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/his/

We Didn't Start the Fire

/his/ - History & Humanities

Founded

October 31, 2015

Owner

Voltaire

IRL manager

JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP

Team colors

Chat color

FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow

Ranking

1 (

7)

Highest rank

1 (February 14, 2021)

Lowest rank

56 (April 17, 2016)

Top scorer

>Holy>Roman>Empire (44)

Top assister

>Holy>Roman>Empire (28)

Captain

Charles II

Website

/his/ - History & Humanities

Nickname

/his/torians

Home ground

Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)

Historic performance

30	5	28			63				47.62%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
123	115	+8

Biggest win
/his/	5–0	/fa/
July 26, 2020

Biggest defeat
/his/	1–5	/vp/
May 5, 2018

First match
/his/	4–1	/v/
April 15, 2016

Elite Cup
Appearances	6 (First in Summer 2017)
Best result	2nd, Winter 2021
Babby Cup
Appearances	7 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result	2nd, Autumn 2018

Team music

Anthem	Deutsche Kaiserhymne
2nd kit Anthem	Magna Mater
3rd kit Anthem	Heil dir im Siegerkranz
4th kit Anthem	Verdun Chant Militaire ON NE PASSE PAS !!!
5th kit Anthem	Khusugtun - Tes goliin magtaal
Victory Anthem	Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale)
Taft MoM Victory Anthem	Taft!

Goal horn	Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn	Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn	Schei-wi-dei-wi-du
Gaius & Aulus Goalhorn	Avicii - Hey Brother
Charles II Goalhorn	El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015(but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

Winter 2021

Tactical Export: TicTacs
Aesthetics Export: Aes
Audio Export: Musac

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No.

Position

Player

27

	GK

Taft

1

	LB

Tiktaalik

17

	CB

Finno-Korean Hyper war

15

	CB

The Russian Baltic Fleet

16

	RB

Pregnant Anne Frank

6

	DMF

More Wives, Your Grace?

999

	CMF

Mongolian Horse Archer

2

	CMF

Gaius & Aulus

45

	AMF

Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay

21

	SS

Charles II

11

	CF

>Holy>Roman>Empire

No.

Position

Player

13

	GK

___ Battle of the Isonzo

66

	LB

Maoist Worst Nightmare

89

	LB

Diogenes

16

	RB

>&Humanities

14

	RB

Muh Haplogroups

5

	CB

Decisive Tang Victory

4

	CB

Scottish Wiki Furry

600

	CB

African Paratrooper

19

	CMF

>study history >become ___

146

	CMF

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

64

	CMF

Burnin’ Sherman

44

	DMF

Dirlewanger

History

Previous campaigns

2020 Spring Campaign

Story coming soon

Match Log

Cup Perfomance

Event	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	9	5	4	Promoted	3rd
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0-2	8	9	-1	Failed to Advance	21st
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1-2	5	9	-3	Relegated	29th
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1-0	7	3	4	Promoted	1st
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	9	-1	Round of 16	13th
2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	8	7	-1	Round of 16	11th
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-0-2	2	4	-2	Relegated	23rd
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-4	8	19	-11	Relegated	40th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	2	3	-1	Promoted	6th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1-2	9	3	6	Runner-up	2nd
2019 4chan Winter Cup	3-0-1	12	6	6	Round of 16	13th
2019 4chan Summer Cup	0-0-3	4	11	-7	Relegated	32nd
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	4	4	0	Failed to Advance	19th
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	7	1	Promoted	10th
2020 4chan Summer Cup	3-0-2	15	7	8	Quarterfinals	5th
2021 4chan Winter Cup	5-1-1	13	6	7	Runner-up	2nd

