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|nickname= Formerly /svgg/ | |nickname= Formerly /svgg/ | ||
|date= May 5th, 2017 | |date= May 5th, 2017 | ||
|manager= | |manager= Kovarex | ||
|owner= | |owner= Wube Software Ltd. | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!jPvacTJAMhh}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!jPvacTJAMhh}} | ||
|color1= c11200 | |color1= c11200 | ||
|color2= 414141 | |color2= 414141 | ||
|bgcolor= 414141 | |bgcolor= 414141 | ||
|txtcolor= c11200 | |txtcolor= c11200 | ||
|ranking= | |ranking= 51 <small>({{decrease|6}})</small> | ||
|high_ranking= 10th | |high_ranking= 10th | ||
|high_date= June | |high_date= June 13th, 2021 | ||
|low_ranking= | |low_ranking= 51st | ||
|low_date= | |low_date= December 18th, 2022 | ||
|scorer= CLANG | |scorer= CLANG | ||
|goals= | |goals= 37 | ||
|assister= | |assister= CLANG | ||
|assists= | |assists= 21 | ||
|captain= Eggman | |captain= Eggman | ||
|w= | |w= 17 | ||
|d= | |d= 7 | ||
|l= | |l= 18 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 83 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 85 | ||
|win_home= egg | |win_home= egg | ||
|win_away= | |win_away= gbfg | ||
|win_score_home= 5 | |win_score_home= 5 | ||
|win_score_away= 0 | |win_score_away= 0 | ||
|win_date= June | |win_date= June 4th, 2021<br>(prev. <strong>5-0</strong> {{team away|feg}}, 2019/06/05) | ||
|lose_home= egg | |lose_home= egg | ||
|lose_away= | |lose_away= @ | ||
|lose_score_home= 1 | |lose_score_home= 1 | ||
|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away= 7 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date= December 9th, 2022 | ||
|first_home= egg | |first_home= egg | ||
|first_away= pg | |first_away= pg | ||
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|first_score_away= 1 | |first_score_away= 1 | ||
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | |first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | ||
|vgl_appearances= | |vgl_appearances= 11 | ||
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | |first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | ||
|best_vgl_result= 7th | |best_vgl_result= 7th | ||
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]] | |best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]], [[/vg/ League 14]] | ||
|hex= C11200 | |hex= C11200 | ||
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! | |color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! | ||
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|altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N. | |altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N. | ||
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | |altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | ||
|altanthem2= | |altanthem2= | ||
|altanthem2_title= | |altanthem2_title= | ||
|altanthem2_what= | |altanthem2_what= | ||
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4 | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4 | ||
|gh_title= Dinosauroid | |gh_title= Dinosauroid | ||
|althorn1= | |althorn1= | ||
|altgh1_title= | |altgh1_title= | ||
|altgh1_what | |altgh1_what= | ||
}} | }} | ||
We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br> | We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br> | ||
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context. | Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context. | ||
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<br> | <br> | ||
==History== | ==<div style="display:inline-block;background:#dd1c05;color:#414141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0 0 0 8px;width:calc(90%);border-top-left-radius:12px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1em"><strong> History</strong></span></div>== | ||
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>==== | |||
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br> | |||
== | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse</span></div>==== | ||
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br> | |||
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>==== | |||
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br> | |||
Note from the caretaker: | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>==== | ||
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for | <strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br><strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br> | ||
I'd try them myself but trusting an """AI""" | |||
==Info== | |||
<span style="text-decoration: line-through"> | |||
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell. | |||
<br> | |||
Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread). | |||
<br> | |||
I'd try them myself but {{greentext|implying I play PES}}, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme | |||
<br> | |||
</span> | |||
<br> | |||
We management now. | |||
<br> | |||
<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | |||
<br><br> | |||
<strong>Current latest POI (as of VGL 19) [https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/402405073/#403166556 here] | |||
<br> | |||
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | |||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
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{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Gas The Marek}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Physician}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=19 |pos=LMF |name=Chaos Engine}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name=Thomasformer}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq gold player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=Mechanically Engineered Autism}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=CF |name=CLANG {{vice-captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=John Madden}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Nick "Unification" Smart}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=LMF |name=Turrents}} | ||
{{sq player |no= | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=RMF |name=DAKKA}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
===Meet The Starters=== | |||
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="C11200"| <strong>Eggman</strong><br>''Sonic The Hedgehog franchise'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#1 (Captain)<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
''"I've come to make an announcement:''<br> | |||
''Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife.''<br> | |||
''That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking''<br> | |||
''wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".''<br> | |||
''So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got''<br> | |||
''a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what?''<br> | |||
''Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows,''<br> | |||
''look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what?''<br> | |||
''I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS.''<br> | |||
''Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON.''<br> | |||
''HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!''<br> | |||
''You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth,''<br> | |||
''now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too."'' | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggMan.png|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="e0c068"| <strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br>''Most /egg/s'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#21<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
It may look like incomprehensible spaghetti to you<br> | |||
(...and its creator) but it runs at 100% efficiency<br> | |||
and any changes you make will probably make it<br> | |||
