/hanny/

/hanny/
Secret Edgy Rape Club
/hanny/ - Alicesoft/Rance General
Founded 2012 Manager Niwa Nagahide Owner Oda Used Goods Store IRL manager rhs Team colors Extra team colors Chat color E11212 Red Kalar Ranking 38 Highest rank 15 (December 2017) Lowest rank 49 (December 2018) Top scorer TOSH (23) Top assister Rance (16) Captain Don't Believe Their Lies Website Alicesoft/Rance General Nickname Double Hannies, Niwas, Potteries
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 9 7 18 34 26.47%
GF GA GD 68 83 -15
Biggest win /hanny/  9–1  /skg/ 25 November 2016 Biggest defeat /npg/  4–0  /hanny/ 14 June 2014 First match /kspg/  1–1  /hanny/ 13 June 2014
/vg/ League Appearances 8 (First in /vg/ League 2) Best result 9th, /vg/ League 9
Team music
Anthem Japanese Beat Victory Anthem My Glorious Days Goal horn Rebirth The Edge Kay-chan Goalhorn Ontology El Goalhorn Blood and Thunder
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

"Secret Edgy Rape Club"

— Guyzoo, translator of Please Bang My Wife

Team Roster

Main Article: /hanny/ roster For Player Profiles and Historical Rosters

Current Roster

No. Position Player 50   GK 32 Waves Of Pandas 20   LB Why Is Hanny So Gay? 38   CB Archfriend Jill 42   CB K-K-Kamilla 10   RB Assassination Is Easy 15   DMF Useless Ninja 41   CMF >Helman GDP 40   CMF Nakadashi Only 2   SS Rance 6   SS Don't Believe Their Lies 24   CF Too Smart To Win

No. Position Player 57   LB Hanny Genocide Now 17   CB I'm your sister 28   CB MALICE 30   CB Fuck Off, Broski 37   CB Esports Fags 43   CB DARKNESSHERO [Monster] 60   CB JOP Master Race 51   RB Barren Farmland 22   CMF Arquebus Unit 58   CMF Proud And Noble Race 56   CMF Supreme Gentleman 61   CMF Payment Processor

Players

Team

Awards

Competition	Award
/vg/ League 6	Team of the Tournament Most Exciting Team Match of the Tournament  /llsifg/ v  /hanny/ At Least You Tried
/vg/ League 9	Match of the Tournament  /hanny/ v  /wtg/
Beta Bowl	Champions

Runner Up

Competition	Award
/vg/ League 6	Match of the Tournament  /drg/ v  /hanny/ Best Goalhorn Rebirth the Edge
/vg/ League 8	At Least You Tried
/vg/ League 9	Team of the Tournament Most Exciting Team Most Improved Team Surprise of the Tournament Best Goalhorn Force Best Kits

Individual

Award

Player	Competition	Award
TOSH	Beta Bowl	Golden Boot 6 goals

/vg/ Representation

Player	Tournaments	Record
Rance	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2014 4chan Summer Cup	Caps 7 Goals 0 Assists 0 Saves 0
TOSH	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Caps 2 Goals 0 Assists 0 Saves 0

Competitive History

By Tournament

Competition	Date	Matches	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Efficiency	Captain	Leading Goalscorer	Goals
/vg/ League 2	June 2014	3	0	1	2	2	7	-5	0.00%	Alice	Alice and Rance (Tie)	1
/vg/ League 6 Qualifiers	May 2016	4	2	0	2	7	10	-3	50.00%	Rance	Rance and TOSH (Tie)	2
/vg/ League 6	June 2016	3	0	0	3	14	17	-3	0.00%	Rance	TOSH	6
/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers	November 2016	3	3	0	0	14	4	10	100.00%	Rance	Rance	7
/vg/ League 7	December 2016	3	0	2	1	6	8	-2	0.00%	Rance	Too Smart To Win	3
/vg/ League 8	July 2017	3	1	0	2	2	5	-3	33.33%	Rance	TOSH	2
/vg/ League 9	December 2017	4	2	1	1	9	8	1	50.00%	Rance	TOSH	4
/vg/ League X	June 2018	3	0	2	1	3	4	-1	0.00%	Rance	Multiple Players	1
/vg/ League 11	December 2018	3	0	1	2	3	8	-5	0.00%	Rance	Too Smart To Win	2
/vg/ League 12	June 2019	3	1	0	2	5	6	-1	33.33%	Don't Believe Their Lies	Don't Believe Their Lies	3

