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=Player Statistics=
=Player Statistics=


==Goals==
==Top 50 Players==
;7 goals
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} McJesus
{{col-end}}


;6 goals
{| class='wikitable sortable'
{{col-begin}}
|-
{{col-3}}
! Skaters !! Team !! POS !! M !! GS !! G !! A !! PTS !! MM !! SMM !! YC !! RC !! OG !! RT
*{{badgeicon|snes}} {{greentext|yfw DA TURRS}}
|-
*{{badgeicon|rags}} 1994
| {{greentext|yfw DA TURRS}} || {{team away|snes}} || F || G || 7 || 10 ||  1 || 11 || 3 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.64285714285714
{{col-end}}
|-
| 1994 || {{team away|rags}} || F || G || 7 || 7 ||  4 || 11 || 4 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.71428571428571
|-
| McJesus || {{team away|oilels}} || F || G || 7 || 9 ||  1 || 10 || 0 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.64285714285714
|-
| THE FINAL SOLUTION || {{team away|oilels}} || F || G || 7 || 4 ||  4 || 8 || 1 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.42857142857143
|-
| Poolparty || {{team away|oilels}} || F || S || 7 || 3 ||  4 || 7 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.21428571428571
|-
| STONER || {{team away|snes}} || F || S || 7 || 2 ||  5 || 7 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.28571428571429
|-
| Martin St. Louis || {{team away|ncaah}} || F || G || 7 || 5 ||  1 || 6 || 3 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.35714285714286
|-
| Beast Mode Jamie Benn || {{team away|stors}} || F || G || 7 || 4 ||  1 || 5 || 2 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.35714285714286
|-
| Krech || {{team away|broons}} || F || S || 7 || 3 ||  2 || 5 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.14285714285714
|-
| Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals || {{team away|stors}} || MF || S || 7 || 3 ||  2 || 5 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.14285714285714
|-
| Nose Face Killah || {{team away|broons}} || F || S || 7 || 3 ||  1 || 4 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.21428571428571
|-
| L O O C H || {{team away|oilels}} || F ||  || 1 || 2 ||  2 || 4 || 1 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.5
|-
| I Am Val Nichuskin || {{team away|stors}} || MF || S || 7 || 2 ||  2 || 4 || 0 || 1 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 6.14285714285714
|-
| AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO || {{team away|stors}} || F || G || 7 || 1 ||  3 || 4 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.28571428571429
|-
| Abbagator || {{team away|drw}} || F || S || 7 || 2 ||  1 || 3 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.28571428571429
|-
| POTVIN SUCKS || {{team away|rags}} || MF || G || 7 || 2 ||  1 || 3 || 0 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.28571428571429
|-
| Sauce || {{team away|drw}} || MF ||  || 4 || 1 ||  2 || 3 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.125
|-
| The Belpot || {{team away|ncaah}} || MF ||  || 6 || 1 ||  2 || 3 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.08333333333333
|-
| 4:20 || {{team away|ncaah}} || MF ||  || 2 || 2 ||  0 || 2 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.75
|-
| Snip Show || {{team away|drw}} || MF || G || 7 || 2 ||  0 || 2 || 1 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.21428571428571
|-
| ERIG :DDDDDDDDDD || {{team away|snes}} || MF || G || 7 || 2 ||  0 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| Kapfinn || {{team away|mild}} || F || G || 7 || 1 ||  1 || 2 || 1 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.35714285714286
|-
| Hockey's Back || {{team away|mild}} || MF || G || 7 || 1 ||  1 || 2 || 1 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.28571428571429
|-
| 1940 || {{team away|rags}} || MF || S || 7 || 1 ||  1 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.07142857142857
|-
| The UCONN Whalers || {{team away|ncaah}} || F ||  || 3 || 1 ||  1 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| Nodaks || {{team away|ncaah}} || MF ||  || 6 || 1 ||  1 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.75
|-
| St. Patrice || {{team away|broons}} || MF || G || 7 || 0 ||  2 || 2 || 1 || 0 || 3 || 0 || 0 || 6.21428571428571
|-
| Mighty Bitey Burrows || {{team away|snes}} || MF ||  || 4 || 0 ||  2 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| I'M COMING IN HOT || {{team away|snes}} || MF ||  || 6 || 0 ||  2 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 5.91666666666667
|-
| {{greentext|no prospects}} || {{team away|rags}} || D ||  || 1 || 0 ||  2 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.5
|-
| Cam Kneely || {{team away|broons}} || MF ||  || 4 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.125
|-
| Brinks || {{team away|mild}} || MF || S || 7 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.07142857142857
|-
| Nordy || {{team away|mild}} || MF || S || 7 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6.07142857142857
|-
| Rick Nash, Playoff Choker || {{team away|rags}} || F || S || 7 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.07142857142857
|-
| The Blue Seats || {{team away|rags}} || MF ||  || 3 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| #BringBackAvery || {{team away|rags}} || MF ||  || 2 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| MINNESOTAWINSLOL || {{team away|ncaah}} || D || S || 7 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.78571428571429
|-
| Alabama-Huntsville || {{team away|ncaah}} || MF ||  || 2 || 1 ||  0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.75
|-
| Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll || {{team away|oilels}} || MF ||  || 1 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.5
|-
| {{greentext|1 cup in 77 years}} || {{team away|rags}} || MF ||  || 2 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.25
|-
| {{greentext|Atlantic ""Hockey""}} || {{team away|ncaah}} || D || S || 6 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 3 || 0 || 0 || 6.08333333333333
|-
| ROUUUUUUUUUUU || {{team away|stors}} || MF ||  || 6 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 2 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| Pasta || {{team away|broons}} || MF ||  || 5 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| It's a Tie || {{team away|ncaah}} || MF ||  || 1 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6
|-
| MacConcussion || {{team away|snes}} || MF ||  || 5 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.9
|-
| Ryan Smyth's Mullet || {{team away|oilels}} || MF ||  || 5 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.9
|-
| 7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes || {{team away|ncaah}} || F || G || 7 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.85714285714286
|-
| DON'T POKE THE BEAR || {{team away|broons}} || MF ||  || 5 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.7
|-
| Sucks At Hockey || {{team away|oilels}} || F ||  || 6 || 0 ||  1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5.66666666666667
|-
| Big Daddy Z || {{team away|broons}} || D || G || 7 || 0 ||  0 || 0 || 0 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 6.07142857142857
|}


