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'''PES 2018'''
'''PES 2018'''
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'''Piss 2016 winter 2019'''
'''Piss 2016 winter 2019'''

Revision as of 21:57, 19 October 2019

We like to play with fire and knives and dead things
Ck logo.png
/ck/ - Food and Cooking
Founded August, 2011
IRL manager Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY
Team colors
HEX color FFCC00
Ranking 27 (decrease 18)
Highest rank 2 (January, 2012)
Lowest rank 52 (October, 2017)
Top scorer Nachos (62 + unknown # of goals scored in 2011 Summer Cup)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Perfect Coffee
Website /ck/ - Food and Cooking
Nickname ro/ck/stars
Home ground Benuldy's Pub
Historic performance
46 14 49 109 42.2%
213 218 -5
Biggest win
/ck/ Ck icon.png 6–1 A icon.png /a/
October 25, 2014
Biggest defeat
/hm/ Hm icon.png 7–2 Ck icon.png /ck/
February 17, 2013
First match
/ck/ Ck icon.png 1–0 Soc icon.png /soc/
August 6, 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 9 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 2nd, 2011 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 7th, 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Iron Chef Theme

Goal horn Fanfare Ciocarlia - Moliendo Cafe
Home kit Ckhome-2016sc.png
Away kit Ckaway-2016sc.png
Third kit Ckthird-2016sc.png

/ck/ is a team steeped in the boiling waters of tradition, delivering tasty results with every win. The team is built on their ability to pasta ball and serve up tasteful shots into the back of the net. Using their classic Fire, Knives, and Dead Things strategy, /ck/'s frontline has become legendary for their ability to work together in an aromatic medley of offensive pressure, and a defense able to put a lid on several of the toughest teams in the 4chan Cup. So grab a seat, either in the booth or at the bar, and put your napkins on your lap, because if /ck/ is playing, you're in for a culinary experience!


Main article: /ck/ Roster.
No. Position Player
Cast-Iron Skillet
Constipated Colon
Vegan Hate
Do Americans really do this?
>Beans In Chili
Cock Clam Bukkake
/ck/ challenge
Surly King of the Egg Fort
Fastfood Autism
Perfect Coffee Captain
No. Position Player
Molly vs Claire
Will I Die???
Sweet Sundae Ramen
Hoppy Hipster Piss
>English '''''Food'''''
Dodgy Streetfood
Cringy Foodtubers
Pink Himalayan Salt
Gordon Ramsay
'Go 'Za
Fridge Ketchup


PES 2018

root vegetable soup and Kale smoothie

garnish autumn 2019

check out these 23 crazy summer cocktails!

Piss 2016 winter 2019

winter 2019

aesthetics soon

PES 2017

it's Kale Season baby
Latte Art of falling leaves

Lattte Macchiato with Mothers Milk

actual real aesthetics we goodlooking now

Autumn 2016

Pumpkin Spiced Latte 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/file/ce7jya5uudareow/TEXPORT00000011
Aesthetics: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fcjktbtq5sd7f23/The_Garnish.zip

Special Goalhorns/Closing Anthem

Special Closing Anthem: if /ck/ wins by a clean sheet (no goals received) and Cast-Iron Skillet is the GK [1]


Home kits. Outfielder then GK respectively

The home kit for /ck/ by Omaar (revised by Vaughan) The home GK kit for /ck/ by Omaar (revised by AntacidCanada

Away kits.

The away kit for /ck/ by Omaar (revised by AntacidCanada The GK away kit for /ck/ by AntacidCanada



Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August, 2011 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W ???
August, 2011 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 5-2 W ???
August, 2011 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 W ???
August, 2011 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 3-3
(7-6) W
August, 2011 A icon.png /a/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 1-0 L
August, 2011 A icon.png /a/ 2011 4chan Summer Cup 3-0 L