stop working so, please, don't touch it. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggAuts.gif|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;color:#c11200" bgcolor="000000"| <strong>CLANG</strong><br>''H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#23<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
You are building your ship, when you hear<br> | |||
the distant sound of metal on metal.<br><br> | |||
As the sound creeps closer, you cry,<br> | |||
for you know what will come.<br><br> | |||
All you can do is pray<br> | |||
that he does not take you. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggCLANG.gif|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="d7dee5"| <strong>Chaos Engine</strong><br>''Besiege'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#19<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The nearest thing to {{greentext|harnessing CLANG}} that's<br> | |||
ever existed. A highly unsafe device born during the<br> | |||
height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, it<br> | |||
consists of a flaming ball attached to multiple sawblades.<br><br> | |||
This baby can produce enough torque<br> | |||
to tear apart any vehicle. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggChaos.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="d7dee5"| <strong>Thomasformer</strong><br>''Machinecraft'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#20<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
All the way from the Isle of Sodor,<br> | |||
the brainchild of a madman and a<br> | |||
bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys,<br> | |||
give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING<br> | |||
THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggThom.gif|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>The Chad Stormworks Player</strong><br>''Stormworks'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#5<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Look at this motherfucker.<br> | |||
He can make a plane with less material than<br> | |||
the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes<br> | |||
off with the acceleration of a rocket booster.<br><br> | |||
Suck it Elon you Apartheid faggot THIS<br> | |||
guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he<br> | |||
won't even be using a fucking spacesuit | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggChad.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>{{greentext|Physician}}</strong><br>''Robocraft'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#6<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
''"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths''<br> | |||
''to play this shit, I'm not a fucking <strong>physician</strong>,''<br> | |||
''I just want to fucking play lego robots.''<br><br> | |||
''Fuck off with your boring school crap."''<br><br> | |||
- [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014] | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggDumb.png|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman</strong><br>''Kerbal Space Program'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#10<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The madman of Kerbin himself.<br><br> | |||
On loan from {{team away|kspg}} while they decide if<br> | |||
they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of<br> | |||
fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most<br> | |||
KSP players he's dead by their third mission. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggJeb.png|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>SPIDERTRON</strong><br>''Factorio'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#11<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
God damn look at those legs | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSpidertron.gif|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>FAILURE</strong><br>''Infinifactory'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#12<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The remains of some poor schmuck<br> | |||
who was unwittingly placed in a position<br> | |||
they were clearly not qualified for. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggDead.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons</strong><br>''Space Engineers'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#22<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Shaking hands with danger to achieve<br> | |||
strange goals during the construction of<br> | |||
mining vehicles. Combinations of moving<br> | |||
parts that are questionably safe at best<br> | |||
and deadly at worst. | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggLand.png|256px]] | |||
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<br> | |||
===Meet The Benchwarmers=== | |||
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes. | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME</strong><br>''Steam Early Access'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#2<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Alright, so you're making a game.<br> | |||
You've got the physics down. The blocks, items<br> | |||
and player models are all up and running. You think<br> | |||
the multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it<br> | |||
on the store to let people have an early look<br> | |||
at your dream child.<br><br> | |||
...content?<br> | |||
What the fuck is 'content'? | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSand.png|256px]] | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Gas The Marek</strong><br>''Keen Code House'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#3<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The smug-faced bastard at the root of all<br> | |||
(most of?) the stupid decisions behind the<br> | |||
clunky mess that is Space Engineers, and other<br> | |||
failed experiments like Medieval Engineers<br> | |||
and Keen's AI bullshit. Development? Nah,<br> | |||
spend the budget on a fucking mansion.<br><br> | |||
Either a bumbling idiot or a genius exit scammer. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggMarek.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>aeiou</strong><br>''aeiou?'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#4<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="width:150px;padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
aeiou! | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:Eggaeiou.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Square-chan</strong><br>''Robocraft'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#7<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Formerly known as Robokek, it was<br> | |||
decided that the poster girl for meta-<br> | |||
shitpost-shipbuilding should be named<br> | |||
for herself rather than the long-dead<br> | |||
game she originally represented.<br><br> | |||
Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous<br> | |||
creation before Thomasformer<br> | |||
(yes, the madman made both). | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSqua.gif|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}</strong><br>''Highly subjective'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#8<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's<br> | |||
more of an afterthought when you're<br> | |||
going for efficiency. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggStruct.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>John Madden</strong><br>''John Madden Football (video game series)'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#nine nine nine, nine n<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Football! | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggJohn.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>BLUE, HURT</strong><br>''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E An insane Finnish man]'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#13<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