By level

Competition	Matches	Wins	Draws	Losses	GF	GA	GD	Efficiency	Leading Goalscorer	Goals
/vg/ League Knockouts	1	0	0	1	3	4	-1	0.00%	Multiple Players	1
/vg/ League Groupstage	24	4	7	13	41	59	-18	16.66%	TOSH	15
/vg/ League Qualifiers	7	5	0	2	21	14	7	71.43%	Rance	9
/vg/ League Friendlies	10	4	0	6	26	33	-7	40.00%	Too Smart To Win Rance	9

Match History

/vg/ League

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
/vg/ League 2	Group Stage Group A	June 13, 2014	/kspg/	1-1 D	Rance  52'
		June 14, 2014	/npg/	0-4 L
		June 15, 2014	/scv/	1-2 L	Alice  4'
/vg/ League 6	Qualifier Group Stage Group C	May 27, 2016	/ddg/	0-4 L Video
		May 28, 2016	/ffg/	2-3 L Video	Rance  31' TOSH  34'
		May 29, 2016	/bbg/	2-0 W Video	Rance  22' Too Smart To Win  56'
	Qualifier Playoff	May 29, 2016	/mggg/	3-3 (4-1 PK) W Video	Io Ishtar  12' Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi  78' TOSH  98'
	Group Stage Group C	June 3, 2016	/drg/	5-6 L Video	TOSH  17', 32' Rance  45+0' Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi  51' Secret Edgy Rape Club  90+0'
		June 5, 2016	/llsifg/	5-6 L Video	TOSH  7', 11', 90+6' MALICE  82' Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi  90+3'
		June 11, 2016	/wotg/	4-5 L Video	Too Smart To Win  16', 87' TOSH  24' Rance  90+0'
/vg/ League 7	Qualifiers Group D	November 25, 2016	/skg/	9-1 W Video	TOSH  6', 42', 44', 66' Rance  18', 40', 62', 84' Too Smart To Win  90+5'
		November 26, 2016	/mggg/	3-2 W Video	Rance  30' Too Smart To Win  40', 77'
		November 27, 2016	/vn/	2-1 W Video	Rance  32', 70'
	Group Stage Group A	December 2, 2016	/aog/	2-4 L Video	Too Smart To Win  23' TOSH  82'
		December 4, 2016	/5N@F/	3-3 D Video	TOSH  6' Too Smart To Win  51', 63'
		December 10, 2016	/twg/	1-1 D Video	Rance  54'
/vg/ League 8	Group Stage Group B	June 9, 2017	/rsg/	0-1 L Video
		June 11, 2017	/meg/	0-3 L Video
		June 17, 2017	/ffg/	2-1 W Video	TOSH  40', 77'
/vg/ League 9	Friendlies	September 16, 2017	/skg/	1-3 L	Rance  53'
		September 13, 2017	/mggg/	2-3 L	Rance  45+0' TOSH  49'
	Group Stage Group D	December 1, 2017	/hsg/	2-1 W Video	Too Smart To Win  10' TOSH  76'
		December 3, 2017	/yyy/	1-0 W Video	TOSH  50'
		December 9, 2017	/@/	3-3 D Video	Too Smart To Win  3' TOSH  22' Why is hanny so gay?  86'
	Round of 16	December 16, 2017	/wtg/	3-4 L Video	TOSH  23' Too Smart To Win  37' Rance  43'
/vg/ League X	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	April 7, 2018	/mggg/	0-1 L
		April 13, 2018	/vn/	3-1 W	Nakadashi Only  20' Too Smart To Win  69' Why Is Hanny So Gay?  75'
	Group Stage Group C	June 1, 2018	/mbg/	2-2 D Video	Too Smart To Win  49' Rance  75'
		June 10, 2018	/wtg/	0-1 L Video
		June 16, 2018	/gbfg/	1-1 D Video	TOSH  73'
/vg/ League 11	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 8, 2018	/fgoalter/	5-4 W	TOSH  10' Too Smart To Win  35', 59', 82', 90+4'
		September 15, 2018	/skg/	2-7 L	TOSH  28' Too Smart To Win  65'
	Group Stage Group J	November 25, 2018	/fgoalter/	0-2 L Video
		December 1, 2018	/tnm/	1-4 L Video	Too Smart To Win  37'
		December 7, 2018	/tf2g/	2-2 D Video	TOSH  27' Too Smart To Win  40'
/vg/ League 12	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	March 24, 2019	/drg/	4-2 W	Rance  48', 55' Don't Believe Their Lies  83' Too Smart to Win  89'
		March 29, 2018	/ink/	2-4 L	Rance  61' Don't Believe Their Lies  71'
	Group Stage Group J	June 9, 2019	/pmmm/	2-0 W	Don't Believe Their Lies  35', 39' Rance  52'
		June 15, 2019	/d2g/	2-3 L	Nakadashi Only  30' Why is hanny so gay?  76'
		June 21, 2019	/osg/	1-3 L	Don't Believe Their Lies  85'
/vg/ League 13	Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)	September 28, 2019	/fgog/	4-2 W	Rance  20', 38' Too Smart to Win  31' Don't Believe Their Lies  56'
		October 5, 2019	/mggg/	3-6 L	Rance  10', 72' Too Smart to Win  49'

