| /egg/
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| Praise The Omnissiah!
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| /egg/ - Engineering Games General
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| Founded
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May 5th, 2017
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| Manager
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Marek Rosa
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| Owner
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Keen Software House
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| IRL manager
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PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh (caretaker)
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
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| Ranking
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22nd
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| Highest rank
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10th (June 30th, 2019)
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| Lowest rank
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39th (June 25th, 2017)
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| Top scorer
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CLANG (18)
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| Top assister
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Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons (11)
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| Captain
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Eggman
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| Website
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/egg/ - Engineering Games General
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| Nickname
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Formerly /svgg/
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| Historic performance
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D
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 9
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3
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8
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20
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45%
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| Team music
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
Ever since has been a rollercoaster ride, with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with 
/domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses in VGL 15. The Omnissiah giveth, the Omnissiah taketh away.
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Info
Proof of Interest:
https://boards.4channel.org/vg/thread/318934748#p320040859 (final roster poll results - 2021/01/07)
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
- Possum
Roster
Full /egg/ Roster page here (a work in progress, just like all of our games)
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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Eggman 
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| 2
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EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
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| 3
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Gas The Marek
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| 4
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aeiou
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| 5
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The Chad Stormworks Player
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| 6
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>Physician
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| 19
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Chaos Engine
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| 22
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
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| 20
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Thomasformer
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| 21
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Mechanically Engineered Autism
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| 23
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CLANG 
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 7
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Square-chan
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| 8
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>Structural Integrity
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| 9
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John Madden
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| 10
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Jebediah Kerman
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| 11
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SPIDERTRON
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| 12
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FAILURE
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| 13
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BLUE, HURT
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| 14
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Nick "Unification" Smart
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| 15
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Godforsaken Astronaut
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| 16
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Anatheus Vaya
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| 17
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Turrents
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| 18
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DAKKA
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Match History
Official Matches
| Competition
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Date
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Opponent
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Result
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Scorers
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| /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group B
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2017, June 2nd
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 /pg/
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0 - 1
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John Madden  76'
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| 2017, June 3rd
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 /agdg/
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1 - 3
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Smug Marek  22'
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| 2017, June 4th
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 /civ4xg/
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1 - 0
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KEEEEEEEEN 73'
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| /vg/ League 12 - Group I
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2019, June 9
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/agdg/
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2 - 2
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CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78'
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| 2019, June 15
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 /feg/
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5 - 0
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Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. 42', Mechanically. 59', CLANG 70'
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| 2019, June 21
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 /vitagen/
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2 - 0
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CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84'
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| /vg/ League 12 - Round of 16
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2019, June 29
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 /gfg/
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4 - 2
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Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks)
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| /vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals
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2019, June 30
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 /dbg/
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0 - 1
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>Physician 36'
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| /vg/ League 13 - Group B
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2019, November 22
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 /drg/
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2 - 3
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', CLANG 52'
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| 2019, December 1
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 /vrg/
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3 - 4
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Mechanically. 11', CLANG 27', Thomasformer 72' (FUCKING AEIOU  81')
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| 2019, December 7
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 /alg/
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1 - 1
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 89'
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| /vg/ League 14 - Group K
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2020, June 7
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 /mcg/
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4 - 2
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CLANG 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8'
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| 2020, June 13
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 /nepgen/
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4 - 1
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CLANG 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15'
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| 2020, June 19
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 /mggg/
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2 - 2
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CLANG 25', 90+1'
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| /vg/ League 14 - Round of 16
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2020, June 27
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 /d2g/
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1 - 1
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 76'
Penalties (4 - 1): CLANG  , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing Gear.
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| /vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals
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2020, June 28
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 /ssbg/
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1 - 3
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CLANG 35'
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| /vg/ League 15 - Group E
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2020, November 21
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 /hgg2d/
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4 - 1
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Thomasformer 26' ...we just couldn't Alice.
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| 2020, November 27
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 /2hug/
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5 - 2
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CLANG 16', Landing Gear. 31', Thomasformer 43' (86), Mechanically. 74'
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| 2020, December 6
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 /drag/
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2 - 3
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Thomasformer 26', CLANG 36'
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| /vg/ League 16 - Group L
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2021, May 23
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 /eftg/
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4 - 1
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 21, 35, 56', CLANG 75'
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| 2021, May 29
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 /fg/
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1 - 0
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CLANG 7'
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| 2021, June 4
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 /gbfg/
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5 - 0
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CLANG 24' (45+2), 90+0', Mechanically Engineered Autism 65' (84) - (CLANG with the 9.0!)
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| /vg/ League 16 - Round of 16
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tba
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Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
| Competition
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Date
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Opponent
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Result
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Scorers
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| /vg/ League 13 Friendlies
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2019, September 29th
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 /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl
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0 - 2
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| 2019, October 4th
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 /kspg/ - The Space Bowl
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0 - 1
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hhehehe we stole jeb
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| /vg/ League 14 Friendlies
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2020, March 22
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 /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl
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1 - 2
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 66'
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| 2020, March 27
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 /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final
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3 - 4
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CLANG 15', 21', 86' - Mechanically. 74', Landing Gear. 82'
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| /vg/ League 15 Friendlies
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2020, September 25th
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 /r6g/ - The B owlsiege
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1 - 2
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CLANG 90 + 1' - KEEEEEEEEN 15'
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| /vg/ League 16 Friendlies
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2021, March 27th
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 /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl
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3 - 2
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Mechanically Engineered Autism 61', CLANG 90 + 2'
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Player Autistics
| Player
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Goals
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Assists
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MotMs
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| CLANG
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19
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9
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7
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| Mechanically Engineered Autism
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9
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8
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2
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| Thomasformer
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8
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5
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1
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| Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
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5
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11
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0
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| Chaos Engine
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1
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3
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0
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| Smug Marek
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1
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1
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0
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| EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
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1
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0
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0
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| KEEEEEEEEN
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1
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0
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0
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Saves
| Keeper
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Saves
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| Eggman
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32
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| Nick "Unification" Smart
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3
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| Early Access Sandbox Game
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2
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| Robokek
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1
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Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons: scored the latest goal in a regulation length match in the /vg/ League, scoring at 90+8' against /mcg/, beating the previous record by a second!
Physicians
aieou: our first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us our VGL 13 /vrg/ match. Good job, son.
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
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