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 5, 2012 O icon.png /o/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 W NachosGoal 15'61'90+1'
ForcacciaGoal 57'
January 6, 2012 G icon.png /g/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 1-0 W NachosGoal 71'
January 7, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 L
January 8, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 2-2
(4-2) W
ForcacciaGoal 16'
Tikka MasalaGoal 39'
January 8, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 3-2 W ForcacciaGoal 30'75'
SukiyakiGoal 79'
January 8, 2012 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2012 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 L
February 25, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-3 D ???
March 3, 2012 B icon.png /b/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 L ???
April 14, 2012 3 icon.png /3/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 L
April 21, 2012 N icon.png /n/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-1 L MasaokisGoal 6'
June 9, 2012 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-3 D NachosGoal 18'
MasaokisGoal 63'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 82'
July 13, 2012 Jp icon.png /jp/ Group Stage SC2012 3-3 D MasaokisGoal 26'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 42'48'
July 14, 2012 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage SC2012 3-2 W NachosGoal 6'61'88'
July 15, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ Group Stage SC2012 4-1 L NachosGoal 67'
August 19, 2012 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W NachosGoal 23'39'87'
September 15, 2012 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 4-0 W NachosGoal 8'65'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 82'90+2'
September 22, 2012 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 L MasaokisGoal 23'
December 22, 2012 B icon.png /b/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 3-3 D Fridge KetchupGoal 12'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 55'
NachosGoal 85'


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 9, 2013 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage WC2013 3-0 L
February 15, 2013 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage WC2013 4-1 L NachosGoal 22' (pen)
February 17, 2013 Hm icon.png /hm/ Group Stage WC2013 7-2 L NachosGoal 18'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 68'
April 6, 2013 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 4-1 W Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 25'38'69'
NachosGoal 60'
April 13, 2013 V icon.png /v/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 3-0 W Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 12'19'
NachosGoal 57'
May 3, 2013 F icon.png /f/ Group Stage SBC2013 3-2 W Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 11'
NachosGoal 23'74'
May 5, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ Group Stage SBC2013 1-0 L
May 11, 2013 Lit icon.png /lit/ Group Stage SBC2013 1-1 D NachosGoal 85'
May 18, 2013 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ Round of 16 SBC2013 2-0 W NachosGoal 58'89'
May 19, 2013 X icon.png /x/ Quarter Finals SBC2013 3-1 L Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 60'
July 13, 2013 X icon.png /x/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-1 L NachosGoal 22' (pen)
July 20, 2013 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 4-1 L NachosGoal 68'
August 17, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ Group Stage SC2013 2-0 W NachosGoal 60'90+1'
August 23, 2013 Sci icon.png /sci/ Group Stage SC2013 5-1 W NachosGoal 15'90'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 19'34'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 54'
August 25, 2013 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage SC2013 3-0 L
August 31, 2013 Trv icon.png /trv/ Round of 16 SC2013 4-0 L
September 22, 2013 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 W NachosGoal 25'89'
October 5, 2013 O icon.png /o/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-1 L Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 19'


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 11, 2014 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 3-3 D Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 43'80'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 45'
January 12, 2014 Fit icon.png /fit/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 2-1 W NachosGoal 45+'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 89'
February 15, 2014 Wg icon.png /wg/ Group Stage WC2014 3-4 L Nachos Goal 28'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 58'
Perfect Coffee Goal 80'
February 21, 2014 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group Stage WC2014 3-1 W Nachos Goal 45+'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 59'
Perfect Coffee Goal 78'
February 23, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ Group Stage WC2014 2-2 D Perfect Coffee Goal 50'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 64'
April 5, 2014 D icon.png /d/ Group Stage SBC2014 1-1 D Nachos Goal 51'
April 11, 2014 Tg icon.png /tg/ Group Stage SBC2014 2-1 W Perfect Coffee Goal 32'
Nachos Goal 50'
April 13, 2014 Int icon.png /int/ Group Stage SBC2014 4-1 W Nachos Goal 5'20'45+'
Perfect Coffee Goal 16'
April 20, 2014 Fit icon.png /fit/ Group Stage SBC2014 2-1 W Nachos Goal 15'50'
April 26, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ Round of 16 SBC2014 0-3 L
June 1, 2014 Diy icon.png /diy/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Nachos Goal 4'
Perfect Coffee Goal 26'
June 7, 2014 C icon.png /c/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-0 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 14'
Nachos Goal 68'
July 18, 2014 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage SC2014 0-2 L
July 20, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ Group Stage SC2014 1-0 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 44'
July 26, 2014 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage SC2014 0-1 L
October 18, 2014 N icon.png /n/ Group Stage ABC2014 1-1 D Nachos Goal 13'
October 19, 2014 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage ABC2014 2-1 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 59'
Nachos Goal 84'
October 25, 2014 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage ABC2014 6-1 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 6'65'
Nachos Goal 29'79'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 23'40'
November 2, 2014 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage ABC2014 4-1 L Irish Stew Autist Goal 73'
November 8, 2014 Vp icon.png /vp/ Round of 16 ABC2014 2-1 L Perfect Coffee Goal 14'


