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In the world that is Riglandia there lies the great babby plains. A fertile plain that is cursed. Every winter the land runs cold with ice and death. Every summer the land becomes scorched and dry. In spring and Autumn the plains gives life. Every year to live the clans who live in the plain must cross the Mountains of Pes the large mountain range where the land is so brutal that only half of the clans who attempts the crossing makes it to the warmer elites lands. A land of paradise where everything is nice and warm throughout the year. For those who fails the crossing the clans dissolves and its every man for themselves as in winter and in summer in the plains the land becomes too harsh for a clan to maintain unity and the Mountains are a place where who does not knows the PES will die from it. | |||
As winter set a the Townsend group formed by the clans of /his/ /mu/ /out/ and /ck/ decided to make the trip through the mountains. They decided to cross the potato pass. But winter set in earlier than expected. With limited food supplies and stuck in the middle of pass it was only a matter of time till insanity came in. | |||
When food ran out. /mu/ decided to kill /ck/ horses and eat them thus leaving /ck/ with nothing to live on. At the same time there was a fight over the last crate of mangoes. Taft fought well but >Ultralight came on top and took the crate. | |||
/ck/ desperate attacked /his/ over food. This was not any normal food but human meat as throughout the week all horses and local animals were eaten. /his/ heard about the plan and ambushed the /ck/ clan and although /his/ won and killed all but two of /ck/ clan members. Fast Food Autism with Perfect coffee the leader ran off back into the babby plains. /out/ and /mu/ fought over some rabbit scraps. The fight was hard and although no one was dead. As Mangum fought single handedly against Smokey, Anons happy Floote and Carin kicking and a truce was made. Where both will team up and help each other at the cost of /his/ for food. And hunt down the rest of /ck/. | |||
A few night later /his/ decided to book it to the winter wonder land but /mu/ stood in its way. Even tho Mangum only injured Taft was fine as he ate the last mango from stealing one from /out/ while /out/ was fighting with /mu/. But /his/ was too tired to fight on any more. Taft and Charles II who punched the goalkeeper had enough energy to escape. The rest where cannibalized by /mu/ and /out/ as they crossed the pass and into the winter lands. /out/ on its way was ambushed by /ck/ but only Anon's Happy Floote was there to fight back. But alas /ck/ overpowered Anons Happy Floote and took as much supplies and headed back to the babby plains. /his/ was alone with only Taft and Charles II and with no choice decided to head back to the Babby plains to winter out if they lived the harsh winter. Rumors says that other /his/ clan members lived. They say they can see a Fingolian on a Mammoth. But it is just rumors. Another one is that the Mongol horse archer lived and is now stuck in the mountain range. Forced to forage whatever is there to survive. But the /his/ clan is done. And who remains has to become a hunter and gather to survive the winter cold. Only time can tell if they live and reform the clan to attempt the crossing in spring as this winter was very harsh. | |||
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The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015(but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.
By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!
Exports
- Tactical Export: Tic tacs
- Aesthetics Export: Aesthetics
- Audio Export: We Didn't Start the Fire
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
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History
2019 Autumn Campaign
In the world that is Riglandia there lies the great babby plains. A fertile plain that is cursed. Every winter the land runs cold with ice and death. Every summer the land becomes scorched and dry. In spring and Autumn the plains gives life. Every year to live the clans who live in the plain must cross the Mountains of Pes the large mountain range where the land is so brutal that only half of the clans who attempts the crossing makes it to the warmer elites lands. A land of paradise where everything is nice and warm throughout the year. For those who fails the crossing the clans dissolves and its every man for themselves as in winter and in summer in the plains the land becomes too harsh for a clan to maintain unity and the Mountains are a place where who does not knows the PES will die from it.
As winter set a the Townsend group formed by the clans of /his/ /mu/ /out/ and /ck/ decided to make the trip through the mountains. They decided to cross the potato pass. But winter set in earlier than expected. With limited food supplies and stuck in the middle of pass it was only a matter of time till insanity came in.
When food ran out. /mu/ decided to kill /ck/ horses and eat them thus leaving /ck/ with nothing to live on. At the same time there was a fight over the last crate of mangoes. Taft fought well but >Ultralight came on top and took the crate.
