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Being one of the sixteen starters of the 4chan Cup, /g/'s trajectory has been one of mediocrity. Their performance in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup was better than their past Elite Cup performances, seeing the team advance to a final they would eventually lose. Afterwards, /g/ had the same bad luck they'd historically had in their next Elite Cups, down to not even competing in one they promoted to, their misery only temporarily halted by the 2017 4chan Summer Cup and 2019 4chan Winter Cup.
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History
2018
After the events in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup, /g/ was granted entry into the Winter Cup, being in Pot 2. However, they had Managerial drama, with Narcissist !!zmsptqHmZEu getting banned for drama with co-manager Smoothie Mane !!0z3uZxZe05x. Soon came a new manager in mercurialok !!mzkcte6P0Y8, however he mysteriously vanished 3 weeks before the tactical deadline. In turn, another manager came in by the name of Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow in order to ail such woes. The draw placed them in Group B reminiscent of ones of the past, with /pol/, /sp/, and the team that knocked them out last cup /toy/. Kicking off Winter under the same version of PES as last year was a game against /pol/, a team they have not faced since the early days of the cup. /pol/ quickly got on the scoresheet from Moonman, but /g/ kept their offenses down afterwards. Then Install Gentoo pulled off another bicycle kick to bring the game level, and it seemed /g/ would get at least a point out of this game. However, Moonman once again scored and gave /pol/ the go ahead goal to put /g/ in a precarious situation. Against /toy/, non medal Something Happened would put a goal to give /g/ a lead, but /toy/'s ELITE™ tactical jeans was able to bring the game 2-1 in favor of them. With relegation possible, /g/ went +2 to try and bring the game level, which they would thanks to teedus getting a goal at the 75th minute. In the end, both teams held on, and the group became 6-2-1-1 at the end of weekend. The final match was a game against /sp/, a team that tormented /g/ with games that closed away any hope they may have had of advancing to knockouts. Knowing the stakes, /g/ once again kicked off with Gentoo Installed. However, the /g/ defense crumbled and /sp/ put up two to make the matter more dire for /g/. However, Thinkpad was able to get the game level at 2-2, making it possible to have them advance if /toy/ lost or drew to /pol/. However, the game ended 2-2, and /toy/ advanced with 3 points, making them the first ever team to make the knockouts without winning a single game in their group.
/g/ headed to the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup with there being a return to the Megababby, with 5 teams instead of 4. In this babby, /g/ was drawn in Group E with /o/, /ck/, /po/ and newcomers /bant/. The first match was against /po/, which saw /g/ quickly gain a 4-0 lead from scoring all around. However, a late /po/ comeback with Broken Printer collecting a hat trick in the final few minutes gave /po/ life, but that was shut down in the end from stallman, ending 4-3. Next up was /o/, where it was a more defensive battle as neither side could get past each defense aside from getting one past each other. The two settled for a point, and /g/ looked healthy heading into their next game against /bant/. However, this was not what happened, where /bant/ unleashed an array of goals and even the goal of the tournament to overpower /g/, losing 4-0 to the newly founded team. However, they still had life to advance towards /ck/, and this involved beating /ck/ and hoping for /o/ to beat /bant/. They did achieve the act of beating /ck/ by a late goal from Install Gentoo, but the aftermath of the /bant/ game hurt them in the end, as /bant/ achieved the draw and went to summer, meanwhile /g/ was left out on 7 points, and finished 18th.
