**	3
Fridge Ketchup	3
Deenz	3
Alton Brown**	2
'Go 'Za**	2
Cock Sauce	1
Vegan Hate	1
Cock Clam Bukkake**	1
>English """Food"""	1
Irish Stew Autist**	1
Sukiyaki**	1
Tikka Masala**	1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players

Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-up
• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
• 2015 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
• 2023 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
• 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 3rd Place

Individual Honors

• 2011 4chan Summer Cup: Nachos - Golden Boot
• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Alton Brown - 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup All Stars
• 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Cast-Iron Skillet - Golden Glove

Awards

• 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Dressed
• 2015 4chan Winter Cup: Best Dressed

Trivia

• The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
  • /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
  • /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
  • /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
  • /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
  • /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
  • /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
  • /an/ in the 2016 Winter Cup
  • /vg/ in the 2018 Spring Babby Cup
  • /wg/ in the 2020 Spring Babby Cup
  • This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup and /gd/ in the 2019 Winter Cup

• /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.

• So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in five cups (Summer 13, Winter 15, Autumn 16 and Spring 18, Autumn 18).

• /ck/ scored the 2400th official goal of the cup (Nachos in Autumn 14 against /n/) and also "scored" the 5000th official goal (Will I die? own goal against /toy/ in Autumn 16).

• /ck/ holds along with /r9k/ the current record for the highest scoring draw (6-6 in Winter 19)

• Currently the highest amount of goals scored by a player on a single is 4 (Perfect Coffee vs /gd/ during the 2019 Winter Cup, Surly King of the Egg Fort vs /n/ during the 2021 Winter Cup)

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