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Founded April 13th, 2020 Manager Ali Abdelaziz Owner Dana White IRL manager CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR Team colors Chat color D80000 Just Bleed Red Top scorer Toilet Till (1) Top assister bjpenn.com (1) Captain Boston Salmon Website /heem/ - bjpenn.com Nickname hemm
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 1 0 1 0%
GF GA GD 1 1 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match /trb/  1–1  /heem/ May 22nd 2020
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Anthem PRIDE Theme Goal horn Face The Pain
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Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

I can't he but be inspired by the man. If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

No. Position Player 1   GK Schaub 36   LB Daniel "Daniel "DC" Cormier" Cormier 5   CB The Story Of The Fight 6   CB Gooby 13   RB Gaycheese 7   DMF what does heem mean 28   DMF Duckbib 10   CMF Boston Salmon 2   SS Toilet Till 9   SS Just Bleed 99   CF bjpenn.com

No. Position Player 0   LB HEEM Island 27   LB shit on bus 4   RB One More Run At The Strap 14   RB **heems u** 42   CB Joe Rogan 8   CB James "Big Dick" Vick 21   CB Tony "El Cucuy" Sperguson 3   CB Whoregay 'Pure Violins' Masvisoi 88   CB Uberheem 22   CB USADA Approved 18   GK Cute Asian Women 78   GK Michael Bisking

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Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
22nd May, 2020	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	1-1 D	Toilet Till  73'