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|tournament=/hoc/ League 2019
|tournament=/hoc/ League 2019
|image=hoc logo
|image=hoc logo
|color=Color used in Tournament Details, Final Positions and Tournament Statistics.
|color=
|host=stors
|host=stors
|dates=November 14, 21, 28, December 5, 12, 19, January 3-5
|dates=November 14, 21, 28, December 5, 12, 19, January 3–4, 10
|teams=16
|teams=16
|first=
|first=stors
|second=
|second=cbj
|third=
|third=mdck
|fourth=
|fourth=wongs
|matches=0
|matches=73
|goals=0
|goals=327
|number=
|number=
|scorer=
|scorer= '''21 goals''' <br>{{badgeicon-small|stors}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
|assister=
|assister= '''16 assists''' <br>{{badgeicon-small|stors}} American Hero Mike Modano
|saves=
|saves= '''44 saves''' <br>{{badgeicon-small|mdck}} Wildwing Flashblade
|yellow=0
|yellow=47
|red=0
|red=3
|best=
|best= '''6 MotM Awards''' <br>{{badgeicon-small|cbj}} PLD<br>{{badgeicon-small|mdck}} Spazway
|prev=/hoc/ League 2017
|prev=/hoc/ League 2017
|next=
|next=
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|-
|-
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|isles}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|isles}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|cbj}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|cbj}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|flyera}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|flyera}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|jerks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|jerks}}
|-
|-
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|cherry}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|cherry}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|komets}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|komets}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|laffs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|laffs}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|wongs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|wongs}}
|}
|}


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|-
|-
|align=center|'''4'''
|align=center|'''4'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|cantpucks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|cantpucks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}
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|-
|-
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|laffs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|laffs}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|wongs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|wongs}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|cherry}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|cherry}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|komets}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|komets}}
|-
|-
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|flyera}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|flyera}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|jerks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|jerks}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|isles}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|isles}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|cbj}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|cbj}}
|}
|}


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|-
|-
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|shorks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|shorks}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|mdck}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|mdck}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|cantpucks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|cantpucks}}
|-
|-
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|avs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|avs}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|vgk}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|vgk}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}
|}
|}


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|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|jerks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|jerks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|laffs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|laffs}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|cbj}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|cbj}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|flyera}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|flyera}}
|-
|-
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center|'''5'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|stors}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|avs}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|avs}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|vgk}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|vgk}}
|-
|-
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center|'''6'''
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|mdck}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|mdck}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|@ {{team home|cantpucks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|cantpucks}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|shorks}}
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|shorks}}
|align=center bgcolor=""|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}
|}
|}


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=== Midwest ===
=== Midwest ===
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroup2|wongs|3|1|0|0|12|5|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup2|wongs|3|1|0|2|15|14|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup3|cherry|1|0|1|2|7|7|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup6|laffs|2|1|0|3|8|11|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup5|laffs|1|0|0|2|4|7|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup5|cherry|2|0|1|3|14|12|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup4|komets|1|0|0|3|4|12|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup4|komets|1|1|0|4|6|15|0|Q=no}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}


=== Metropolitan ===
=== Metropolitan ===
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroup2|cbj|3|0|0|0|10|3|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup2|cbj|6|0|0|0|20|7|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup3|jerks|2|0|0|2|11|9|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup6|jerks|4|0|0|2|16|12|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup5|isles|2|0|0|2|4|5|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup5|isles|3|0|0|3|9|8|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup4|flyera|1|0|1|2|8|12|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup4|flyera|1|0|2|3|11|17|0|Q=no}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}


=== Central ===
=== Central ===
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroup2|stors|2|1|0|1|13|7|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup2|stors|4|1|0|1|21|9|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup3|ncaah|2|0|1|1|6|6|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup6|avs|3|0|0|3|12|11|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup5|avs|2|0|0|2|8|7|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup5|ncaah|2|0|1|3|7|12|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup4|vgk|0|0|0|4|5|12|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup4|vgk|2|0|0|4|14|14|0|Q=no}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}


=== Pacific ===
=== Pacific ===
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroupTop}}
{{HocGroup2|shorks|2|0|0|1|7|4|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup2|shorks|3|0|1|2|14|13|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup3|mdck|2|0|0|2|7|10|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup6|mdck|3|0|0|3|14|17|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup5|oilels|2|0|0|2|7|10|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup5|oilels|3|0|0|3|11|16|0|Q=yes}}
{{HocGroup4|cantpucks|1|1|0|1|8|5|0|Q=}}
{{HocGroup4|cantpucks|1|1|0|4|13|17|0|Q=no}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}
{{HocGroupEnd}}


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| team2        = {{team away|komets}}
| team2        = {{team away|komets}}
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| goals1      = 1-0 Joe {{owngoal|2}}<br>AbdelGOAT {{goal|6}}<br>SuperMantha {{goal|88}}
| goals1      = {{tt|1-0 Joe|Fastest own goal in 4cc/invitational history (1:38)}} {{owngoal|2}}<br>AbdelGOAT {{goal|6}}<br>SuperMantha {{goal|88}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|Red Light Reimer was PULLED at 77'|Replaced by Punished Cam Ward}}
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|Twelve Years Of Bad Management was PULLED at 41'| Replaced by Finnish Goaltending}}
| time        = {{time|21|30}}
| time        = {{time|21|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|cantpucks}}
| team1        = {{team home|cantpucks}}
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| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