;5 goals
''M: Medal; GS: Games Started; G: Goals; A: Assists; PTS: Points; MM: Man of the Match; SMM: Same Rating as MotM; YC: Yellow Cards; RC: Red Cards; OG: Own Goals; RT: Average Rating''
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} Martin St. Louis
{{col-end}}


;3 goals
==Goaltenders==
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|broons}} Krech
*{{badgeicon|broons}} Nose Face Killah
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} THE FINAL SOLUTION
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|stors}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
*{{badgeicon|stors}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
{{col-end}}


;2 goals
{| class='wikitable sortable'
{{col-begin}}
|-
{{col-3}}
! Goalies !! Team !! GS !! W !! L !!  GA !! GAA !! SV !! SA !! S% !! MM !! SM !! RT !! SO
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} 4:20  
|-
{{col-3}}
| TUUKKA not Toohkah || {{team away|broons}} || 7 || 5 || 2 || 8 || 1.14 ||  14 || 19 || 0.52 || 1 || 0 || 5.86 || 4
*{{badgeicon|stors}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
|-
{{col-3}}
| Kudos for Khudo || {{team away|broons}} || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} L O O C H
|-
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} Poolparty
| Saint Petr || {{team away|drw}} || 3 || 1 || 2 || 4 || 1.33 ||  3 || 5 || 0.333 || 0 || 0 || 5.5 || 1
{{col-3}}
|-
{{col-end}}
| Jimmies Unrustled || {{team away|drw}} || 4 || 2 || 2 || 1 || 0.25 ||  11 || 12 || 0.846 || 0 || 0 || 6 || 3
|-
| DUUUUUUUUUUB || {{team away|mild}} || 7 || 4 || 3 || 10 || 1.43 ||  16 || 27 || 0.432 || 0 || 1 || 5.79 || 3
|-
| Hardy || {{team away|mild}} || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0
|-
| Hockey East Ref || {{team away|ncaah}} || 6 || 3 || 3 || 16 || 2.67 ||  20 || 42 || 0.345 || 0 || 0 || 5.83 || 1
|-
| HUG OF DEATH || {{team away|ncaah}} || 1 || 0 || 1 || 2 || 2 ||  5 || 6 || 0.625 || 0 || 0 || 5.5 || 0
|-
| Clam TalBOT || {{team away|oilels}} || 5 || 2 || 3 || 10 || 2 ||  19 || 34 || 0.432 || 0 || 0 || 6 || 1
|-
| Ten Years of Bad Management || {{team away|oilels}} || 2 || 1 || 1 || 4 || 2 ||  3 || 10 || 0.214 || 0 || 0 || 5.5 || 1
|-
| King Henrik || {{team away|rags}} || 7 || 6 || 1 || 6 || 0.86 ||  17 || 19 || 0.68 || 1 || 0 || 6.07 || 3
|-
| Mike Richter || {{team away|rags}} || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0
|-
| C R A I G || {{team away|snes}} || 7 || 3 || 4 || 9 || 1.29 ||  29 || 34 || 0.674 || 0 || 0 || 6.07 || 2
|-
| C O N D O N || {{team away|snes}} || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0
|-
| 1-3-1 || {{team away|snes}} || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0
|-
| Beeg Ben Bishop || {{team away|stors}} || 5 || 1 || 4 || 9 || 1.8 ||  18 || 29 || 0.474 || 0 || 1 || 5.9 || 1
|-
| {{greentext|Finnish Goaltending}} || {{team away|stors}} || 1 || 0 || 1 || 5 || 5 ||  2 || 9 || 0.143 || 0 || 0 || 5 || 0
|-
| Based Nill || {{team away|stors}} || 1 || 1 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  4 || 5 || 0.8 || 0 || 0 || 6.5 || 1
|}


