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{{SimpleBoardInfobox
{{VTLBoardInfobox
|team=hag
|team=hag
|name= Hags
|name= Hags
|motto= We Like Older Women
|motto= We Like Older Women
|date=January 14th 2022
|date=January 14th 2022
|manager=
|caretaker= Reverse
|owner=
|owner=


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|bgcolor=000000
|txtcolor=e61809
|txtcolor=e61809
|scorer=  
 
|goals=
|ranking= 11 (<small>{{decrease|9}}</small>)
|assister= N/A
|high_ranking= 2
|assists=  N/A
|high_date= 17 September 2023
|w=0
|low_ranking= 28
|d=0
|low_date= 19 March 2023
|l=0
 
|gf=0
|scorer= Birbhag
|ga=0
|goals= 15
|win_home=
|assister= MIOSHA
|win_away=
|assists=  15
|win_score_home=
|w=8
|win_score_away=
|d=1
|win_date=
|l=6
|lose_home=
|gf=42
|lose_away=
|ga=41
|lose_score_home=
|win_home= vtwbg
|lose_score_away=
|win_away= hag
|lose_date=
|win_score_home= 1
|first_home=
|win_score_away= 5
|first_away=
|win_date= 8 September 23
|first_score_home=  
|lose_home= doog
|first_score_away=  
|lose_away= hag
|first_date=
|lose_score_home= 5
|lose_score_away= 1
|lose_date= 4 March 23
|first_home= nasfaqg
|first_away= hag
|first_score_home= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= 4 March 22
|captain= MIOSHA
|captain= MIOSHA
|hex=000000
|hex=000000
|color= Miosha Black
|color= Miosha Black
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das
|a_title= Stacy's Mom
|a_title= Older Women
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
|altanthem1_title= Older Women
|altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom
|horn= youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI
|horn= youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI
|gh_title= Animal  
|gh_title= Animal  
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|altgh4_what= SEX DOG Goal Horn
|altgh4_what= SEX DOG Goal Horn
|altgh4_title= Wan-Wan House!
|altgh4_title= Wan-Wan House!
|althorn5= youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
|altgh5_what= END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn
|altgh5_title= Cheeki Breeki
|Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/]
|nickname= /hag/gots  
|nickname= /hag/gots  
}}
}}
The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. <br>
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course.
Impregnating all the hags is our goal.


[[File:Hag.jpg|350px]]
[[File:Hag.jpg|350px]]
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">History</span></div>==


Debuted in [[/vt/ League 2]]. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_2_Group_C Group C]] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.


== Roster ==
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Roster</span></div>==


{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=BARREN WOMB}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= [[File:averagehaggot.jpg |30px]] Average Haggot}}
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=Bleached Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX02.jpg |30px]] Daisenhag}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Dragon Tits}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX03.jpg |30px]] Dragon Tits}}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Wine Aunt}}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Patra.png |30px]] Retrohag}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Wakipai}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX05.jpg |30px]] Wakipai}}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name={{greentext|tfw no wife}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|RMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX11.jpg |30px]]END HER MENOPAUSE}}  
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=SEX DOG}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX07.jpg |30px]] SEX DOG}}
{{sq silver player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=Office Lady}}  
{{sq silver player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|LMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX08.jpg |30px]] Sex Potion Hag}}
{{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=MIOSHA}}{{captain}}
{{sq gold player |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag}}
{{sq silver player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=Pochimama}}
{{sq silver player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX20.jpg |30px]] WOMB}}
{{sq gold player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=END HER MENOPAUSE}}
{{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX10.jpg |30px]] MIOSHA}}{{captain}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=MILF}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX01.jpg |30px]] MILF}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=Girlfriend}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Fwmc.png |30px]] Co-op Breeding}}
{{sq start player |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=Birbhag}}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX14.jpg |30px]] Mature Turkey }}
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Is She A Hag?}}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Bleachedhag.png |30px]] Bleached Hag }}
{{sq start player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Honorary Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX16.jpg |30px]] Hagsmith}}
{{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=GIWTWM}}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Ayamy.png ‎ |30px]]  Girlfriend}}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX}}
{{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX18.jpg |30px]] Calming Predator}}
{{sq start player |no=26 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=Christmas Cake}}
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX21.jpg |30px]] Hag Clussy}}
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=ABE LET ME IN}}
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX22.jpg |30px]] Old Architecture}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=Hag Clussy}}
{{sq start player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX06.jpg |30px]] Pochimama}}
{{sq start player |no=51 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=MMO Autist}}
{{sq start player |no=48 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Spiderhag.jpg  |30px]]  Spiderhag}}
{{sq start player |no=52 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=Married}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX23.jpg |30px]] Ero Guesser}}
{{sq end}}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Player Statistics</span></div>==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="ffffff"> Player Name </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="ffffff"> Total Goals </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Total Assists </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Hag of The Match </font>
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
 
