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{{ | {{VTLBoardInfobox | ||
|team=hag | |team=hag | ||
|name= Hags | |name= Hags | ||
|motto= We Like Older Women | |motto= We Like Older Women | ||
|date=January 14th 2022 | |date=January 14th 2022 | ||
| | |caretaker= Reverse | ||
|owner= | |owner= | ||
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|bgcolor=000000 | |bgcolor=000000 | ||
|txtcolor=e61809 | |txtcolor=e61809 | ||
|scorer= | |||
|goals= | |ranking= 2 (<small>{{increase|26}}</small>) | ||
|assister= | |high_ranking= 2 | ||
|assists= | |high_date= 17 September 2023 | ||
|w= | |low_ranking= 28 | ||
|d= | |low_date= 19 March 2023 | ||
|l= | |||
|gf= | |scorer= END HER MENOPAUSE | ||
|ga= | |goals= 13 | ||
|win_home= | |assister= MIOSHA | ||
|win_away= | |assists= 13 | ||
|win_score_home= | |w=8 | ||
|win_score_away= | |d=1 | ||
|win_date= | |l=6 | ||
|lose_home= | |gf=42 | ||
|lose_away= | |ga=41 | ||
|lose_score_home= | |win_home= vtwbg | ||
|lose_score_away= | |win_away= hag | ||
|lose_date= | |win_score_home= 1 | ||
|first_home= | |win_score_away= 5 | ||
|first_away= | |win_date= 8 September 23 | ||
|first_score_home= | |lose_home= doog | ||
|first_score_away= | |lose_away= hag | ||
|first_date= | |lose_score_home= 5 | ||
|lose_score_away= 1 | |||
|lose_date= 4 March 23 | |||
|first_home= nasfaqg | |||
|first_away= hag | |||
|first_score_home= 1 | |||
|first_score_away= 1 | |||
|first_date= 4 March 22 | |||
|captain= MIOSHA | |captain= MIOSHA | ||
|hex=000000 | |hex=000000 | ||
|color= Miosha Black | |color= Miosha Black | ||
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v= | |anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das | ||
|a_title= | |a_title= Older Women | ||
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | |altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem | ||
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v= | |altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4 | ||
|altanthem1_title= | |altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom | ||
|horn= youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI | |horn= youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI | ||
|gh_title= Animal | |gh_title= Animal | ||
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|altgh1_what= MIOSHA Goal Horn | |altgh1_what= MIOSHA Goal Horn | ||
|altgh1_title= Howling | |altgh1_title= Howling | ||
|althorn2= youtu.be/6XaoM4OiJhA | |althorn2= youtube.com/watch?v=cr9iLdXK9ik&t=79s | ||
| | |altgh2_what= MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn | ||
| | |altgh2_title= Wanwanwaoon | ||
|althorn3= youtu.be/6XaoM4OiJhA | |||
|altgh3_what= Pochimama Goal Horn | |||
|altgh3_title= Alien Alien | |||
|althorn4= youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw | |||
|altgh4_what= SEX DOG Goal Horn | |||
|altgh4_title= Wan-Wan House! | |||
|althorn5= youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E | |||
|altgh5_what= END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn | |||
|altgh5_title= Cheeki Breeki | |||
|Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/] | |||
|nickname= /hag/gots | |nickname= /hag/gots | ||
}} | }} | ||
The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. <br> | |||
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. | |||
Impregnating all the hags is our goal. | |||
[[File:Hag.jpg|350px]] | [[File:Hag.jpg|350px]] | ||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">History</span></div>== | |||
Debuted in [[/vt/ League 2]]. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_2_Group_C Group C]] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/. | |||
== Roster == | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Roster</span></div>== | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= [[File:averagehaggot.jpg |30px]] Average Haggot}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX02.jpg |30px]] Daisenhag}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Dragon Tits}} | {{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX03.jpg |30px]] Dragon Tits}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Patra.png |30px]] Retrohag}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq start player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX05.jpg |30px]] Wakipai}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|RMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX11.jpg |30px]]END HER MENOPAUSE}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX07.jpg |30px]] SEX DOG}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq silver player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|LMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX08.jpg |30px]] Sex Potion Hag}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= | {{sq silver player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX20.jpg |30px]] WOMB}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= | {{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX10.jpg |30px]] MIOSHA}}{{captain}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=MILF}} | {{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX01.jpg |30px]] MILF}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Fwmc.png |30px]] Co-op Breeding}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX14.jpg |30px]] Mature Turkey }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Bleachedhag.png |30px]] Bleached Hag }} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX16.jpg |30px]] Hagsmith}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=45 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Ayamy.png |30px]] Girlfriend}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX18.jpg |30px]] Calming Predator}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=44 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX21.jpg |30px]] Hag Clussy}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX22.jpg |30px]] Old Architecture}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX06.jpg |30px]] Pochimama}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=48 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Spiderhag.jpg |30px]] Spiderhag}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX23.jpg |30px]] Ero Guesser}} | ||