fuck it, table soon
''GS: Games Started; W: All Wins; L: All Losses; GA: Goals Allowed; GAA: Goals Allowed Average: SV: Saves; SA: Shots on Target Against; S%: Save Percentage (SV / SA + GA); MM: Man of the Match; SM: Same Rating as MotM; RT: Rating; SO: Shutouts''


;1 goal
==Defenses==
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|broons}} Cam Kneely
*{{badgeicon|drw}} Sauce
*{{badgeicon|drw}} Snip Show
*{{badgeicon|drw}} Abbagator
*{{badgeicon|mild}} Brinks
*{{badgeicon|mild}} Hockey's Back
*{{badgeicon|mild}} Kapfinn
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|mild}} Nordy
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} Nodaks
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} MINNESOTAWINSLOL
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} The UCONN Whalers
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|rags}} #BringBackAvery
*{{badgeicon|rags}} Potvin Sucks
*{{badgeicon|snes}} ERIG :DDDDDDDD
*{{badgeicon|snes}} STONER
*{{badgeicon|stors}} I Am Val Nichushkin
{{col-end}}


{| class='wikitable sortable'
|-
! Team !! GA !! SO !! SAtt. !! STgt. !! INT !! TK !! RT !! DFR
|-
| {{team away|drw}} || 5 || 4 || 42 || 17 || 119 || 94 || 5.86 || 8.34
|-
| {{team away|broons}} || 8 || 4 || 34 || 21 || 108 || 69 || 5.86 || 6.61
|-
| {{team away|rags}} || 6 || 3 || 37 || 19 || 125 || 49 || 5.71 || 6.43
|-
| {{team away|mild}} || 10 || 3 || 42 || 27 || 102 || 57 || 5.79 || 4.60
|-
| {{team away|snes}} || 10 || 2 || 63 || 37 || 98 || 66 || 5.57 || 3.17
|-
| {{team away|stors}} || 14 || 2 || 64 || 43 || 100 || 58 || 5.57 || 1.45
|-
| {{team away|oilels}} || 14 || 2 || 72 || 50 || 90 || 60 || 5.86 || 0.78
|-
| {{team away|ncaah}} || 18 || 1 || 68 || 48 || 125 || 77 || 5.64 || 0.39
|}


==Assists==
;4 assists
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|snes}} Stoner
{{col-end}}


;3 assists
''GA: Goals Allowed; SO: Shutouts; SAtt.: Shots Attempted Against; STgt.: Shots on Target Against; INT: Interceptions; TK: Tackles; RT: Rating (modal)''
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} Poolparty
{{col-end}}


;2 assists
'''DFR''' is an arbitrary stat that basically gives you an idea of how well a defense performs each match. The higher the better. It doesn't mean anything, other than a simple way to sort defenses from "best" to "worst."
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} The Belpot
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} L O O C H
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} THE FINAL SOLUTION
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|rags}} 1994
*{{badgeicon|stors}} American Hero Mike Modano
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|stors}} I Am Val Nichuskin
{{col-end}}