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
TBD		2021 4chan Summer Cup

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
October 29, 2016	/p/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4'
November 4, 2016	/int/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire 68'
November 6, 2016	/wg/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-3 L
April 28, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-2 W	Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68'
April 29, 2017	/wsg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire 89'
May 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 14, 2017	/sci/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5'	Video
May 20, 2017	/n/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-3 L	87' Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	Video
May 27, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts	0-2 L		Video
July 28, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
July 30, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 5, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 12, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2' Bomber Harris	Video
17 February, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky 36'	Video
23 February, 2018	/u/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-2 L	Charles II 59'	Video
25 February, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	0-2 L		Video
May 5, 2018	/vp/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	1-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 32'	Video
May 11, 2018	/trv/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-3 L	26' Charles II 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 13, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	3-7 L	Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II 12' Bomber Harris 35'	Video
May 20, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-4 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 42', 64'	Video
October 12, 2018	/a/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Bismarck 85'	Video
October 13, 2018	/i/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Charles II 72'	Video
October 14, 2018	/w/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	0-3 D		Video
October 26, 2018	/u/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	1-2 L	23' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
October 28, 2018	/cm/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	2-1 W	27' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1' Bismarck	Video
November 3, 2018	/gif/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	0-0 D		Video
November 10, 2018	/3/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts	1-0 W	33' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
November 11, 2018	/mu/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	3-0 W	11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire 53' Bismarck	Video
November 11, 2018	/vp/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals	3-1 W	29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan	Video
November 11, 2018	/pol/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals	0-2 L		Video
February 16, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-1 W	23', 56' Bomber Harris 36' Monsieur Lindy	Video
February 22, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-2 W	Bomber Harris 30', 36' Charles II 77'	Video
February 24, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	5-1 W	17', 34', 59' Charles II 48' Bomber Harris 65' Mongolian Horse Archer	Video
March 2, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Knockouts	1-2 L	Bismarck 74'	Video
July 20, 2019	/aco/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	2-5 L	Bomber Harris 11' Charles II 62'	Video
July 26, 2019	/mlp/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	1-4 L	Charles II 60'	Video
July 28, 2019	/co/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	1-2 L	Bomber Harris 90+1'	Video
October 26, 2019	/out/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-1 L		Video
November 1, 2019	/ck/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	3-2 W	25', 43' Charles II 70' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
November 3, 2019	/mu/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	Charles II 60'	Video
April 24, 2020	/mu/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D	2-1 W	Bomber Harris 15' >Holy>Roman>Empire 35'	Video
April 26, 2020	/aco/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D	1-0 W	Bomber Harris 65'	Video
May 2, 2020	/w/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D	2-3 L	11' Bomber Harris 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
May 9, 2020	/m/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Knockouts	3-3 L	55' Bomber Harris 62' Gaius & Aulus 102' Charles II Penalties 0-3 Charles II >Holy >Roman >Empire Bomber Harris	Video
July 18, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	1-2 L	89' Pregnant Anne Frank	Video
July 24, 2020	/wg/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	3-2 W	64', 71' Gaius & Aulus 76' Charles II	Video
July 26, 2020	/fa/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	5-0 W	18', 30' Gaius & Aulus 59', 90+4' Charles II 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
August 1, 2020	/toy/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts	3-0 W	>Holy >Roman >Empire 12' Charles II 52' Gaius & Aulus 90+0'	Video
August 2, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	3-3 L	25' Burnin' Sherman 73' Charles II 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire Penalties 4-5 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Gaius & Aulus Bomber Harris Muh Haplogroups	Video
January 29, 2021	/trv/	2021 4chan Winter Cup - Group D	2-1 W	Charles II 63', 76'	Video
January 31, 2021	/lit/	2021 4chan Winter Cup - Group D	1-1 D	Charles II 13'	Video
February 6, 2021	/v/	2021 4chan Winter Cup - Group D	2-0 W	Bomber Harris 45+0' >Holy >Roman >Empire 83'	Video
February 13, 2021	/d/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Knockouts	2-0 W	>Holy >Roman >Empire 58' Charles II 82'	Video
February 14, 2021	/mu/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals	5-1 W	12', 65' Charles II 39', 79' >Holy >Roman >Empire 90+2' Gaius & Aulus	Video
February 14, 2021	/wg/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Semi Finals	2-1 W	49', 90+0' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
February 14, 2021	/n/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Final	1-3 L	Bomber Harris 58'	Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck 30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	Invite challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II 54', 63'
May 20, 2018	/trash/	Wooden Spoon Match	13-1 W	2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire 12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer 15' Julius Caesar 63', 71' Napoleon 79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Video
August 25, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 16', 50' Bomber Harris 19' Charles II 22' Finno-Korean Hyper war 54'
December 20, 2019	/eqg/	Test Cup V 19	3-0 W	Charles II 3', 36' >Holy >Roman >Empire 42'	Video
December 21, 2019	/co/	Test Cup V 19	2-3 L	19', 38' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
December 27, 2019	/mu/	Test Cup V 19	2-2 D	Charles II 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 63'	Video
December 28, 2019	/mlp/	Test Cup V 19 round of 16	2-2 L	Charles II 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 63' Penalties 3-5 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus	Video
March 6, 2020	/tv/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	13' Charles II
March 13, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	24' Charles II 71' >Holy >Roman >Empire
March 20, 2020	/tg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 W	17' Charles II Penalties 3-2 >Holy>Roman>Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus 9th Battle of the Isonzo
September 19, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 L	17' Charles II Penalties 1-2 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus Taft	Video
September 27, 2020	/tg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	>Holy >Roman >Empire 52'	Video
September 27, 2020	/v/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Charles II 5', 43', 78', 83' >Holy >Roman >Empire 90+1'	Video

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	44	28
Charles II	19	12
Bomber Harris	15	8
Bismarck	14	10
Gaius & Aulus	6	0
Mongolian Horse Archer	1	3
Pregnant Anne Frank	1	1
Burnin' Sherman	1	1
More Wives, Your Grace?	0	1
Monsieur Lindy	2	1
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Lutheran Shitposter	0	1
Napoleon	2	7
Charlemagne	0	1
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
TAFT	14	39	2
___ Battle of the Isonzo	15	28	3
Maginot Line	4	19	1
Great Wall of China	7	20	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/ 2 - 3 /his/
/his/	May 21, 2018	Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
/his/ (Tied)	May 21, 2018	Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	February 24, 2019	Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5.	/b/ 1 - 5 /his/

Former records

Holder	Date set	Record	Match	Date beaten
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/	August 6, 2016
/his/	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/	February 15, 2019

Rivalries


The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
0-1-2


The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.
0-0-1


The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't beat this fucking team for shit.
0-0-5

Honors

Team

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Anthem Deutsche Kaiserhymne
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Goalhorn We Didn't Start The Fire
2020 4chan Summer Cup: Best Alt-horn Charles II

Individual

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)

Team photos

Summer 2017 squad
Spring 2018 squad
Autumn 2018 squad
Winter 2019 squad

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers

"Always a /his/ fan"

— PAVAL, 2018 Spring

El capitán dribbling up the pitch
(Former)L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match - Spring 2016
Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices - Autumn 2016
Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match - Spring 2017
Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet - Summer 2017
>Wiki page about the 2018 Spring campaign.
Stalin Purging /his/ out of the knockouts - Winter 2019
The destruction of Carthage went a bit too far - Spring 2020
Charles continues to baffle the 4CC by scoring goals - Summer 2020

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