{{sq end}} | |||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Player Statistics</span></div>== | |||
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000" | |||
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="ffffff"> Player Name </font> | |||
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="ffffff"> Total Goals </font> | |||
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Total Assists </font> | |||
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Hag of The Match </font> | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left| [[File:XXX11.jpg | 30px]] END HER MENOPAUSE | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''14''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''6''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX10.jpg | 30px]] MIOSHA | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''13''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX08.jpg | 30px]] Sex Potion Hag | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''4''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left |[[File:XXX06.jpg | 30px]] Pochimama | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''6''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Mmoautist.png | 30px]] MMO Autist | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Friend.png | 30px]] >tfw no wife | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX07.jpg | 30px]] SEX DOG | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX20.jpg | 30px]] WOMB | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Ayamy.png | 30px]] Girlfriend | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Milestone.png | 30px]] 200TH Milestone | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0''' | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
<br> | |||
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000" | |||
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="#ffffff"> Goalkeeper </font> | |||
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#ffffff"> Total Saves </font> | |||
|- | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Averagehaggot.jpg | 30px]] Average Haggot | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''24''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Pekomama.png | 30px]] MILF | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''18''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Abe.png | 30px ]] Have Sex and Reproduce | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Ancientgod.png | 30px]] Ancient Goddess | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7''' | |||
|- | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Hatchling_hag.jpg |30px]] Hatchling Hag | |||
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1''' | |||
|} | |||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Cup Record</span></div>== | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=30% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#a30000;color:#FFFFFF"| Event | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Place | |||
|-bgcolor="" | |||
|[[/vt/ League 2]] | |||
|8th | |||
|-bgcolor="" | |||
|[[/vt/ League 3]] | |||
|25th | |||
|-bgcolor="" | |||
|[[/vt/ League 4]] | |||
|28th | |||
|-bgcolor="" | |||
|[[/vt/ League 5]] | |||
|3rd | |||
|-bgcolor="" | |||
|[[/vt/ League 6]] | |||
|26th | |||
|} | |||
{{ | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>== | ||
{| class="wikitable" width=80% | |||
|- | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=25%| Competition | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Round | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=10%| Result | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=20%| Scorers | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Date | |||
<!-- /VT/ League 2 --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="5" align=center|[[File:VTLeague2 Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League_2]]<br>[[/vt/ League 2]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Group_C|Group Stage <br> Group C]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}} | |||
|align=center|1–1 | |||
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|26}} </small> | |||
|align=center|4 March 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|pcg}} | |||
|align=center|3‐1 | |||
|align=left|<small> Pochimama {{goal|23}} </small> | |||
|align=center|6 March 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|vsj+}} | |||
|align=center|2‐0 | |||
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|45+1}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|61}} </small> | |||
|align=center|11 March 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|moon}} | |||
|align=center|2-1 | |||
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|18}} <br> MMO Autist {{goal|82}} </small> | |||
|align=center|12 March 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Quarter-finals|Quarter-finals]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|nepolabo}} | |||
|align=center|3-0 | |||
|align=left|[[File:ぴえん.png|50px|center|frameless|alt=;_;]] | |||