==Week 2==
==Week 2==
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| goals1      = SuperMantha {{goal|18}}<br>Captain Larkin {{goal|69||77}}<br>Captain Larkin {{yel|19}}
| goals1      = SuperMantha {{goal|18}}<br>Captain Larkin {{goal|69||77}}<br>Captain Larkin {{yel|19}}
| goals2      = {{goal|31||42}} Mitch the Bitch<br>{{yel|87}} Darryl 10-Point-Man Sittler<br>{{yel|90+2}} Charlton
| goals2      = {{goal|31||42}} Mitch the Bitch<br>{{yel|87}} Darryl 10-Point-Man Sittler<br>{{yel|90+2}} Charlton
| stadium      = The Baddest |Bowl
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
| attendance  = 45
| attendance  = 45
| video        =  
| video        =  
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| score        = 3&ndash;2
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = RIP Bob Chase {{goal|59||69}}<br>Icy D. Eagle {{goal|65}}
| goals1      = RIP Bob Chase {{goal|59||69}}<br>Icy D. Eagle {{goal|65}}
| goals2      = {{goal|25}} Wild Bill Karisson<br>{{goal|73}} Max Patio-ready
| goals2      = {{goal|25}} Wild Bill Karlsson<br>{{goal|73}} Max Patio-ready
| stadium      = The Coliseum
| stadium      = The Coliseum
| attendance  = 34
| attendance  = 34
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|Match ended at 102:54|sudden death OT}}
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|shorks}}
| team1        = {{team home|shorks}}
| team2        = {{team away|laffs}}
| team2        = {{team away|laffs}}
| score        = Match 31
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Jumbo Joe {{goal|85}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|83}} Ausitm Matthews<br>{{goal|103}} Greedy Swede<br>{{yel|100}} Babsocks
| attendance  =  
| stadium      = The Shork Tank
| attendance  = 37
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|cantpucks}}
| team1        = {{team home|cantpucks}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| score        = Match 32
| score        = 2&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Swedish Twink {{goal|10}}<br>Mean Matt {{goal|52}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|14||90+2}} Nyquil<br>{{goal|74||84}} PLD
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Rogers Arena
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 36
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|Match ended at 97:02|sudden death OT}}
| time        = {{time|18|00}}
| time        = {{time|18|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|komets}}
| team1        = {{team home|komets}}
| team2        = {{team away|flyera}}
| team2        = {{team away|flyera}}
| score        = Match 33
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| aet          = yes
| goals2      =  
| goals1      = Rob Laird {{goal|71}}<br>Mason Bergh {{goal|98}}
| stadium      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|83}} Bobby C<br>{{yel|33}} Legion of Doom
| attendance  =  
| stadium      = The Coliseum
| attendance  = 36
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|laffs}}
| team2        = {{team away|laffs}}
| score        = Match 34
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Nyquil {{goal|28}}<br>PLD {{goal|33||58}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Nationwide Arena
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 39
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|isles}}
| team1        = {{team home|isles}}
| team2        = {{team away|wongs}}
| team2        = {{team away|wongs}}
| score        = Match 35
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = The Anders Man {{goal|11}}<br>Fuck the Chinese {{goal|59}}<br>Bail me out {{goal|87}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Barn
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 46
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = Whalers Night
| time        = {{time|19|30}}
| time        = {{time|19|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|jerks}}
| team1        = {{team home|jerks}}
| team2        = {{team away|cherry}}
| team2        = {{team away|cherry}}
| score        = Match 36
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Rod Fucking Brind'Amour {{goal|69}}<br>Erik "Bo-time" Haula {{goal|90+3}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|68}} Don Cherry
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The PNC
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 46
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
----
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| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|shorks}}
| team2        = {{team away|shorks}}
| score        = Match 37
| score        = 4&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|13||49||71}}<br>Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals {{goal|78}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|28}} Jumbo Joe<br>{{yel|29}} Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The AAC
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 41
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|vgk}}
| team1        = {{team home|vgk}}
| team2        = {{team away|mdck}}
| team2        = {{team away|mdck}}
| score        = Match 38
| score        = 5&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Wild Bill Karlsson {{goal|14}}<br>Just Tuch it in {{goal|44}}<br>March-Assault {{goal|49||90+4}}<br>/lifelong/ {{goal|85}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|58||78}} Off the Floor, on the Board<br>{{yel|90+2}} Spazway
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Fortress
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 41
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| event        =  
| event        =  
| round        =  
| round        =  
| note        = {{tt|/avs/ Fuck Detroit is suspended for this match|Accumulating 2 yellow cards in previous weeks}}
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|avs}}
| team1        = {{team home|avs}}
| team2        = {{team away|cantpucks}}
| team2        = {{team away|cantpucks}}
| score        = Match 39
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Miggo Ran Tan Don {{goal|16}}<br>Nate Big Mack {{goal|36||48}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{yel|9}} Thanks for Nothing
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Mile High
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 42
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        = Match 40
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|34}}<br>James "The Real Deal" Neal {{goal|77}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|75}} Belpot<br>{{yel|36}} Umass Low
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Rogers Arena
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 42
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


==Week 6==
==Week 6==
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| team1        = {{team home|laffs}}
| team1        = {{team home|laffs}}
| team2        = {{team away|komets}}
| team2        = {{team away|komets}}
| score        = Match 41
| score        = 2&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Johnny Fucking Star Wars {{goal|11||76}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Maple Laff Square
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 36
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|cherry}}
| team1        = {{team home|cherry}}
| team2        = {{team away|wongs}}
| team2        = {{team away|wongs}}
| score        = Match 42
| score        = 6&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Don Cherry {{goal|2||74}}<br>Lemme Tell ya {{goal|45+2}}<br>Watch this here {{goal|62}}<br>Good Canadian Boy {{goal|86}}<br>Rock'em Sock'em Hockey {{goal|90+0}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|55|pen.}} Ol'Reliable<br>{{goal|61}} SuperMantha<br>{{goal|84}} Captain Larkin
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Coach's Corner
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 37
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|jerks}}
| team1        = {{team home|jerks}}
| team2        = {{team away|isles}}
| team2        = {{team away|isles}}
| score        = Match 43
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Rod Fucking Brind'Amour {{goal|51||86}}<br>2006 {{goal|55}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|13}} Bail me out<br>{{goal|20}} Matt Barzam<br>{{yel|8}} BASED Nick Leddy
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The PNC
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 36
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|flyera}}
| team1        = {{team home|flyera}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| score        = Match 44
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Gritty {{goal|40||45+2}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|10}} Nyquil<br>{{goal|44}} PLD<br>{{goal|48}} Cam<br>{{yel|11}} Tex
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Spectrum II
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 42
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|vgk}}
| team1        = {{team home|vgk}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        = Match 45
| score        = 4&ndash;0
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Just Tuch it in {{goal|8}}<br>March-Assault {{goal|19||83}}<br>Wild Bill Karlsson {{goal|33}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Fortress
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 46
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|avs}}
| team1        = {{team home|avs}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = Match 46
| score        = 1&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Nate Big MacK {{goal|4}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|24||44||65}} American Hero Mike Modano<br>{{goal|71}} Tyler Seguin Deoughnut Goals<br>{{yel|15}} Joe Pavelski
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Mile High
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 44
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|cantpucks}}
| team1        = {{team home|cantpucks}}
| team2        = {{team away|shorks}}
| team2        = {{team away|shorks}}
| score        = Match 47
| score        = 3&ndash;5
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = President Trevor {{goal|63}}<br>Swedish Twink {{goal|66}}<br>Punished Daniel {{goal|79}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|7||24||56}} Jumbo Joe<br>{{goal|60}} Burnsie<br>{{goal|70}} Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl<br>{{yel|79}} S.J. Sharkie
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Rogers Arena
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 45
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|mdck}}
| team1        = {{team home|mdck}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        = Match 48
| score        = 5&ndash;2
| goals1      = Getzlaf's Gamers {{goal|24}}<br>Off the Floor, on the Board {{goal|29||89}}<br>Spazway {{goal|40}}<br>Derek's Dental Grants {{goal|73}}
| goals2      = {{goal|30||88}} THE FINAL SOLUTION
| stadium      = The Pond
| attendance  = 43
| video        =
}}
 