Invitationals

Competition	Stage	Date	Opponent	Result	Scorers
Rigging After Dark	Exhibitionals	June 17, 2016	/aus/	3-3 (2-3 PK)L	Rance  38' Too Smart To Win  58' Allykiller  64'
		June 20, 2016	/l/	3-2 W	TOSH  45+3' Rance  66' Too Smart To Win  87'
		June 23, 2016	/his/	1-3 L	Rance  27'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament	Round of 16	August 4, 2016	/jojo/	3-4 L	TOSH  22,41' Rance  58'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament II	Round of 16	August 4, 2016	/音MAD/	3-2 W	TOSH  10' Rance  86,90+2'
	Quarter Final	September 21, 2016	/aog/	0-1 L
Beta Bowl	Group Stage Group A	March 31, 2017	/cgl/	3-0 W	TOSH  70,87' Rance  76'
		March 31, 2017	/o/	2-2 D	TOSH  8' Rance  68?'
		April 1, 2017	/RGB/	4-1 W	Rance  27' TOSH  53,70' Too Smart To Win  84'
	Semi Final	April 2, 2017	/ptg/	1-0 W	Rance  61'
	Final	April 3, 2017	/fgog/	2-1 W	TOSH  76' Too Smart To Win  80'
	Final Boss	April 3, 2017	/r9k/	1-1 D	Roastie  90+2'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament III	Round of 16	July 6, 2017	/rw/	1-5 L	TOSH  83'
Omegacup 2017	Round of 128	December 12, 2017	/indie/	3-3 (4-3 PK) W	TOSH  24', 30' Archfriend Jill  63'
	Round of 64	December 13, 2017	/yyy/	4-6 L	TOSH  7', 86' Too Smart To Win  24' Rance  81'
Fakkin Boolsheet Tournament IV	Round of 16	July 3, 2018	File:Bane icon.png /bane/	3-2 W	TOSH  6', 90+0' Too Smart To Win  31'
	Quarter Final	July 5, 2018	/bw/	0-1 L	TOSH  17'
VGL Luigi Circuit	Winner's Bracket Quarter Final	January 12, 2019	/skg/	2-1 W	Too Smart To Win  34', 75'
	Winner's Bracket Semi Final	January 12, 2019	/d2g/	0-2 L
	Loser's Bracket Round 2	January 13, 2019	/ink/	0-2 L
Beta Bowl	Group Stage Group A	March 21, 2019	/yt/	1-1 D	Don't Believe Their Lies  55'
		March 22, 2019	/bw/	2-3 L	Don't Believe Their Lies  20', 45+1'
		March 23, 2019	/ddlc/	2-2 D	Too Smart to Win  67' Don't Believe Their Lies  89'
	Play-in Round 1	March 29, 2019	/adv/	3-1 W	Nakadashi Only  ??' Don't Believe Their Lies  ??' Too Smart to Win  ??'
	Play-in Round 2	March 29, 2019	/u/	2-3 L	Too Smart to Win  ??' Why is hanny so gay?  ??'

Records

Main Article: /hanny/ Records For record and statistical autism.

Team Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match	Competition
/hanny/	June 9, 2019	Highest match attendance 270	/pmmm/  0 - 2  /hanny/	/vg/ League 12
/hanny/	June, 2016	Most goals in a cup 14	N/A	/vg/ League 6
/hanny/	June, 2016	Most goals conceded in a cup 17	N/A	/vg/ League 6
/hanny/	November 25, 2016	Biggest win 8 Goals	/hanny/  9 - 1  /skg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
/hanny/	June 14, 2014	(Tied) Biggest loss 4 Goals	/npg/  4 - 0  /hanny/	/vg/ League 2
/hanny/	May 27, 2016	(Tied) Biggest loss 4 Goals	/hanny/  0 - 4  /ddg/	/vg/ League 6 Qualifiers
/hanny/	November 25, 2016	Most goals scored in a match 9	/hanny/  9 - 1  /skg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
/hanny/	June 3, 2016	(Tied) Highest scoring match 11 Goals	/drg/  6 - 5  /hanny/	/vg/ League 6
/hanny/	June 5, 2016	(Tied) Highest scoring match 11 Goals	/llsifg/  6 - 5  /hanny/	/vg/ League 6