|align=center|13 March 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |||
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 8th of 32''' | |||
<!-- /VT/ League 3 --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague3_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League_3]]<br>[[/vt/ League 3]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_3|Group Stage]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|morig}} | |||
|align=center|1-1 | |||
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|84}} </small> | |||
|align=center|3 September 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|wah}} | |||
|align=center|4-4 | |||
|align=left|<small>Pochimama {{goal|10||90+1}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|45+1, 50}}<small> | |||
|align=center|9 September 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|manstars}} | |||
|align=center|2-1 | |||
|align=left|<small>{{goal|18}} {{greentext|tfw no wife}}</small> | |||
|align=center|11 September 2022 | |||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |||
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 25th of 32''' | |||
<!-- /VT/ League 4--> | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague4_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 4]]<br>[[/vt/ League 4]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|doog}} | |||
|align=center|5-1 | |||
|align=left|<small>Birbhag {{goal|85}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 4 March 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}} | |||
| align=center|2-5 | |||
| align=left|<small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|60}} <br> SEX DOG {{goal|80}} </small> | |||
| align=center| 10 March 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|wah}} | |||
| align=center|0-3 | |||
| align=left|<small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|4, 65}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|88}} </small> | |||
| align=center| 17 March 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |||
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 28th of 36''' | |||
<!-- /VT/ League 5--> | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="7" align=center|[[File:VTLeague5_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 5]]<br>[[/vt/ League 5]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|holoX}} | |||
|align=center|2-4 | |||
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|16}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|55, 76}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+1}} | |||
|align=center| 2 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffff99" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}} | |||
| align=center|3-3 | |||
| align=left|<small>Birbag {{goal|3}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|32, 56}} | |||
| align=center| 8 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|vtwbg}} | |||
| align=center|1-5 | |||
| align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|14}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|19}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|23, 90}} <br> WOMB {{goal|56}} | |||
| align=center| 10 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Round of 16|Round of 16]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}} | |||
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Round of 16|4-1 ]] | |||
|align=left|<small>Sex Potion Hag{{goal|32}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|44, 77}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|62}}<small> | |||
|align=center| 16 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|Quarter Finals]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}} | |||
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|3-2 (a.e.t) ]] | |||
|align=left|<small> Birbhag {{goal|2, 27, 103}} <small> | |||
|align=center| 17 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Semi Finals|Semi Finals]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}} | |||
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|5-4]] | |||
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE{{Goal|14}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|18, 24, 66}} <small> | |||
|align=center| 17 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#3rd place Match|3rd place Match]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|doog}} | |||
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#3rd Place Match|0-3]] | |||
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|13}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|58}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|81}} <small> | |||
|align=center| 17 September 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |||
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 3rd of 40''' | |||
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|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague6_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 6]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|rrat}} | |||
|align=center|2-3 | |||
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|32}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|55}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 1 March 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}} | |||
|align=center| 4-5 | |||
|align=left|<small> WOMB {{goal|6, 41, 60}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+1}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 3 March 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|pink}} | |||
|align=center| 2-3 | |||
