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/g/
G-G-G-GEEK SQUAD
G logo.png
/g/ - Technology
Founded August 2011
IRL manager OMP !!YrxbeRs+PlG
Team colors
Chat color BBBAFF
GentooPurple
Ranking 2 (increase 31)
Highest rank 2th (January 8, 2012)
Lowest rank 42nd (February, 2013)
Top scorer No Drivers (20)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Install Gentoo
Website /g/ - Technology
Nickname The /g/entoomen
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
20 10 30 60 33.33%
GF GA GD
89 116 -27
Biggest win
/g/ G icon.png 6–0 Ic icon.png /ic/
October 20, 2012
Biggest defeat
/3/ 3 icon.png 7–1 G icon.png /g/
April 28, 2012
First match
/int/ Int icon.png 1–0 G icon.png /g/
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem GNU/StallmanQuest

Goal horn Gee
Kits


Being one of the sixteen starters of the 4Chan Cup, /g/'s trajectory has been one of mediocricity and defeat. Their performance in Winter was better than their past Elite Cup performances, but /g/ still failed to advance to the knockout stages, finishing 20th overall out of 32.

Export

2015 Summer Cup:

Save - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B33HGIGrHLacV2RyWV8yNWRlZHM/view?usp=sharing

Aesthetics - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B33HGIGrHLacMTJzcnJFTVdfSDA/view?usp=sharing

Music

Anthem - GNU/Stallmanquest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8gealMDsg

Goalhorns

- When No Time For Love scores: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B33HGIGrHLacaUplMV91ZGNwX0U/view?usp=sharing

- Everyone else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

Roster

Main Article: /g/ roster.

No. Position Player
31
  GK
Stallman
5
  CB
CS Grad
75
  CB
Housefires
11
  CB
Guts Thread
6
  DMF
Botnet
27
  DMF
*BSD
7
  CMF
GNU/Linux
26
  CMF
Failed /g/ Project
19
  SS
Audiophiles
9
  SS
No Time For Love
10
  CF
Install Gentoo Captain.png
No. Position Player
22
  GK
Common Sense
18
  GK
Free Software
25
  CB
Two Clock
66
  CB
Ritchie
34
  CB
SICP
23
  CB
FemSF
8
  CB
Steve Jobs
21
  DMF
Deep Dreaming
3
  DMF
Torvalds
95
  DMF
Thinkpad
33
  CMF
DPT
77
  CMF
Green Is My Pepper

Match History

2011-2012

In the first 4chan Cups, /g/ was a rather forgettable side with no real /g/ culture being represented. There wasn't much of a fanbase to be found in the board, but despite that, the team found a manager named Mute. With a more proper roster, /g/ became...awful. The team could only get 3 wins in 2012, and would suffer 11 losses. In the 2012 Summer Cup, /g/ turned out to be a rather unlucky side in their first two matches, choking a 1-0 lead against /a/ at the last minute, and losing 2-1 to /pol/ with an own goal. They were in a desperate mindset against /m/, and Mute's panic led to a hilariously retarded tactical change where he threw several players forward and proceeded to get blown out by /m/ 5-0, sending /g/ to the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup.

/g/ would participate in Autumn friendlies, but in the actual cup and since then, Mute was inactive and for a long, long time, the team was basically without a manager and outdated as hell. So, it surprised no one to see the /g/entoomen get embarrassed by newcomers /h/ in a 5-3 loss and outclassed by /v/ in a 2-0 loss during the Autumn Babby Cup. What did surprise everyone was /g/'s 6-0 win over /ic/. This sparked arguments among viewers: had /h/ lost to /v/ after this, /g/ would have qualified for the 2013 Winter Cup, and /ic/'s conditions crippled their team with the whole defense being in purple conditioning. Rigging was suspected and something had to be done. The settings for conditioning were changed after this cup.

2013

The mistimed challenge that sent /g/ straight back into the Babbies after two matches.

With the 2013 Spring Babby Cup approaching, /g/ was as outdated usual, but managed to get a friendly draw against an ambitious /po/ team that had just found new life through a new manager. In the real cup, /g/ surprised many with an upset 2-1 win over /x/ and a 1-1 draw against /diy/. All of a sudden, this outdated dead team was coming to life on its own, and then a mysterious manager came along. His name was /g/entleady, and he managed one match for /g/, lost 3-0 to /3/ and just like that, /g/ was eliminated from this Babby Cup and failed qualify for the 2013 Summer Cup. /g/entleady announced that he quit managing the team after this and was never heard from again.