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 13, 2015 Po icon.png /po/ Group Stage WC2015 3-0 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 20'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 69'
Alton Brown Goal 72'
February 15, 2015 B icon.png /b/ Group Stage WC2015 2-1 W NachosGoal 70' (pen)90+'
February 21, 2015 Hr icon.png /hr/ Group Stage WC2015 2-4 L Nachos Goal 8'
Bully My Dick Scored 67'
February 28, 2015 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Round of 16 WC2015 3-2 (AET) W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 25'
Nachos Goal 72'
Sriracha Goal 105+'
March 1, 2015 S icon.png /s/ Quarter Finals WC2015 2-1 W Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 54'
Alton Brown Goal 69'
March 1, 2014 H icon.png /h/ Semi Finals WC2015 0-1 L
March 1, 2015 Lit icon.png /lit/ Third Place Match WC2015 4-1 W Gordon Ramsay Goal 12'
Nachos Goal 18'
Perfect CoffeeGoal 66'90+'
August 1, 2015 M icon.png /m/ Group Stage SC2015 3-1 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 30'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 37'
NachosGoal 59'
August 7, 2015 Hr icon.png /hr/ Group Stage SC2015 3-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 14'
NachosGoal 72'82'
August 9, 2015 Cm icon.png /cm/ Group Stage SC2015 0-3 L
August 15, 2015 B icon.png /b/ Round of 16 SC2015 4-3 L Nachos Goal 3'69'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 35'


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 20, 2016 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage WC2016 3-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 19'52'
Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 64'
February 26, 2016 B icon.png /b/ Group Stage WC2016 3-2 W Nachos Goal 31'
Pink Himalayan SaltGoal 35'56'
February 28, 2016 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage WC2016 2-1 L Nachos Goal 59'
March 5, 2016 An icon.png /an/ Round of 16 WC2016 4-3 L Cock Sauce Goal 29'
Nachos Goal 75'89'
August 5, 2016 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage SC2016 2-4 L Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 40'
Nachos Goal 90+4'
August 7, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ Group Stage SC2016 2-3 L Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 11'
Nachos Goal 74'
August 12, 2016 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage SC2016 1-2 L Nachos Goal 5'
October 29, 2016 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage ABC2016 2-3 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 15'
'Go 'Za Goal 77'
November 4, 2016 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group Stage ABC2016 0-1 L
November 6, 2016 I icon.png /i/ Group Stage ABC2016 5-0 W Fast Food Autism Goal 25'53'90+5'
Gordon Ramsay Goal 28'
PHS Goal 90+2'


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
May 12, 2017 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage SBC2017 2-1 L Fast Food Autism Goal 74'
May 14, 2017 Co icon.png /co/ Group Stage SBC2017 1-2 L British "Food" Goal 86'
May 20, 2017 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage SBC2017 3-1 L 'Go 'Za Goal 59'
October 13, 2017 Fa icon.png /fa/ Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers 3-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 21'53'81'
October 14, 2017 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers 0-4 L
October 15, 2017 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Group Stage ABC2017 Qualifiers 2-3 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 19'
Perfect Coffee Goal 64'
October 27, 2017 Fit icon.png /fit/ Group Stage ABC2017 1-6 L Fast Food Autism Goal 37'
October 29, 2017 P icon.png /p/ Group Stage ABC2017 1-2 L Perfect Coffee Goal 51'
November 4, 2017 O icon.png /o/ Group Stage ABC2017 0-5 L