/ck/ desperate attacked /his/ over food. This was not any normal food but human meat as throughout the week all horses and local animals were eaten. /his/ heard about the plan and ambushed the /ck/ clan and although /his/ won and killed all but two of /ck/ clan members. Fast Food Autism with Perfect coffee the leader ran off back into the babby plains. /out/ and /mu/ fought over some rabbit scraps. The fight was hard and although no one was dead. As Mangum fought single handedly against Smokey, Anons happy Floote and Carin kicking and a truce was made. Where both will team up and help each other at the cost of /his/ for food. And hunt down the rest of /ck/.
A few night later /his/ decided to book it to the winter wonder land but /mu/ stood in its way. Even tho Mangum only injured Taft was fine as he ate the last mango from stealing one from /out/ while /out/ was fighting with /mu/. But /his/ was too tired to fight on any more. Taft and Charles II who punched the goalkeeper had enough energy to escape. The rest where cannibalized by /mu/ and /out/ as they crossed the pass and into the winter lands. /out/ on its way was ambushed by /ck/ but only Anon's Happy Floote was there to fight back. But alas /ck/ overpowered Anons Happy Floote and took as much supplies and headed back to the babby plains. /his/ was alone with only Taft and Charles II and with no choice decided to head back to the Babby plains to winter out if they lived the harsh winter. Rumors says that other /his/ clan members lived. They say they can see a Fingolian on a Mammoth. But it is just rumors. Another one is that the Mongol horse archer lived and is now stuck in the mountain range. Forced to forage whatever is there to survive. But the /his/ clan is done. And who remains has to become a hunter and gather to survive the winter cold. Only time can tell if they live and reform the clan to attempt the crossing in spring as this winter was very harsh.
Match Log
Cup Perfomance
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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October 26, 2019 | /out/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 0-1 L | Video | |
November 1, 2019 | /ck/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 3-2 W | 25', 43' Charles II 70' >Holy >Roman >Empire |
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November 3, 2019 | /mu/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 1-1 D | Charles II 60' | Video |
Previous Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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April 15, 2016 | /v/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64' |
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April 16, 2016 | /co/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 4-1 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36' |
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April 17, 2016 | /toy/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B | 1-3 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 64' | |
May 6, 2016 | /lit/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C | 5-6 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73' | |
May 8, 2016 | /o/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C | 0-1 L | ||
May 14, 2016 | /cm/ | 2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C | 3-2 W | Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66' |
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October 29, 2016 | /p/ | 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 4-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4' |
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November 4, 2016 | /int/ | 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 1-1 D | >Holy>Roman>Empire 68' | |
November 6, 2016 | /wg/ | 2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H | 0-3 L | ||
April 28, 2017 | /lgbt/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A | 3-2 W | Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68' |
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April 29, 2017 | /wsg/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A | 3-0 W | 13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' Napoleon |
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April 30, 2017 | /tg/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A | 1-1 D | >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' | |
May 12, 2017 | /mlp/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B | 2-1 W | 12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire | Video |
May 14, 2017 | /sci/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B | 4-3 W | Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5' |
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May 20, 2017 | /n/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B | 2-3 L | 87' Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism |
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May 27, 2017 | /tg/ | 2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts | 0-2 L | Video | |
July 28, 2017 | /s4s/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C | 3-2 W | 7', 29' Bismarck 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire |
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July 30, 2017 | /wg/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C | 1-2 L | 69' >Holy>Roman>Empire | Video |
August 5, 2017 | /asp/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C | 2-0 W | 42' Bomber Harris 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire |
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August 12, 2017 | /u/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts | 2-3 L | 8' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2' Bomber Harris |
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17 February, 2018 | /fit/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G | 1-0 W | Read the Fucking Sticky 36' | Video |
23 February, 2018 | /u/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G | 1-2 L | Charles II 59' | Video |
25 February, 2018 | /mlp/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G | 0-2 L | Video | |
May 5, 2018 | /vp/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G | 1-5 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 32' | Video |
May 11, 2018 | /trv/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G | 2-3 L | 26' Charles II 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire |
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May 13, 2018 | /lit/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G | 3-7 L | Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II 12' Bomber Harris 35' |
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May 20, 2018 | /b/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G | 2-4 L | >Holy>Roman>Empire 42', 64' | Video |
October 12, 2018 | /a/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C | 1-0 W | Bismarck 85' | Video |
October 13, 2018 | /i/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C | 1-0 W | Charles II 72' | Video |
October 14, 2018 | /w/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C | 0-3 D | Video | |
October 26, 2018 | /u/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D | 1-2 L | 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire | Video |
October 28, 2018 | /cm/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D | 2-1 W | 27' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1' Bismarck |
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November 3, 2018 | /gif/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D | 0-0 D | Video | |
November 10, 2018 | /3/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts | 1-0 W | 33' >Holy>Roman>Empire | Video |
November 11, 2018 | /mu/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals | 3-0 W | 11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire 53' Bismarck |
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November 11, 2018 | /vp/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals | 3-1 W | 29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan |
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November 11, 2018 | /pol/ | 2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals | 0-2 L | Video | |
February 16, 2019 | /k/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G | 3-1 W | 23', 56' Bomber Harris 36' Monsieur Lindy |
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February 22, 2019 | /tv/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G | 3-2 W | Bomber Harris 30', 36' Charles II 77' |
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February 24, 2019 | /b/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G | 5-1 W | 17', 34', 59' Charles II 48' Bomber Harris 65' Mongolian Horse Archer |
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March 2, 2019 | /vg/ | 2019 4chan Winter Cup - Knockouts | 1-2 L | Bismarck 74' | Video |
July 20, 2019 | /aco/ | 2019 Summer Cup - Group E | 2-5 L | Bomber Harris 11' Charles II 62' |
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July 26, 2019 | /mlp/ | 2019 Summer Cup - Group E | 1-4 L | Charles II 60' | Video |
July 28, 2019 | /co/ | 2019 Summer Cup - Group E | 1-2 L | Bomber Harris 90+1' | Video |
Unofficial Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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January 30, 2016 | /trash/ | 2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 2-3 L | Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43' |
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January 7, 2017 | /vg/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | Bismarck 30' | |
May 6, 2017 | /block/ | Invite challenge | 4-5 L | ||
January 19, 2018 | /pol/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-3 L | 88' Bismarck | |
January 20, 2018 | /vg/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-5 L | Charles II 54', 63' | |
May 20, 2018 | /trash/ | Wooden Spoon Match | 13-1 W | 2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire 12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer 15' Julius Caesar 63', 71' Napoleon 79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare |
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August 25, 2019 | /lit/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 5-2 W | >Holy>Roman>Empire 16', 50' Bomber Harris 19' Charles II 22' Finno-Korean Hyper war 54' |
Team Statistics
Italics denote retired players
Goalscorers
Player | Goals | Assists |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | 40 | 23 |
Bismarck | 15 | 11 |
Charles II | 13 | 5 |
Bomber Harris | 11 | 3 |
Vlad the Implier | 2 | 4 |
Mongolian Horse Archer | 1 | 3 |
Monsieur Lindy | 2 | 1 |
More Wives, Your Grace? | 0 | 1 |
Vlad the Implier | 2 | 4 |
Lutheran Shitposter | 0 | 1 |
Napoleon | 4 | 7 |
Charlemagne | 0 | 1 |
Shitposting Cossack | 1 | 0 |
Anarco-Memeism | 1 | 0 |
Empire for Sale | 0 | 1 |
>Marxism | 0 | 1 |
Eternal Anglo | 0 | 1 |
Carl von Clausewitz | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeepers
Player | Starts | Saves | Clean Sheets |
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Battle of the Isonzo | 8 | 10 | 2 |
TAFT | 7 | 20 | 0 |
Maginot Line | 4 | 19 | 1 |
Great Wall of China | 7 | 20 | 0 |
Julius Caesar | 3 | 5 | 0 |
Christian Dark Ages | 10 | 23 | 3 |
Records
Holder | Date | Record | Match |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes). | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ |
/his/ | July 28, 2017 | Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10. | /s4s/ 2 - 3 /his/ |
/his/ | May 21, 2018 | Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19. | /b/ 4 - 2 /his/ |
/his/ (Tied) | May 21, 2018 | Lowest GD in a group stage with -11. | /b/ 4 - 2 /his/ |
>Holy>Roman>Empire | February 24, 2019 | Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5. | /b/ 1 - 5 /his/ |
Former records
Holder | Date set | Record | Match | Date beaten |
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>Holy>Roman>Empire | May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5. | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ | August 6, 2016 |
/his/ | May 6, 2016 | Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5. | /his/ 5 - 6 /lit/ | February 15, 2019 |
Rivalries
The Spooker Bowl
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The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it. |
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The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't fucking beat them. |
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Honors
Team
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried
Individual
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)
Team photos
Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- "Always a /his/ fan"
- — PAVAL, 2018 Spring
- — PAVAL, 2018 Spring
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