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|ranking= | |ranking= 43 <small>({{increase|6}})</small> | ||
|high_ranking= 10th | |high_ranking= 10th | ||
|high_date= June 13th, 2021 | |high_date= June 13th, 2021 | ||
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|low_date= December 18th, 2022 | |low_date= December 18th, 2022 | ||
|scorer= CLANG | |scorer= CLANG | ||
|goals= | |goals= 37 | ||
|assister= CLANG | |assister= CLANG | ||
|assists= | |assists= 21 | ||
|captain= Eggman | |captain= Eggman | ||
|w= | |w= 17 | ||
|d= | |d= 7 | ||
|l= | |l= 18 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 83 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 85 | ||
|win_home= egg | |win_home= egg | ||
|win_away= gbfg | |win_away= gbfg | ||
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|first_score_away= 1 | |first_score_away= 1 | ||
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | |first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | ||
|vgl_appearances= | |vgl_appearances= 11 | ||
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | |first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | ||
|best_vgl_result= 7th | |best_vgl_result= 7th | ||
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]] | |best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]], [[/vg/ League 14]] | ||
|hex= C11200 | |hex= C11200 | ||
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! | |color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! | ||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5bc_Peb6s0 | ||
|a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain | |a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain | ||
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w | |altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w | ||
|altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N. | |altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N. | ||
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | |altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | ||
|altanthem2= | |altanthem2= | ||
|altanthem2_title= | |altanthem2_title= | ||
|altanthem2_what= | |altanthem2_what= | ||
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4 | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4 | ||
|gh_title= Dinosauroid | |gh_title= Dinosauroid | ||
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==History== | ==<div style="display:inline-block;background:#dd1c05;color:#414141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0 0 0 8px;width:calc(90%);border-top-left-radius:12px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1em"><strong> History</strong></span></div>== | ||
====In The Beginning...==== | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>==== | ||
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br> | |||
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. | |||
<br> | |||
====VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse==== | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse</span></div>==== | ||
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br> | |||
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics. | |||
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What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with | |||
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====VGL | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>==== | ||
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br> | |||
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====VGL | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>==== | ||
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br><strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br> | |||
X-2 | |||
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==Info== | ==Info== | ||
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We management now. | |||
<br> | <br> | ||
<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | <strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | ||
<br><br> | <br><br> | ||
<strong> | <strong>POI as of VGL 22 [https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/474660506#p474783831 here] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | ||
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Gas The Marek | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}} <!-- Gas The Marek --> | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=John Madden | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}} <!-- John Madden --> | ||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | {{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Nick "Unification" Smart | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}} <!-- Nick "Unification" Smart --> | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;max-height:411px;max-width:100%;padding:8px 0 0 22px;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 1px 0 1px;border-color:#c11200;background-color:#f1f1f1"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="overflow:auto;white-space:nowrap;!max-height:411px;max-width:100%;!padding:8px 0 0 22px;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 1px 0 1px;border-color:#c11200;background-color:#f1f1f1"> | ||
<table style="text-align:center;border-collapse:collapse;padding:20px;display:inline-block"> | |||
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<strong>Eggman</strong><br><i>Sonic The Hedgehog franchise | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;background-color:#e0c068;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br><i>Most /egg/s | |||
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<strong>CLANG</strong><br><i style="color:#c11200">H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇ | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#1 (Captain)<td style="background-color:#f1f1f1;width:20px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#21<td style="background-color:#f1f1f1;width:20px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#22 | |||
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[[File:EggMan.png|256px]] | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:11px 18px"> | |||
[[File:EggAuts.gif|256px]] | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:11px 18px"> | |||
[[File:EggCLANG.gif|256px]] | |||
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He has an announcement to make. | |||
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< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it. | |||
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You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.<br> | |||
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.<br> | |||
All you can do is pray that he does not take you. | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggThom.gif|256px]] | | style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggThom.gif|256px]] | ||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="d7dee5"| <strong>Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons</strong><br>''Space Engineers'' | |||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#22<strong> | |||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | |||