;1 assist
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|broons}} Krech
*{{badgeicon|broons}} Nose Face Killah
*{{badgeicon|broons}} St. Patrice
*{{badgeicon|broons}} DON'T POKE THE BEAR
*{{badgeicon|broons}} Pasta
*{{badgeicon|drw}} Sauce
*{{badgeicon|mild}} Kapfinn
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|mild}} Hockey's Back
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} 7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} Nodaks
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} The UCONN Whalers
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} Ryan Smyth's Mullet
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} McJesus
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|rags}} 1940 
*{{badgeicon|rags}} No Prospects
*{{badgeicon|snes}} {{greentext|yfw DA TURRS}}
*{{badgeicon|stors}} ROUUUUUUUUUUU
*{{badgeicon|stors}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
*{{badgeicon|stors}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
{{col-end}}
==Saves==
;16 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|snes}} CRAIG
{{col-end}}
;13 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|mild}} DUUUUUUUUUUB
{{col-end}}
;12 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|rags}} King Henrik
{{col-end}}
;9 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} Hockey East Ref
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} Clam TalBOT
{{col-end}}
;6 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|stors}} Big Ben Bishop
{{col-end}}
;5 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|drw}} Jimmies Unrustled
*{{badgeicon|broons}} TUUKKA not Toohkah
*{{badgeicon|ncaah}} HUG OF DEATH
{{col-end}}
;3 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|drw}} Saint Petr
{{col-end}}
;2 saves
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|stors}} {{greentext|>Finnish goaltending}}
{{col-end}}
;1 save
{{col-begin}}
{{col-3}}
*{{badgeicon|oilels}} Ten Years Of Bad Management
{{col-end}}
<br><br>


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Revision as of 04:10, 21 October 2017

/hoc/ League
Hoc logo.png
Tournament details
Host board TBD icon.png TBD
Dates N/A
Teams 8
Final positions
Champion TBD icon.png /TBD/
Runner-up TBD icon.png /TBD/
Third TBD icon.png /TBD/
Fourth TBD icon.png /TBD/
Tournament statistics
Matches 0
Goals scored 0 (Division by zero. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards 0 (Division by zero. per match)
Red cards 0 (Division by zero. per match)

/hoc/ League
/hoc/ League
TBD

The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League.

All streams and VODs (for now anyway) can be found here.

Teams

The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:

Schedule Draw

The draw took place on September 8th, here. Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random. This is the result of the draw:

Week Broons icon.png /broons/ Drw icon.png /drw/ Rags icon.png /rags/ Snes icon.png /snes/ Mild icon.png /mild/ Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Oilels icon.png /oilels/ Stors icon.png /stors/
1 @ /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
1-3
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-3
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
1-0
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
2-5
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
1-0
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-5
2 vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-3
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-2
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-1
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-2
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-1 OT
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
2-1 OT
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
4-3
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
0-1
3 @ /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-0 (5-6)
vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
0-0 (2-4)
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-0 (2-4)
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
3-4
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-0 (5-6)
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
0-4
@ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
0-4
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
3-4
4 @ /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-1
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2-2 (7-6)
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-1
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-1
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-0
@ /drw/ Drw icon.png
2-2 (7-6)
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
4-2
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-2
5 @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
3-2
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-1 OT
vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
5-3
@ /mild/ Mild icon.png
0-2
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
0-2
vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png
3-2
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
5-3
vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-1 OT
6 vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png
0-2
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
0-2
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-2
vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
6-1
@ /stors/ Stors icon.png
3-0
@ /snes/ Snes icon.png
6-1
vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-2
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
3-0
7 vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png
0-0 (5-3)
@ /broons/ Broons icon.png
0-0 (5-3)
vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png
1-0
@ /rags/ Rags icon.png
1-0
@ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
4-0
vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png
4-0
@ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
0-0 (4-2)
8 vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png @ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png @ /drw/ Drw icon.png vs. /rags/ Rags icon.png vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png @ /broons/ Broons icon.png
9 vs. /snes/ Snes icon.png @ /rags/ Rags icon.png vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png @/broons/ Broons icon.png @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png vs. /mild/ Mild icon.png @ /stors/ Stors icon.png vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png
10 @ /rags/ Rags icon.png @ /snes/ Snes icon.png vs. /broons/ Broons icon.png vs. /drw/ Drw icon.png vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png @ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png @ /mild/ Mild icon.png


Key
Win
OT Win
OT Loss
Loss

Standings

The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence S. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:

Prince of Wales

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Rags icon.png /rags/ 7 5 1 0 1 13 6 7 17
Broons icon.png /broons/ 7 2 3 0 2 7 8 -1 12
Drw icon.png /drw/ 7 1 2 3 1 6 5 1 10
Snes icon.png /snes/ 7 3 0 0 4 14 10 4 9

Clarence S. Campbell

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ 7 2 1 2 2 12 18 -6 10
Oilels icon.png /oilels/ 7 3 0 0 4 18 14 4 9
Mild icon.png /mild/ 7 2 1 1 3 4 10 -6 9
Stors icon.png /stors/ 7 2 0 2 3 11 12 -1 8

Schedule

As written above, teams will play two games against each conference opponent and one game against each non-conference opponent, totaling 10 games. Weeks one, nine and ten are division weeks.. Times and dates are subject to change due to IRL bullshit, so check this page often! Hopefully everything will be set in stone at least a week away from each matchday. All weeks will start about 3 hours after normal cup time on Fridays, though not during the Autumn Babby Cup weekends.