It's a robot that uses artificial<br> | |||
neurons to simulate pain.<br><br> | |||
Of course it was made by a Finn. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggBlue.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Nick "Unification" Smart</strong><br>''From The Depths'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#14<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Clearly, the best way to improve a game is<br> | |||
to remove mechanics by mashing them together<br> | |||
into something easier for the plebs to comprehend.<br><br> | |||
What a smart dev. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggNick.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Godforsaken Astronaut</strong><br>''[https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ Randy Regier]'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#15<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
A representative for all the poor<br> | |||
bastards lost to unscheduled<br> | |||
re-entries and the void of space. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggGodf.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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<div style="display:inline-block;margin-right:22px"> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Anataeus Vaya</strong><br>''Opus Magnum'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#16<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make<br> | |||
compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him<br> | |||
and let him continue with his work. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggVaya.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Turrents</strong><br>''Factorio'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#17<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism.<br> | |||
Remember to keep the ammo topped up!<br><br> | |||
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggTurr.gif|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>DAKKA</strong><br>''WAAAGH'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#Ayteen<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, <br> | |||
and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em.<br> | |||
EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggDAKKA.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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<br> | |||
===Meet The Rejects=== | |||
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br> | |||
<div class="mw-collapsible" style="width:100%;border-style:solid;border-width:0 0 1px 0;border-color:#c11200"><br> <!-- mw-collapsed --> | |||
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<div style="display:inline-block;margin-right:22px;height:387px"> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>RIP SERB</strong><br>''Space Engineers'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-7st<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The utterance of every player when<br> | |||
a server finally decides it can't handle<br> | |||
the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming<br> | |||
monstrosities are being built within its confines.<br><br> | |||
Survived the last roster poll for a fleeting<br> | |||
second, until we were reminded that Eggman is<br> | |||
always on the team so we'd miscounted the slots.<br> | |||
Subsequently, the Omnissiah said "lolno" and<br> | |||
pushed him off the bottom of the list. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSerb.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>SHINY AND CHROME</strong><br>''WITNESS MEEEE'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-6rd<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The warcry of all those who wish<br> | |||
to be WITNESSED as their mortal<br> | |||
bodies succumb to the forces of<br> | |||
high-speed shenanigans. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggShiny.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
<div style="display:inline-block;margin-right:22px;height:387px"> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>M1 Bradley</strong><br>''Pentagon Wars'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-5st<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The unfortunate bastard child of higher-ups<br> | |||
meddling with the design of what was ostensibly<br> | |||
a troop carrier - now an amphibious masterpiece<br> | |||
of an over 10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry<br> | |||
weapon portholes, an AA cannon, anti-tank<br> | |||
missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade<br> | |||
of development... and no room for carrying troops.<br><br> | |||
At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton.<br> | |||
He's a bit of a fibber. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggBrad.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
<div style="display:inline-block;margin-right:22px;height:387px"> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>Satisfactory</strong><br>''...Satisfactory'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-4rd<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Voted in as /egg/ enough for a new<br> | |||
player yet voted out in the final<br> | |||
poll for not being good enough.<br> | |||
Kind of like the game, really. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSatis.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>Lemonhulk</strong><br>''Space Engineers'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-3st<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
"Space hulk". A term describing a vast, asymmetrical<br> | |||
spaceship created from the remains of smaller, derelict<br> | |||
ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another.<br> | |||
Ugly, yet strangely beautiful.<br> | |||
Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew<br> | |||
the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in<br> | |||
raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some<br> | |||
public server they descended on to colonise for their own.<br> | |||
The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era<br> | |||
before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint<br> | |||
for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure<br> | |||
was never able to be truly represented on the pitch.<br><br> | |||
Rest In Peace, Space Princess. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggHulk.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
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{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>KEEEEEEEEN</strong><br>''Keen Code House'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-2st<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
The exasperated call of an engie suffering<br> | |||
from the shitty Keencode in a game that<br> | |||
could have been so much more. For correct<br> | |||
enunciation, think [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54 Kirk]. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggKeen.png|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
<div style="display:inline-block;margin-right:22px;height:387px"> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>BLANEDS</strong><br>''Space Engineers'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>-1rdn't<strong> | |||
|- | |||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Planets got added after years of delays,<br> | |||
and they were as mediocre as people should<br> | |||
have expected. Got the least votes by far in<br> | |||
popularity polls. Shit mechanic, dead meme. | |||
|- | |||
| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggBlan.gif|256px]] | |||
|} | |||
</div> | |||
</div> | |||
</div> | |||
<br> | |||
====Gallery==== | |||
<strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br> | |||
== Match History == | == Match History == | ||
All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]. | |||
=== Official Matches === | === Official Matches === | ||
{| class="wikitable" width= | {| class="wikitable" width=75% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Scorers | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| June 2nd | | style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 8<br>Qualifiers B]] | ||
| 2017, June 2nd | |||
| {{team away|pg}} | | {{team away|pg}} | ||
| align=center| 0 - 1 | | align=center| 0 - 1 | ||
|<small>John Madden {{yel|76}} | |<small></small> | ||
| colspan="2" |<small>John Madden {{yel|76}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| June 3rd | | 2017, June 3rd | ||
| {{team away|agdg}} | | {{team away|agdg}} | ||
| align=center| 1 - 3 | | align=center| 1 - 3 | ||
|<small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}} | | colspan="3" |<small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| June 4th | | 2017, June 4th | ||
| {{team away|civ4xg}} | | {{team away|civ4xg}} | ||
| align=center| 1 - 0 | | align=center| 1 - 0 | ||
|<small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}}< | | colspan="3" |<small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}} | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| June | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12#Group I|Group I]] | ||
| 2019, June 9th | |||
| {{team away|agdg}} | | {{team away|agdg}} | ||
| align=center| 2 - 2 | | align=center| 2 - 2 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| June | | 2019, June 15th | ||
| {{team away|feg}} | | {{team away|feg}} | ||
| align=center| 5 - 0 | | align=center| 5 - 0 | ||
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, EARLY ACCESS | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, EARLY ACCESS. {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| June | | 2019, June 21st | ||
| {{team away|vitagen}} | | {{team away|vitagen}} | ||
| align=center| 2 - 0 | | align=center| 2 - 0 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}} | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| June | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2019, June 29th | |||
| {{team away|gfg}} | | {{team away|gfg}} | ||
| align=center| 4 - 2 | | align=center| 4 - 2 | ||
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks) | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| June | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | ||
| 2019, June 30th | |||
| {{team away|dbg}} | | {{team away|dbg}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center | 0 - 1 | ||
| | | <small></small> | ||
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}} | | colspan="2" | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}} | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |||
| November | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>[[/vg/ League 13#Group B|Group B]] | |||
| 2019, November 22nd | |||
| {{team away|drg}} | | {{team away|drg}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center | 2 - 3 | ||
| | | colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}} | ||
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| December | | 2019, December 1st | ||
| {{team away|vrg}} | | {{team away|vrg}} | ||
| align=center | 3 - 4 | |||
| align=center| 3 - 4 | | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}} | ||
| <small>Mechanically | | colspan="2" | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| December | | 2019, December 7th | ||
| {{team away|alg}} | | {{team away|alg}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center | 1 - 1 | ||
| | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}} | ||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}}< | |||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| June | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]] | |||
| 2020, June 7th | |||
| {{team away|mcg}} | | {{team away|mcg}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center | 4 - 2 | ||
| | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}} | ||
| <small> | |||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| June | | 2020, June 13th | ||
| {{team away|nepgen}} | | {{team away|nepgen}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center | 4 - 1 | ||
| | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}} | ||
| <small> | |||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| June | | 2020, June 19th | ||
| {{team away|mggg}} | | {{team away|mggg}} | ||
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 14|/vg/ League 14 - Group | | align=center | 2 - 2 | ||
| align=center| - | | colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | |||
| 2020, June 27th | |||
| {{team away|d2g}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 1 | |||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas. {{pengoal}}, Mechanically. {{pengoal}}, Landing. {{pengoal}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | |||
| 2020, June 28th | |||
| {{team away|ssbg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]] | |||
| 2020, November 21st | |||
| {{team away|hgg2d}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 4 | |||
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice. | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2020, November 27th | |||
| {{team away|2hug}} | |||
| align=center | 5 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear. {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically. {{goal|74}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2020, December 6th | |||
| {{team away|drag}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]] | |||
| 2021, May 23rd | |||
| {{team away|eftg}} | |||
| align=center | 4 - 1 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2021, May 29th | |||
| {{team away|fg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 0 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2021, June 4th | |||
| {{team away|gbfg}} | |||
| align=center | 5 - 0 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0! | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | |||
| 2021, June 12th | |||
| {{team away|akg}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 3 | |||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|85||90+3}} | |||
| <small>Early Access. {{yel|78}} | |||
| <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES) | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]] | |||
| 2021, November 26th | |||
| {{team away|wtg}} | |||
| align=center | 4 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2021, December 5th | |||
| {{team away|dng}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 5 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|69}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2021, December 11th | |||
| {{team away|utg}} | |||
| align=center | 4 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]] | |||
| 2021, December 17th | |||
| {{team away|drg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]] | |||
| 2022, June 17th | |||
| {{team away|ggg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 1 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|59}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2022, June 26th | |||
| {{team away|vn}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2022, July 2nd | |||
| {{team away|twg}} | |||
| align=center | 0 - 2 | |||
| <small></small> | | <small></small> | ||
| colspan="2" | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]] | |||
| 2022, November 27th | |||
| {{team away|indie}} | |||
| align=center | 0 - 1 | |||
| | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2022, December 3rd | |||
