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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
Ever since has been a rollercoaster ride, with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses in VGL 15. The Omnissiah giveth, the Omnissiah taketh away.
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Info
Proof of Interest:
https://boards.4channel.org/vg/thread/318934748#p320040859 (final roster poll results - 2021/01/07)
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
- Possum
Roster
Full /egg/ Roster page here (a work in progress, just like all of our games)
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Match History
All (recorded) matches can be seen here.
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group B | 2017, June 2nd | /pg/ | 0 - 1 | John Madden 76' |
2017, June 3rd | /agdg/ | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek 22' | |
2017, June 4th | /civ4xg/ | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN 73' | |
/vg/ League 12 - Group I | 2019, June 9th | /agdg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78' |
2019, June 15th | /feg/ | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. 42', Mechanically. 59', CLANG 70' | |
2019, June 21st | /vitagen/ | 2 - 0 | CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84' | |
/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16 | 2019, June 29th | /gfg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks) |
/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30th | /dbg/ | 0 - 1 | >Physician 36' |
/vg/ League 13 - Group B | 2019, November 22nd | /drg/ | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', CLANG 52' |
2019, December 1st | /vrg/ | 3 - 4 | Mechanically. 11', CLANG 27', Thomasformer 72', FUCKING AEIOU 81' | |
2019, December 7th | /alg/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 89' | |
/vg/ League 14 - Group K | 2020, June 7th | /mcg/ | 4 - 2 | CLANG 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8' |
2020, June 13th | /nepgen/ | 4 - 1 | CLANG 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15' | |
2020, June 19th | /mggg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 25', 90+1' | |
/vg/ League 14 - Round of 16 | 2020, June 27th | /d2g/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' Penalties (4 - 1): CLANG , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing Gear. |
/vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28th | /ssbg/ | 1 - 3 | CLANG 35' |
/vg/ League 15 - Group E | 2020, November 21st | /hgg2d/ | 1 - 4 | Thomasformer 26' ...we just couldn't Alice. |
2020, November 27th | /2hug/ | 5 - 2 | CLANG 16', Landing Gear. 31', Thomasformer 43', 86', Mechanically. 74' | |
2020, December 6th | /drag/ | 2 - 3 | Thomasformer 26', CLANG 36' | |
/vg/ League 16 - Group L | 2021, May 23rd | /eftg/ | 4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 21', 35', 56', CLANG 75' |
2021, May 29th | /fg/ | 1 - 0 | CLANG 7' | |
2021, June 4th | /gbfg/ | 5 - 0 | CLANG 24', 45+2', 90+0', Mechanically Engineered Autism 65', 84', CLANG with the 9.0! | |
/vg/ League 16 - Round of 16 | 2021, June 12th | /akg/ | 3 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 85', 90+3', Early Access Sandbox Game 78' Penalties (0 - 2): F o u r misses, holy shit |
Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 2019, September 29th | /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl | 0 - 2 | |
2019, October 4th | /kspg/ - The Space Bowl | 0 - 1 | hhehehe we stole jeb | |
/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 2020, March 22 | /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 66' |
2020, March 27 | /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final | 3 - 4 | CLANG 15', 21', 86' - Mechanically. 74', Landing Gear. 82' | |
/vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 2020, September 25th | /r6g/ - The B owlsiege | 1 - 2 | CLANG 90 + 1' - KEEEEEEEEN 15' |
/vg/ League 16 Friendlies | 2021, March 27th | /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl | 3 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 61', CLANG 90 + 2' |
Player Autistics
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 25 | 11 | 9 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 12 | 11 | 2 |
Thomasformer | 8 | 6 | 1 |
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 5 | 11 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Gas The Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | 0 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Chad Stormworks Player | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 42 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Square-chan | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Player | Date | Match | Record |
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Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 2020 June 7th | VGL 14 /mcg/ | Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!) |
CLANG | 2021 June 4th | VGL 16 /gbfg/ | First official 9.0 player rating, so far the highest VGL rating ever! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼ |
Physicians
aieou, 21st December 2019: /egg/'s first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us our VGL 13 /vrg/ match. Good job, son.
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
Current - /vg/ League 16 (subject to change) | /vg/ League 16 Friendlies | /vg/ League 15 | /vg/ League 15 Friendlies | /vg/ League 14 | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | /vg/ League 13 | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | /vg/ League 12 |
Aesthetics (needs updating to midcups) |
I appear to have forgotten |
Aes. (First of PES 19) |
Aes. - lost to time |