Shaking hands with danger to achieve<br> | |||
strange goals during the construction of<br> | |||
mining vehicles. Combinations of moving<br> | |||
parts that are questionably safe at best<br> | |||
and deadly at worst. | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggLand.png|256px]] | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggDead.png|256px]] | | style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggDead.png|256px]] | ||
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{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong> | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Icarus</strong><br>''Dyson Sphere Program'' | ||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#3<strong> | | align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#3<strong> | ||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | ||
Employee of a mysterious power-<br> | |||
hungry conglomerate, this mech WILL<br> | |||
steal your sun's energy output and<br> | |||
there's nothing those stupid robots<br> | |||
can do about it | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File: | | style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggIcarus.png|256px]] | ||
|} | |} | ||
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{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>aeiou</strong><br>''aeiou | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>aeiou?</strong><br>''aeiou!'' | ||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#4<strong> | | align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#4<strong> | ||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="width:150px;padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="width:150px;padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | ||
Football! | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:Eggaeiou.png|256px]] | | style="padding:18px"| [[File:Eggaeiou.png|256px]] | ||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Square-chan</strong><br>''Robocraft'' | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Square-chan (formerly Robokek)</strong><br>''Robocraft'' | ||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#7<strong> | | align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#7<strong> | ||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | ||
The poster girl for meta-shitpost<br> | |||
shipbuilding, renamed for herself<br> | |||
rather than the long-dead game she<br> | |||
represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most<br> | |||
game she | famous child before Thomasformer<br> | ||
Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most | |||
(yes, the madman made both). | (yes, the madman made both). | ||
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{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong> | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>Boiling Water</strong><br>''Everything'' | ||
| align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong># | | align="center" bgcolor="c3d69b"| <strong>#9<strong> | ||
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| rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | | rowspan="2" align="center" style="padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px"| | ||
Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion,<br> | |||
when we get around to it.<br><br> | |||
If it generates heat, we<br> | |||
WILL use it to boil water. | |||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File: | | style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggBoil.png|256px]] | ||
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| align="center" style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px" bgcolor="b1b1b1"| <strong>Marek Rosa</strong><br>''Keen Code House'' | |||
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[[File:EggMarek.png|200px]]<br><br> | |||
Bumbling idiot, or genius scammer? | |||
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<strong>John Madden</strong><br>''John Madden Football'' | |||
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Football! | |||
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a server finally decides it can't handle<br> | a server finally decides it can't handle<br> | ||
the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming<br> | the strain of whatever batshit, CPU-consuming<br> | ||
monstrosities are being built within its confines | monstrosities are being built within its confines. | ||
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| style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSerb.png|256px]] | | style="padding:18px"| [[File:EggSerb.png|256px]] | ||
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====Gallery==== | ====Gallery==== | ||
<strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br> | <strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br> | ||
== Match History == | == Match History == | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 | | style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 8<br>Qualifiers B]] | ||
| 2017, June 2nd | | 2017, June 2nd | ||
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| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>Group I | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12#Group I|Group I]] | ||
| 2019, June 9th | | 2019, June 9th | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Round of 16 | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2019, June 29th | | 2019, June 29th | ||
| {{team away|gfg}} | | {{team away|gfg}} | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Quarterfinals | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | ||
| 2019, June 30th | | 2019, June 30th | ||
| {{team away|dbg}} | | {{team away|dbg}} | ||
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| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>Group B | | style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>[[/vg/ League 13#Group B|Group B]] | ||
| 2019, November 22nd | | 2019, November 22nd | ||
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>Group K | | style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]] | ||
| 2020, June 7th | | 2020, June 7th | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Round of 16 | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2020, June 27th | | 2020, June 27th | ||
| {{team away|d2g}} | | {{team away|d2g}} | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Quarterfinals | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | ||
| 2020, June 28th | | 2020, June 28th | ||
| {{team away|ssbg}} | | {{team away|ssbg}} | ||
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| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>Group E | | style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]] | ||
| 2020, November 21st | | 2020, November 21st | ||