| {{team away|きらら}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2022, December 9th | |||
| {{team away|@}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 7 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small> | |||
| <small>The Chad {{yel|33}}</small> | |||
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟</strong></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]] | |||
| 2023, June 2nd | |||
| {{team away|bag}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 3 | |||
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}}</small> | |||
| <small>Landing Gear. {{yel|21}}</small> | |||
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2023, June 3rd | |||
| {{team away|uma}} | |||
| align=center | 0 - 5 | |||
| colspan="2" | | |||
| <small>Well that soiled it</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, June 4th | |||
| {{team away|wtg}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 1 | |||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|48, 68, 74}} (and an <strong>8.5</strong>!)</small> | |||
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}} | |||
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21]]<br>[[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|Qualifiers A]] | |||
| 2023, November 17th | |||
| {{team away|tf2g}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 1 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15, 60}} <!-- Landing assist, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, November 18th | |||
| {{team away|assg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 0 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, November 19th | |||
| {{team away|ink}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 2 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing assist, CLANG assist, Mechanically assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]] | |||
| 2023, November 26th | |||
| {{team away|vgt}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 5 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14, 32}} <!-- Thomas assist, CLANG assist | 1 save --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2023, December 2nd | |||
| {{team away|nikg}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents assist, CLANG assist | 5 saves --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2023, December 8th | |||
| {{team away|gbpen}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 3 | |||
| <small>RARE CLANG {{goal|14, 36, 45+1}} <!-- Landing assist, Mechanically assist | 1 save | CLANG MotM --> | |||
| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}} | |||
| <small>It was alright.</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|} | |} | ||
=== Unofficial Matches === | === Unofficial Matches === | ||
{| class="wikitable" width=75% | |||
{| class="wikitable" width= | |||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Scorers | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| September 29th | | style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13 Friendlies|'13 Friendlies]] | ||
| {{team away|dfg}} - The Lever Room Bowl | |||
| 2019, September 29th | |||
| {{team away|dfg}} <strong>- The Lever Room Bowl | |||
| align=center| 0 - 2 | | align=center| 0 - 2 | ||
| | | colspan="3" | | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| October 4th | | 2019, October 4th | ||
| {{team away|kspg}} - The Space Bowl | | {{team away|kspg}} <strong>- The Space Bowl</strong> | ||
| align=center| 0 - 1 | | align=center| 0 - 1 | ||
| - | | colspan="3" | <small>huehuehu we stole jeb after this | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| March 22 | | style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14 Friendlies|'14 Friendlies]] | ||
| {{team away|tf2g}} - The Engie Bowl | |||
| 2020, March 22 | |||
| {{team away|tf2g}} <strong>- The Engie Bowl | |||
| align=center| 1 - 2 | | align=center| 1 - 2 | ||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| March 27 | | 2020, March 27 | ||
| {{team away|digi}} - The Forsaken Autopilot Final | | {{team away|digi}} <strong>- The Forsaken Autopilot Final | ||
| align=center| 3 - 4 | | align=center| 3 - 4 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small>Mechanically. {{yel|74}}, Landing Gear. {{yel|82}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15 Friendlies|'15 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2020, September 25th | |||
| {{team away|r6g}} <strong>- The B owlsiege | |||
| align=center| 1 - 2 | |||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>KEEEEEEEEN {{yel|15}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16 Friendlies|'16 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2021, March 27th | |||
| {{team away|indie}} <strong>- The Early Accessb Owl</strong> | |||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|61}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 2}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17 Friendlies|'17 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2021, October 3rd | |||
| {{team away|ssbg}} <strong>- The VGL14 Grudgem Atch | |||
| align=center| 3 - 2 | |||
| <small>Chaos Engine {{goal|34}}, CLANG {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|68}} | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Landing Gear. {{yel|77}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19 Friendlies|'19 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2022, September 16th | |||
| {{team away|ss13g}} <strong>- The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence | |||
| align=center| 3 - 0 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear. {{goal|6}}, Mechanically. {{goal|21}}, Thomasformer {{goal|35}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2022, September 23rd | |||
| {{team away|d2g}} <strong>- The Micromanagement Bowl | |||
| align=center| 1 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|71}} | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies|X-2 Friendlies]] | |||
| 2023, March 25th | |||
| {{team away|akg}} <strong>- The Mobile City Bowl | |||
| align=center| 2 - 4 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear. {{goal|4}}, Mechanically. {{goal|45+0}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2023, March 26th | |||
| {{team away|aceg}} <strong>- The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl | |||
| align=center| 6 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2023, April 2nd | |||
| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine) | |||
| align=center| 2 - 3 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} --> | |||
|} | |||
== Music == | |||
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.<br> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Main Themes | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Goalhorns | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Chants | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain</p> | |||
[[File:EggAnthem_(Hymn_to_Breaking_Strain).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N. | |||
<br>[[File:EggVictory_(E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha | |||
<br>[[File:EggClean_(Moonbase_Alpha).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid</p> | |||
[[File:EggHorn_Default.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
CLANG - Metal Machine Music | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_CLANG.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Mechanically Engineered - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxZ2u8-WXg Create Machines] | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Mechanically.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Thomas.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Jeb.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_aeiou.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