== Posteseason ==
* Teams who won their division gain a first-round bye and home ice advantage.
* Home ice advantage goes to the team that had more points in the regular season
* The home team is listed above the away team for all rounds of the playoffs.
* All rounds of the playoffs will be decided in a '''best-of-3 game set'''.
* Scores in the bracket indicate the number of games won in each best-of-3 series.
<br>
{{12TeamBracket-SEv2
<!-- Playoff Round 1 -->
|R1D1team=laffs |R1D1score=0 |R1D1win=
|R1D2team=cherry |R1D2score=2 |R1D2win=y
|R1D3team=jerks |R1D3score=0 |R1D3win=
|R1D4team=isles |R1D4score=2 |R1D4win=y
|R1D5team=avs |R1D5score=2 |R1D5win=y
|R1D6team=ncaah |R1D6score=0 |R1D6win=
|R1D7team=mdck |R1D7score=2 |R1D7win=y
|R1D8team=oilels |R1D8score=0 |R1D8win=
<!-- Playoff Round 2 -->
|R2W1team=wongs |R2W1score=2 |R2W1win=y
|R2W2team=cherry |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win=
|R2W3team=cbj |R2W3score=2 |R2W3win=y
|R2W4team=isles |R2W4score=0 |R2W4win=
|R2W5team=stors |R2W5score=2 |R2W5win=y
|R2W6team=avs |R2W6score=0 |R2W6win=
|R2W7team=shorks |R2W7score=0 |R2W7win=
|R2W8team=mdck |R2W8score=2 |R2W8win=y
}}{{4TeamBracket-SE
<!-- SEMIFINALS -->
|R1D1team=cbj |R1D1score=2 |R1D1win=y
|R1D2team=wongs |R1D2score=0 |R1D2win=
|R1D3team=stors |R1D3score=2 |R1D3win=y
|R1D4team=mdck |R1D4score=1 |R1D4win=
<!-- FINALS -->
|R2W1team=cbj |R2W1score=1 |R2W1win=
|R2W2team=stors |R2W2score=2 |R2W2win=y
}}
=== Round 1 ===
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|laffs}}
| team2        = {{team away|cherry}}
| score        = 2&ndash;4
| goals1      = Autism Matthews {{goal|32}}<br>Johnny Fucking Star Wars {{goal|67}}
| goals2      = {{goal|5||90+0}} Don Cherry<br>{{goal|50}} Lemme Tell ya<br>{{goal|81}} Watch this here<br>{{yel|83}} When in Doubt it's out
| stadium      = Maple Laff Square
| attendance  = 50
| video        =
}}
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|cherry}}
| team2        = {{team away|laffs}}
| score        = 3&ndash;1
| goals1      = Lord Harold Bluetooth Andersen {{owngoal|3}}<br>Don Cherry {{goal|58||82}}
| goals2      = {{goal|5}} Autism Matthews<br>{{yel|90+2}} Dart Guy
| stadium      = Coach's Corner
| attendance  = 55
| video        =
}}
----
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        = 
| note        = {{tt|Match ended at 107:25|sudden death OT}}
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|jerks}}
| team2        = {{team away|isles}}
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = The Better Svechkinov {{goal|28}}<br>Rod Fucking Brind'Amour {{goal|89}}
| goals2      = {{goal|19}} The Anders Man<br>{{goal|54}} WE DON'T NEED YOU<br>{{goal|108}} Matt Barzam<br>{{yel|90+2}} Fifteen Years
| stadium      = The PNC
| attendance  = 45
| video        =
}}
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|isles}}
| team2        = {{team away|jerks}}
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      = Matt Barzam {{goal|82}}<br>Bail me out {{yel|26}}
| goals2      =
| stadium      = The Barn
| attendance  = 47
| video        =
}}
----
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|avs}}
| team2        = {{team away|ncaah}}
| score        = 2&ndash;0
| goals1      = Miggo Ran Tan Don {{goal|38}}<br>Nate Big MacK {{goal|83}}<br>The Real Jumbo Joe {{yel|46}}
| goals2      =
| stadium      = Mile High
| attendance  = 45
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|ncaah}}
| team2        = {{team away|avs}}
| score        = 1&ndash;5
| goals1      = MINNESOTAWINSLOL {{goal|79}}
| goals2      = {{goal|7}} Fuck Detroit<br>{{goal|29}} Miggo Ran Tan Don<br>{{goal|50||56}} Nate Big MacK<br>{{goal|64}} Captain Sweden
| stadium      = The Frozen Four
| attendance  = 46
| video        =
}}
----
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|mdck}}
| team2        = {{team away|oilels}}
| score        = 8&ndash;1
| goals1      = Spazway {{goal|25||62||67||80||85}}<br>Troy Terry {{goal|59}}<br>Off the Floor, on the Board {{goal|64}}<br>Averman Schneider {{goal|89}}
| goals2      = {{goal|90+2}} Point Gagner
| stadium      = The Pond
| attendance  = 41
| video        =
}}
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|03|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|oilels}}
| team2        = {{team away|mdck}}
| score        = 1&ndash;5
| goals1      = THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|55}}
| goals2      = {{goal|12}} Spazway<br>{{goal|21||78||88}} Off the Floor, on the Board<br>{{goal|35}} Averman Schneider
| stadium      = Rogers Place
| attendance  = 43
| video        =
}}
=== Round 2 ===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|wongs}}
| team2        = {{team away|cherry}}
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      = Captain Larkin {{goal|9||84}}
| goals2      = {{goal|49}} Don Cherry
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
| attendance  = 44
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|cherry}}
| team2        = {{team away|wongs}}
| score        = 4&ndash;3
| goals1      = Don Cherry {{goal|13||38}}<br>Watch this here {{goal|64}}<br>Pumpel'd up Kicks {{owngoal|90+4}}
| goals2      = {{goal|9||50}} Captain Larkin<br>{{goal|82}} SuperMantha<br>{{yel|4}} {{greentext|Little Caesar's Arena}}<br>{{yel|87}} Flip your Lidstorm
| stadium      = Coach's Corner
| attendance  = 42
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|wongs}}
| team2        = {{team away|cherry}}
| score        = 4&ndash;2
| goals1      = Magic Man {{goal|23}}<br>Captain Larkin {{goal|32}}<br>SuperMantha {{goal|45+0||88}}
| goals2      = {{goal|62}} LEMME TELL YA<br>{{goal|79}} Don Cherry<br>{{yel|60}} Jack Adams Award from 40+ Years Ago
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
| attendance  = 41
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        = 
| time        = {{time|19|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|isles}}
| score        = 4&ndash;3
| goals1      = PLD {{goal|38||57||67}}<br>Nyquil {{goal|81}}
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} Matt Barzam<br>{{goal|21}} The Anders Man<br>{{goal|54}} The Toy Department
| stadium      = Nationwide Arena
| attendance  = 41
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| note        = {{tt|Match ended at 107:48|sudden death OT}}
| time        = {{time|20|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|isles}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = Brass {{goal|25}}<br>The Anders Man {{goal|89}}
| goals2      = {{goal|31||90+1||108}} PLD
| stadium      = The Barn
| attendance  = 43
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|avs}}
| score        = 6&ndash;0
| goals1      = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|33||64}}<br>Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals {{goal|45+1||85}}<br>Absolutely Radulov {{goal|61}}<br>GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB {{owngoal|89}}
| goals2      = {{yel|16}} Av's Legend Jerome Iginia<br>{{yel|28}} Fuck Detroit<br>{{yel|90+2}} Big Guay
| stadium      = The AAC
| attendance  = 43
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|avs}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| goals1      = Nate Big MacK {{goal|50||67}}
| goals2      = {{goal|27}} Absolutely Radulov<br>{{goal|56}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{goal|72}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
| stadium      = Mile High
| attendance  = 44
| video        =
}}
----
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| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|shorks}}
| team2        = {{team away|mdck}}
| score        = 0&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|11}} Spazway
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Shork Tank
| attendance  = 48
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|01|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|22|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|mdck}}
| team2        = {{team away|shorks}}
| score        = 3&ndash;3
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = Spazway {{goal|8||37}}<br>Off the Floor, on the Board {{goal|13}}
| goals2      = {{goal|85||90+3}} 71 Losses<br>{{goal|89}} Jumbo Joe
| penalties1  = Troy Terry {{penmiss}}<br>Spazway {{pengoal}}<br>Off the Floor, on the Board {{pengoal}}<br>Averman Schneider {{pengoal}}<br>Wildwing Flashblade {{pengoal}}
| penaltyscore = 4&ndash;2
| penalties2  = {{penmiss}} Jumbo Joe<br>{{pengoal}} Cooch<br>{{pengoal}} Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl<br>{{penmiss}} Burnsie
| stadium      = The Pond
| attendance  = 55
| video        =
}}
=== Round 3 (Conference Finals)===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|wongs}}
| score        = 4&ndash;2
| goals1      = PLD {{goal|4}}<br>NyQuil {{goal|12||27}}<br>Four Cheese Foligno {{goal|70}}
| goals2      = {{goal|47||51}} SuperMantha<br>{{yel|41}} {{greentext|lives in Detroit, gets shot}}<br>{{yel|60}} Gordie Howe<br>{{yel|68}} KromWALL<br>{{yel|80}} Magic Man
| stadium      = Nationwide Arena
| attendance  =
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|wongs}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      = Magic Man {{goal|85}}
| goals2      = {{goal|32}} NyQuil<br>{{goal|52}} Cam
| stadium      = The Baddest Bowl
| attendance  =  
| attendance  =  
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}} 
| event        =
| round        = 
| note        = {{tt|Match ended at 102:27|sudden death OT}}
| aet          = yes
| time        = {{time|21|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|mdck}}
| score        = 4&ndash;3
| goals1      = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|22||103}}<br>American Hero Mike Modano {{goal|60||90+3}}
| goals2      = {{goal|63}} Garden of Dreams<br>{{goal|87}} Figure Skating Pest<br>{{goal|90+2}} Recalled Holzer<br>{{yel|45+1}} Duke L'Orange
| stadium      = The AAC
| attendance  = 47
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|22|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|mdck}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| aet          =
| goals1      = Off the Floor, on the Board {{goal|7}}<br>Spazway  {{goal|43||64}}
| goals2      = {{goal|23}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{goal|39}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{yel|56}} BIG RIG Jamie Oleksiak
| stadium      = The Pond
| attendance  = 49
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        = 
| note        = {{tt|Match ended at 98:19|sudden death OT}}
| aet          = yes
| time        = {{time|22|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|mdck}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = American Hero Mike Modano {{goal|7}}<br>Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|84}}<br>Victor E. Green {{goal|99}}
| goals2      = {{goal|37}} Figure Skating Pest<br>{{goal|43}} Off the Floor, on the Board<br>{{sent off|0|48}} $52 Million Leaf
| stadium      = The AAC
| attendance  = 47
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}