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| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>Group L | | style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]] | ||
| 2021, May 23rd | | 2021, May 23rd | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | Round of 16 | | style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | ||
| 2021, June 12th | | 2021, June 12th | ||
| {{team away|akg}} | | {{team away|akg}} | ||
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| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>Group D | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]] | ||
| 2021, November 26th | | 2021, November 26th | ||
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| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center | Survival Round | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]] | ||
| 2021, December 17th | | 2021, December 17th | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>Group D | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]] | ||
| 2022, June 17th | | 2022, June 17th | ||
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| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>Group L | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]] | ||
| 2022, November 27th | | 2022, November 27th | ||
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| <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small> | | <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small> | ||
| <small>The Chad {{yel|33}}</small> | | <small>The Chad {{yel|33}}</small> | ||
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong> | | style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟</strong></small> | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 | | style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]] | ||
| 2023, June 2nd | | 2023, June 2nd | ||
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| align=center | 1 - 3 | | align=center | 1 - 3 | ||
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}}</small> | | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}}</small> | ||
| <small>Landing Gear. {{yel|21}}</small> | |||
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| {{team away|uma}} | | {{team away|uma}} | ||
| align=center | 0 - 5 | | align=center | 0 - 5 | ||
| colspan=" | | colspan="2" | | ||
| <small>Well that soiled it</small> | |||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| 2023, June 4th | | 2023, June 4th | ||
| {{team away|wtg}} | | {{team away|wtg}} | ||
| align=center | - | | align=center | 3 - 1 | ||
| | | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|48, 68, 74}} (and an <strong>8.5</strong>!)</small> | ||
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}} | |||
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | ||
| colspan="7" | | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21]]<br>[[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|Qualifiers A]] | |||
| 2023, November 17th | |||
| {{team away|tf2g}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 1 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15, 60}} <!-- Landing assist, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, November 18th | |||
| {{team away|assg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 0 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| 2023, November 19th | |||
| {{team away|ink}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 2 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing assist, CLANG assist, Mechanically assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves --> | |||
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]] | |||
| 2023, November 26th | |||
| {{team away|vgt}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 5 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14, 32}} <!-- Thomas assist, CLANG assist | 1 save --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2023, December 2nd | |||
| {{team away|nikg}} | |||
| align=center | 2 - 2 | |||
| colspan="3" | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents assist, CLANG assist | 5 saves --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2023, December 8th | |||
| {{team away|gbpen}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 3 | |||
| <small>RARE CLANG {{goal|14, 36, 45+1}} <!-- Landing assist, Mechanically assist | 1 save | CLANG MotM --> | |||
| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}} | |||
| <small>It was alright.</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
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| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}} | | colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}} | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
| 2023, April 2nd | | 2023, April 2nd | ||
| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- | | {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine) | ||
| align=center| - | | align=center| 2 - 3 | ||
| colspan="3" | < | | colspan="3" | <small>Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded</small> | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | ||
| colspan="7" | <!-- <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} --> | | colspan="7" | <!-- <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} --> | ||
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|} | |||
== Music == | |||
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.<br> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Main Themes | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Goalhorns | |||
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Chants | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain</p> | |||
[[File:EggAnthem_(Hymn_to_Breaking_Strain).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N. | |||
<br>[[File:EggVictory_(E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha | |||
<br>[[File:EggClean_(Moonbase_Alpha).mp3]]<br><br> | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid</p> | |||
[[File:EggHorn_Default.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
CLANG - Metal Machine Music | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_CLANG.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Mechanically Engineered - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxZ2u8-WXg Create Machines] | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Mechanically.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Thomas.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Jeb.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_aeiou.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
<!-- Lemonhulk - Roll Northumbria | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Lemon.mp3]]<br><br> --> | |||
Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer! | |||
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Own.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="padding:10px 9px 9px 9px" | | |||
{| style="border-spacing:0px" | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:0px 10px 0px 0px" | | |||