Following the events of Dragongate, a bunch of teams that previously failed to promote from the 2013 Spring Babby Cup were now promoted to the 2013 Summer Cup. /g/ was one of these teams, and they proceeded to get whipped left and right, with 0 points in their group. Their new manager, UselessNepgear was off to a bad, bad start, but the team did get some sympathy from viewers who noticed that /g/ was at least trying to play better football at this time. Plus, /g/'s loss to /jp/ was caused by a last minute penalty kick for the latter team, and this, combined with the desire from some fans to see /sp/ get relegated, got /g/ some support going into their match with /sp/.

But support unfortunately does always lead to good football, and thus, /g/ had to prove themselves on the pitch in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup. For this season, /g/ had two managers, with Vaporwarez becoming a co-manager. Two heads proved to be better than one since /g/ qualified to the 2014 Winter Cup, but they were battered and bruised in doing so. /an/ thrashed /g/ 3-0, but due to a combination of other results, /g/'s 4 points in the group were enough to get them second place. Afterwards, /f/ cut /g/'s celebration short with a 2-0 loss for the /g/entoomen. UselessNepgear retired just before this match, so it was up Vaporwarez to get /g/ to survive a major 4chan cup in the next season.

2014

One of the new custom aesthetics for /g/ in the PES 2014 era included the Oculus Rift on a player named Dead Waifu Age.

The 2014 Winter Cup was more of the same for /g/ - aside from a win against a very shy /lgbt/ team, /g/ went back to losing matches as usual and got relegated back to the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. This cup got /g/ to truly suffer: despite an energetic start with a 4-2 win over /3/, /g/'s form floundered in the new 5-team group format for the Spring Babby Cup this year. The offense was made to look like fools in a 0-0 draw against /r9k/ where the robots did not take a single shot in the whole match. Kerning danced around /g/'s defense in a 3-1 win for /gd/, and the 1-1 draw against /ic/ was not enough to get past the group stage. Worst of all, the few fans /g/ had were getting tired of their manager's bitching, and thus, he left the team after this cup.

OMP would become the new /g/ manager for the next two seasons. In the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup, the strangest thing happened: /g/ actually won a respectable amount of matches. This cup had /g/ beat the 2014 Winter Cup champions, /trv/. While many had predicted that /trv/ would fall off a cliff after that cup, this 4-1 win really put an exclamation mark on how far the former champions had fallen. After a predictable loss against /mlp/, /g/ bounced back with good performances in their 3 match winning streak during the cup. Unfortunately, /g/ completely shit themselves against /e/ once their match went into extra time, conceding 4 goals in a space of 8 in-game minutes.

2015

This year's Winter Cup had similar results for /g/ - 1 win, 2 losses, back to the Spring Babby Cup. Following this, OMP quit managing /g/, and MonsterIsland took over in hopes of getting the /g/entoomen back in a major cup.

/int/'s glory days were far behind them, and in a 4-2 loss to /g/, it was clear that those days wouldn't come back any time soon. Afterwards, /g/ faced a slight scare with a 3-1 loss to /vr/. The infamous Steve Jobs scored the consolation goal, but this wouldn't be Apple's last involvement in /g/'s goals. Terrorist Watch scored a double against /w/, and before they knew it, /g/ qualified for the 2015 Summer Cup due to having 6 points in the group, and a combination of other results. The /g/entoomen were able relax for the rest of the cup.

/g/'s hopes of competing in the 2015 Summer Cup were nearly dashed when MonsterIsland retired just before Summer. However, OMP came back, and with yet another hugely revised roster, /g/ went into Summer 2015 an underdog among the top teams. The first match of /g/'s Summer Cup was a 1-0 victory over /f/ backed by goalkeeper Common Sense, a surprise given /g/'s rather terrible previous history against /f/. The second match came with Gentoo fully installed, as he scored a hat trick and /x/'s spaghetti goalkeeper allowed new gold medal No Time For Love to score a 4th in a 4-2 victory over /x/. With 6 points through 2 matches, all /g/ needed to advance to the final round was a draw or /x/ win in the second to last Group G match. /x/ delivered with a cheeky 90+ goal to make their match 2-2, and while it seemed like /g/ would relax for the final match, any speculation about their taking this match less seriously was silenced when Audiophiles scored the first goal against /h/. /g/oalkeeping saved the day again as long-time savior Richard Stallman stopped most of a late /h/ onslaught to secure /g/'s spot atop the group.