<!-- Lemonhulk - Roll Northumbria | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Lemon.mp3]]<br><br> --> | |||
Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer! | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Own.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="padding:10px 9px 9px 9px" | | |||
{| style="border-spacing:0px" | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:0px 10px 0px 0px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">The Announcement</p> | |||
[[File:EggChant_ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Shadow's dick | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Shadow.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Another Chinese earthquake | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Chinese.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
CBT patriots | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_CBT.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Moon comrades | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Moon_Comrades.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Gmod metal collisions | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_GMod.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_MAKE_PEEENIS.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Future.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Trust me, I'm an engineer! | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Trust.mp3]] | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;border-left:solid;border-color:#a2a9b1;border-width:1px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px" | | |||
<strong>Pentagon Wars | |||
</strong><br> | |||
<i>Adventures in bureaucracy</i> | |||
<strong><br><br> | |||
...fourteen. | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Fourteen.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Portholes. | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Portholes.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
A scout? | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Scout.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
What are "sheep specs"?! | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Sheep.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
The Bradley | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Bradley.mp3]] | |||
</strong> | |||
|} | |||
|} | |} | ||
==Player Autistics== | ==Player Autistics== | ||
Stats as of: <strong>End of VGL 21</strong> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
Line 270: | Line 1,221: | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists | ||
!style="background:# | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| MotMs | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="edda74" | ||
| CLANG | | CLANG | ||
| | | 37 | ||
| | | 21 | ||
| | | 12 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Mechanically Engineered Autism | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | Mechanically Engineered Autism | ||
| | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 25 | ||
| | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 14 | ||
| | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 6 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Thomasformer | | bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer | ||
| | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 11 | ||
| | | 9 | ||
| 1 | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | ||
| 6 | |||
| bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16 | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |||
| Chaos Engine | |||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| | | 3 | ||
| | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Gas The Marek | ||
| 1 | |||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Turrents | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | | EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| | | 0 | ||
| | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| KEEEEEEEEN | | KEEEEEEEEN | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| - | | 0 | ||
| - | | 0 | ||
|- | |||
| The Chad Stormworks Player | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |||
| Nick "Unification" Smart | |||
| 0 | |||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
|} | |} | ||
Line 320: | Line 1,286: | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| Eggman | | Eggman | ||
| | | 89 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Nick "Unification" Smart | | Nick "Unification" Smart | ||
Line 328: | Line 1,294: | ||
| 2 | | 2 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Square-chan | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
|} | |} | ||
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain | Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs we definitely know what we're doing.] | ||
<br><br> | |||
Don't worry, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs we definitely know what we're doing.] | |||
===Records=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Player | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Match | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Record | |||
|- | |||
| bgcolor="ccffcc"| '''Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons''' | |||
| 2020 June 7th | |||
| '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}} | |||
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!) | |||
|- | |||
| bgcolor="ccffcc"|'''CLANG''' | |||
| 2021 June 4th | |||
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}} | |||
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼''' | |||
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===Team Awards=== | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Award | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League | |||
|- | |||
| style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]''' | |||
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' | |||
|} | |||
<br> | <br> | ||
===Physicians=== | ===Physicians=== | ||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
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!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Player | |||
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Date | |||
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Match | |||
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment | |||
|- | |||
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' | |||
| 2019 December 21st | |||
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | |||
| <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | |||
|} | |||
==Exports== | ==Exports== | ||
{| | If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br> | ||
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|style="color:# | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Main | |||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Friendly | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/51I1jbCI#tOXq1qdAIbACyKBWJBdIlSU9PrYT3Ck67GtBvn4aWeo Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/xpxzQaSC#ohS8AtoC9-QHbfozLl-rT45KcWwPSrIqs3Lx_OUDYrw Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/4kIFXSSD#u0645N76M8G_rVTl-GnKG8ab6WKN2KENt3rwm023yiY Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
-- | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/85oiAC6b#vsQx6dQk-F1fynqskHMKg0p-18_owlRvjtCzF8DCRzU Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/U1gzWYJZ#FdXlgsdm7WwxSmNPEhp822fzn2esE-NEnfV4Sjnjcx4 Music], [https://mega.nz/file/R9p0mDQL#QSmoVigY7eAODBRdszbNX72mMqMMCbXPmF3bkJCTosI Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/85gkxLAb#gzlUOeMSf8SdIP7GTGsAD5S5mpPivNp9n7GbGZwljiE Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/FhBjlZ6B#FdXlgsdm7WwxSmNPEhp822fzn2esE-NEnfV4Sjnjcx4 Music], [https://mega.nz/file/4pJmEAQb#uHZDXfj8rYa4TxPKYw2AdzevqIAe5Z0OIOTbkaJYEjA Tactic] | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 19|VGL 19]]'''<br>(PES 21) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ZkBAHIJR#DrxVVK2Upu8CSqVjK6tTpYXMgwsR02TD2mUqdWZru1Y Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/Uk4FxCwK#JIbIZ7E1cyfOE34KgZMHFsBCwC6Akr06CoXFgc7YAiI Music], [https://mega.nz/file/oVYnBRwJ#P-3nCc4u9kzZ1jA6ceaKibWoMNiB5LJrZW7wESlfIMM Auto] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ppQCiQyL#472xj1CyDj3INtzbGmJyQ79lKXg627jcEbOADCx1Vwk Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ooIhGboT#tFOAh4Y6jOlddVQ1ecUi9jcUThMqKlAknHwMbDXgy7w Music], Auto | |||
|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 18|VGL 18]]'''<br>(PES 21) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ppQCiQyL#472xj1CyDj3INtzbGmJyQ79lKXg627jcEbOADCx1Vwk Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ooIhGboT#tFOAh4Y6jOlddVQ1ecUi9jcUThMqKlAknHwMbDXgy7w Music], Auto | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
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!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 17|VGL 17]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/l9gDhKxK#ZmX0uoQjjrtyyjVAdgEaK-ZQqo-zl7-AeDOQGSWstzg Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/Y9hAxYqS#nwfnq6A5vtkft-3zolPaSl0sNnboXtoL-HPX9HpmvLU Music], [https://drive.google.com/file/d/115DFqkSGjJ9gi49q4Yxz0c2evPtliM20/view?usp=sharing Auto] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ckYhFQaL#hrgG72VVUq6YEzhKQOQtAcp8gXQ8bcLJtVPFY8FNfGg Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/x1YRgIha#QabuT11CnQGneucNNj5tIcGVVD4-EDN9kQVjqvngSjE Music], [https://mega.nz/file/VVJH2IQY#q_uNioON1W6mpIJedI1uEewJpksWsQjo52jzAs9J-oE Auto] | |||
|- | |- | ||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]'''<br>(PES 21) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/F04wELwC#EVorAKxMInD2IKc8CZl7W_qLXhTZ8WZDxK6oVnYw6-I Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/M9gyyQwI#sbJps5F3I6p_LFaZi7VDGup39vRZgOCWqPuX1_4rwGg Music], [https://mega.nz/file/VVJH2IQY#q_uNioON1W6mpIJedI1uEewJpksWsQjo52jzAs9J-oE Auto] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
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[https://mega.nz/# | !style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/file/ | '''[[/vg/ League 15|VGL 15]]'''<br>(PES 21) | ||
[https:// | |!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/file/NhZTyAbS#oTuKgJLm7rJIafW85c9pDoePgqZ_jL3RtPCbYJEPbic Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/0sYV0CYD#MQLQ1ym7NyL_doDSEkhBdgp8JJdTQPjyLB2s-jP4h_I Music], [https://mega.nz/file/MMpmiYAB#RJqnvQY3IqD-XZPYPy5Z5tF4tnk14jk6CUnTWIg0x8c Auto] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/soxDBS7A#h4qO5ooCNZfzV2oUpcHljktXmxEHb2AOZPC3kIR67xA Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/h9QziIra#9gm0hT1QuTjwSKKq7tb4uE5SpHuudxmX2gSdjDsmAa8 Music], Auto | |||
|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |- | ||
[https://mega.nz/#! | !style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music] | '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]'''<br>(PES 16) | ||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/Q1B2nIJK#kyIp9mYneonZuvrU-QiGVzLd__omfRMdNPSD3AVI-ag Aesthetic],<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/h4BjWQzT#ILE2zJ_MiReOFZ2Iq1CYZ1bOWECSp5B5NnO_7bwAiKc Music], [https://files.catbox.moe/vpn3b4 Auto] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
Aes. lost lmao,<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music], Auto | |||
|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |- | ||
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew | !style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"| | ||
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL | '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]'''<br>(PES 16) | ||
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music] | |!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/#!gZ4RVA6R!9ZF2tbA1inTkluItPnrXtD4iG03bszQU2sB2oFl1bbM | [https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Prof.],<br> | ||
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music], [https://mega.nz/#!gZ4RVA6R!9ZF2tbA1inTkluItPnrXtD4iG03bszQU2sB2oFl1bbM Auto] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Prof.],<br> | |||
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music], Auto | |||
|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |- | ||
[https://mega.nz/#! | !style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"| | ||
[https://drive.google.com/open?id= | '''[[/vg/ League 12|VGL 12]]'''<br>(PES 16) | ||
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music] | |!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | ||
[https://mega.nz/#!QhomkYDY!wCB5sg16w--ZmDzCcgklKBsYAxfR2NIte7jv9ApHZRM Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1judPMnmd-BvnX98DBdRVNveyFghuJ0g6 Prof.],<br> | |||
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music], Auto | |||
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
In The Beginning...
When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...
VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers
VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.
VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc
VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.
In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.
VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.
Info
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
We management now.
- Possum
Current latest POI (as of VGL 19) here
Match recordings here
Roster
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Meet The Starters
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.
Thomasformer Machinecraft |
#20 |
All the way from the Isle of Sodor, | |
>Physician Robocraft |
#6 |
"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths | |
Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman Kerbal Space Program |
#10 |
The madman of Kerbin himself. | |
Meet The Benchwarmers
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
>Structural Integrity Highly subjective |
#8 |
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's | |
BLUE, HURT An insane Finnish man |
#13 |
It's a robot that uses artificial | |
Godforsaken Astronaut Randy Regier |
#15 |
A representative for all the poor | |
Anataeus Vaya Opus Magnum |
#16 |
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make | |
Meet The Rejects
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.
SHINY AND CHROME WITNESS MEEEE |
-6rd |
The warcry of all those who wish | |
Satisfactory ...Satisfactory |
-4rd |
Voted in as /egg/ enough for a new | |
KEEEEEEEEN Keen Code House |
-2st |
The exasperated call of an engie suffering | |
Gallery
Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.
Match History
All (recorded) matches can be seen here.
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers B |
2017, June 2nd | /pg/ | 0 - 1 | John Madden 76' | ||
2017, June 3rd | /agdg/ | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek 22' | |||
2017, June 4th | /civ4xg/ | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN 73' | |||
/vg/ League 12 Group I |
2019, June 9th | /agdg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78' | ||
2019, June 15th | /feg/ | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. 42', Mechanically. 59', CLANG 70' | |||
2019, June 21st | /vitagen/ | 2 - 0 | CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84' | |||
Round of 16 | 2019, June 29th | /gfg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks) | ||
Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30th | /dbg/ | 0 - 1 | >Physician 36' | ||
/vg/ League 13 Group B |
2019, November 22nd | /drg/ | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', CLANG 52' | ||