=== Round 4 (Cup Final)===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        = 
| time        = {{time|23|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = 3&ndash;1
| goals1      = Four Cheese Foligno {{goal|12||36||64}}
| goals2      = {{goal|23}} American Hero Mike Modano<br>{{yel|19}} Basedkanen
| stadium      = Nationwide Arena
| attendance  = 42
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|23|30}}
| team1        = {{team home|stors}}
| team2        = {{team away|cbj}}
| score        = 5&ndash;4
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|49||62||67||100}}<br>American Hero Mike Modano {{goal|74}}
| goals2      = {{owngoal|12}} Based Nill<br>{{goal|24}} Four Cheese Foligno<br>{{goal|45+0}} PLD<br>{{goal|73}} Nyquil
| stadium      = The AAC
| attendance  = 44
| video        =
}}
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2020|1|10|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        = 
| time        = {{time|00|00}}
| team1        = {{team home|cbj}}
| team2        = {{team away|stors}}
| score        = 1&ndash;4
| goals1      = PLD {{goal|61}}
| goals2      = {{goal|8||76}} American Hero Mike Modano<br>{{goal|69}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{goal|87}} Good Goal<br>{{yel|67}} BIG RIG Jamie Olesiak
| stadium      = Nationwide Arena
| attendance  = 45
| video        =
}}
==Statistics==
[[/hoc/ League 2019 statistics]]
==Awards==
{|class="wikitable"
! scope="col" | Award
! scope="col" | Player
|-
| {{tt|Ted Lindsay Award| Awarded to the most outstanding player (most MotM awards)}}
| {{badgeicon|cbj}} PLD<br>{{badgeicon|mdck}} Spazway
|-
| {{tt|Art Ross Trophy| Awarded to the league leader in scoring points (goals plus assists)}}
| {{badgeicon|stors}} American Hero Mike Modano
|-
| {{tt|Maurice Richard Trophy| Awarded to the league leader in goals (golden boot)}}
| {{badgeicon|stors}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
|-
| {{tt|Wayne Gretzky Award| Awarded to the league leader in assists (golden ball)}}
| {{badgeicon|stors}} American Hero Mike Modano
|-
| {{tt|Martin Brodeur Award| Awarded to the league leader in saves (golden glove)}}
| {{badgeicon|mdck}} Wildwing Flashblade
|-
| {{tt|Hart Memorial Trophy| Awarded to the league MVP}}
| {{badgeicon|cbj}} PLD
|-
| {{tt|Conn Smythe Trophy| Awarded to the playoffs MVP}}
| {{badgeicon|stors}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn
|-
| {{tt|Selke Trophy| Awarded to the league's best defensive forward}}
| {{badgeicon|jerks}} Staalboys
|-
| {{tt|Norris Trophy| Awarded to the league's best defenceman}}
| {{badgeicon|cbj}} Sharpshooter Seth
|-
| {{tt|Vezina Trophy| Awarded to the league's best goaltender}}
| {{badgeicon|mdck}} Wildwing Flashblade
|-
| {{tt|William M. Jennings Trophy| Awarded to the goaltender who allowed the least goals}}
| {{badgeicon|cbj}} Elvis
|-
|}
== Final Rankings ==
{{col-begin|width=100%}}
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="1">{{team away|stors}}</li>
<li value="2">{{team away|cbj}}</li>
<li value="3">{{team away|mdck}}</li>
<li value="4">{{team away|wongs}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="5">{{team away|cherry}}</li>
<li value="6">{{team away|shorks}}</li>
<li value="7">{{team away|isles}}</li>
<li value="8">{{team away|avs}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="9">{{team away|jerks}}</li>
<li value="10">{{team away|laffs}}</li>
<li value="11">{{team away|ncaah}}</li>
<li value="12">{{team away|oilels}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="13">{{team away|vgk}}</li>
<li value="14">{{team away|cantpucks}}</li>
<li value="15">{{team away|flyera}}</li>
<li value="16">{{team away|komets}}</li>
</ol>
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== Exports ==
== Exports ==
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/hoc/ League 2019
Hoc logo.png
Tournament details
Host board Stors icon.png /stors/
Dates November 14, 21, 28, December 5, 12, 19, January 3–4, 10
Teams 16
Final positions
Champion Stors icon.png /stors/
Runner-up Cbj icon.png /cbj/
Third Mdck icon.png /mdck/
Fourth Wongs icon.png /wongs/
Tournament statistics
Matches 73
Goals scored 327 (4.48 per match)
Top scorer(s) 21 goals
Stors icon.png Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Top assister(s) 16 assists
Stors icon.png American Hero Mike Modano
Golden Glove 44 saves
Mdck icon.png Wildwing Flashblade
Best player 6 MotM Awards
Cbj icon.png PLD
Mdck icon.png Spazway
Yellow cards 47 (0.64 per match)
Red cards 3 (0.04 per match)

/hoc/ League 2017
/hoc/ League 2019

The 2019 /hoc/ League is the second season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League. It will be hosted and streamed by HarryEnfield On the 4cc cytube.

As the winner of the inaugural /hoc/ League, Stors icon.png /stors/ will be the host.

Teams

Sixteen teams will compete in two divisions, fourteen of which are based on the geographical location of each team, while the remaining two others were each placed into a division at random.

