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Starting Eleven

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Untitled-1.AI		I'll name it later.
4	LB	Art And Arch		It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images and structures even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
15	CB	Logo Redesign		Get this Bauhaus shit out of my face. Serifs are not a sin dammit.
63	CB	Golden Ratio		Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. Idealized and unique. Platonic. Massive Hipster Bait.
20	RB	Comfy Bonfire		Ah yes, we had so much of that in early 2000's logo design, and now it's all gone. The timeless tradition of the glossy gradient and the layered metatextual connotations of the drop shadow. All those starving designers sleeping on the street, warming their hands by the flame of their graphic design college diplomas, forced out of work by corporate designbots with one font installed in a flat, shadowless, sans-serif dystopia.
19	DMF	Graphic Design Is My Passion		>using GIMP
14	CMF	Rate My Logo		It's still shit, kill yourself.
10	CMF	Helvetica		The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
	AMF	Minimalism		...
2	SS	Glitch Art		HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!
11	CF	Kerning the Kat		The friendly graphic design advice cat that you should always listen to. Is also Satan incarnate.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
99	GK	Untitled-1.JPG		Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture of a gotdang hotdog.
13	LB	Font Share Thread		A thread where you request and share fonts. Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
16	CB	Random Album Art Thread		Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
6	CB	>bumping /gd/		No we're not making you a logo, stop bumping your thread.
3	RB	Cracked		For many people if pirating photoshop wasn't an option back in the day they may not have followed their passion for graphic design. But for most people they just wanted to fuck with the filters.
$	DMF	Fuck You Pay Me		Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me
9	DMF	Dodge Tool Crack Pipe		"This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
22	CMF	Pepsi Universe		G R A V I T A T I O N A L
23	CMF	Lens Flare		"Lens Flare is always cool" - Kerning the Kat
5	AMF	Read The Sticky		Welcome to /gd/.
12	SS	Ｖ　Ａ　Ｐ　Ｏ　Ｒ　Ｗ　Ａ　Ｖ　Ｅ		Ｒｅｃａｐｔｕｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｒｅａｍ　ｏｆ　ａ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｌｏｎｇ　ｐａｓｔ．
43	SS	>>>/wsr/		"Hey /gd/ could you photosho-" No, fuck off. >>>/wsr/

Kernings

Picture	Name	Opposing Team	Description
	Kerning	TBD	Classic Kern. Whenever /gd/ is too busy trying not to lose you'll see the one true Kerning.
	Professor Kerning	/sci/	Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.
	Coning	/o/	Thinks there's nothing wrong with using cursive fonts on street signs.
	悪い助言猫	/jp/	私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています
	Kerning On The Way Cool Rocket	/n/	Kerning Says: Standing on a jet engine is the future of transportation!
	Supreme Gentlecat Kerning	/r9k/	While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.
	Kernbey	/u/	Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
	Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake	/ck/	This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars.
	GUNDAM Pilot: Kerning	/m/	This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
	Starfucker - Reptilians	/mu/	I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...
	That Doomer Kerning	/r9k/	At the end of the day we have to make the logo beautiful because the product behind it is not. Graphic Design is an idealized world, one without grime and sin. The real world is very different. I'm not sure it's worth fighting for.
	Ice Cream Kern	/ck/	Unreasonably salted ice cream guaranteed to kinda maybe look vaguely like Kerning! Tastes like regret and set pieces.
	SpeedyKern	/f/	In the beginning there was cats, eurobeat, and flash loops.
	Hype Video Kerning	WC19	Those were some good onion rings.
	Dr. Kerncat (aka Kernkatnik)	/block/	/3/ fell for it! The cup is ours! I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrrromotion!
	???	/cm/	Still owe these guys a kerning...
	Kern Destroyer	/wg/	Pictured here is Kerning heroically about to smack into a pole.
	"""Alien""" Kerning	/x/	I wish I could believe.
	Red Karding	SC19	Even after being eliminated from the tournament Kerning was still really eager to see you crying.
	Lioning	/an/	...What do you mean he was already an animal?
	RIGGERS HATE HIM!	/biz/	EVERY YEAR THE GOVERNMENT GIVES AWAY MILLIONS IN FREE KERNINGS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND HIM! CALL TODAY!
	Morganing	/v/	Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning!
	Professional Bowler and/or 80's Jiggalo Kerning	/d/ /sp/	One way or the other, he probably has excellent ball control.