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Praise CLANG!
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017 Manager Marek Rosa Owner Keen Software House IRL manager PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh (only as caretaker) Team colors Chat color C11200 Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! Ranking 22nd Highest rank 10th (June 30th, 2019) Lowest rank 39th (June 25th, 2017) Top scorer CLANG (8) Top assister Tie: CLANG, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons (4) Captain Eggman Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 2 5 11 36.36%
GF GA GD 21 17 +4
Biggest win /egg/  5–0  /feg/ June 15th, 2019 Biggest defeat /egg/  1–3  /agdg/ June 3rd, 2017 First match /egg/  0–1  /pg/ June 2nd, 2017
/vg/ League Appearances 3 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers) Best result 7th, /vg/ League 12
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain Victory Anthem E.G.G.M.A.N. Victory (clean sweep) Moonbase Alpha Goal horn Dinosauroid Eggman (...don't ask how) Victory Anthem [E.G.G.M.A.N.] CLANG Metal Machine Music [headphones pls :^)] Thomasformer THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE [Google Drive] aeiou or John Madden Azumadden Daeiou Own goal :^) Trust me, I'm an engineer!
Kits

We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in League 8.
With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ with turbo-boosted models managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place with the power of broken physics.
All we can really say about this is: remove managers.

Info

Proof of Interest:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/255847917/#255928327
https://www.strawpoll.me/17913491/r (most recent - 2019/04/30)

Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for a tactics pastebin then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but trusting an """AI""" sort of fits our theme, and >implying I play PES
- Possum

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Eggman 11   CB EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 8   CB Smug Marek 9   CB aeiou 7   DMF KEEEEEEEEN 4   CMF >Physician 6   LMF Chaos Engine 10   RMF Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 5   AMF Thomasformer 3   SS Mechanically Engineered Autism 2   CF CLANG

No. Position Player 23   GK Robokek 18   LB >Structural Integrity 19   CB John Madden 20   CB M1 Bradley 22   CB BLANEDS 14   RB RIP SERB 17   DMF BLUE, HURT 15   DMF Nick "Unification" Smart 21   CMF Godforsaken Astronaut 12   CMF Lemonhulk 16   LMF SHINY AND CHROME 13   RMF DAKKA

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
June 2nd, 2017	/pg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage	0 - 1	John Madden  76'
June 3rd, 2017	/agdg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage	1 - 3	Smug Marek  22'
June 4th, 2017	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage	1 - 0	KEEEEEEEEN  73'
June 9, 2019	/agdg/	/vg/ League 12 - Group stage	2 - 2	CLANG  16', Mechanically Engineered Autism  78'
June 15, 2019	/feg/	/vg/ League 12 - Group stage	5 - 0	Thomasformer  15', 56', EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME  42', Mechanically Engineered Autism  59', CLANG  70'
June 21, 2019	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 12 - Group stage	2 - 0	CLANG  75', Chaos Engine  84'
June 29, 2019	/gfg/	/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16	4 - 2	Thomasformer  20', CLANG  45+2' (pen.), 50', 75'
June 30, 2019	/dbg/	/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals	0 - 1	>Physician  36'
November 22, 2019	/drg/	/vg/ League 13 - Group stage	2 - 3	Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons  19', Clang  52'
December 1, 2019	/vrg/	/vg/ League 13 - Group stage	3 - 4	Mechanically Engineered Autism  11', Clang  27', Thomasformer  72' FUCKING AEIOU YOU DUNCE  81'
December 7, 2019	/alg/	/vg/ League 13 - Group stage	1 - 1	Mechanically Engineered Autism  89'
June 7, 2020	/mcg/	/vg/ League 14 - Group stage	-
June 13, 2020	/nepgen/	/vg/ League 14 - Group stage	-
June 19, 2020	/mggg/	/vg/ League 14 - Group stage	-

Unofficial Matches

As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 29th, 2019	/dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl	/vg/ League 13 Friendlies	0 - 2	-
October 4th, 2019	/kspg/ - The Space Bowl	/vg/ League 13 Friendlies	0 - 1	-
March 22, 2020	/tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	1 - 2	Mechanically Engineered Autism  66'
March 27, 2020	/digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	3 - 4	CLANG  15', 21', 86' (GO ON MY SON) Mechanically Engineered Autism  74', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons  82'

Player Autistics

Player	Goals	Assists	MotMs
CLANG	8	4	3
Mechanically Engineered Autism	4	3	-
Thomasformer	4	1	1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons	1	4	-
Chaos Engine	1	2	-
Smug Marek	1	1	-
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME	1	-	-
KEEEEEEEEN	1	-	-

Saves

Keeper	Saves
Eggman	12
Nick "Unification" Smart	3
Early Access Sandbox Game	2
Robokek	1

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Physicians

aieou - Our first own goal, directly off his ass, which lost us the VGL 13 /vrg/ group stage match. Good job, son.

Exports

Current - /vg/ League 14 (subject to change)	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	/vg/ League 13	/vg/ League 13 Friendlies	/vg/ League 12
VGL 14 Aesthetics (PES 16) Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 14 Friendlies Aesthetics (PES 16) Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 13 Aesthetics Profiles (are these even needed) Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 13 Friendlies Aesthetics Profile images Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 12 Aesthetics Profile images Music Eternal autopilot