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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ with turbo-boosted models managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power
of broken physics.
The following year was a rollercoaster with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, then riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14.
All we can really say about this is REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Info
Proof of Interest:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/255847917/#255928327
https://www.strawpoll.me/17913491/r (most recent - 2019/04/30)
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for a tactics pastebin then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but trusting an """AI""" sort of fits our theme, and >implying I play PES
- Possum
Roster
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Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 2017, June 2nd |  /pg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage | 0 - 1 | John Madden  76'
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| 2017, June 3rd |  /agdg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek  22'
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| 2017, June 4th |  /civ4xg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN 73'
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| 2019, June 9 | /agdg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Group stage | 2 - 2 | CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78'
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| 2019, June 15 |  /feg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Group stage | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 42', Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 70'
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| 2019, June 21 |  /vitagen/
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/vg/ League 12 - Group stage | 2 - 0 | CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84'
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| 2019, June 29 |  /gfg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16 | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' - the first of many hat tricks
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| 2019, June 30 |  /dbg/
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/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals | 0 - 1 | >Physician 36'
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| 2019, November 22 |  /drg/
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/vg/ League 13 - Group stage | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', Clang 52'
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| 2019, December 1 |  /vrg/
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/vg/ League 13 - Group stage | 3 - 4 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 11', Clang 27', Thomasformer 72' FUCKING AEIOU  81'
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| 2019, December 7 |  /alg/
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/vg/ League 13 - Group stage | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 89'
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| 2020, June 7 |  /mcg/
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/vg/ League 14 - Group stage | 4 - 2 | Clang 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8'
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| 2020, June 13 |  /nepgen/
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/vg/ League 14 - Group stage | 4 - 1 | Clang 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15'
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| 2020, June 19 |  /mggg/
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/vg/ League 14 - Group stage | 2 - 2 | Clang 25', 90+1'
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| 2020, June 27 |  /d2g/
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/vg/ League 14 - Round of 16 | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' Penalties (4 - 1): Clang  , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing Gear.
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| 2020, June 28 |  /ssbg/
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/vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals | 1 - 3 | CLANG 35'
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Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 2019, September 29th |  /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl
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/vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0 - 2 | - |
| 2019, October 4th |  /kspg/ - The Space Bowl
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/vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0 - 1 | - |
| 2020, March 22 |  /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl
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/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 66'
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| 2020, March 27 |  /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final
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/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 3 - 4 | CLANG 15', 21', 86' Mechanically Engineered Autism 74', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 82'
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Player Autistics
| Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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| CLANG | 16 | 5 | 6 |
| Mechanically Engineered Autism | 5 | 5 | - |
| Thomasformer | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 4 | 8 | - |
| Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | - |
| Smug Marek | 1 | 1 | - |
| EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | - | - |
| KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | - | - |
Saves
| Keeper | Saves |
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| Eggman | 20 |
| Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
| Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
| Robokek | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons: scored the latest goal in a regulation length match in the /vg/ League, scoring at 90+8' against /mcg/, beating the previous record by just a second I think!
Physicians
aieou: our first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us the VGL 13 /vrg/ group stage match. Good job, son.
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's the Omnissiah's doing
| Current - /vg/ League 14 (subject to change) | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | /vg/ League 13 | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | /vg/ League 12 |
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No link, old one was a tactics export (????) |
VGL 13 Aesthetics |
VGL 13 Friendlies Aesthetics |
VGL 12 Aesthetics |