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left| [[File:XXX11.jpg | 30px]] END HER MENOPAUSE
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''14'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''4'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left  | [[File:XXX10.jpg | 30px]] MIOSHA
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX08.jpg | 30px]] Sex Potion Hag
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''4'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left |[[File:XXX06.jpg | 30px]] Pochimama
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''6'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Mmoautist.png | 30px]] MMO Autist
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Friend.png | 30px]] >tfw no wife
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
 
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX07.jpg | 30px]] SEX DOG
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX20.jpg | 30px]] WOMB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Ayamy.png | 30px]] Girlfriend
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Milestone.png | 30px]] 200TH Milestone
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
|}
<br>
 
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="#ffffff"> Goalkeeper </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#ffffff"> Total Saves </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Averagehaggot.jpg | 30px]] Average Haggot
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''24'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Pekomama.png | 30px]] MILF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''18'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Abe.png | 30px ]] Have Sex and Reproduce
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Ancientgod.png | 30px]] Ancient Goddess
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Hatchling_hag.jpg |30px]] Hatchling Hag
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Cup Record</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=30%
|-
!style="background:#a30000;color:#FFFFFF"| Event
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Place
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 2]]
|8th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 3]]
|25th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 4]]
|28th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 5]]
|3rd
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 6]]
|26th
 
|}


{{sq end}}
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
|-
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=25%| Competition
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Round
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Opponent
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=10%| Result
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=20%| Scorers
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Date
 
<!-- /VT/ League 2 -->
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="5" align=center|[[File:VTLeague2 Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League_2]]<br>[[/vt/ League 2]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Group_C|Group Stage <br> Group C]]
|align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}}
|align=center|1&ndash;1
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|26}} </small>
|align=center|4 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|pcg}}
|align=center|3&dash;1
|align=left|<small> Pochimama {{goal|23}} </small>
|align=center|6 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|vsj+}}
|align=center|2&dash;0
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|45+1}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|61}} </small>
|align=center|11 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|moon}}
|align=center|2-1
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|18}} <br> MMO Autist {{goal|82}} </small>
|align=center|12 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Quarter-finals|Quarter-finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|nepolabo}}
|align=center|3-0
|align=left|[[File:ぴえん.png|50px|center|frameless|alt=;_;]]
|align=center|13 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 8th of 32'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 3 -->
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague3_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League_3]]<br>[[/vt/ League 3]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_3|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|morig}}
|align=center|1-1
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|84}} </small>
|align=center|3 September 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
|align=center|{{team away|wah}}
|align=center|4-4
|align=left|<small>Pochimama {{goal|10||90+1}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|45+1, 50}}<small>
|align=center|9 September 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|manstars}}
|align=center|2-1
|align=left|<small>{{goal|18}} {{greentext|tfw no wife}}</small>
|align=center|11 September 2022
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 25th of 32'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 4-->
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague4_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 4]]<br>[[/vt/ League 4]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|doog}}
|align=center|5-1
|align=left|<small>Birbhag {{goal|85}} </small>
|align=center|  4 March 2023
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
| align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}}
| align=center|2-5
| align=left|<small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|60}} <br>  SEX DOG {{goal|80}} </small>
| align=center| 10 March 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
| align=center|{{team away|wah}}
| align=center|0-3
| align=left|<small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|4, 65}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|88}}  </small>
| align=center|  17 March 2023
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 28th of 36'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 5-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="7" align=center|[[File:VTLeague5_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 5]]<br>[[/vt/ League 5]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|holoX}}
|align=center|2-4
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|16}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|55, 76}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+1}}
|align=center|  2 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
| align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}}
| align=center|3-3
| align=left|<small>Birbag {{goal|3}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|32, 56}}
| align=center|  8 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
| align=center|{{team away|vtwbg}}
| align=center|1-5
| align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|14}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|19}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|23, 90}} <br> WOMB {{goal|56}}
| align=center|  10 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Round of 16|4-1 ]]
|align=left|<small>Sex Potion Hag{{goal|32}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|44, 77}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|62}}<small>
|align=center| 16  September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|Quarter Finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|3-2 (a.e.t) ]]
|align=left|<small> Birbhag {{goal|2, 27, 103}} <small>
|align=center| 17 September  2023
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Semi Finals|Semi Finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|5-4]]
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE{{Goal|14}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|18, 24, 66}} <small>
|align=center| 17 September  2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#3rd place Match|3rd place Match]]
|align=center|{{team away|doog}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#3rd Place Match|0-3]]
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|13}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|58}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|81}} <small>
|align=center| 17 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 3rd of 40'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 6-->
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague6_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 6]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|rrat}}
|align=center|2-3
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|32}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|55}} </small>
|align=center|  1 March 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}}
|align=center| 4-5
|align=left|<small> WOMB {{goal|6, 41, 60}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+1}} </small>
|align=center| 3 March 2024
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|pink}}
|align=center| 2-3
|align=left| <small> WOMB {{goal|43}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|73}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|90+2}} </small>
|align=center| 9 March 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 26th of 42 '''
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Invitationals History</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
|-
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=25%| Competition
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Round
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=14%| Opponent
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=7%| Result
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=30%| Scorers
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Date
 