The following teams will play in the Eastern Conference, divided into the Midwest and Metropolitan divisions:

Midwest Division Metropolitan Division
Cherry icon.png /cherry/ Cbj icon.png /cbj/
Komets icon.png /komets/ Flyera icon.png /flyera/
Laffs icon.png /laffs/ Isles icon.png /isles/
Wongs icon.png /wongs/ Jerks icon.png /jerks/

The following teams will play in the Western Conference, divided into the Central and Pacific divisions:

Central Division Pacific Division
Avs icon.png /avs/ Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/
Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Mdck icon.png /mdck/
Stors icon.png /stors/ Oilels icon.png /oilels/
Vgk icon.png /vgk/ Shorks icon.png /shorks/

Regular Season

Each team will play one game against each of the other teams in their division, one game against two teams from the other division in their conference, and one against a team from the other conference, for a total of 6 games each, in a weekly format lasting 7 weeks (including the postseason).

Key Points
Win 3
OT Win 2
OT Loss 1
Loss 0

Midwest

Game Wongs icon.png /wongs/ Laffs icon.png /laffs/ Komets icon.png /komets/ Cherry icon.png /cherry/
1 vs. /komets/ Komets icon.png vs. /cherry/ Cherry icon.png @ /wongs/ Wongs icon.png @ /laffs/ Laffs icon.png
2 @ /flyera/ Flyera icon.png vs. /jerks/ Jerks icon.png @ /cbj/ Cbj icon.png vs. /isles/ Isles icon.png
3 vs. /laffs/ Laffs icon.png @ /wongs/ Wongs icon.png vs. /cherry/ Cherry icon.png @ /komets/ Komets icon.png
4 vs. /avs/ Avs icon.png @ /shorks/ Shorks icon.png vs. /vgk/ Vgk icon.png vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
5 @ /isles/ Isles icon.png @ /cbj/ Cbj icon.png vs. /flyera/ Flyera icon.png @ /jerks/ Jerks icon.png
6 @ /cherry/ Cherry icon.png vs. /komets/ Komets icon.png @ /laffs/ Laffs icon.png vs. /wongs/ Wongs icon.png

Metropolitan

Game Cbj icon.png /cbj/ Isles icon.png /isles/ Jerks icon.png /jerks/ Flyera icon.png /flyera/
1 vs. /jerks/ Jerks icon.png vs. /flyera/ Flyera icon.png @ /cbj/ Cbj icon.png @ /isles/ Isles icon.png
2 vs. /komets/ Komets icon.png @ /cherry/ Cherry icon.png @ /laffs/ Laffs icon.png vs. /wongs/ Wongs icon.png
3 @ /isles/ Isles icon.png vs. /cbj/ Cbj icon.png vs. /flyera/ Flyera icon.png @ /jerks/ Jerks icon.png
4 @ /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png @ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png vs. /mdck/ Mdck icon.png
5 vs. /laffs/ Laffs icon.png vs. /wongs/ Wongs icon.png vs. /cherry/ Cherry icon.png @ /komets/ Komets icon.png
6 @ /flyera/ Flyera icon.png @ /jerks/ Jerks icon.png vs. /isles/ Isles icon.png vs. /cbj/ Cbj icon.png

Central

Game Stors icon.png /stors/ Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ Vgk icon.png /vgk/ Avs icon.png /avs/
1 vs. /vgk/ Vgk icon.png vs. /avs/ Avs icon.png @ /stors/ Stors icon.png @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png
2 @ /mdck/ Mdck icon.png vs. /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png @ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png vs. /shorks/ Shorks icon.png
3 vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png @ /stors/ Stors icon.png vs. /avs/ Avs icon.png @ /vgk/ Vgk icon.png
4 @ /cherry/ Cherry icon.png vs. /isles/ Isles icon.png @ /komets/ Komets icon.png @ /wongs/ Wongs icon.png
5 vs. /shorks/ Shorks icon.png @ /oilels/ Oilels icon.png vs. /mdck/ Mdck icon.png vs. /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png
6 @ /avs/ Avs icon.png @ /vgk/ Vgk icon.png vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png

Pacific

Game Oilels icon.png /oilels/ Shorks icon.png /shorks/ Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/ Mdck icon.png /mdck/
1 @ /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png vs. /mdck/ Mdck icon.png vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png @ /shorks/ Shorks icon.png
2 vs. /vgk/ Vgk icon.png @ /avs/ Avs icon.png @ /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png vs. /stors/ Stors icon.png
3 @ /shorks/ Shorks icon.png vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png @ /mdck/ Mdck icon.png vs. /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png
4 vs. /jerks/ Jerks icon.png vs. /laffs/ Laffs icon.png vs. /cbj/ Cbj icon.png @ /flyera/ Flyera icon.png
5 vs. /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png @ /stors/ Stors icon.png @ /avs/ Avs icon.png @ /vgk/ Vgk icon.png
6 @ /mdck/ Mdck icon.png @ /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png vs. /shorks/ Shorks icon.png vs. /oilels/ Oilels icon.png

Standings

The top three teams from each division will advance to the postseason. The first place team will be given a first-round bye and home ice advantage.

Midwest

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Wongs icon.png /wongs/ 6 3 1 0 2 15 14 1 11
Laffs icon.png /laffs/ 6 2 1 0 3 8 11 -3 8
Cherry icon.png /cherry/ 6 2 0 1 3 14 12 2 7
Komets icon.png /komets/ 6 1 1 0 4 6 15 -9 5

Metropolitan

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Cbj icon.png /cbj/ 6 6 0 0 0 20 7 13 18
Jerks icon.png /jerks/ 6 4 0 0 2 16 12 4 12
Isles icon.png /isles/ 6 3 0 0 3 9 8 1 9
Flyera icon.png /flyera/ 6 1 0 2 3 11 17 -6 5

Central

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Stors icon.png /stors/ 6 4 1 0 1 21 9 12 14
Avs icon.png /avs/ 6 3 0 0 3 12 11 1 9
Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ 6 2 0 1 3 7 12 -5 7
Vgk icon.png /vgk/ 6 2 0 0 4 14 14 0 6

Pacific

Team GP W OTW OTL L GF GA GD Pts
Shorks icon.png /shorks/ 6 3 0 1 2 14 13 1 10
Mdck icon.png /mdck/ 6 3 0 0 3 14 17 -3 9
Oilels icon.png /oilels/ 6 3 0 0 3 11 16 -5 9
Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/ 6 1 1 0 4 13 17 -4 5

Regular Season

Week 1

14 November 2019 /laffs/ Laffs icon.png 2–1 Cherry icon.png /cherry/
18:00

Mitch the Bitch Goal 71'
Greedy Swede Goal 85'
Goal 21' Watch this here Maple Laff Square
Attendance: 52

14 November 2019 /wongs/ Wongs icon.png 3–0 Komets icon.png /komets/
18:30

1-0 Joe Scored 2'
AbdelGOAT Goal 6'
SuperMantha Goal 88'
The Baddest Bowl
Attendance: 50

14 November 2019 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 4–2 Jerks icon.png /jerks/
19:00
Note: Red Light Reimer was PULLED at 77'
PLD Goal 4'21'27'
Four Cheese Foligno Goal 90+3'
Goal 24'79' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour Nationwide Arena
Attendance: 52

14 November 2019 /isles/ Isles icon.png 1–3 Flyera icon.png /flyera/
19:30

The Anders Man Goal 83' Goal 29'48' Captain Claude
Goal 78' Bobby C
The Barn
Attendance: 45

14 November 2019 /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 3–2 Avs icon.png /avs/
20:00

Martin St. Louis Goal 35'49'
4:20 Goal 84'
Hug of Death Red card 75'
Goal 71' Nate Big MacK
Goal 75' Miggo Ran Tan Don
Booked 64' Fuck Detroit
The Frozen Four
Attendance: 47