For the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, /g/ was back in a normal babby format, and the fear of the fetus appeared once again. Being pot 2 thanks to two teams facing their deaths before autumn, /g/ was drawn into Group E with /toy/, /vp/, and another newcomer in /aco/. Unlike their game against fellow eight founding team /bant/, /aco/ gave /g/ a battle of goaltending with both keepers being sharp and saving shot after shot. However, the game ended 0-0 and the end result was disapointment for everyone and the viewers. Knowing something had to be changed, /g/ used a 4-4-2 against /toy/, which activated their offense and got themselves goals from four of their medals, and chewing up the /toy/ defense, as revenge for summer and winter. One last team stood by, and that was /vp/. With /vp/ practically confirmed, they took it easy resting a medal. However, /g/ knew this game mattered. However, the longball siege finally struck as Tentaquil put one in early at the 30 minute mark. Then /g/ tried to claw their way back into the game, and did with Teedus getting a goal late to bring it even. In the end, Citizen Snips had the final say as /vp/ took a win against /g/ 2-1 from a 90+ goal. The promotion of /g/ held firmly with /aco/ /toy/, which was able to happen thanks to goal differential, even when /aco/ had won 4-1. The teedus goal in the end saved their ticket for winter. In the knockouts, /g/ had to play /co/, which they also were able to beat 2-1 from goals by Gentoo and Botnet. Unfortunately, the run for /g/ came to a halt when /w/ slurped their way to 0-0 benuldies, and saw Terry A. Davis choke his kick, leaving /g/ at 5th place, similar to their babby run in Spring 17. They now await the 2019 4chan Winter Cup.
2019
Soon™
Tournament History
| Competition | Win | Draw | Loss | Final Placement | Tier | Status | Notes | |
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 2011 4chan Summer Cup
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2 | 0 | 2 | Losers' Round 3 | 
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Stayed Elite | Double elimination bracket | |
 2012 4chan Winter Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | Losers' Round 2 |
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Stayed Elite | Double elimination bracket | |
 2012 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 1 | 2 | Group Stage | 
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Relegated to Babby | Relegated with Wooden Spoon; Lost Elite Status | |
 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage |
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Stayed Babby | ||
 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage | 
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Promoted to Elite | Promoted to Elite due Dragongate | |
 2013 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 0 | 3 | Group Stage |
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Relegated to Babby | ||
 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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1 | 1 | 1 | Round of 16 |
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Promoted to Elite | ||
 2014 4chan Winter Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage |
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Relegated to Babby | ||
 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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1 | 2 | 1 | Group Stage |
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Stayed Babby | ||
 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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4 | 0 | 2 | Quarter Final |
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Promoted to Elite | 4-20 sliders are a quick and reliable tactic for comebacks | |
 2015 4chan Winter Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage |
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Relegated to Babby | ||
 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2 | 0 | 3 | Round of 16 |
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Promoted to Elite | ||
 2015 4chan Summer Cup
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5 | 1 | 1 | 2nd place |
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Stayed Elite | thanks >stallman for fucking up in the final | |
 2016 4chan Winter Cup
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage |
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Relegated to Babby | >medal defenders | |
 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2 | 1 | 1 | Round of 16 |
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Promoted to Elite | ||
 2016 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 0 | 0 | Disqualified |
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Relegated to Babby | Disqualified due to having no Manager | |
 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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0 | 1 | 2 | Group Stage |
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Stayed Babby | At least we didn't get relegated into the fetus | |
 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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3 | 1 | 1 | Quarter Final |
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Promoted to Elite | >two reds in a quarter final | |
 2017 4chan Summer Cup
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2 | 1 | 1 | Round of 16 |
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Stayed Elite | thanks >pajeet for fucking up the corner | |
 2018 4chan Winter Cup
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0 | 2 | 1 | Group Stage |
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Relegated to Babby | >letting /toy/ go over you | |
 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2 | 1 | 1 | Group Stage |
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Stayed Babby | >letting /bant/ go over you | |
 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2 | 1 | 2 | Quarter Final |
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Promoted to Elite | >dying on benadies while scoring nothing in full time | |
 2019 4chan Winter Cup
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2 | 1 | 1 | Round of 16 |
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Stayed Elite | It's PES16 what are you gonna do? | |
 2019 4chan Summer Cup
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0 | 1 | 2 | Group Stage |
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Relegated to Babby | ||
| Cup performances | 34 | 15 | 39 | |||||
| Official Friendlies | 1 | 4 | 9 | |||||
| Total | 35 | 19 | 48 | |||||
Match History
2011
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2011 Summer Cup |
First Round |  /int/
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0-1 L | August 6, 2011 | |
| Losers' Round 1 |  /s/
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2-1 W | ?  ?'? ?'
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August 6, 2011 | |
| Losers' Round 2 |  /tv/
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3-0 W | ? ?' ? ?'? ?'