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">The Announcement</p> | |||
[[File:EggChant_ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Shadow's dick | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Shadow.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Another Chinese earthquake | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Chinese.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
CBT patriots | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_CBT.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Moon comrades | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Moon_Comrades.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Gmod metal collisions | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_GMod.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_MAKE_PEEENIS.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Future.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Trust me, I'm an engineer! | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Trust.mp3]] | |||
</strong> | |||
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;border-left:solid;border-color:#a2a9b1;border-width:1px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px" | | |||
<strong>Pentagon Wars | |||
</strong><br> | |||
<i>Adventures in bureaucracy</i> | |||
<strong><br><br> | |||
...fourteen. | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Fourteen.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
Portholes. | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Portholes.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
A scout? | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Scout.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
What are "sheep specs"?! | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Sheep.mp3]]<br><br> | |||
The Bradley | |||
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Bradley.mp3]] | |||
</strong> | |||
|} | |||
|} | |} | ||
==Player Autistics== | ==Player Autistics== | ||
Stats as of: <strong>End of VGL 21</strong> | |||
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists | ||
!style="background:# | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| MotMs | ||
|-bgcolor=" | |-bgcolor="edda74" | ||
| CLANG | | CLANG | ||
| | | 37 | ||
| | | 21 | ||
| | | 12 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Mechanically Engineered Autism | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | Mechanically Engineered Autism | ||
| | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 25 | ||
| | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 14 | ||
| | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 6 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Thomasformer | | bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer | ||
| 11 | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 11 | ||
| | | 9 | ||
| 1 | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Landing Gear | | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | ||
| | | 6 | ||
| | | bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16 | ||
| 0 | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
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| 0 | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Turrents | ||
| 1 | |||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 0 | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 0 | | 0 | ||
| 0 | | 0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | KEEEEEEEEN | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 0 | | 0 | ||
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| Eggman | | Eggman | ||
| | | 89 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Nick "Unification" Smart | | Nick "Unification" Smart | ||
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="background:#ccffcc" | | style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]''' | ||
| '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]''' | | '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' | ||
|} | |} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| 2019 December 21st | | 2019 December 21st | ||
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | | '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | ||
| /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | | <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | ||
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!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | !style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | ||
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/51I1jbCI#tOXq1qdAIbACyKBWJBdIlSU9PrYT3Ck67GtBvn4aWeo Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/xpxzQaSC#ohS8AtoC9-QHbfozLl-rT45KcWwPSrIqs3Lx_OUDYrw Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/4kIFXSSD#u0645N76M8G_rVTl-GnKG8ab6WKN2KENt3rwm023yiY Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
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|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19) | '''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19) | ||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| |
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
In The Beginning...
When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...
VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers
VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.
VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc
VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.
In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.
VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.
Info
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
We management now.
- Possum
POI as of VGL 22 here
Match recordings here
Roster
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Meet The Starters
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.
Eggman |
Mechanically Engineered Autism |
CLANG | |||
#1 (Captain) | #21 | #22 | |||
He has an announcement to make. |
It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it. |
You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal. |
Thomasformer Machinecraft |
#20 |
All the way from the Isle of Sodor, | |
>Physician Robocraft |
#6 |
"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths | |
Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman Kerbal Space Program |
#10 |
The madman of Kerbin himself. | |
Meet The Benchwarmers
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
Icarus Dyson Sphere Program |
#3 |
Employee of a mysterious power- | |
File:EggIcarus.png |
>Structural Integrity Highly subjective |
#8 |
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's | |
Boiling Water Everything |
#9 |
Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, | |
File:EggBoil.png |
BLUE, HURT An insane Finnish man |
#13 |
It's a robot that uses artificial | |
Godforsaken Astronaut Randy Regier |
#15 |
A representative for all the poor | |
Anataeus Vaya Opus Magnum |
#16 |
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make | |
Meet The Rejects
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.