Individual Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match	Competition
Rance	N/A	Most Matches 33	N/A	N/A
Too Smart To Win	N/A	Most MOTM Awards 5	N/A	N/A
TOSH	N/A	Most Goals 23	N/A	N/A
Rance	November, 2016	Most Goals in a Cup 7	N/A	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
TOSH	November 25, 2016	Most Goals in a Match (Tied) 4	/hanny/  9 - 1  /skg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
Rance	November 25, 2016	Most Goals in a Match (Tied) 4	/hanny/  9 - 1  /skg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
Rance	N/A	Most Assists 16	N/A	N/A
Too Smart To Win	November 25,2016	Most Assists in a a match 4	/hanny/  9 - 1  /skg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
Rance	June, 2016	Most Assists in a Cup (Tied) 4	N/A	/vg/ League 6
Too Smart To Win	November, 2016	Most Assists in a Cup (Tied) 4	N/A	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers
Fuck Off, Brah	N/A	Most Saves 44	N/A	N/A
Useless Ninja	June 21, 2019	Most Saves in a Match 7	/hanny/  3 - 3  /osg/	/vg/ League 12
Useless Ninja	June, 2019	Most Saves in a Cup 11	N/A	/vg/ League 12
Too Smart To Win	December 9, 2017	Fastest Goal in a Match 3 minutes	/@/  3 - 3  /hanny/	/vg/ League 9

Rivalries

/mggg/ - Eroge Derby

The two hrpg generals of /vg/. Who will win - those who rape or those who like to be raped? /hanny/ had the better of /mggg/ in our high stakes first match, winning in penalties and advancing to VGL 6 at the expense of /mggg/. There was a rematch six months later in the VGL 7 Qualifiers and /hanny/ won again, this time in regulation time but both teams would advance to the VGL proper. In the VGL 9 friendlies the two teams played again and this time /mggg/ came out winners but friendlies literally don't even matter.

2-0-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
3	8	8	0

/skg/ - Yaegashi Nan Derby	Because our senrans have nipples. /hanny/ gave the titty ninjas a brutal welcome to VGL with a 9-1 victory in /skg/'s first ever match. /skg/ evened the ledger with a 3-1 win in a friendly but friendlies don't really matter.
1-0-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
2	10	4	6

/vn/ - vndb Derby	Reminder that the Rance games are not visual novels. /vn/ were unable to handle the hyper weapon formation in the one meeting between these two sides.
1-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
1	2	1	1

Stadium

Stadium

Secret Edgy Rape Club

3-2-4

/hanny/ has had a home stadium since the /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers and the stadium opened with /hanny/'s eight goal victory against  /skg/. Originally named as the Haniwa Temple, from /vg/ League 8 onwards the stadium has been called the Secret Edgy Rape Club. This name refers to The name Secret Edgy Rape club refers back to a dark period in the history of the thread when the transition from fantranslations to official translations of Alicesoft games happened. Previously the fantranslators were tripfags who frequently posted in the threads. Unfortunately when the transition happened, the long awaited fan translations of Rance 5D (100% translated) and Rance VI (87%) translated were imminent but the sudden and unexpected announcement of a localisation deal put their English releases on indefinite hiatus and it was announced that a completely different Alicesoft game, Beat Blades Haruka, would be translated instead as the different release. The well was poisoned early when one of the former fantranslators made her initial post in thread telling people to "Buy Haruka" and claiming that the whole thing was part of her master plan. As shit started to fester, another tripfag and fantranslator Guyzoo came in and completely missed the point, accusing everyone who was unhappy of not wanting games to be released in English so they can continue having their 'Secret Edgy Rape Club'. This comment, especially coming from a fantranslator who hadn't produced any results in two or so years, burned all bridges between thread and translators. Inevitably, Secret Edgy Rape Club became a meme name to refer to the general. Guyzoo went on to his greatest achievement in life, becoming a professional translator and translating the 2017 Swedish game of the year, Please Bang My Wife.

Played	GF	GA	GD
9	21	19	2

Team Logos

VGL 2 - VGL 7	VGL 8	VGL 9 -
Original team logo from VGL 2. Logo has the Alicesot mascot and inaugural team captain Alice with the image taken from Alice2010.	Team logo was changed as a hanny emblem was a better fit for the general.	Change in logo to match the colours of the home kit and to look more like a football logo.

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Gallery

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  /hanny/ promotes for the 1st time

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  Entering 2018 with some hope

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  /hanny/ were too smart in 2018

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  Typical /hanny/ goalkeeping