<!-- /VT/ League 4 Friendlies-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vtl4friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 4 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 4 Friendlies]]
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 4 Friendlies|Friendlies]]
 
|align=center|{{team away|mogu}}
|align=center|3-6
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|6||21||30||37}} <br> Pochimama {{goal|45+3}} <br> Miosha {{goal|90+2}} </small>
|align=center| 5 January 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}}
|align=center|4-1
|align=left|<small> Pochimama {{goal|41}} <br> Miosha {{goal|67||90+1}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|73}}  </small>
|align=center| 6 January 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|GGG}}
|align=center|4-2
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|19}} <br> Miosha {{goal|38||41||45+2}}  </small>
|align=center| 19 January 2023
 
<!-- RTTC -->
 
|-bgcolor="#ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeagueTagTeam_Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup |/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup]]
 
as part of {{team away|vintage}} <br>
'''Placement: 6 out of 9'''
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Quarter Finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|here}}
|align=center| 0-2
|align=left|
|align=center| 10 August, 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Loser's Round 2]]
|align=center|{{team away|BIG}}
|align=center| 4-0
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|20||75||78}} <br> Okakoro {{goal|53}} </small>
|align=center| 10 August, 2023
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Loser's Round 3]]
|align=center|{{team away|vtautism}}
|align=center|  3-1
|align=left|<small> Dorky Spooder {{goal|31}} </small>
|align=center| 11 August, 2023
 
<!-- /VT/ League 5 Friendlies-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Vtl5friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/ League 5 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 5 Friendlies]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 5 Friendlies|Friendlies]]
 
|align=center|{{team away|holoX}}
|align=center| 3-3 <br> (P.Ks 3-1)
|align=left| <small>Birbhag {{goal|44||60}}<br>Miosha {{goal|90+0}}</small>
|align=center| 17 August  2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|vrt}}
|align=center| 1-1 <br> (P.Ks 4-1)
|align=left| <small>END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|45+0}}</small>
|align=center| 18 August  2023
<br>
 
<!-- /VT/ League 6 Friendlies-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Vtl6friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 6 Friendlies|Friendlies]]
 
|align=center|{{team away|mogu}}
|align=center|4-0
|align=left|<small> Birbhag{{goal|15||90+0}}  <br> Miosha{{goal|45+0}}  <br> END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|55}}</small>
|align=center| 12 January 2024
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}}
|align=center|2-2 <br> (P.Ks 5-6)
|align=left|<small> Miosha{{goal|66}}  <br> Old Architecture{{goal|79}} </small>
|align=center| 13 January 2024
 
<!-- Garbage Fes -->
 
|-bgcolor="#99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeagueGarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_6_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES|Round of 26]]
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}}
|align=center| 4-5
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|11}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|49}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|74}} <br> SEX DOG {{goal|80}} <br> Girlfriend {{goal|87}} </small>
|align=center| 16 March, 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|wvt}}
|align=center| 4-3
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|23}} <br> Co-op Breeding {{goal|37}} <br> WOMB {{goal|89}}</small>
|align=center| 17 March, 2024
 