14 November 2019 /stors/ Stors icon.png 5–1 Vgk icon.png /vgk/
20:30

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 2'74'78'
YOU CAN'T DO THAT Goal 8'
Merican Hero Mike Modano Goal 90+3'
Goal 52' Wild Bill Karlsson
Booked 87' Funky Miller
The AAC
Attendance: 45

14 November 2019 /shorks/ Shorks icon.png 3–0 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
21:00

Jumbo Joe Goal 27'34'80' Booked 38' Check "Grin" Hardwing The Shork Tank
Attendance: 44

14 November 2019 /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png 4–1 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
21:30
Note: Twelve Years Of Bad Management was PULLED at 41'
President Trevor Goal 2'
Punished Daniel Goal 11'
Swedish Twink Goal 36'
Bertuzzi Incident Goal 41'
Scored 24' Old Man Naslund
Booked 77' Oilers Won The Race
Rogers Arena
Attendance: 41

Week 2

21 November 2019 /laffs/ Laffs icon.png 0–3 Jerks icon.png /jerks/
18:00

Johnny Fucking Star Wars Booked 49' Goal 5'51' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour
Goal 86' The Better Svechkinov
Maple Laff Square
Attendance: 50

21 November 2019 /cherry/ Cherry icon.png 0–1 Isles icon.png /isles/
18:30

Goal 34' The Anders Man
Booked 15' Matt Barzam
Booked 61' Brass
Coach's Corner
Attendance: 52

21 November 2019 /flyera/ Flyera icon.png 2–3 (a.e.t.) Wongs icon.png /wongs/
19:00
Note: Match ended at 100:56
Coots Goal 30'
Captain Claude Goal 58'
Goal 26'101' Captain Larkin
Goal 53' Magic Man
Booked 27' SuperMantha
Booked 45+1' Frk You
Spectrum II
Attendance: 56

21 November 2019 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 4–0 Komets icon.png /komets/
19:30

PLD Goal 69'77'90+2'
Nyquil Goal 88'
Red card 22' Max Gottlieb
Booked 26' Shawn St.Amant
Nationwide Arena
Attendance: 49

21 November 2019 /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/
20:00
Note: /ncaah/'s Hug of Death is suspended for this match

Match ended at 97:34

Desert Hockey Classic Goal 64' Goal 32' President Trevor
Goal 98' Swedish Twink
The Frozen Four
Attendance: 47

21 November 2019 /avs/ Avs icon.png 3–0 Shorks icon.png /shorks/
20:30

Miggo Ran Tan Don Goal 14'76'
Captain Sweden Goal 37'
Booked 83' >it was 3-0 Mile High
Attendance: 45

21 November 2019 /mdck/ Mdck icon.png 1–4 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:00

Cake Eater Goal 69' Goal 29' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Goal 63'86' American Hero Mike Modano
Goal 74' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
The Pond
Attendance: 48

21 November 2019 /oilels/ Oilels icon.png 2–1 Vgk icon.png /vgk/
21:30

McJesus Goal 11'
THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 23'
Goal 81' /lifelong/ Rogers Arena
Attendance: 46

Week 3

28 November 2019 /wongs/ Wongs icon.png 3–2 Laffs icon.png /laffs/
18:00

SuperMantha Goal 18'
Captain Larkin Goal 69'77'
Captain Larkin Booked 19'
Goal 31'42' Mitch the Bitch
Booked 87' Darryl 10-Point-Man Sittler
Booked 90+2' Charlton
The Baddest Bowl
Attendance: 45

28 November 2019 /komets/ Komets icon.png 1–3 Cherry icon.png /cherry/
18:30
Note: /komets/'s Max Gottlieb is suspended for this match
Watch this here Scored 20' Goal 45+2'78' Watch this here
Goal 69' Don Cherry
The Coliseum
Attendance: 47

28 November 2019 /isles/ Isles icon.png 1–2 Cbj icon.png /cbj/
19:00

Nelshit Goal 31' Goal 68' NyQuil
Goal 84' BJORKED
The Barn
Attendance: 45

28 November 2019 /jerks/ Jerks icon.png 5–2 Flyera icon.png /flyera/
19:30

Rod Fucking Brind'Amour Goal 10'78'
Based Bernie Scored 56'
Finnish Professional Magical Hockey Elf Goal 68'
Staalboys Goal 82'
Goal 3'85' Captain Claude The PNC
Attendance: 47

28 November 2019 /stors/ Stors icon.png 1–2 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
20:00

American Hero Mike Modano Goal 32' Goal 13' St. Habs State
Goal 78' Martin St. Louis
The AAC
Attendance: 47

28 November 2019 /vgk/ Vgk icon.png 1–2 Avs icon.png /avs/
20:30

March-Assault Goal 90+4' Goal 83' Nate Bick MacK
Goal 90+3' Miggo Ran Tan Don
The Fortress
Attendance: 43

28 November 2019 /shorks/ Shorks icon.png 4–1 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
21:00

Cooch Goal 12'77'
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl Goal 28'86'
Goal 10' McJesus The Shork Tank
Attendance: 41

28 November 2019 /mdck/ Mdck icon.png 3–2 Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/
21:30

Cake Eater Goal 26'
Spazway Goal 33'
Troy Terry Goal 38'
Goal 21' Punished Henrik
Goal 60' Swedish Twink
The Pond
Attendance: 43

Week 4

5 December 2019 /wongs/ Wongs icon.png 3–1 Avs icon.png /avs/
18:00

AbdelGOAT Goal 45+0'
SuperMantha Goal 88'
Captain Larkin Goal 90+3'
Goal 27' Miggo Ran Tan Don
Booked 24' Fuck Detroit
The Baddest Bowl
Attendance: 35

5 December 2019 /cherry/ Cherry icon.png 3–3 (a.e.t.) Stors icon.png /stors/
18:30

Don Cherry Goal 45+3'59'78' Goal 4'61' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Goal 15' American Hero Mike Modano
Booked 82' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Coach's Corner
Attendance: 36
  Penalties  
Don Cherry Missed
Watch this here Scored
Lemme Tell ya Scored
Let's go Scored
You People Scored
Comparisons to Bobby Orr Scored
Toranna Scored
Good Canadian Boy Missed
6–7 Missed American Hero Mike Modano
Scored Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Scored Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Scored Absolutely Radulov
Scored Basedkanen
Scored Beeg Ben Bishop
Scored YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Scored BIG RIG Jamie Oleksiak

5 December 2019 /komets/ Komets icon.png 3–2 Vgk icon.png /vgk/
19:00

RIP Bob Chase Goal 59'69'
Icy D. Eagle Goal 65'
Goal 25' Wild Bill Karlsson
Goal 73' Max Patio-ready
The Coliseum
Attendance: 34

5 December 2019 /flyera/ Flyera icon.png 1–3 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
19:30

Legion of Doom Goal 32' Goal 28' Spazway
Goal 34'41' Troy Terry
Booked 28' Young Steel Hattrick
Spectrum II
Attendance: 33

5 December 2019 /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–1 Isles icon.png /isles/
20:00

Goal 48' Brass
Booked 26' Nelshit
The Frozen Four
Attendance: 31

5 December 2019 /oilels/ Oilels icon.png 3–1 Jerks icon.png /jerks/
20:30

THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 21'
McJesus Goal 39'
James "The Real Deal" Neal Goal 68'
Goal 52' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour Rogers Arena
Attendance: 36

5 December 2019 /shorks/ Shorks icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) Laffs icon.png /laffs/
21:00
Note: Match ended at 102:54
Jumbo Joe Goal 85' Goal 83' Ausitm Matthews
Goal 103' Greedy Swede
Booked 100' Babsocks
The Shork Tank
Attendance: 37