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
May 5, 2018 O icon.png /o/ Group Stage SBC2018 3-1 W Perfect Coffee Goal 7'80'
Fridge Ketchup Goal 73'
May 6, 2018 Bant icon.png /bant/ Group Stage SBC2018 4-0 W /ck/ Challenge Goal 27'83'
Perfect Coffee Goal 31'79'
May 18, 2018 Po icon.png /po/ Group Stage SBC2018 4-0 W /Egg Fort Goal 8'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 21'86'
Perfect Coffee Goal 73'
May 20, 2018 G icon.png /g/ Group Stage SBC2018 1-2 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 21'
May 26, 2018 Sp icon.png /sp/ Round of 16 SBC2018 2-1 W Fast Food Autism Goal 27'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 67'
May 27, 2018 Vg icon.png /vg/ Quarterfinals SBC2018 2-3 L Perfect Coffee Goal 50'
Fridge Ketchup Goal 58'
July 27, 2018 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage SC2018 3-2 W Egg Fort Goal 41'
Perfect Coffee Goal 51'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 59'
July 29, 2018 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage SC2018 2-3 L /ck/ Challenge Goal 76'
Fast Food Autism Goal 77'
August 4, 2018 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group Stage SC2018 0-3 L
October 27, 2018 Out icon.png /out/ Group Stage ABC2018 3-3 D Fast Food Autism Goal 31'
Perfect Coffee Goal 45+1'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 55'
November 2, 2018 Tv icon.png /tv/ Group Stage ABC2018 0-1 L
November 4, 2018 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ Group Stage ABC2018 4-0 W Fast Food Autism Goal 39'67'84'
Perfect Coffee Goal 90+6'
November 10, 2018 Mu icon.png /mu/ Round of 16 ABC2018 1-1
(6-5) L
Perfect Coffee Goal 90+1'


Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
February 16, 2019 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage WC2019 6-6 D Pink Himalayan Salt Goal 52'
/ck/ Challenge Goal 58'
Perfect Coffee Goal 66'90+4'
Gordon Ramsay Goal 77'
Fast Food Autism Goal 80'
February 22, 2019 Mu icon.png /mu/ Group Stage WC2019 4-4 D Fast Food Autism Goal 45+2'73'
Egg Fort Goal 63'83'
February 24, 2019 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group Stage WC2019 5-2 W Perfect Coffee Goal 4'26'70'89'
Fast Food Autism Goal 57'
March 2, 2019 U icon.png /u/ Round of 16 WC2019 3-2 W /ck/ challenge Goal 5'
Perfect Coffee Goal 56'100'
March 3, 2019 Gd icon.png /gd/ Quarterfinals WC2019 3-5 L Perfect CoffeeGoal 55'69'
Egg Fort Goal 90+2'
July 19, 2019 Toy icon.png /toy/ Group Stage SC2019 1-3 L Perfect CoffeeGoal 62'
July 21, 2019 U icon.png /u/ Group Stage SC2019 0-0 D
July 27, 2019 Y icon.png /y/ Group Stage SC2019 1-1 D Surly King of the Egg FortGoal 15'

Team History

For earlier history: /ck/ History

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup

/ck/ were drawn into Group D with /r9k/, /u/ and /co/ in what looked to be the most anticipated group of the cup. The team hoped to continue the momentum of last cup's rout over /i/, but forgot that /i/ were now Fetus-bound. /u/ were first to put the knife to /ck/. Though Fast Food Autism gave /ck/ a lifeline with a 74th minute equalizer, Homucifer's quick response sent /ck/ crashing back to Earth. An early goal by Doom in the /cock/ derby looked to seal /ck/'s fate within the first weekend, until the completely unknown >British """food""" scored from nowhere with just four minutes remaining. Unfortunately, /co/ had been blessed with RNGesus's Fetus boost and Hope Corgi decided that all would be well for them. His injury time matchwinner not only confirmed /ck/'s relegation, but finally promoted /co/.

/ck/ had only one goal in mind going into their final match with /r9k/: Avoid the Fetus. /r9k/ scored early and all looked bleak for /ck/. Things just got worse when one of the /r9k/ players dropped a pocketful of spaghetti in the penalty box just prior to another attack. Both Cast Iron Skillet and Shitty Roommate were caught in two minds: Get the spaghetti and clear the ball. Both ended up deciding to clear the ball, and as such, Shitty Roommate kicked the ball into Cast Iron Skillet's face, they both slipped on the spaghetti, and /r9k/ tapped the loose ball into the empty net.

Well, at least things couldn't get worse, right?

'Go 'Za managed to put the ball into the net early in the second half to give /ck/ a glimmer of hope. With time running out, /r9k/ went on another attack. Vertical Recipe managed to intercept a pass to Elliot Rodger and decided to play it safe by passing it back to Cast Iron Skillet. Sadly, he hadn't cleaned the spaghetti sauce off of his boots at halftime, so as he tried to control the ball, he slipped on the smear and could only watch as the ball rolled into the empty net. The goal cemented /ck/'s place in the upcoming Fetus cup, and also cemented their second "Biggest spaghetti moment" award.