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August 7, 2011 | |
| Losers' Round 3 |  /a/
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1-2 L | Firefox ?'
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August 8, 2011 | |
2012
As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2012 Winter Cup |
First Round | /tv/
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3-0 W | No Drivers 6', 65', 69'
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January 5, 2012 |
| Quarter Finals |  /ck/
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0-1 L | January 6, 2012 | ||
| Losers' Round 2 |  /co/
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2-3 L | No Drivers 21' Sennheiser 81'
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January 7, 2012 | |
 2012 Spring Babby Cup |
Friendlies |  /gif/
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1-4 L | Bloat 45+2'
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March 4, 2012 |
 2012 Summer Cup |
Friendlies |  /sci/
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3-7 L | Bloat 22', 89' No Drivers 45+1'
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April 21, 2012 |
 /3/
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1-7 L | No Drivers 30'
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April 28, 2012 | ||
 /wg/
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2-3 L | Woodscrews 11' No Drivers 37'
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May 26, 2012 | ||
| Group Stage | /a/
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1-1 D | No Drivers 45+1'
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July 12, 2012 | |
 /pol/
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1-2 L | randytaylor69 90+2'
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July 14, 2012 | ||
 /m/
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0-5 L | July 15, 2012 | |||
 2012 Autumn Babby Cup |
Friendlies |  /mu/
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2-3 L | Install Gentoo 38' No Drivers 53'
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September 9, 2012 |
 /adv/
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3-1 W | No Drivers 12', 30', 51'
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September 15, 2012 | ||
 /k/
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1-1 D | Waifu Desktop 21' Install Gentoo 36'
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September 23, 2012 | ||
| Group Stage |  /h/
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3-5 W | No Drivers 14', 67' Woodscrews 22'
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October 12, 2014 | |
 /v/
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0-2 L | October 14, 2014 | |||
 /ic/
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6-0 W | Woodscrews 4', 59' No Drivers 42', 46', 52', 53'
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October 20, 2012 | ||
 2013 Winter Cup |
Friendlies |  /an/
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1-2 L | P-P-P-POWERBOOK 84'
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December 22, 2012 |
2013
As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2013 Spring Babby Cup |
Friendlies | /3/
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1-2 L | No Drivers 90+2'
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April 5, 2013 |
 /po/
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1-1 D | No Drivers 39'
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April 7, 2013 | ||
| Group Stage |  /x/
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2-1 W | RandyTaylor69 27', 81'
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May 3, 2013 | |
 /diy/
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1-2 L | RandyTaylor69 43'
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May 5, 2013 | ||
| /3/
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0-3 L | May 11, 2013 | |||
 2013 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | /m/
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0-1 L | August 17, 2013 | |
 /jp/
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1-2 L | Install Gentoo 51'
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August 23, 2013 | ||
 /sp/
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0-2 L | August 25, 2013 | |||
 2013 Autumn Babby Cup |
Friendlies |  /r9k/
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0-1 L | September 28, 2013 | |
 /u/
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2-2 D | Developers 32' Install Gentoo 44'
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October 5, 2013 | ||
| Group Stage |  /d/
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1-1 D | Install Gentoo 55'
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November 15, 2013 | |
 /n/
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1-2 W | Tidus 32', 41'
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November 17, 2013 | ||
| /an/
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0-3 L | November 23, 2013 | |||
| Round of 16 |  /f/
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0-2 L | November 30, 2013 | ||
2014
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2014 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | /f/
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1-2 L | Tidus 79'
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February 14, 2014 |
 /lgbt/
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1-0 W | Install Gentoo 20'
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February 16, 2014 | ||
| /sp/
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1-3 L | Tidus 21'
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February 22, 2014 | ||
 2014 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /3/
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4-2 W | Dead Waifu Age 4', 69' Moto /g/ 43'Teedus 63'
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April 5, 2014 |
| /r9k/
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0-0 D | April 11, 2014 | |||
 /gd/
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1-3 L | Dead Waifu Age 4'
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April 12, 2014 | ||
| /ic/
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1-1 D | Dead Waifu Age 52'
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April 20, 2014 | ||
 2014 Summer Cup |
Friendlies | /a/
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0-6 L | May 30, 2014 | |
| /co/
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0-0 D | June 1, 2014 | |||
 2014 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /trv/
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4-1 W | Audiophiles 12' Teedus 45+', 77'TOX 56'
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October 17, 2014 |
 /mlp/
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1-2 L | Teedus 45+'
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October 19, 2014 | ||
 /hm/
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2-1 W | Waifu Desktop 21' Install Gentoo 36'
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October 25, 2014 | ||
 /c/
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5-0 W | Teedus 37' Audiophiles 56', 90+'Install Gentoo 59', 65'
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October 31, 2014 | ||
| Round of 16 | /m/
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2-0 W | Install Gentoo 10', 52'
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November 8, 2014 | |
| Quarter Finals |  /e/
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0-4 L | November 9, 2014 | ||
2015
Due to post-cup drama, the match against 
/wsg/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup has been voided.