2019, December 1st | /vrg/ | 3 - 4 | Mechanically. 11', CLANG 27', Thomasformer 72' | FUCKING AEIOU 81' | ||
2019, December 7th | /alg/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 89' | |||
/vg/ League 14 Group K |
2020, June 7th | /mcg/ | 4 - 2 | CLANG 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8' | ||
2020, June 13th | /nepgen/ | 4 - 1 | CLANG 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15' | |||
2020, June 19th | /mggg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 25', 90+1' | |||
Round of 16 | 2020, June 27th | /d2g/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' | Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing. | |
Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28th | /ssbg/ | 1 - 3 | CLANG 35' | ||
/vg/ League 15 Group E |
2020, November 21st | /hgg2d/ | 1 - 4 | Thomasformer 26' | ...we just couldn't Alice. | |
2020, November 27th | /2hug/ | 5 - 2 | CLANG 16', Landing Gear. 31', Thomasformer 43', 86', Mechanically. 74' | |||
2020, December 6th | /drag/ | 2 - 3 | Thomasformer 26', CLANG 36' | |||
/vg/ League 16 Group L |
2021, May 23rd | /eftg/ | 4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 21', 35', 56', CLANG 75' | ||
2021, May 29th | /fg/ | 1 - 0 | CLANG 7' | |||
2021, June 4th | /gbfg/ | 5 - 0 | CLANG 24', 45+2', 90+0', Mechanically. 65', 84' | CLANG with the 9.0! | ||
Round of 16 | 2021, June 12th | /akg/ | 3 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 85', 90+3' | Early Access. 78' | Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) |
/vg/ League 17 Group D |
2021, November 26th | /wtg/ | 4 - 3 | Thomasformer 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism 70', 80', Turrents 90+1' | ||
2021, December 5th | /dng/ | 1 - 5 | CLANG 69' | >Physician 45+0' | ||
2021, December 11th | /utg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 10', CLANG 37', 86', Mechanically Engineered Autism 55' | |||
Survival Round | 2021, December 17th | /drg/ | 1 - 2 | Thomasformer 43' | ||
/vg/ League 18 Group D |
2022, June 17th | /ggg/ | 1 - 1 | CLANG 59' | Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | |
2022, June 26th | /vn/ | 1 - 2 | CLANG 39' | |||
2022, July 2nd | /twg/ | 0 - 2 | 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | |||
/vg/ League 19 Group L |
2022, November 27th | /indie/ | 0 - 1 | Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself | ||
2022, December 3rd | /きらら/ | 2 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 26', CLANG 56' | |||
2022, December 9th | /@/ | 1 - 7 | CLANG 9' | The Chad 33' | thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ | |
/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers B |
2023, June 2nd | /bag/ | 1 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 45 + 0' | Landing Gear. 21' | The tictacs begin... poorly |
2023, June 3rd | /uma/ | 0 - 5 | Well that soiled it | |||
2023, June 4th | /wtg/ | 3 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 48, 68, 74' (and an 8.5!) | >Physician 53' | Timely PES knowledge from anon | |
/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers A |
2023, November 17th | /tf2g/ | 2 - 1 | Mechanically Legendary Autism 15, 60' | ||
2023, November 18th | /assg/ | 1 - 0 | Mechanically Legendary Autism 45' | |||
2023, November 19th | /ink/ | 3 - 2 | Epically Engineered Autism 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons 53', RARE CLANG 64' | WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | ||
Group J | 2023, November 26th | /vgt/ | 2 - 5 | Mechanically Legendary Autism 14, 32' | ||
2023, December 2nd | /nikg/ | 2 - 2 | COMMON CLANG 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons 89' | |||
2023, December 8th | /gbpen/ | 3 - 3 | RARE CLANG 14, 36, 45+1' | Common Engine 84' | It was alright. | |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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'13 Friendlies | 2019, September 29th | /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl | 0 - 2 | |||
2019, October 4th | /kspg/ - The Space Bowl | 0 - 1 | huehuehu we stole jeb after this | |||
'14 Friendlies | 2020, March 22 | /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 66' | ||
2020, March 27 | /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final | 3 - 4 | CLANG 15', 21', 86' | Mechanically. 74', Landing Gear. 82' | ||
'15 Friendlies | 2020, September 25th | /r6g/ - The B owlsiege | 1 - 2 | CLANG 90 + 1' | KEEEEEEEEN 15' | |
'16 Friendlies | 2021, March 27th | /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl | 2 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 61', CLANG 90 + 2' | ||
'17 Friendlies | 2021, October 3rd | /ssbg/ - The VGL14 Grudgem Atch | 3 - 2 | Chaos Engine 34', CLANG 42', Mechanically. 68' | Landing Gear. 77' | |
'19 Friendlies | 2022, September 16th | /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence | 3 - 0 | Landing Gear. 6', Mechanically. 21', Thomasformer 35' | ||
2022, September 23rd | /d2g/ - The Micromanagement Bowl | 1 - 2 | CLANG 71' | |||
X-2 Friendlies | 2023, March 25th | /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl | 2 - 4 | Landing Gear. 4', Mechanically. 45+0' | ||
2023, March 26th | /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl | 6 - 2 | Mechanically. 15', CLANG 69' | |||
2023, April 2nd | /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) | 2 - 3 | Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded | |||
Music
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.
Main Themes | Goalhorns | Chants | ||
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Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain
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Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid
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Player Autistics
Stats as of: End of VGL 21
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 37 | 21 | 12 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 25 | 14 | 6 |
Thomasformer | 11 | 9 | 1 |
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 6 | 16 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Gas The Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Turrents | 1 | 1 | 0 |
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | 0 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Chad Stormworks Player | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 89 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Square-chan | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Player | Date | Match | Record |
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Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 2020 June 7th | VGL 14 /mcg/ | Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!) |
CLANG | 2021 June 4th | VGL 16 /gbfg/ | The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼ |
Team Awards
Award | League |
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Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain | VGL 17 |
Physicians
Player | Date | Match | Retard moment |
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aeiou | 2019 December 21st | VGL 13 /vrg/ | /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. |
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
League | Main | Friendly |
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VGL 21 |
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VGL X-2 |
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VGL 19 |
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VGL 18 |
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VGL 17 |
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VGL 16 |
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VGL 15 |
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VGL 14 |
Aes. lost lmao, | |
VGL 13 |
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VGL 12 |
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