/eb/
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This Team Stinks.
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/eb/ - Earthbound
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Founded
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August 27, 1994
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Manager
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Satoru Iwata
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Owner
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Shigesato Itoi
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IRL manager
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QD !!ztCBdAQrY7S
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Team colors
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Extra team colors
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Chat color
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7979F1 Blue Blue
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Top scorer
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SMAAAASH!! (3)
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Top assister
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()
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Captain
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SMAAAASH!!
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Website
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/eb/ - Earthbound
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Nickname
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Mother 2
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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1
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0
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2
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3
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33.33%
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Team music
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Kits
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Earthbound is my favorite game of all time, so I made a team for it. No crying until the end.
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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You Cannot Grasp the True Form of Giygas' Goalkeeping
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2
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Why Don't You Take a Break?
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3
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New Age Retro Hippie
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4
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A Whiff of Pussy
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5
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A FUCKING BEE
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6
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Tony is Gay
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7
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POO IN MU
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8
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Bottle Rockets LMAO
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9
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Pray to Win
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10
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Fuzzy Pickles
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11
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SMAAAASH!!
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No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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What an All-Mighty Idiot!
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13
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Literally Three Minutes
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14
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The Third Strongest
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15
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Blue Klux Klan
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16
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Dungeon Man
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17
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Father of the Decade
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18
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Hello! And... Good-Bye!
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19
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Unassuming Local Pedophile
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20
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Everdred is Everdead
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21
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Useless Bicycle
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22
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THAT TREE'S GONNA BLOW
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23
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GIVE ME THE SWORD YOU GOLD-PLATED SHIT
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Sacked Players
No.
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Position
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Player
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"""Magic""" Cake
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Drunk on Coffee
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Downloads
Tactical Export (AGL4)
Aesthetics Export (AGL4)
Music Export (AGL4)
Match History
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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July 7, 2018
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/cbg/
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/ag/ League 3
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2–6 W
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SMAAAASH!! 22', 40', 70', Drunk On Coffee 58', Father of the Decade 65', POO IN MU 90+5'
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July 13, 2018
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/dg/
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/ag/ League 3
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3–2 L
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Fuzzy Pickles 81', 89'
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July 14, 2018
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/mgr/
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/ag/ League 3
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1–4 L
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Bottle Rockets LMAO 45+2'
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August 31, 2019
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/fallout/
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/ag/ League 4
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/dg/
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/ag/ League 4
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/rgg/
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/ag/ League 4
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