/hoc/ League 2019

/hoc/ League 2019
Tournament details
Host board	/stors/
Dates	November 14, 21, 28, December 5, 12, 19, January 3-5
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	TBD
Runner-up	TBD
Third	TBD
Fourth	TBD
Tournament statistics Matches 0 Goals scored 0 ( per match) Top scorer(s) Top assister(s) Golden Glove Best player Yellow cards 0 ( per match) Red cards 0 ( per match)
/hoc/ League 2017
/hoc/ League 2019
–

The 2019 /hoc/ League is the second season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League. It will be hosted and streamed by HarryEnfield On the 4cc cytube.

As the winner of the inaugural /hoc/ League,  /stors/ will be the host.

Teams

Sixteen teams will compete in two divisions, fourteen of which are based on the geographical location of each team, while the remaining two others were each placed into a division at random.

The following teams will play in the Eastern Conference, divided into the Midwest and Metropolitan divisions:

Midwest Division	Metropolitan Division
/cherry/	/cbj/
/komets/	/flyera/
/laffs/	/isles/
/wongs/	/jerks/

The following teams will play in the Western Conference, divided into the Central and Pacific divisions:

Central Division	Pacific Division
/avs/	/cantpucks/
/ncaah/	/mdck/
/stors/	/oilels/
/vgk/	/shorks/

Regular Season

Each team will play one game against each of the other teams in their division, one game against two teams from the other division in their conference, and one against a team from the other conference, for a total of 6 games each, in a weekly format lasting 7 weeks (including the postseason).

Key	Points
Win	3
OT Win	2
OT Loss	1
Loss	0

Midwest

Game	/wongs/	/laffs/	/komets/	/cherry/
1	vs. /komets/	vs. /cherry/	@ /wongs/	@ /laffs/
2	@ /flyera/	vs. /jerks/	@ /cbj/	vs. /isles/
3	vs. /laffs/	@ /wongs/	vs. /cherry/	@ /komets/
4	vs. /avs/	@ /shorks/	vs. /vgk/	vs. /stors/
5	@ /isles/	@ /cbj/	vs. /flyera/	@ /jerks/
6	@ /cherry/	vs. /komets/	@ /laffs/	vs. /wongs/

Metropolitan

Game	/cbj/	/isles/	/jerks/	/flyera/
1	vs. /jerks/	vs. /flyera/	@ /cbj/	@ /isles/
2	vs. /komets/	@ /cherry/	@ /laffs/	vs. /wongs/
3	@ /isles/	vs. /cbj/	vs. /flyera/	@ /jerks/
4	@ /cantpucks/	@ /ncaah/	@ /oilels/	vs. /mdck/
5	vs. /laffs/	vs. /wongs/	vs. /cherry/	@ /komets/
6	@ /flyera/	@ /jerks/	vs. /isles/	vs. /cbj/

Central

Game	/stors/	/ncaah/	/vgk/	/avs/
1	vs. /vgk/	vs. /avs/	@ /stors/	@ /ncaah/
2	@ /mdck/	vs. /cantpucks/	@ /oilels/	vs. /shorks/
3	vs. /ncaah/	@ /stors/	vs. /avs/	@ /vgk/
4	@ /cherry/	vs. /isles/	@ /komets/	@ /wongs/
5	vs. /shorks/	@ /oilels/	vs. /mdck/	vs. /cantpucks/
6	@ /avs/	@ /vgk/	vs. /ncaah/	vs. /stors/

Pacific

Game	/oilels/	/shorks/	/cantpucks/	/mdck/
1	@ /cantpucks/	vs. /mdck/	vs. /oilels/	@ /shorks/
2	vs. /vgk/	@ /avs/	@ /ncaah/	vs. /stors/
3	@ /shorks/	vs. /oilels/	@ /mdck/	vs. /cantpucks/
4	vs. /jerks/	vs. /laffs/	vs. /cbj/	@ /flyera/
5	vs. /ncaah/	@ /stors/	@ /avs/	@ /vgk/
6	@ /mdck/	@ /cantpucks/	vs. /shorks/	vs. /oilels/

Standings

The top three teams from each division will advance to the postseason. The first place team will be given a first-round bye and home ice advantage.