The first 6 weeks should run as normal, week-to-week. Then things get a little interesting with the Autumn Babby Cup and its qualifiers. There is no divegrass other than the cup to be streamed on the main channel during cups. A break will be nice as well, so we'll take those three weeks off. Right now, the plan is to run a doubleheader on the weeks leading up to and following the Babby (October 20th and November 17th). Crunchtime, if you will. The last week will stand alone and probably have an All-Star game as a celebration of the season as a whole and the best players during the season (November 24th). Then the playoffs will happen the following week (December 1st).

In any case, here are the matches themselves:

Week 1, September 15th

/drw/ Drw icon.png 0–0 (a.e.t.) Broons icon.png /broons/
21:00

Streakhan Booked 109' Booked 58' Cam Kneely The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 17
Video: Smashcast
  Penalties  
Abbagator Scored
Supermantha Missed
Captain Hank Missed
Snip Show Scored
2–4 Scored Krech
Scored Nose Face Killah
Scored Big Daddy Z
Scored St. Patrice

/snes/ Snes icon.png 1–3 Rags icon.png /rags/
21:30

ERIG :DDDDDDDD Goal 83' Goal 52'90+5' 1994
Goal 77' #BringBackAvery
Booked 38' Marc Staal's One Good Eye
TD Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 20
Video: Smashcast

/mild/ Mild icon.png 1–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:00

Nordy Goal 66' The X/Roger Place
Attendance: 21
Video: Smashcast

/stors/ Stors icon.png 2–5 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:30

Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Goal 52'70'
Ruffled Lines Booked 5'
Goal 5' (pen.) MINNESOTAWINSLOL
Goal 10'65' Martin St. Louis
Goal 22' NODAKS
Goal 63' 4:20
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 18
Video: Smashcast

Week 2, September 22rd

/broons/ Broons icon.png 4–3 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
21:00

Krech Goal 20'69'
Cam Kneely Goal 78'
Nose Face Killah Goal 80'
St. Patrice Booked 69'
Goal 57'63'90+0' McJesus The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 20
Video: Smashcast

/drw/ Drw icon.png 0–2 Snes icon.png /snes/
21:30

Goal 25'65' >yfw DA TURRS The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 19
Video: Smashcast

/mild/ Mild icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:00

Brinks Goal 41'
Hockey's Back Goal 105+2'
Hockey's Back Booked 44'
Crows Chant Booked 109'
Goal 74' Martin St. Louis
Booked 45+1' The Uconn Whalers
Booked 96' >Atlantic "Hockey"
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 20
Video: Smashcast

/stors/ Stors icon.png 0–1 Rags icon.png /rags/
22:30

John Klingman Booked 88' Goal 85' Potvin Sucks The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 14
Video: Smashcast

Week 3, September 29th

/drw/ Drw icon.png 1–1 (a.e.t.) Rags icon.png /rags/
21:00

Abbagator Goal 45' Goal 54' 1994
Booked 12' Matteau! Matteau!
Booked 91' Potvin Sucks
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 6
  Penalties  
Abbagator Scored
Supermantha Missed
Captain Hank Scored
Snip Show Missed
2–4 Scored Rick Nash, Playoff Choker
Scored 1940
Scored Potvin Sucks
Scored 1994

/mild/ Mild icon.png 0–0 Broons icon.png /broons/
21:30

Born To Be Wild Booked 19'
Nordy Booked 105+0'
Booked 63' Boston Greenhouse Garden
Booked 82'St. Patrice
Booked 113' Local Boy Frankie
The X/Rogers Place
Attendance: 7
  Penalties  
Nordy Scored
Brinks Scored
Kapfinn Scored
Hockey's Back Scored
DUUUUUUUUUUB Scored
Punished Heatley Missed
April 22, 2003 Missed
5–6 Scored Krech
Scored Nose Face Killah
Scored Bid Daddy Z
Scored St. Patrice
Scored TUUKKA not Toohkah
Missed Cam Kneely
Scored Local Boy Frankie

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–4 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:00

Goal 50' Poolparty
Goal 58' McJesus
Goal 80' L O O C H
Goal 82' The Final Solution
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 7

/snes/ Snes icon.png 3–4 Stors icon.png /stors/
22:30

>yfw DA TURRS Goal 2'39'
STONER Goal 84'
I'm Not Coming Booked 11'
Goal 12' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Goal 74'80' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Goal 82' I Am Val Nichushkin
Booked 34' Good Goal
Booked 90+0' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 7

Week 4, October 6th

/drw/ Drw icon.png 2–2 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
21:00