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2015 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /vg/
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1-2 L | Teedus 6'
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February 14, 2015 |
 /lit/
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2-1 W | Install Gentoo 26', 85'
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February 20, 2015 | ||
| /wsg/
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3-1 L | Teedus 3'
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February 22, 2015 | ||
 2015 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /int/
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4-2 W | Terrorist Watch 2' Ballmer 15', 58'Beats by Dr. Dr 66'
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April 24, 2015 |
 /vr/
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1-3 L | Steve Jobs 90+'
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April 26, 2015 | ||
 /w/
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2-0 W | Terrorist Watch 22', 90+'
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May 3, 2015 | ||
| /trv/
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1-3 L | Ballmer 23'
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May 9, 2015 | ||
| Round of 16 | /mu/
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3-4 L | Beats by Dr. Dr 10' Terrorist Watch 50'Steve Jobs 86'
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May 27, 2017 | |
 2015 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | /f/
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1-0 W | Audiophiles 19'
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August 1, 2015 |
| /x/
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4-2 W | Install Gentoo 20', 40', 55' No Time For Love 50'
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August 7, 2015 | ||
| /h/
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1-1 D | Audiophiles 40'
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August 9, 2015 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /tg/
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3-1 W | Failed /g/ Project 4' Audiophiles 40'No Time For Love 56'
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August 15, 2015 | |
| Quarter Finals | /tv/
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4-1 W | Install Gentoo 45+', 52', 89' No Time For Love 72'
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August 16, 2015 | |
| Semi Finals |  /b/
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1-0 W | Audiophiles 7'
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August 16, 2015 | |
| Final | /mlp/
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1-2 L | DPT 30'
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August 16, 2015 | |
2016
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2016 Winter Cup |
Group Stage |  /s4s/
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0-4 L | February 20, 2016 | |
| /gd/
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1-2 L | No Time For Love 31'
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February 26, 2016 | ||
| /r9k/
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4-3 W | Install Gentoo 5', 64' No Time For Love 59', 84'
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February 28, 2016 | ||
 2016 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /biz/
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1-1 D | Install Gentoo 71'
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May 7, 2016 |
| /tg/
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2-1 W | Botnet 39' No Time For Love 62'
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May 13, 2016 | ||
| /sci/
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1-0 W | Install Gentoo 11'
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May 15, 2016 | ||
| Round of 16 | /sp/
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1-3 L | Install Gentoo 7'
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May 21, 2016 | |
 2016 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /tv/
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2-5 L | No Time For Love 60' Install Gentoo 79'
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October 28, 2016 |
 /t/
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3-3 D | No Time For Love 16', 24' Install Gentoo 31'
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November 4, 2016 | ||
| /mu/
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2-3 L | Botnet 43', 48'
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November 6, 2016 | ||
2017
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2017 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /w/
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1-1 D | No Time For Love 8'
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May 13, 2017 |
| /a/
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2-1 W | Install Gentoo 90+1' No time For Love 67'
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May 19, 2017 | ||
 /out/
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3-2 W | Install Gentoo 21', 51', 75'
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May 21, 2017 | ||
| Round of 16 | /po/
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3-2 W | Install Gentoo 10', 52' Thinkpad 49'
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May 27, 2017 | |
| Quarter Finals | /an/
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1-2 L | Install Gentoo 43'
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May 28, 2017 | |