Midwest

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/wongs/	6	3	1	0	2	15	14	1	11
/laffs/	6	2	1	0	3	8	11	-3	8
/cherry/	6	2	0	1	3	14	12	2	7
/komets/	6	1	1	0	4	6	15	-9	5

Metropolitan

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/cbj/	6	6	0	0	0	20	7	13	18
/jerks/	6	4	0	0	2	16	12	4	12
/isles/	6	3	0	0	3	9	8	1	9
/flyera/	6	1	0	2	3	11	17	-6	5

Central

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/stors/	6	4	1	0	1	21	9	12	14
/avs/	6	3	0	0	3	12	11	1	9
/ncaah/	6	2	0	1	3	7	12	-5	7
/vgk/	6	2	0	0	4	14	14	0	6

Pacific

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/shorks/	6	3	0	1	2	14	13	1	10
/mdck/	6	3	0	0	3	14	17	-3	9
/oilels/	6	3	0	0	3	11	16	-5	9
/cantpucks/	6	1	1	0	4	13	17	-4	5

Week 1

14 November 2019	/laffs/	2–1	/cherry/
18:00	Mitch the Bitch  71' Greedy Swede  85'		21' Watch this here	Maple Laff Square Attendance: 52

---

14 November 2019	/wongs/	3–0	/komets/
18:30	1-0 Joe  2' AbdelGOAT  6' SuperMantha  88'			The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 50

---

14 November 2019	/cbj/	4–2	/jerks/
19:00	PLD  4', 21', 27' Four Cheese Foligno  90+3'		24', 79' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour	Nationwide Arena Attendance: 52

---

14 November 2019	/isles/	1–3	/flyera/
19:30	The Anders Man  83'		29', 48' Captain Claude  78' Bobby C	The Barn Attendance: 45

---

14 November 2019	/ncaah/	3–2	/avs/
20:00	Martin St. Louis  35', 49' 4:20  84' Hug of Death  75'		71' Nate Big MacK  75' Miggo Ran Tan Don  64' Fuck Detroit	The Frozen Four Attendance: 47

---

14 November 2019	/stors/	5–1	/vgk/
20:30	Beast Mode Jamie Benn  2', 74', 78' YOU CAN'T DO THAT  8' Merican Hero Mike Modano  90+3'		52' Wild Bill Karlsson  87' Funky Miller	The AAC Attendance: 45

---

14 November 2019	/shorks/	3–0	/mdck/
21:00	Jumbo Joe  27', 34', 80'		38' Check "Grin" Hardwing	The Shork Tank Attendance: 44

---

14 November 2019	/cantpucks/	4–1	/oilels/
21:30	President Trevor  2' Punished Daniel  11' Swedish Twink  36' Bertuzzi Incident  41'		24' Old Man Naslund  77' Oilers Won The Race	Rogers Arena Attendance: 41

Week 2

21 November 2019	/laffs/	0–3	/jerks/
18:00	Johnny Fucking Star Wars  49'		5', 51' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour  86' The Better Svechkinov	Maple Laff Square Attendance: 50

---

21 November 2019	/cherry/	0–1	/isles/
18:30			34' The Anders Man  15' Matt Barzam  61' Brass	Coach's Corner Attendance: 52

---

21 November 2019	/flyera/	2–3 (a.e.t.)	/wongs/
19:00 Note: Match ended at 100:56	Coots  30' Captain Claude  58'		26', 101' Captain Larkin  53' Magic Man  27' SuperMantha  45+1' Frk You	Spectrum II Attendance: 56

---

21 November 2019	/cbj/	4–0	/komets/
19:30	PLD  69', 77', 90+2' Nyquil  88'		22' Max Gottlieb  26' Shawn St.Amant	Nationwide Arena Attendance: 49

---

21 November 2019	/ncaah/	1–2 (a.e.t.)	/cantpucks/
20:00 Note: /ncaah/'s Hug of Death is suspended for this match Match ended at 97:34	Desert Hockey Classic  64'		32' President Trevor  98' Swedish Twink	The Frozen Four Attendance: 47

---

21 November 2019	/avs/	3–0	/shorks/
20:30	Miggo Ran Tan Don  14', 76' Captain Sweden  37'		83' >it was 3-0	Mile High Attendance: 45

---

21 November 2019	/mdck/	1–4	/stors/
21:00	Cake Eater  69'		29' Beast Mode Jamie Benn  63', 86' American Hero Mike Modano  74' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals	The Pond Attendance: 48

---

21 November 2019	/oilels/	2–1	/vgk/
21:30	McJesus  11' THE FINAL SOLUTION  23'		81' /lifelong/	Rogers Arena Attendance: 46