Goal 25' Snip Show
Scored 88' Hug of Death
Booked 32' Captain Hank
Goal 11' Martin St. Louis
Goal 47' 4:20
Booked 67' >Atlantic "Hockey"
Booked 88' (No)Mercyhurst
The Baddest Bowl
Video: Smashcast
  Penalties  
Abbagator Scored
Supermantha Scored
Captain Hank Scored
Snip Show Scored
Saint Petr Scored
Streakhan Scored
Mitch Callahan's Face Scored
7–6 Scored >Atlantic "Hockey"
Scored MINNESOTAWINSLOL
Scored Martin St. Louis
Scored 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes
Scored Hug of Death
Scored PAC12 When?
MissedAlabama-Huntsville

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 4–2 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:30

Goal 22'35' McJesus
Goal 62'82' THE FINAL SOLUTION
Booked 46' The Nuge
Goal 33' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Scored 60' Prospect Graveyard
Rogers Place
Video: Smashcast 1   Smashcast 2   Smashcast 3

/rags/ Rags icon.png 0–1 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:00

Goal 67' Kapfinn The MSG
Video: Smashcast

/snes/ Snes icon.png 0–1 Broons icon.png /broons/
22:30

Goal 11' Nose Face Killah The Palladium
Video: Smashcast

Week 5, October 13th

/mild/ Mild icon.png 0–2 Snes icon.png /snes/
21:00

>yfw DA TURRS Goal 59'65' The X/Roger Place
Attendance: 44

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 3–2 Broons icon.png /broons/
21:30

The Belpot Goal 22'
Martin St. Louis Goal 85'
UCONN Whalers Goal 90+0'
APRIL INSANITY Booked 13'
>Atlantic "Hockey" Booked 68'
Goal 24' Nose Face Killah
Goal 90+5' Krech
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium
Attendance: 46

/rags/ Rags icon.png 5–3 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:00

1940 Goal 2'
1994 Goal 44'88'90+3'
POTVIN SUCKS Goal 45+3'
Goal 6' Poolparty
Goal 11' L O O C H
Goal 14' McJesus
Booked 12' L O O C H
Booked 81' GOAT Coffey
TD Garden/The MSG
Attendance: 38

/stors/ Stors icon.png 0–1 (a.e.t.) Drw icon.png /drw/
22:30

ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Booked 40'
I Am Val Nichushkin Booked 47'
Goal 104' Sauce
Booked 91' Helmer
Booked 112' DDK
The Frozen Four/The AAC
Attendance: 35

Week 6, October 20th

/broons/ Broons icon.png 0–2 Rags icon.png /rags/
21:00

Local Boy Frankie Booked 90' Goal 61' Rick Nash, Playoff Choker
Goal 90+3' 1994
Booked 31' Marc Staal's One Good Eye
TD Garden

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 0–2 Drw icon.png /drw/
21:30

Goal 29' Abbagator
Goal 83'Snip Show
Booked 69' Captain Hank
Rogers Place

/snes/ Snes icon.png 6–1 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:00
Note: /ncaah/'s >Atlantic """"""Hockey"""""" is suspended for this match
ERIG :DDDDDDDD Goal 19'
STONER Goal 33'
>yfw da TURRS Goal 36'50'55'58'
I'M COMING IN HOT Booked 6'
A+ Effort Booked 70'
Goal 81' Alabama-Huntsville
Booked 73' >losing to an Alternative Michigan
The Palladium

/stors/ Stors icon.png 3–0 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:30

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 23'
AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO Goal 56'
I Am Val Nichushkin Goal 59'
I Am Val Nichushkin Booked 78'
The AAC

Week 7, October 20th

/broons/ Broons icon.png 0–0 Drw icon.png /drw/
21:00

St. Patrice Booked 74' Booked 19' Mitch Callahan's Face
Booked 38'> Snip Show
TD Garden
  Penalties  
Krech Scored
Nose Face Killah Scored
St. Patrice Scored
Big Daddy Z Scored
TUUKKA not Toohkah Scored
5–3 Scored Abbagator
Scored Supermantha
Missed Snip Show
Scored Captain Hank

/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–0 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:30

Miami Booked 74'
>losing to an Alternative Michigan Booked 108'
Booked 103' ROUUUUUUUUUUUU The Frozen Four
  Penalties  
>losing to an Alternative Michigan Scored
MINNESOTAWINSLOL Scored
7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes Scored
Marty St. LouisScored
4–2 Missed Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Scored I Am Val Nichushkin
Scored Beast Mode Jamie Benn

/oilels/ Oilels icon.png 4–0 Mild icon.png /mild/
22:00

McJesus Goal 10'87'
Poolparty Goal 45+1'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 68'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Booked 46'
Booked 68' Masterton Memorial Trophy Rogers Place