<br>
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Exports</span></div>==
{{team away|hag}}
*[https://mega.nz/file/z0pjBLZC#MVzFJ1MEo-2wA33VzyfqrG8KG7LhLPgIQB2XWNnWg4c Aesthetics VTL6]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2gImjTKD#n58Xg3Efm0Cn3Be1mdZjGl-JBcTQPjNpqdqPdAKIMok Music VTL6]
<br>
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Honors</span></div>==
<gallery>
File:VTLeague5 Logo.png|<div style="align:center;text-align:center;">'''[[/vt/ League 5]]''' <br>'''3rd Place'''</div>
File:VTLeague5 Logo.png|<div style="align:center;text-align:center;">'''[[/vt/ League 5]]''' <br>'''Golden Ball <br> MIOSHA'''</div>
</gallery>
 
<br>
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Latest revision as of 22:56, 1 April 2024

/hag/
We Like Older Women
Hag logo.png
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022
Caretaker Reverse
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 000000
Miosha Black
Ranking 11 (decrease 9)
Highest rank 2 (17 September 2023)
Lowest rank 28 (19 March 2023)
Top scorer Birbhag (15)
Top assister MIOSHA (15)
Captain MIOSHA
Website /hag/ - Hags
Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
8 1 6 15 53.33%
GF GA GD
42 41 +1
Biggest win
/vtwbg/ Vtwbg icon.png 1–5 Hag icon.png /hag/
8 September 23
Biggest defeat
/doog/ Doog icon.png 5–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 23
First match
/nasfaqg/ Nasfaqg icon.png 1–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 22
/vt/ League
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's mom
Goal horn Animal
MIOSHA Goal Horn Howling
MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn Wanwanwaoon
Pochimama Goal Horn Alien Alien
SEX DOG Goal Horn Wan-Wan House!
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn Cheeki Breeki
Kits


The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26.
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

Hag.jpg

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No. Position Player
67
GK
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot
31
CB
XXX02.jpg Daisenhag
32
CB
XXX03.jpg Dragon Tits
33
CB
Patra.png Retrohag
34
DMF
XXX05.jpg Wakipai
40
RMF
XXX11.jpgEND HER MENOPAUSE
36
CMF
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG
37
LMF
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag
43
AMF
XXX09.jpg Birbhag
29
SS
XXX20.jpg WOMB
38
CF
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA Captain
No. Position Player
41
GK
XXX01.jpg MILF
42
CB
Fwmc.png Co-op Breeding
47
CB
XXX14.jpg Mature Turkey
35
CB
Bleachedhag.png Bleached Hag
30
DMF
XXX16.jpg Hagsmith
45
DMF
Ayamy.png Girlfriend
46
DMF
XXX18.jpg Calming Predator
44
DMF
XXX21.jpg Hag Clussy
49
DMF
XXX22.jpg Old Architecture
39
CMF
XXX06.jpg Pochimama
48
CMF
Spiderhag.jpg Spiderhag
50
CMF
XXX23.jpg Ero Guesser

Player Statistics

Player Name Total Goals Total Assists Hag of The Match
XXX09.jpg Birbhag 15 3 3


XXX11.jpg END HER MENOPAUSE 14 4 3
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA 7 15 1
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag 5 4 2
XXX06.jpg Pochimama 3 6 0
Mmoautist.png MMO Autist 1 0 0
Friend.png >tfw no wife 1 1 0
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG 1 2 0
XXX20.jpg WOMB 5 3 0


Ayamy.png Girlfriend 0 1 0


Milestone.png 200TH Milestone 0 1 0


Goalkeeper Total Saves
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot 24
Pekomama.png MILF 18
Abe.png Have Sex and Reproduce 15
Ancientgod.png Ancient Goddess 7
Hatchling hag.jpg Hatchling Hag 1

Cup Record

Event Place
/vt/ League 2 8th
/vt/ League 3 25th
/vt/ League 4 28th
/vt/ League 5 3rd
/vt/ League 6 26th