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/ck/ had to go through the qualifiers this time around, and got their first (and only) win of 2017 against /fa/. Following that, the team would get blown out by /a/ in a 4-0 loss, and narrowly lost 3-2 against /wsg/ afterwards. Fortunately for them, 3 points were enough to qualify for the Babby Cup. In the actual cup, /ck/ was drawn against rivals /fit/, /p/, and /o/. Once again, /ck/'s performance was disastrous. With two blowout losses, and a close 2-1 defeat to /p/, /ck/ earned the wooden spoon of the tournament. With 1 win in 9 matches this year, the ro/ck/stars had to make some massive improvements for 2018.

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

After a few team revivals and autopilots, this cup was set up as a Megababby, which allowed /ck/ to avoid playing in the qualifiers and participate as the lowest pot 4 team. The ro/ck/stars were drawn in Group E along with /g/, /o/, /po/ and /bant/. After a disastrous year, people's expectations on /ck/ were minimal. However, a 3-1 win against /o/ and a 4-0 blowout against /bant/ during the first weekend caught everyone by surprise. Then, another 4-0 win, this time against /po/, secured /ck/'s spot in the next elite cup and resparked the light of both fans and followers around. Despite losing their last group stage match 1-2 against /g/ and missing the Mustard Race, /ck/ topped their group for the first time since Summer 15. /sp/ was drawn as /ck/'s opponent for the RO16 game and after tense game, /ck/ emerged victorious with a 2-1 result. This meant their first knockout win in more than 3 years (the previous KO win was against /lit/ in Winter 15). However, the next day the run ended after the entire team choked on the pre-game catering and the few survivors lost 3-2 against /vg/. Despite this, with their best result in three years, /ck/ are ready to take whatever challenge awaits them in Summer 18.


Fit logo.png
The Nutrition Derby

This cup rivalry began all the way back to the double elimination days of the cup. /ck/ sent /fit/ to the Losers' bracket in the first 4chan cup, and eliminated them in the 2012 Winter Cup. It was not until the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies that /fit/ got their first win ever against /ck/. From then on, the rivalry remained dormant until 2014, where /ck/ defeated /fit/ twice. In the last time they faced each other, /ck/'s win left the /fit/izens very frustrated, as /fit/ had 4 (four) times the shots that /ck/ had, and still lost 2-1. However /fit/ got their revenge in the 2016 Summer Cup with a 3-2 victory, which included two goals from /fit/ after 85'. They faced once again in the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, let's just say the kitchen caught on fire that day...


Goal Scorers

Player Goals
Nachos** 62*
Perfect Coffee 39
Pink Himalayan Salt 35
/ck/ Challenge 19
Fast Food Autism 15
Surly King of the Egg Fort 5
Masaokis** 4
Forcaccia** 4
Fridge Ketchup 3
Alton Brown** 2
Gordon Ramsay 2
Cock Sauce 2
Irish Stew Autist** 1
Sukiyaki** 1
Tikka Masala** 1

(*)Nachos obtained the golden boot in the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, however, since all the records of the cup are lost, there is no way to know how many goals he scored in that competition
(**)Retired players


Individual Honors



  • The /ck/ curse: If you beat /ck/ in a knockout round match, you lose the next match. The curse began at the 2012 Winter Cup, here are the victims of said curse:
    • /sp/ twice in the 2012 Winter Cup
    • /x/ in the 2013 Spring Babby Cup
    • /trv/ in the 2013 Summer Cup
    • /vg/ in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup
    • /vp/ in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup
    • /h/ in the 2015 Winter Cup
    • /an/ in the 2016 Winter Cup
    • /vg/ in the 2018 Spring Babby Cup
    • This curse was broken by /b/ in the 2015 Summer Cup and /gd/ in the 2019 Winter Cup
  • /ck/ was the only team to play /trv/ and not be defeated when they won the 2014 Winter cup.
  • So far, /ck/ is the only team that has a special anthem for a goalkeeper that has been played in five cups (Summer 13, Winter 15, Autumn 16 and Spring 18, Autumn 18).
  • /ck/ has never lost a penalty shootout (7-6 against /sp/ in Summer 11 and 4-2 against /tg/ in Winter 12).
  • /ck/ scored the 2400th official goal of the cup (Nachos in Autumn 14 against /n/) and also "scored" the 5000th official goal (Will I die? own goal against /toy/ in Autumn 16).
  • /ck/ holds along with /r9k/ the current record for the highest scoring draw (6-6 in Winter 19)