/rags/ Rags icon.png 1–0 Snes icon.png /snes/
22:30

The Blue Seats Goal 26' Booked 73' sens r cool leafs r poo The MSG

Week 8, November 17th

/broons/ Broons icon.png Stors icon.png /stors/
21:00
Note: /broons/'s St. Patrice is suspended for this match

/drw/ Drw icon.png Mild icon.png /mild/
21:30


/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png Rags icon.png /rags/
22:00


/oilels/ Oilels icon.png Snes icon.png /snes/
22:30


Week 9, November 17th

/broons/ Broons icon.png Snes icon.png /snes/
21:00


/rags/ Rags icon.png Drw icon.png /drw/
21:30


/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png Mild icon.png /mild/
22:00


/stors/ Stors icon.png Oilels icon.png /oilels/
22:30



Week 10, November 24th

/rags/ Rags icon.png Broons icon.png /broons/
21:00


/snes/ Snes icon.png Drw icon.png /drw/
21:30


/mild/ Mild icon.png Stors icon.png /stors/
22:00


/oilels/ Oilels icon.png Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
22:30


Player Statistics

Top 50 Players

Skaters Team POS M GS G A PTS MM SMM YC RC OG RT
>yfw DA TURRS Snes icon.png /snes/ F G 7 10 1 11 3 1 0 0 0 6.64285714285714
1994 Rags icon.png /rags/ F G 7 7 4 11 4 0 0 0 0 6.71428571428571
McJesus Oilels icon.png /oilels/ F G 7 9 1 10 0 2 0 0 0 6.64285714285714
THE FINAL SOLUTION Oilels icon.png /oilels/ F G 7 4 4 8 1 0 1 0 0 6.42857142857143
Poolparty Oilels icon.png /oilels/ F S 7 3 4 7 0 0 0 0 0 6.21428571428571
STONER Snes icon.png /snes/ F S 7 2 5 7 0 0 0 0 0 6.28571428571429
Martin St. Louis Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ F G 7 5 1 6 3 1 0 0 0 6.35714285714286
Beast Mode Jamie Benn Stors icon.png /stors/ F G 7 4 1 5 2 0 1 0 0 6.35714285714286
Krech Broons icon.png /broons/ F S 7 3 2 5 1 0 0 0 0 6.14285714285714
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Stors icon.png /stors/ MF S 7 3 2 5 0 0 0 0 0 6.14285714285714
Nose Face Killah Broons icon.png /broons/ F S 7 3 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 6.21428571428571
L O O C H Oilels icon.png /oilels/ F 1 2 2 4 1 0 1 0 0 6.5
I Am Val Nichuskin Stors icon.png /stors/ MF S 7 2 2 4 0 1 2 0 0 6.14285714285714
AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO Stors icon.png /stors/ F G 7 1 3 4 1 0 0 0 0 6.28571428571429
Abbagator Drw icon.png /drw/ F S 7 2 1 3 1 1 0 0 0 6.28571428571429
POTVIN SUCKS Rags icon.png /rags/ MF G 7 2 1 3 0 1 1 0 0 6.28571428571429
Sauce Drw icon.png /drw/ MF 4 1 2 3 1 1 0 0 0 6.125
The Belpot Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ MF 6 1 2 3 0 1 0 0 0 6.08333333333333
4:20 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ MF 2 2 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 6.75
Snip Show Drw icon.png /drw/ MF G 7 2 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 6.21428571428571
ERIG :DDDDDDDDDD Snes icon.png /snes/ MF G 7 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 6
Kapfinn Mild icon.png /mild/ F G 7 1 1 2 1 2 0 0 0 6.35714285714286
Hockey's Back Mild icon.png /mild/ MF G 7 1 1 2 1 1 1 0 0 6.28571428571429
1940 Rags icon.png /rags/ MF S 7 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 6.07142857142857
The UCONN Whalers Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ F 3 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 6
Nodaks Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ MF 6 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 5.75
St. Patrice Broons icon.png /broons/ MF G 7 0 2 2 1 0 3 0 0 6.21428571428571
Mighty Bitey Burrows Snes icon.png /snes/ MF 4 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 6
I'M COMING IN HOT Snes icon.png /snes/ MF 6 0 2 2 0 0 2 0 0 5.91666666666667
>no prospects Rags icon.png /rags/ D 1 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 5.5
Cam Kneely Broons icon.png /broons/ MF 4 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 6.125
Brinks Mild icon.png /mild/ MF S 7 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 6.07142857142857
Nordy Mild icon.png /mild/ MF S 7 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 6.07142857142857
Rick Nash, Playoff Choker Rags icon.png /rags/ F S 7 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 6.07142857142857
The Blue Seats Rags icon.png /rags/ MF 3 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 6
#BringBackAvery Rags icon.png /rags/ MF 2 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 6
MINNESOTAWINSLOL Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ D S 7 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.78571428571429
Alabama-Huntsville Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ MF 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.75
Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll Oilels icon.png /oilels/ MF 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 6.5
>1 cup in 77 years Rags icon.png /rags/ MF 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 6.25
>Atlantic ""Hockey"" Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ D S 6 0 1 1 0 0 3 0 0 6.08333333333333
ROUUUUUUUUUUU Stors icon.png /stors/ MF 6 0 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 6
Pasta Broons icon.png /broons/ MF 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 6
It's a Tie Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ MF 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 6
MacConcussion Snes icon.png /snes/ MF 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.9
Ryan Smyth's Mullet Oilels icon.png /oilels/ MF 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.9
7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ F G 7 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.85714285714286
DON'T POKE THE BEAR Broons icon.png /broons/ MF 5 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.7
Sucks At Hockey Oilels icon.png /oilels/ F 6 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5.66666666666667
Big Daddy Z Broons icon.png /broons/ D G 7 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 6.07142857142857