|align=left| <small> WOMB {{goal|43}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|73}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|90+2}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 9 March 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |||
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 26th of 42 ''' | |||
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Invitationals History</span></div>== | |||
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!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=25%| Competition | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Round | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=14%| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=7%| Result | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=30%| Scorers | |||
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Date | |||
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|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vtl4friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 4 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 4 Friendlies]] | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 4 Friendlies|Friendlies]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|mogu}} | |||
|align=center|3-6 | |||
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|6||21||30||37}} <br> Pochimama {{goal|45+3}} <br> Miosha {{goal|90+2}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 5 January 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}} | |||
|align=center|4-1 | |||
|align=left|<small> Pochimama {{goal|41}} <br> Miosha {{goal|67||90+1}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|73}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 6 January 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|GGG}} | |||
|align=center|4-2 | |||
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|19}} <br> Miosha {{goal|38||41||45+2}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 19 January 2023 | |||
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|-bgcolor="#ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeagueTagTeam_Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup |/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup]] | |||
as part of {{team away|vintage}} <br> | |||
'''Placement: 6 out of 9''' | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Quarter Finals]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|here}} | |||
|align=center| 0-2 | |||
|align=left| | |||
|align=center| 10 August, 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Loser's Round 2]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|BIG}} | |||
|align=center| 4-0 | |||
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|20||75||78}} <br> Okakoro {{goal|53}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 10 August, 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Loser's Round 3]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|vtautism}} | |||
|align=center| 3-1 | |||
|align=left|<small> Dorky Spooder {{goal|31}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 11 August, 2023 | |||
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|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Vtl5friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/ League 5 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 5 Friendlies]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 5 Friendlies|Friendlies]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|holoX}} | |||
|align=center| 3-3 <br> (P.Ks 3-1) | |||
|align=left| <small>Birbhag {{goal|44||60}}<br>Miosha {{goal|90+0}}</small> | |||
|align=center| 17 August 2023 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|vrt}} | |||
|align=center| 1-1 <br> (P.Ks 4-1) | |||
|align=left| <small>END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|45+0}}</small> | |||
|align=center| 18 August 2023 | |||
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|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Vtl6friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 6 Friendlies|Friendlies]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|mogu}} | |||
|align=center|4-0 | |||
|align=left|<small> Birbhag{{goal|15||90+0}} <br> Miosha{{goal|45+0}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|55}}</small> | |||
|align=center| 12 January 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}} | |||
|align=center|2-2 <br> (P.Ks 5-6) | |||
|align=left|<small> Miosha{{goal|66}} <br> Old Architecture{{goal|79}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 13 January 2024 | |||
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|-bgcolor="#99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeagueGarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_6_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES|Round of 26]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}} | |||
|align=center| 4-5 | |||
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|11}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|49}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|74}} <br> SEX DOG {{goal|80}} <br> Girlfriend {{goal|87}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 16 March, 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Round of 16]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|wvt}} | |||
|align=center| 4-3 | |||
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|23}} <br> Co-op Breeding {{goal|37}} <br> WOMB {{goal|89}}</small> | |||
|align=center| 17 March, 2024 | |||
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Exports</span></div>== | |||
{{team away|hag}} | |||