5 December 2019 /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png 2–4 Cbj icon.png /cbj/
21:30

Swedish Twink Goal 10'
Mean Matt Goal 52'
Goal 14'90+2' Nyquil
Goal 74'84' PLD
Rogers Arena
Attendance: 36

Week 5

12 December 2019 /komets/ Komets icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) Flyera icon.png /flyera/
18:00
Note: Match ended at 97:02
Rob Laird Goal 71'
Mason Bergh Goal 98'
Goal 83' Bobby C
Booked 33' Legion of Doom
The Coliseum
Attendance: 36

12 December 2019 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 3–0 Laffs icon.png /laffs/
18:30

Nyquil Goal 28'
PLD Goal 33'58'
Nationwide Arena
Attendance: 39

12 December 2019 /isles/ Isles icon.png 3–0 Wongs icon.png /wongs/
19:00

The Anders Man Goal 11'
Fuck the Chinese Goal 59'
Bail me out Goal 87'
The Barn
Attendance: 46

12 December 2019 /jerks/ Jerks icon.png 2–1 Cherry icon.png /cherry/
19:30
Note: Whalers Night
Rod Fucking Brind'Amour Goal 69'
Erik "Bo-time" Haula Goal 90+3'
Goal 68' Don Cherry The PNC
Attendance: 46

12 December 2019 /stors/ Stors icon.png 4–1 Shorks icon.png /shorks/
20:00

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 13'49'71'
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Goal 78'
Goal 28' Jumbo Joe
Booked 29' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
The AAC
Attendance: 41

12 December 2019 /vgk/ Vgk icon.png 5–2 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
20:30

Wild Bill Karlsson Goal 14'
Just Tuch it in Goal 44'
March-Assault Goal 49'90+4'
/lifelong/ Goal 85'
Goal 58'78' Off the Floor, on the Board
Booked 90+2' Spazway
The Fortress
Attendance: 41

12 December 2019 /avs/ Avs icon.png 3–0 Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/
21:00
Note: /avs/ Fuck Detroit is suspended for this match
Miggo Ran Tan Don Goal 16'
Nate Big Mack Goal 36'48'
Booked 9' Thanks for Nothing Mile High
Attendance: 42

12 December 2019 /oilels/ Oilels icon.png 2–1 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
21:30

THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 34'
James "The Real Deal" Neal Goal 77'
Goal 75' Belpot
Booked 36' Umass Low
Rogers Arena
Attendance: 42

Week 6

19 December 2019 /laffs/ Laffs icon.png 2–0 Komets icon.png /komets/
18:00

Johnny Fucking Star Wars Goal 11'76' Maple Laff Square
Attendance: 36

19 December 2019 /cherry/ Cherry icon.png 6–3 Wongs icon.png /wongs/
18:30

Don Cherry Goal 2'74'
Lemme Tell ya Goal 45+2'
Watch this here Goal 62'
Good Canadian Boy Goal 86'
Rock'em Sock'em Hockey Goal 90+0'
Goal 55' (pen.) Ol'Reliable
Goal 61' SuperMantha
Goal 84' Captain Larkin
Coach's Corner
Attendance: 37

19 December 2019 /jerks/ Jerks icon.png 3–2 Isles icon.png /isles/
19:00

Rod Fucking Brind'Amour Goal 51'86'
2006 Goal 55'
Goal 13' Bail me out
Goal 20' Matt Barzam
Booked 8' BASED Nick Leddy
The PNC
Attendance: 36

19 December 2019 /flyera/ Flyera icon.png 2–3 Cbj icon.png /cbj/
19:30

Gritty Goal 40'45+2' Goal 10' Nyquil
Goal 44' PLD
Goal 48' Cam
Booked 11' Tex
Spectrum II
Attendance: 42

19 December 2019 /vgk/ Vgk icon.png 4–0 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
20:00

Just Tuch it in Goal 8'
March-Assault Goal 19'83'
Wild Bill Karlsson Goal 33'
The Fortress
Attendance: 46

19 December 2019 /avs/ Avs icon.png 1–4 Stors icon.png /stors/
20:30

Nate Big MacK Goal 4' Goal 24'44'65' American Hero Mike Modano
Goal 71' Tyler Seguin Deoughnut Goals
Booked 15' Joe Pavelski
Mile High
Attendance: 44

19 December 2019 /cantpucks/ Cantpucks icon.png 3–5 Shorks icon.png /shorks/
21:00

President Trevor Goal 63'
Swedish Twink Goal 66'
Punished Daniel Goal 79'
Goal 7'24'56' Jumbo Joe
Goal 60' Burnsie
Goal 70' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
Booked 79' S.J. Sharkie
Rogers Arena
Attendance: 45

19 December 2019 /mdck/ Mdck icon.png 5–2 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
21:30

Getzlaf's Gamers Goal 24'
Off the Floor, on the Board Goal 29'89'
Spazway Goal 40'
Derek's Dental Grants Goal 73'
Goal 30'88' THE FINAL SOLUTION The Pond
Attendance: 43

Posteseason

  • Teams who won their division gain a first-round bye and home ice advantage.
  • Home ice advantage goes to the team that had more points in the regular season
  • The home team is listed above the away team for all rounds of the playoffs.
  • All rounds of the playoffs will be decided in a best-of-3 game set.
  • Scores in the bracket indicate the number of games won in each best-of-3 series.


Playoff Round 1
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0
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2
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0
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2
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2
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0
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2
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0
Playoff Round 2
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2
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1
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2
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0
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2
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0
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0
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2
Semi Finals
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2
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0
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2
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1
Final
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1
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2

Round 1

3 January 2020 /laffs/ Laffs icon.png 2–4 Cherry icon.png /cherry/
18:00

Autism Matthews Goal 32'
Johnny Fucking Star Wars Goal 67'
Goal 5'90+0' Don Cherry
Goal 50' Lemme Tell ya
Goal 81' Watch this here
Booked 83' When in Doubt it's out
Maple Laff Square
Attendance: 50
3 January 2020 /cherry/ Cherry icon.png 3–1 Laffs icon.png /laffs/
18:30

Lord Harold Bluetooth Andersen Scored 3'
Don Cherry Goal 58'82'
Goal 5' Autism Matthews
Booked 90+2' Dart Guy
Coach's Corner
Attendance: 55

3 January 2020 /jerks/ Jerks icon.png 2–3 (a.e.t.) Isles icon.png /isles/
19:00
Note: Match ended at 107:25
The Better Svechkinov Goal 28'
Rod Fucking Brind'Amour Goal 89'
Goal 19' The Anders Man
Goal 54' WE DON'T NEED YOU
Goal 108' Matt Barzam
Booked 90+2' Fifteen Years
The PNC
Attendance: 45
3 January 2020 /isles/ Isles icon.png 1–0 Jerks icon.png /jerks/
19:30

Matt Barzam Goal 82'
Bail me out Booked 26'
The Barn
Attendance: 47

3 January 2020 /avs/ Avs icon.png 2–0 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
20:00

Miggo Ran Tan Don Goal 38'
Nate Big MacK Goal 83'
The Real Jumbo Joe Booked 46'
Mile High
Attendance: 45
3 January 2020 /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 1–5 Avs icon.png /avs/
20:30

MINNESOTAWINSLOL Goal 79' Goal 7' Fuck Detroit
Goal 29' Miggo Ran Tan Don
Goal 50'56' Nate Big MacK
Goal 64' Captain Sweden
The Frozen Four
Attendance: 46