Week 3

28 November 2019	/wongs/	3–2	/laffs/
18:00	SuperMantha  18' Captain Larkin  69', 77' Captain Larkin  19'		31', 42' Mitch the Bitch  87' Darryl 10-Point-Man Sittler  90+2' Charlton	The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 45

---

28 November 2019	/komets/	1–3	/cherry/
18:30 Note: /komets/'s Max Gottlieb is suspended for this match	Watch this here  20'		45+2', 78' Watch this here  69' Don Cherry	The Coliseum Attendance: 47

---

28 November 2019	/isles/	1–2	/cbj/
19:00	Nelshit  31'		68' NyQuil  84' BJORKED	The Barn Attendance: 45

---

28 November 2019	/jerks/	5–2	/flyera/
19:30	Rod Fucking Brind'Amour  10', 78' Based Bernie  56' Finnish Professional Magical Hockey Elf  68' Staalboys  82'		3', 85' Captain Claude	The PNC Attendance: 47

---

28 November 2019	/stors/	1–2	/ncaah/
20:00	American Hero Mike Modano  32'		13' St. Habs State  78' Martin St. Louis	The AAC Attendance: 47

---

28 November 2019	/vgk/	1–2	/avs/
20:30	March-Assault  90+4'		83' Nate Bick MacK  90+3' Miggo Ran Tan Don	The Fortress Attendance: 43

---

28 November 2019	/shorks/	4–1	/oilels/
21:00	Cooch  12', 77' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl  28', 86'		10' McJesus	The Shork Tank Attendance: 41

---

28 November 2019	/mdck/	3–2	/cantpucks/
21:30	Cake Eater  26' Spazway  33' Troy Terry  38'		21' Punished Henrik  60' Swedish Twink	The Pond Attendance: 43

Week 4

5 December 2019	/wongs/	3–1	/avs/
18:00	AbdelGOAT  45+0' SuperMantha  88' Captain Larkin  90+3'		27' Miggo Ran Tan Don  24' Fuck Detroit	The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 35

---

5 December 2019	/cherry/	3–3 (a.e.t.)	/stors/
18:30	Don Cherry  45+3', 59', 78'		4', 61' Beast Mode Jamie Benn  15' American Hero Mike Modano  82' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals	Coach's Corner Attendance: 36
		Penalties
	Don Cherry Watch this here Lemme Tell ya Let's go You People Comparisons to Bobby Orr Toranna Good Canadian Boy	6–7	American Hero Mike Modano Beast Mode Jamie Benn Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Absolutely Radulov Basedkanen Beeg Ben Bishop YOU CAN'T DO THAT BIG RIG Jamie Oleksiak

---

5 December 2019	/komets/	3–2	/vgk/
19:00	RIP Bob Chase  59', 69' Icy D. Eagle  65'		25' Wild Bill Karlsson  73' Max Patio-ready	The Coliseum Attendance: 34

---

5 December 2019	/flyera/	1–3	/mdck/
19:30	Legion of Doom  32'		28' Spazway  34', 41' Troy Terry  28' Young Steel Hattrick	Spectrum II Attendance: 33

---

5 December 2019	/ncaah/	0–1	/isles/
20:00			48' Brass  26' Nelshit	The Frozen Four Attendance: 31

---

5 December 2019	/oilels/	3–1	/jerks/
20:30	THE FINAL SOLUTION  21' McJesus  39' James "The Real Deal" Neal  68'		52' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour	Rogers Arena Attendance: 36

---

5 December 2019	/shorks/	1–2 (a.e.t.)	/laffs/
21:00 Note: Match ended at 102:54	Jumbo Joe  85'		83' Ausitm Matthews  103' Greedy Swede  100' Babsocks	The Shork Tank Attendance: 37

---

5 December 2019	/cantpucks/	2–4	/cbj/
21:30	Swedish Twink  10' Mean Matt  52'		14', 90+2' Nyquil  74', 84' PLD	Rogers Arena Attendance: 36

Week 5

12 December 2019	/komets/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/flyera/
18:00 Note: Match ended at 97:02	Rob Laird  71' Mason Bergh  98'		83' Bobby C  33' Legion of Doom	The Coliseum Attendance: 36

---

12 December 2019	/cbj/	3–0	/laffs/
18:30	Nyquil  28' PLD  33', 58'			Nationwide Arena Attendance: 39

---

12 December 2019	/isles/	3–0	/wongs/
19:00	The Anders Man  11' Fuck the Chinese  59' Bail me out  87'			The Barn Attendance: 46