*[https://mega.nz/file/z0pjBLZC#MVzFJ1MEo-2wA33VzyfqrG8KG7LhLPgIQB2XWNnWg4c Aesthetics VTL6] | |||
*[https://mega.nz/file/2gImjTKD#n58Xg3Efm0Cn3Be1mdZjGl-JBcTQPjNpqdqPdAKIMok Music VTL6] | |||
<br> | |||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Honors</span></div>== | |||
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File:VTLeague5 Logo.png|<div style="align:center;text-align:center;">'''[[/vt/ League 5]]''' <br>'''3rd Place'''</div> | |||
File:VTLeague5 Logo.png|<div style="align:center;text-align:center;">'''[[/vt/ League 5]]''' <br>'''Golden Ball <br> MIOSHA'''</div> | |||
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The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26.
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course.
Impregnating all the hags is our goal.
History
Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.
Roster
Player Statistics
Player Name | Total Goals | Total Assists | Hag of The Match |
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Birbhag | 15 | 3 | 3
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END HER MENOPAUSE | 14 | 6 | 3 |
MIOSHA | 7 | 13 | 1 |
Sex Potion Hag | 5 | 4 | 2 |
Pochimama | 3 | 6 | 0 |
MMO Autist | 1 | 0 | 0 |
>tfw no wife | 1 | 1 | 0 |
SEX DOG | 1 | 2 | 0 |
WOMB | 5 | 1 | 0
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Girlfriend | 0 | 1 | 0
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200TH Milestone | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeeper | Total Saves |
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Average Haggot | 24 |
MILF | 18 |
Have Sex and Reproduce | 15 |
Ancient Goddess | 7 |
Hatchling Hag | 1 |
Cup Record
Event | Place |
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/vt/ League 2 | 8th |
/vt/ League 3 | 25th |
/vt/ League 4 | 28th |
/vt/ League 5 | 3rd |
/vt/ League 6 | 26th |
Official Match History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/vt/ League 2 |
Group Stage Group C |
/nasfaqg/ | 1–1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 26' | 4 March 2022 |
/pcg/ | 3‐1 | Pochimama 23' | 6 March 2022 | ||
/vsj+/ | 2‐0 | END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1' MIOSHA 61' |
11 March 2022 | ||
Round of 16 | /moon/ | 2-1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 18' MMO Autist 82' |
12 March 2022 | |
Quarter-finals | /nepolabo/ | 3-0 | 13 March 2022 | ||
Placement: 8th of 32 | |||||
/vt/ League 3 |
Group Stage | /morig/ | 1-1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 84' | 3 September 2022 |
/wah/ | 4-4 | Pochimama 10', 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1, 50' |
9 September 2022 | ||
/manstars/ | 2-1 | 18' >tfw no wife | 11 September 2022 | ||
Placement: 25th of 32 | |||||
/vt/ League 4 |
Group Stage | /doog/ | 5-1 | Birbhag 85' | 4 March 2023 |
/nasfaqg/ | 2-5 | Sex Potion Hag 60' SEX DOG 80' |
10 March 2023 | ||
/wah/ | 0-3 | Sex Potion Hag 4, 65' MIOSHA 88' |
17 March 2023 | ||
Placement: 28th of 36 | |||||
/vt/ League 5 |
Group Stage | /holoX/ | 2-4 | END HER MENOPAUSE 16' Birbhag 55, 76' MIOSHA 90+1' |
2 September 2023 |
/skynetFC/ | 3-3 | Birbag 3' MIOSHA 32, 56' |
8 September 2023 | ||
/vtwbg/ | 1-5 | END HER MENOPAUSE 14' MIOSHA 19' Birbhag 23, 90' WOMB 56' |
10 September 2023 | ||
Round of 16 | /nasfaqg/ | 4-1 | Sex Potion Hag 32' END HER MENOPAUSE 44, 77' Birbhag 62' |
16 September 2023 | |
Quarter Finals | /HiRyS/ | 3-2 (a.e.t) | Birbhag 2, 27, 103' | 17 September 2023 | |
Semi Finals | /mayo/ | 5-4 | END HER MENOPAUSE 14' Birbhag 18, 24, 66' |
17 September 2023 | |
3rd place Match | /doog/ | 0-3 | END HER MENOPAUSE 13' Birbhag 58' MIOSHA 81' |
17 September 2023 | |
Placement: 3rd of 40 | |||||
/vt/ League 6 |
Group Stage | /rrat/ | 2-3 | END HER MENOPAUSE 32' MIOSHA 55' |
1 March 2024 |
/mayo/ | 4-5 | WOMB 6, 41, 60' MIOSHA 90+1' |
3 March 2024 | ||
/pink/ | 2-3 | WOMB 43' Birbhag 73' Sex Potion Hag 90+2' |
9 March 2024 | ||
Placement: 26th of 42 |
Invitationals History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/vt/ League 4 Friendlies | |||||
Friendlies | /mogu/ | 3-6 | END HER MENOPAUSE 6', 21', 30', 37' Pochimama 45+3' Miosha 90+2' |
5 January 2023 | |
/HiRyS/ | 4-1 | Pochimama 41' Miosha 67', 90+1' Sex Potion Hag 73' |
6 January 2023 | ||
/GGG/ | 4-2 | END HER MENOPAUSE 19' Miosha 38', 41', 45+2' |
19 January 2023
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/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup as part of /vintage/ |
Quarter Finals | /here/ | 0-2 | 10 August, 2023 | |
Loser's Round 2 | /BIG/ | 4-0 | END HER MENOPAUSE 20', 75', 78' Okakoro 53' |
10 August, 2023 | |
Loser's Round 3 | /vtautism/ | 3-1 | Dorky Spooder 31' | 11 August, 2023 | |
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies |
Friendlies | /holoX/ | 3-3 (P.Ks 3-1) |
Birbhag 44', 60' Miosha 90+0' |
17 August 2023 |
/vrt/ | 1-1 (P.Ks 4-1) |
END HER MENOPAUSE 45+0' | 18 August 2023
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/vt/ League 6 Friendlies |
Friendlies | /mogu/ | 4-0 | Birbhag 15', 90+0' Miosha 45+0' END HER MENOPAUSE 55' |
12 January 2024 |
/mayo/ | 2-2 (P.Ks 5-6) |
Miosha 66' Old Architecture 79' |
13 January 2024
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/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES
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Round of 26 | /HiRyS/ | 4-5 | END HER MENOPAUSE 11' Sex Potion Hag 49' MIOSHA 74' SEX DOG 80' Girlfriend 87' |
16 March, 2024 |
Round of 16 | /wvt/ | 4-3 | END HER MENOPAUSE 23' Co-op Breeding 37' WOMB 89' |
17 March, 2024
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Exports
Honors
- /vt/ League 5
3rd Place
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