3 January 2020 /mdck/ Mdck icon.png 8–1 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
21:00

Spazway Goal 25'62'67'80'85'
Troy Terry Goal 59'
Off the Floor, on the Board Goal 64'
Averman Schneider Goal 89'
Goal 90+2' Point Gagner The Pond
Attendance: 41
3 January 2020 /oilels/ Oilels icon.png 1–5 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
21:30

THE FINAL SOLUTION Goal 55' Goal 12' Spazway
Goal 21'78'88' Off the Floor, on the Board
Goal 35' Averman Schneider
Rogers Place
Attendance: 43

Round 2

4 January 2020 /wongs/ Wongs icon.png 2–1 Cherry icon.png /cherry/
18:00

Captain Larkin Goal 9'84' Goal 49' Don Cherry The Baddest Bowl
Attendance: 44
4 January 2020 /cherry/ Cherry icon.png 4–3 Wongs icon.png /wongs/
18:30

Don Cherry Goal 13'38'
Watch this here Goal 64'
Pumpel'd up Kicks Scored 90+4'
Goal 9'50' Captain Larkin
Goal 82' SuperMantha
Booked 4' >Little Caesar's Arena
Booked 87' Flip your Lidstorm
Coach's Corner
Attendance: 42
4 January 2020 /wongs/ Wongs icon.png 4–2 Cherry icon.png /cherry/
19:00

Magic Man Goal 23'
Captain Larkin Goal 32'
SuperMantha Goal 45+0'88'
Goal 62' LEMME TELL YA
Goal 79' Don Cherry
Booked 60' Jack Adams Award from 40+ Years Ago
The Baddest Bowl
Attendance: 41

4 January 2020 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 4–3 Isles icon.png /isles/
19:30

PLD Goal 38'57'67'
Nyquil Goal 81'
Goal 9' Matt Barzam
Goal 21' The Anders Man
Goal 54' The Toy Department
Nationwide Arena
Attendance: 41
4 January 2020 /isles/ Isles icon.png 2–3 (a.e.t.) Cbj icon.png /cbj/
20:00
Note: Match ended at 107:48
Brass Goal 25'
The Anders Man Goal 89'
Goal 31'90+1'108' PLD The Barn
Attendance: 43

4 January 2020 /stors/ Stors icon.png 6–0 Avs icon.png /avs/
20:30

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 33'64'
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Goal 45+1'85'
Absolutely Radulov Goal 61'
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB Scored 89'
Booked 16' Av's Legend Jerome Iginia
Booked 28' Fuck Detroit
Booked 90+2' Big Guay
The AAC
Attendance: 43
4 January 2020 /avs/ Avs icon.png 2–3 Stors icon.png /stors/
21:00

Nate Big MacK Goal 50'67' Goal 27' Absolutely Radulov
Goal 56' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Goal 72' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Mile High
Attendance: 44

4 January 2020 /shorks/ Shorks icon.png 0–1 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
21:30

Goal 11' Spazway The Shork Tank
Attendance: 48
4 January 2020 /mdck/ Mdck icon.png 3–3 (a.e.t.) Shorks icon.png /shorks/
22:00

Spazway Goal 8'37'
Off the Floor, on the Board Goal 13'
Goal 85'90+3' 71 Losses
Goal 89' Jumbo Joe
The Pond
Attendance: 55
  Penalties  
Troy Terry Missed
Spazway Scored
Off the Floor, on the Board Scored
Averman Schneider Scored
Wildwing Flashblade Scored
4–2 Missed Jumbo Joe
Scored Cooch
Scored Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
Missed Burnsie

Round 3 (Conference Finals)

10 January 2020 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 4–2 Wongs icon.png /wongs/
20:00

PLD Goal 4'
NyQuil Goal 12'27'
Four Cheese Foligno Goal 70'
Goal 47'51' SuperMantha
Booked 41' >lives in Detroit, gets shot
Booked 60' Gordie Howe
Booked 68' KromWALL
Booked 80' Magic Man
Nationwide Arena
10 January 2020 /wongs/ Wongs icon.png 1–2 Cbj icon.png /cbj/
20:30

Magic Man Goal 85' Goal 32' NyQuil
Goal 52' Cam
The Baddest Bowl

10 January 2020 /stors/ Stors icon.png 4–3 (a.e.t.) Mdck icon.png /mdck/
21:30
Note: Match ended at 102:27
Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 22'103'
American Hero Mike Modano Goal 60'90+3'
Goal 63' Garden of Dreams
Goal 87' Figure Skating Pest
Goal 90+2' Recalled Holzer
Booked 45+1' Duke L'Orange
The AAC
Attendance: 47
10 January 2020 /mdck/ Mdck icon.png 3–2 Stors icon.png /stors/
22:00

Off the Floor, on the Board Goal 7'
Spazway Goal 43'64'
Goal 23' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Goal 39' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Booked 56' BIG RIG Jamie Oleksiak
The Pond
Attendance: 49
10 January 2020 /stors/ Stors icon.png 3–2 (a.e.t.) Mdck icon.png /mdck/
22:30
Note: Match ended at 98:19
American Hero Mike Modano Goal 7'
Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 84'
Victor E. Green Goal 99'
Goal 37' Figure Skating Pest
Goal 43' Off the Floor, on the Board
Red card 48' $52 Million Leaf
The AAC
Attendance: 47

Round 4 (Cup Final)

10 January 2020 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 3–1 Stors icon.png /stors/
23:00

Four Cheese Foligno Goal 12'36'64' Goal 23' American Hero Mike Modano
Booked 19' Basedkanen
Nationwide Arena
Attendance: 42
10 January 2020 /stors/ Stors icon.png 5–4 (a.e.t.) Cbj icon.png /cbj/
23:30

Beast Mode Jamie Benn Goal 49'62'67'100'
American Hero Mike Modano Goal 74'
Scored 12' Based Nill
Goal 24' Four Cheese Foligno
Goal 45+0' PLD
Goal 73' Nyquil
The AAC
Attendance: 44
10 January 2020 /cbj/ Cbj icon.png 1–4 Stors icon.png /stors/
00:00

PLD Goal 61' Goal 8'76' American Hero Mike Modano
Goal 69' Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Goal 87' Good Goal
Booked 67' BIG RIG Jamie Olesiak
Nationwide Arena
Attendance: 45

Statistics

/hoc/ League 2019 statistics

Awards

Award Player
Ted Lindsay Award Cbj icon.png PLD
Mdck icon.png Spazway
Art Ross Trophy Stors icon.png American Hero Mike Modano
Maurice Richard Trophy Stors icon.png Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Wayne Gretzky Award Stors icon.png American Hero Mike Modano
Martin Brodeur Award Mdck icon.png Wildwing Flashblade
Hart Memorial Trophy Cbj icon.png PLD
Conn Smythe Trophy Stors icon.png Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Selke Trophy Jerks icon.png Staalboys
Norris Trophy Cbj icon.png Sharpshooter Seth
Vezina Trophy Mdck icon.png Wildwing Flashblade
William M. Jennings Trophy Cbj icon.png Elvis

Final Rankings

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  3. Mdck icon.png /mdck/
  4. Wongs icon.png /wongs/

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  2. Shorks icon.png /shorks/
  3. Isles icon.png /isles/
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  2. Laffs icon.png /laffs/
  3. Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/
  4. Oilels icon.png /oilels/

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Exports

Exports can be found here.

VODs

Week 1

Week 2

Week 3 part 1 Week 3 part 2

Week 4

Week 5

Week 6 part 1 Week 6 part 2

Playoffs Day 1

Playoffs Day 2

Final Day