Official Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
VTLeague2 Logo.png
/vt/ League 2 		Group Stage
Group C 		Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 1–1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 26' 4 March 2022
Pcg icon.png /pcg/ 3‐1 Pochimama Goal 23' 6 March 2022
Vsj+ icon.png /vsj+/ 2‐0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1'
MIOSHA Goal 61' 		11 March 2022
Round of 16 Moon icon.png /moon/ 2-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 18'
MMO Autist Goal 82' 		12 March 2022
Quarter-finals Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 3-0
;_;
 13 March 2022
Placement: 8th of 32
VTLeague3 Logo.png
/vt/ League 3 		Group Stage Morig icon.png /morig/ 1-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 84' 3 September 2022
Wah icon.png /wah/ 4-4 Pochimama Goal 10', 90+1'
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1, 50' 		9 September 2022
Manstars icon.png /manstars/ 2-1 Goal 18' >tfw no wife 11 September 2022
Placement: 25th of 32
VTLeague4 Logo.png
/vt/ League 4 		Group Stage Doog icon.png /doog/ 5-1 Birbhag Goal 85' 4 March 2023
Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 2-5 Sex Potion Hag Goal 60'
SEX DOG Goal 80' 		10 March 2023
Wah icon.png /wah/ 0-3 Sex Potion Hag Goal 4, 65'
MIOSHA Goal 88' 		17 March 2023
Placement: 28th of 36
VTLeague5 Logo.png
/vt/ League 5 		Group Stage HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 2-4 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 16'
Birbhag Goal 55, 76'
MIOSHA Goal 90+1' 		2 September 2023
SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 3-3 Birbag Goal 3'
MIOSHA Goal 32, 56' 		8 September 2023
Vtwbg icon.png /vtwbg/ 1-5 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 14'
MIOSHA Goal 19'
Birbhag Goal 23, 90'
WOMB Goal 56' 		10 September 2023
Round of 16 Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 4-1 Sex Potion HagGoal 32'
END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 44, 77'
Birbhag Goal 62' 		16 September 2023
Quarter Finals HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 3-2 (a.e.t) Birbhag Goal 2, 27, 103' 17 September 2023
Semi Finals Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 5-4 END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 14'
Birbhag Goal 18, 24, 66' 		17 September 2023
3rd place Match Doog icon.png /doog/ 0-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 13'
Birbhag Goal 58'
MIOSHA Goal 81' 		17 September 2023
Placement: 3rd of 40
VTLeague6 Logo.png
/vt/ League 6 		Group Stage Rrat icon.png /rrat/ 2-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 32'
MIOSHA Goal 55' 		1 March 2024
Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 4-5 WOMB Goal 6, 41, 60'
MIOSHA Goal 90+1' 		3 March 2024
Pink icon.png /pink/ 2-3 WOMB Goal 43'
Birbhag Goal 73'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 90+2' 		9 March 2024
Placement: 26th of 42

Invitationals History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
Vtl4friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies
Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 3-6 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 6', 21', 30', 37'
Pochimama Goal 45+3'
Miosha Goal 90+2' 		5 January 2023
HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-1 Pochimama Goal 41'
Miosha Goal 67', 90+1'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 73' 		6 January 2023
GGG icon.png /GGG/ 4-2 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 19'
Miosha Goal 38', 41', 45+2' 		19 January 2023


VTLeagueTagTeam Logo.png
/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup

as part of Vintage icon.png /vintage/
Placement: 6 out of 9

Quarter Finals Here icon.png /here/ 0-2 10 August, 2023
Loser's Round 2 BIG icon.png /BIG/ 4-0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 20', 75', 78'
Okakoro Goal 53' 		10 August, 2023
Loser's Round 3 Vtautism icon.png /vtautism/ 3-1 Dorky Spooder Goal 31' 11 August, 2023
Vtl5friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies 		Friendlies HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 3-3
(P.Ks 3-1) 		Birbhag Goal 44', 60'
Miosha Goal 90+0' 		17 August 2023
Vrt icon.png /vrt/ 1-1
(P.Ks 4-1) 		END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 45+0' 18 August 2023


Vtl6friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 6 Friendlies 		Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 4-0 BirbhagGoal 15', 90+0'
MioshaGoal 45+0'
END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 55' 		12 January 2024
Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 2-2
(P.Ks 5-6) 		MioshaGoal 66'
Old ArchitectureGoal 79' 		13 January 2024


VTLeagueGarbageFES Logo.png
/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES


Round of 26 HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-5 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 11'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 49'
MIOSHA Goal 74'
SEX DOG Goal 80'
Girlfriend Goal 87' 		16 March, 2024
Round of 16 Wvt icon.png /wvt/ 4-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 23'
Co-op Breeding Goal 37'
WOMB Goal 89' 		17 March, 2024


Exports

Hag icon.png /hag/


Honors


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