---

12 December 2019	/jerks/	2–1	/cherry/
19:30 Note: Whalers Night	Rod Fucking Brind'Amour  69' Erik "Bo-time" Haula  90+3'		68' Don Cherry	The PNC Attendance: 46

---

12 December 2019	/stors/	4–1	/shorks/
20:00	Beast Mode Jamie Benn  13', 49', 71' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals  78'		28' Jumbo Joe  29' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl	The AAC Attendance: 41

---

12 December 2019	/vgk/	5–2	/mdck/
20:30	Wild Bill Karlsson  14' Just Tuch it in  44' March-Assault  49', 90+4' /lifelong/  85'		58', 78' Off the Floor, on the Board  90+2' Spazyway	The Fortress Attendance: 41

---

12 December 2019	/avs/	3–0	/cantpucks/
21:00 Note: /avs/ Fuck Detroit is suspended for this match	Miggo Ran Tan Don  16' Nate Big Mack  36', 48'		9' Thanks for Nothing	Mile High Attendance: 42

---

12 December 2019	/oilels/	2–1	/ncaah/
21:30	THE FINAL SOLUTION  34' James "The Real Deal" Neal  77'		75' Belpot  36' Umass Low	Rogers Arena Attendance: 42

Week 6

19 December 2019	/laffs/	2–0	/komets/
18:00	Johnny Fucking Star Wars  11', 76'			Maple Laff Square Attendance: 36

---

19 December 2019	/cherry/	6–3	/wongs/
18:30	Don Cherry  2', 74' Lemme Tell ya  45+2' Watch this here  62' Good Canadian Boy  86' Rock'em Sock'em Hockey  90+0'		55' (pen.) Ol'Reliable  61' SuperMantha  84' Captain Larkin	Coach's Corner Attendance: 37

---

19 December 2019	/jerks/	3–2	/isles/
19:00	Rod Fucking Brind'Amour  51', 86' 2006  55'		13' Bail me out  20' Matt Barzam  8' BASED Nick Leddy	The PNC Attendance: 36

---

19 December 2019	/flyera/	2–3	/cbj/
19:30	Gritty  40', 45+2'		10' Nyquil  44' PLD  48' Cam  11' Tex	Spectrum II Attendance: 42

---

19 December 2019	/vgk/	4–0	/ncaah/
20:00	Just Tuch it in  8' March-Assault  19', 83' Wild Bill Karlsson  33'			The Fortress Attendance: 46

---

19 December 2019	/avs/	1–4	/stors/
20:30	Nate Big MacK  4'		24', 44', 65' American Hero Mike Modano  71' Tyler Seguin Deoughnut Goals  15' Joe Pavelski	Mile High Attendance: 44

---

19 December 2019	/cantpucks/	3–5	/shorks/
21:00	President Trevor  63' Swedish Twink  66' Punished Daniel  79'		7', 24', 56' Jumbo Joe  60' Burnsie  70' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl  79' S.J. Sharkie	Rogers Arena Attendance: 45

---

19 December 2019	/mdck/	5–2	/oilels/
21:30	Getzlaf's Gamers  24' Off the Floor, on the Board  29', 89' Spazway  40' Derek's Dental Grants  73'		30', 88' THE FINAL SOLUTION	The Pond Attendance: 43

Posteseason

• Teams who won their division gain a first-round bye and home ice advantage.
• Home ice advantage goes to the team that had more points in the regular season
• The home team is listed above the away team for all rounds of the playoffs.
• All rounds of the playoffs will be decided in a best-of-3 game set.
• Scores in the bracket indicate the number of games won in each best-of-3 series.

Playoff Round 1

 /laffs/

0

 /cherry/

2

 /jerks/

0

 /isles/

2

 /avs/

2

 /ncaah/

0

 /mdck/

2

 /oilels/

0

Playoff Round 2

 /wongs/

2

 /cherry/

1

 /cbj/

2

 /isles/

0

 /stors/

2

 /avs/

0

 /shorks/

0

 /mdck/

2

Semi Finals

 /cbj/

 /wongs/

 /stors/

 /mdck/

Final

 

 

Round 1

3 January 2020	/laffs/	2–4	/cherry/
18:00	Autism Matthews  32' Johnny Fucking Star Wars  67'		5', 90+0' Don Cherry  50' Lemme Tell ya  81' Watch this here  83' When in Doubt it's out	Maple Laff Square Attendance: 50