M: Medal; GS: Games Started; G: Goals; A: Assists; PTS: Points; MM: Man of the Match; SMM: Same Rating as MotM; YC: Yellow Cards; RC: Red Cards; OG: Own Goals; RT: Average Rating

Goaltenders

Goalies Team GS W L GA GAA SV SA S% MM SM RT SO
TUUKKA not Toohkah Broons icon.png /broons/ 7 5 2 8 1.14 14 19 0.52 1 0 5.86 4
Kudos for Khudo Broons icon.png /broons/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Saint Petr Drw icon.png /drw/ 3 1 2 4 1.33 3 5 0.333 0 0 5.5 1
Jimmies Unrustled Drw icon.png /drw/ 4 2 2 1 0.25 11 12 0.846 0 0 6 3
DUUUUUUUUUUB Mild icon.png /mild/ 7 4 3 10 1.43 16 27 0.432 0 1 5.79 3
Hardy Mild icon.png /mild/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hockey East Ref Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ 6 3 3 16 2.67 20 42 0.345 0 0 5.83 1
HUG OF DEATH Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ 1 0 1 2 2 5 6 0.625 0 0 5.5 0
Clam TalBOT Oilels icon.png /oilels/ 5 2 3 10 2 19 34 0.432 0 0 6 1
Ten Years of Bad Management Oilels icon.png /oilels/ 2 1 1 4 2 3 10 0.214 0 0 5.5 1
King Henrik Rags icon.png /rags/ 7 6 1 6 0.86 17 19 0.68 1 0 6.07 3
Mike Richter Rags icon.png /rags/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C R A I G Snes icon.png /snes/ 7 3 4 9 1.29 29 34 0.674 0 0 6.07 2
C O N D O N Snes icon.png /snes/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1-3-1 Snes icon.png /snes/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beeg Ben Bishop Stors icon.png /stors/ 5 1 4 9 1.8 18 29 0.474 0 1 5.9 1
>Finnish Goaltending Stors icon.png /stors/ 1 0 1 5 5 2 9 0.143 0 0 5 0
Based Nill Stors icon.png /stors/ 1 1 0 0 0 4 5 0.8 0 0 6.5 1

GS: Games Started; W: All Wins; L: All Losses; GA: Goals Allowed; GAA: Goals Allowed Average: SV: Saves; SA: Shots on Target Against; S%: Save Percentage (SV / SA + GA); MM: Man of the Match; SM: Same Rating as MotM; RT: Rating; SO: Shutouts

Defenses

Team GA SO SAtt. STgt. INT TK RT DFR
Drw icon.png /drw/ 5 4 42 17 119 94 5.86 8.34
Broons icon.png /broons/ 8 4 34 21 108 69 5.86 6.61
Rags icon.png /rags/ 6 3 37 19 125 49 5.71 6.43
Mild icon.png /mild/ 10 3 42 27 102 57 5.79 4.60
Snes icon.png /snes/ 10 2 63 37 98 66 5.57 3.17
Stors icon.png /stors/ 14 2 64 43 100 58 5.57 1.45
Oilels icon.png /oilels/ 14 2 72 50 90 60 5.86 0.78
Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ 18 1 68 48 125 77 5.64 0.39


GA: Goals Allowed; SO: Shutouts; SAtt.: Shots Attempted Against; STgt.: Shots on Target Against; INT: Interceptions; TK: Tackles; RT: Rating (modal)

DFR is an arbitrary stat that basically gives you an idea of how well a defense performs each match. The higher the better. It doesn't mean anything, other than a simple way to sort defenses from "best" to "worst."