 2017 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | /gd/
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1-0 W | Thinkpad 42'
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July 29, 2017 |
| /co/
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3-0 W | Install Gentoo 16', 20', 44'
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August 4, 2017 | ||
| /int/
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4-4 D | SICP 47' No Time For Love 57', 90+5'Install Gentoo 75'
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August 6, 2017 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /toy/
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2-3 L | Programming Socks 28' Install Gentoo 65'
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August 12, 2017 | |
2018
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2018 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | /pol/
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1-2 L | Install Gentoo 38'
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February 16, 2018 |
| /toy/
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2-2 D | Something Happened 16' No Time For Love 75'
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February 18, 2018 | ||
| /sp/
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2-2 D | Install Gentoo 21' Thinkpad 69'
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February 24, 2018 | ||
 2018 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | /po/
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4-3 W | Terry A. Davis 10' Install Gentoo 24', 45+2'Thinkpad 52'
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May 5, 2018 |
 /o/
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1-1 D | Botnet 23'
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May 12, 2018 | ||
 /bant/
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0-4 L | May 18, 2018 | |||
| /ck/
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2-1 W | Programming Socks 15' Install Gentoo 83'
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May 20, 2018 | ||
 2018 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage |  /aco/
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0-0 D | October 27, 2018 | |
| /toy/
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4-1 W | No Time For Love 48' Thinkpad 60'Botnet 63'Terry A. Davis 69'
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November 2, 2018 | ||
 /vp/
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1-2 L | No Time For Love 73'
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November 4, 2018 | ||
| Round of 16 | /co/
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2-1 W | Install Gentoo 8' Botnet 34'
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November 10, 2018 | |
| Quarter Finals | /w/
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0-0 (4-5 PK) L | November 11, 2018 | ||
2019
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 2019 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | /sci/
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8-6 W | Install Gentoo 13', 34', 86', 90+3' No Time for Love 28', 80'Programming Socks 60'Terry A. Davis 69'
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February 15, 2019 |
| /f/
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5-3 W | Install Gentoo 55', 74', 90+0' Terry A. Davis 60', 66'
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February 17, 2019 | ||
| /h/
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2-2 D | Install Gentoo 3', 49'
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February 23, 2019 | ||
| Round of 16 | /s4s/
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4-5 L | Developers 34' Install Gentoo 54', 90+3'Terry A. Davis 109'
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March 2, 2019 | |
 2019 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | /lit/
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1-1 D | Install Gentoo 76'
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July 19, 2019 |
| /vg/
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1-2 L | Terry A. Davis 90'
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July 21, 2019 | ||
| /h/
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1-3 L | Terry A. Davis 87'
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July 27, 2019 | ||
Honors
Team
2015 Summer Cup
Runner-up2015 Summer Cup
Most improved team2015 Summer Cup
Underdog/surprise of the tournament2015 Summer Cup
Biggest upset2015 Summer Cup
Biggest spaghetti moment
Stallman heading the ball into his own net to lose the final
Individual
2015 Summer Cup
Player of the tournament
Richard Stallman2015 Summer Cup
Golden Glove
Richard Stallman
2017 Summer Cup
Goal of the tournament
Install Gentoo's bicycle kick against /toy/2017 Summer Cup
Golden Ball
No Time For Love
Gallery and Fan Content
- 2019 4chan Winter Cup Medals Photo
- The gold wonder striker
- 2017 4chan Summer Cup Team Photo
- Gentoo In Time - A mashup of /vr/'s and /g/'s goalhorns
Trivia
- Install Gentoo in Winter 19 tied the record for most goals scored in the group stage with 9.
/g/ vs /sci/ in Winter 19 tied the record of most goals scored by one team with 8.- /g/ vs /sci/ in Winter 19 broke the record for goals scored in one match with 14.
- /g/ vs /an/ in Spring 17 tied the record of most red cards with 2.
- /g/ vs /mu/ in Spring 15 has the record of most shots by both teams.
- /g/ is the first team to spoon a modern Elite Cup.
Contact
gio !!up/5f4cJvZ6
- IRC: Giovani1906
- Discord: gio#2949
- Email: 4cc.giovani1906@gmail.com
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