The later rounds of the Summer Cup took /g/ to new heights as they got an upset victory over /tg/, the defending 4chan cup champions. In the quarterfinals, /g/ fucked /tv/'s shit up in a 4-1 win, and an early goal from Audiophiles gave the /g/entoomen all they needed to get to the final against /mlp/. For a while, at least, /g/ seemed to be unstoppable due to their sharp offense and Stallman putting on great goalkeeping performances. During the first half of their fateful match against /mlp/, /g/ took the lead and were looking like they could walk away as the Summer Cup champions. Sadly, all good things must come to an end: /g/'s form finally decayed in the second half, and an unfortunate bounce of the ball led to /mlp/ equalizing. From then on, /mlp/ rolled with the momentum they had and eventually won the final 2-1.

Official Matches

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August 6, 2011 Int icon.png /int/ First Round Winners' Bracket SC2011 0-1 L None
August 7, 2011 S icon.png /s/ First Round Losers' Bracket SC2011 2-1 W Unknown
August 7, 2011 Tv icon.png /tv/ Second Round Losers' Bracket SC2011 3-0 W Unknown
August 8, 2011 A icon.png /a/ Third Round Losers' Bracket SC2011 1-2 L Unknown
January 5, 2012 Tv icon.png /tv/ First Round Winners' Bracket WC2012 3-0 W No Drivers Goal 6'65'69'
January 6, 2012 Ck icon.png /ck/ Second Round Winners' Bracket WC2012 0-1 L None
January 7, 2012 Co icon.png /co/ Second Round Losers' Bracket WC2012 2-3 L No Drivers Goal 21'
Sennheiser Goal 81'
March, 2012 Gif icon.png /gif/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-4 L Bloat Goal 45+2'
April 21, 2012 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 3-7 L Bloat Goal 22'89'
No Drivers Goal 45+1'
April 28, 2012 3 icon.png /3/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-7 L No Drivers Goal 30'
May 26, 2012 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-3 L Woodscrews Goal 11'
No Drivers Goal 37'
July 13, 2012 A icon.png /a/ Group B SC2012 1-1 D No Drivers Goal 45+1'
July 14, 2012 Pol icon.png /pol/ Group B SC2012 1-2 L RandyTaylor69 Goal 90+2'
July 15, 2012 M icon.png /m/ Group B SC2012 0-5 L None
September 9, 2012 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-3 L Install Gentoo Goal 38'
No Drivers Goal 53'
September 15, 2012 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 3-1 W No Drivers Goal 12'30'51'
September 23, 2012 K icon.png /k/ 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Woodscrews Goal 7'
October 12, 2012 H icon.png /h/ Group E 2012ABC 3-5 L No Drivers Goal 14'67'
Woodscrews Goal 22'
October 13, 2012 V icon.png /v/ Group E 2012ABC 0-2 L None
October 20, 2012 Ic icon.png /ic/ Group E 2012ABC 6-0 W Woodscrews Goal 14'50'
No Drivers Goal 42'46'52'53'
December 22, 2012 An icon.png /an/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-2 L P-P-POWERBOOK Goal 84'
April 5, 2013 3 icon.png /3/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-2 L No Drivers Goal 90+1'
April 7, 2013 Po icon.png /po/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies 1-1 D No Drivers Goal 39'
May 3, 2013 X icon.png /x/ Group B 2013SBC 2-1 W RandyTaylor69 Goal 27'81'
May 5, 2013 Diy icon.png /diy/ Group B 2013SBC 1-1 D RandyTaylor69 Goal 43'
May 11, 2013 3 icon.png /3/ Group B 2013SBC 0-3 L None
August 17, 2013 M icon.png /m/ Group E 2013SC 0-1 L None
August 23, 2013 Jp icon.png /jp/ Group E 2013SC 1-2 L Install Gentoo Goal 51'
August 25, 2013 Sp icon.png /sp/ Group E 2013SC 0-2 L None