John Madden |
Football! |
SHINY AND CHROME WITNESS MEEEE |
-6rd |
The warcry of all those who wish | |
Satisfactory ...Satisfactory |
-4rd |
Voted in as /egg/ enough for a new | |
KEEEEEEEEN Keen Code House |
-2st |
The exasperated call of an engie suffering | |
Gallery
Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.
Match History
All (recorded) matches can be seen here.
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers B |
2017, June 2nd | /pg/ | 0 - 1 | John Madden 76' | ||
2017, June 3rd | /agdg/ | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek 22' | |||
2017, June 4th | /civ4xg/ | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN 73' | |||
/vg/ League 12 Group I |
2019, June 9th | /agdg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78' | ||
2019, June 15th | /feg/ | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. 42', Mechanically. 59', CLANG 70' | |||
2019, June 21st | /vitagen/ | 2 - 0 | CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84' | |||
Round of 16 | 2019, June 29th | /gfg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks) | ||
Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30th | /dbg/ | 0 - 1 | >Physician 36' | ||
/vg/ League 13 Group B |
2019, November 22nd | /drg/ | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', CLANG 52' | ||
2019, December 1st | /vrg/ | 3 - 4 | Mechanically. 11', CLANG 27', Thomasformer 72' | FUCKING AEIOU 81' | ||
2019, December 7th | /alg/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 89' | |||
/vg/ League 14 Group K |
2020, June 7th | /mcg/ | 4 - 2 | CLANG 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8' | ||
2020, June 13th | /nepgen/ | 4 - 1 | CLANG 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15' | |||
2020, June 19th | /mggg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 25', 90+1' | |||
Round of 16 | 2020, June 27th | /d2g/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' | Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing. | |
Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28th | /ssbg/ | 1 - 3 | CLANG 35' | ||
/vg/ League 15 Group E |
2020, November 21st | /hgg2d/ | 1 - 4 | Thomasformer 26' | ...we just couldn't Alice. | |
2020, November 27th | /2hug/ | 5 - 2 | CLANG 16', Landing Gear. 31', Thomasformer 43', 86', Mechanically. 74' | |||
2020, December 6th | /drag/ | 2 - 3 | Thomasformer 26', CLANG 36' | |||
/vg/ League 16 Group L |
2021, May 23rd | /eftg/ | 4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 21', 35', 56', CLANG 75' | ||
2021, May 29th | /fg/ | 1 - 0 | CLANG 7' | |||
2021, June 4th | /gbfg/ | 5 - 0 | CLANG 24', 45+2', 90+0', Mechanically. 65', 84' | CLANG with the 9.0! | ||
Round of 16 | 2021, June 12th | /akg/ | 3 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 85', 90+3' | Early Access. 78' | Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) |
/vg/ League 17 Group D |
2021, November 26th | /wtg/ | 4 - 3 | Thomasformer 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism 70', 80', Turrents 90+1' | ||
2021, December 5th | /dng/ | 1 - 5 | CLANG 69' | >Physician 45+0' | ||
2021, December 11th | /utg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 10', CLANG 37', 86', Mechanically Engineered Autism 55' | |||
Survival Round | 2021, December 17th | /drg/ | 1 - 2 | Thomasformer 43' | ||
/vg/ League 18 Group D |
2022, June 17th | /ggg/ | 1 - 1 | CLANG 59' | Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | |
2022, June 26th | /vn/ | 1 - 2 | CLANG 39' | |||
2022, July 2nd | /twg/ | 0 - 2 | 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | |||
/vg/ League 19 Group L |
2022, November 27th | /indie/ | 0 - 1 | Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself | ||
2022, December 3rd | /きらら/ | 2 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 26', CLANG 56' | |||
2022, December 9th | /@/ | 1 - 7 | CLANG 9' | The Chad 33' | thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ | |
/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers B |
2023, June 2nd | /bag/ | 1 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 45 + 0' | Landing Gear. 21' | The tictacs begin... poorly |
2023, June 3rd | /uma/ | 0 - 5 | Well that soiled it | |||
2023, June 4th | /wtg/ | 3 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 48, 68, 74' (and an 8.5!) | >Physician 53' | Timely PES knowledge from anon | |
/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers A |
2023, November 17th | /tf2g/ | 2 - 1 | Mechanically Legendary Autism 15, 60' | ||
2023, November 18th | /assg/ | 1 - 0 | Mechanically Legendary Autism 45' | |||
