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/egg/

Praise be to The Omnissiah!

/egg/ - Engineering Games General

Founded

May 5th, 2017

Manager

Marek Rosa

Owner

Keen Software House

IRL manager

PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh (caretaker)

Team colors

Chat color

C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!

Ranking

22nd

Highest rank

10th (June 30th, 2019)

Lowest rank

39th (June 25th, 2017)

Top scorer

CLANG (16)

Top assister

Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons (8)

Captain

Eggman

Website

/egg/ - Engineering Games General

Nickname

Formerly /svgg/

Historic performance

7	3	6			16				43.75%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
33	26	+7

Biggest win
/egg/	5–0	/feg/
June 15th, 2019

Biggest defeat
/egg/	1–3	/agdg/
June 3rd, 2017

First match
/egg/	0–1	/pg/
June 2nd, 2017

/vg/ League
Appearances	4 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers)
Best result	7th, /vg/ League 12 & /vg/ League 14

Team music

Anthem	Hymn to Breaking Strain
Victory Anthem	E.G.G.M.A.N.
Victory (clean sweep)	Moonbase Alpha

Goal horn	Dinosauroid
Eggman (...don't ask how)	Victory Anthem [E.G.G.M.A.N.]
CLANG	Metal Machine Music [headphones pls :^)]
Thomasformer	THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE [Google Drive]
aeiou or John Madden	Azumadden Daeiou
Lemonhulk	Roll Northumbria
Own goal :^)	Trust me, I'm an engineer!

Kits

We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ with turbo-boosted models managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power
of broken physics. The following year was a rollercoaster with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, then riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14.

All we can really say about this is REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.

Info

Proof of Interest:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/255847917/#255928327
https://www.strawpoll.me/17913491/r (most recent - 2019/04/30)

Note from the caretaker: This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for a tactics pastebin then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but trusting an """AI""" sort of fits our theme, and >implying I play PES
- Possum

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Eggman

2

	CB

EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME

3

	CB

Smug Marek

4

	CB

aeiou

5

	DMF

KEEEEEEEEN

6

	CMF

>Physician

19

	LMF

Chaos Engine

22

	RMF

Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons

20

	AMF

Thomasformer

21

	SS

Mechanically Engineered Autism

23

	CF

CLANG

No.

Position

Player

7

	GK

Robokek

8

	LB

>Structural Integrity

9

	CB

John Madden

10

	CB

M1 Bradley

11

	CB

BLANEDS

12

	RB

RIP SERB

13

	DMF

BLUE, HURT

14

	DMF

Nick "Unification" Smart

15

	CMF

Godforsaken Astronaut

16

	CMF

Lemonhulk

17

	LMF

SHINY AND CHROME

18

	RMF

DAKKA

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers

2017, June 2nd	/pg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage	0 - 1	John Madden 76'
2017, June 3rd	/agdg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage	1 - 3	Smug Marek 22'
2017, June 4th	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage	1 - 0	KEEEEEEEEN 73'

2019, June 9	/agdg/	/vg/ League 12 - Group stage	2 - 2	CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78'
2019, June 15	/feg/	/vg/ League 12 - Group stage	5 - 0	Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME 42', Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 70'
2019, June 21	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 12 - Group stage	2 - 0	CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84'
2019, June 29	/gfg/	/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16	4 - 2	Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks)
2019, June 30	/dbg/	/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals	0 - 1	>Physician 36'

2019, November 22	/drg/	/vg/ League 13 - Group stage	2 - 3	Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', Clang 52'
2019, December 1	/vrg/	/vg/ League 13 - Group stage	3 - 4	Mechanically Engineered Autism 11', Clang 27', Thomasformer 72' FUCKING AEIOU 81'
2019, December 7	/alg/	/vg/ League 13 - Group stage	1 - 1	Mechanically Engineered Autism 89'

2020, June 7	/mcg/	/vg/ League 14 - Group stage	4 - 2	Clang 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8'
2020, June 13	/nepgen/	/vg/ League 14 - Group stage	4 - 1	Clang 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15'
2020, June 19	/mggg/	/vg/ League 14 - Group stage	2 - 2	Clang 25', 90+1'
2020, June 27	/d2g/	/vg/ League 14 - Round of 16	1 - 1	Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' Penalties (4 - 1): Clang , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing Gear.
2020, June 28	/ssbg/	/vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals	1 - 3	CLANG 35'

Unofficial Matches

As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers

2019, September 29th	/dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl	/vg/ League 13 Friendlies	0 - 2	-
2019, October 4th	/kspg/ - The Space Bowl	/vg/ League 13 Friendlies	0 - 1	-

2020, March 22	/tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	1 - 2	Mechanically Engineered Autism 66'
2020, March 27	/digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	3 - 4	CLANG 15', 21', 86' Mechanically Engineered Autism 74', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 82'

Player Autistics

Player	Goals	Assists	MotMs
CLANG	16	5	6
Mechanically Engineered Autism	5	5	-
Thomasformer	4	3	1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons	4	8	-
Chaos Engine	1	3	-
Smug Marek	1	1	-
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME	1	-	-
KEEEEEEEEN	1	-	-

Saves

Keeper	Saves
Eggman	20
Nick "Unification" Smart	3
Early Access Sandbox Game	2
Robokek	1

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Records

Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons: scored the latest goal in a regulation length match in the /vg/ League, scoring at 90+8' against /mcg/, beating the previous record by just a second I think!

Physicians

aieou: our first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us the VGL 13 /vrg/ group stage match. Good job, son.

Exports

If something's fucked, I swear it's the Omnissiah's doing

Current - /vg/ League 14 (subject to change)	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	/vg/ League 13	/vg/ League 13 Friendlies	/vg/ League 12
VGL 14 Aesthetics (PES 16) Music Eternal autopilot	No link, old one was a tactics export (????) Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 13 Aesthetics Profiles (are these even needed) Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 13 Friendlies Aesthetics Profile images Music Eternal autopilot	VGL 12 Aesthetics Profile images Music Eternal autopilot

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Difference between revisions of "/egg/"

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Info

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