September 28, 2013 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 0-1 L None
October 5, 2013 U icon.png /u/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 2-2 D Developers Goal 32'
Install Gentoo Goal 44'
November 15, 2013 D icon.png /d/ Group C 2013ABC 1-1 D Install Gentoo Goal ??'
November 17, 2013 N icon.png /n/ Group C 2013ABC 2-1 W Tidus Goal 32'41'
November 23, 2013 An icon.png /an/ Group C 2013ABC 0-3 L
November 30, 2013 F icon.png /f/ Round of 16 2013ABC 0-2 L
February 14, 2014 F icon.png /f/ Group B 2014WC 1-2 L Tidus Goal 79'
February 16, 2014 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ Group B 2014WC 1-0 W Install Gentoo Goal 20'
February 22, 2014 Sp icon.png /sp/ Group B 2014WC 1-3 L Tidus Goal 21'
April 5, 2014 3 icon.png /3/ Group F 2014SBC 4-2 W Dead Waifu Age Goal 4'69'
Moto /g/ Goal 43'
Teedus Goal 63'
April 11, 2014 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group F 2014SBC 0-0 D
April 12, 2014 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group F 2014SBC 1-3 L Dead Waifu Age Goal 4'
April 20, 2014 Ic icon.png /ic/ Group F 2014SBC 1-1 D Dead Waifu Age Goal 52'
May 30, 2014 A icon.png /a/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-6 L
June 1, 2014 Co icon.png /co/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 0-0 D
October 17, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ Group C ABC2014 4-1 W Audiophiles Goal 12'
Teedus Goal 45+'77'
TOX Goal 56'
October 19, 2014 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Group C ABC2014 1-2 L Teedus Goal 45+'
October 25, 2014 Hm icon.png /hm/ Group C ABC2014 2-1 W Waifu Desktop Goal 21'
Install Gentoo Goal 36'
October 31, 2014 C icon.png /c/ Group C ABC2014 5-0 W Teedus Goal 39'
Audiophiles Goal 56'90+'
Install Gentoo Goal 59'65'
November 8, 2014 M icon.png /m/ Round of 16 ABC2014 2-0 W Install Gentoo Goal 25'42'
November 9, 2014 E icon.png /e/ Quarterfinals ABC2014 0-4 L
(a.e.t.)
February 14, 2015 Vg icon.png /vg/ Group E WC2015 1-2 L Teedus Goal 6'
February 20, 2015 Lit icon.png /lit/ Group E WC2015 2-1 W Install Gentoo Goal 26'85'
February 22, 2015 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Group E WC2015 1-3 L Teedus Goal 3'
April 24, 2015 Int icon.png /int/ Group C SBC2015 4-2 W Terrorist Watch Goal 2'
Ballmer Goal 15'58'
Beats by Dr. Dre Goal 66'
April 26, 2015 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group C SBC2015 1-3 L Steve Jobs Goal 90+'
May 2, 2015 W icon.png /w/ Group C SBC2015 2-0 W Terrorist Watch Goal 22'90+'
May 9, 2015 Trv icon.png /trv/ Group C SBC2015 1-3 L Ballmer Goal 23'
May 16, 2015 Mu icon.png /mu/ Round of 16 SBC2015 3-4 L Beats by Dr. Dr Goal 10'
Terrorist Watch Goal 50'
Steve Jobs Goal 86'
August 1, 2015 F icon.png /f/ Group G SC2015 1-0 W Audiophiles Goal 19'
August 7, 2015 X icon.png /x/ Group G SC2015 4-2 W Install Gentoo Goal 20'40'55'
No Time For Love Goal 80'
August 9, 2015 H icon.png /h/ Group G SC2015 1-1 D Audiophiles Goal 40'
August 15, 2015 Tg icon.png /tg/ Round of 16 SC2015 3-1 W Failed /g/ Project Goal 4'
Audiophiles Goal 40'
No Time For Love Goal 56'
August 16, 2015 Tv icon.png /tv/ Quarterfinals SC2015 4-1 W Install Gentoo Goal 45+'52'89'}
No Time For Love Goal 72'
August 16, 2015 B icon.png /b/ Semifinals SC2015 1-0 W Audiophiles Goal 7'
August 16, 2015 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Finals SC2015 1-2 L DPT Goal 30'

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