2023, November 19th | /ink/ | 3 - 2 | Epically Engineered Autism 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons 53', RARE CLANG 64' | WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | ||
Group J | 2023, November 26th | /vgt/ | 2 - 5 | Mechanically Legendary Autism 14, 32' | ||
2023, December 2nd | /nikg/ | 2 - 2 | COMMON CLANG 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons 89' | |||
2023, December 8th | /gbpen/ | 3 - 3 | RARE CLANG 14, 36, 45+1' | Common Engine 84' | It was alright. | |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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'13 Friendlies | 2019, September 29th | /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl | 0 - 2 | |||
2019, October 4th | /kspg/ - The Space Bowl | 0 - 1 | huehuehu we stole jeb after this | |||
'14 Friendlies | 2020, March 22 | /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 66' | ||
2020, March 27 | /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final | 3 - 4 | CLANG 15', 21', 86' | Mechanically. 74', Landing Gear. 82' | ||
'15 Friendlies | 2020, September 25th | /r6g/ - The B owlsiege | 1 - 2 | CLANG 90 + 1' | KEEEEEEEEN 15' | |
'16 Friendlies | 2021, March 27th | /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl | 2 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 61', CLANG 90 + 2' | ||
'17 Friendlies | 2021, October 3rd | /ssbg/ - The VGL14 Grudgem Atch | 3 - 2 | Chaos Engine 34', CLANG 42', Mechanically. 68' | Landing Gear. 77' | |
'19 Friendlies | 2022, September 16th | /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence | 3 - 0 | Landing Gear. 6', Mechanically. 21', Thomasformer 35' | ||
2022, September 23rd | /d2g/ - The Micromanagement Bowl | 1 - 2 | CLANG 71' | |||
X-2 Friendlies | 2023, March 25th | /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl | 2 - 4 | Landing Gear. 4', Mechanically. 45+0' | ||
2023, March 26th | /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl | 6 - 2 | Mechanically. 15', CLANG 69' | |||
2023, April 2nd | /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) | 2 - 3 | Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded | |||
Music
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.
Main Themes | Goalhorns | Chants | ||
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Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain
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Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid
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Player Autistics
Stats as of: End of VGL 21
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 37 | 21 | 12 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 25 | 14 | 6 |
Thomasformer | 11 | 9 | 1 |
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 6 | 16 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Gas The Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Turrents | 1 | 1 | 0 |
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | 0 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Chad Stormworks Player | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 89 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Square-chan | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Player | Date | Match | Record |
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Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 2020 June 7th | VGL 14 /mcg/ | Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!) |
CLANG | 2021 June 4th | VGL 16 /gbfg/ | The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼ |
Team Awards
Award | League |
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Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain | VGL 17 |
Physicians
Player | Date | Match | Retard moment |
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aeiou | 2019 December 21st | VGL 13 /vrg/ | /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. |
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
League | Main | Friendly |
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VGL 21 |
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VGL X-2 |
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VGL 19 |
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VGL 18 |
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VGL 17 |
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VGL 16 |
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VGL 15 |
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VGL 14 |
Aes. lost lmao, | |
VGL 13 |
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VGL 12 |
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