3 January 2020	/cherry/	3–1	/laffs/
18:30	Lord Harold Bluetooth Andersen  3' Don Cherry  58', 82'		5' Autism Matthews  90+2' Dart Guy	Coach's Corner Attendance: 55

---

3 January 2020	/jerks/	2–3 (a.e.t.)	/isles/
19:00 Note: Match ended at 107:25	The Beter Svechkinov  28' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour  89'		19' The Anders Man  54' WE DON'T NEED YOU  108' Matt Barzam  90+2' Fifteen Years	The PNC Attendance: 45

3 January 2020	/isles/	1–0	/jerks/
19:30	Matt Barzam  82' Bail me out  26'			The Barn

---

3 January 2020	/avs/	2–0	/ncaah/
20:00	Miggo Ran Tan Don  38' Nate Big MacK  83' The Real Jumbo Joe  46'			Mile High Attendance: 45

3 January 2020	/ncaah/	1–5	/avs/
20:30	MINNESOTAWINSLOL  79'		7' Fuck Detroit  29' Miggo Ran Tan Don  50', 56' Nate Big MacK  64' Captain Sweden	The Frozen Four Attendance: 46

---

3 January 2020	/mdck/	8–1	/oilels/
21:00	Spazway  25', 62', 67', 80', 85' Troy Terry  59' Off the Floor, on the Board  64' Averman Schneider  89'		90+2' Point Gagner	The Pond Attendance: 41

3 January 2020	/oilels/	1–5	/mdck/
21:30	THE FINAL SOLUTION  55'		12' Spazway  21', 78', 88' Off the Floor, on the Board  35' Averman Schneider	Rogers Place Attendance: 43

Round 2

4 January 2020	/wongs/	2–1	/cherry/
18:00	Captain Larkin  9', 84'		49' Don Cherry	The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 44

4 January 2020	/cherry/	4–3	/wongs/
18:30	Don Cherry  13', 38' Watch this here  64' Pumpel'd up Kicks  90+4'		9', 50' Captain Larkin  82' SuperMantha  4' >Little Caesar's Arena  87' Flip your Lidstorm	Coach's Corner Attendance: 42

4 January 2020	/wongs/	4–2	/cherry/
19:00	Magic Man  23' Captain Larkin  32' SuperMantha  45+0', 88'		62' LEMME TELL YA  79' Don Cherry  60' Jack Adams Award from 40+ Years Ago	The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 41

---

4 January 2020	/cbj/	4–3	/isles/
19:30	PLD  38', 57', 67' Nyquil  81'		9' Mat Barzam  21' The Anders Man  54' The Toy Department	Nationwide Arena Attendance: 41

4 January 2020	/isles/	2–3 (a.e.t.)	/cbj/
20:00 Note: Match ended at 107:48	Brass  25' The Anders Man  89'		31', 90+1', 108' PLD	The Barn Attendance: 43

---

4 January 2020	/stors/	6–0	/avs/
20:30	Beast Mode Jamie Benn  33', 64' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals  45+1', 85' Absoluterly Radulov  61' GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB  89'		16' Av's Legend Jerome Iginia  28' Fuck Detroit  90+2' Big Guay	The AAC Attendance: 43

4 January 2020	/avs/	2–3	/stors/
21:00	Nate Big MacK  50', 67'		27' Absolutely Radulov  56' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals  72' Beast Mode Jamie Benn	Mile High Attendance: 44

---

4 January 2020	/shorks/	0–1	/mdck/
21:30			11' Spazway	The Shork Tank Attendance: 48

4 January 2020	/mdck/	3–3 (a.e.t.)	/shorks/
22:00	Spazway  8', 37' Off the Floor, on the Board  13'		85', 90+3' 71 Losses  89' Jumbo Joe	The Pond Attendance: 55
		Penalties
	Troy Terry Spazway Off the Floor, on the Board Averman Schneider Wildwing Flashblade	4–2	Jumbo Joe Cooch Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl Burnsie

Round 3 (Conference Finals)

TBD	/cbj/	Game 1	/wongs/
18:00				Nationwide Arena

TBD	/wongs/	Game 2	/cbj/
18:30				The Baddest Bowl

TBD	/cbj/	Game 3 (if necessary)	/wongs/
19:00				Nationwide Arena

---

TBD	/stors/	Game 1	/mdck/
19:30				The AAC

TBD	/mdck/	Game 2	/stors/
20:00				The Pond

TBD	/stors/	Game 3 (if necessary)	/mdck/
20:30				The AAC

Round 4 (Cup Final)

TBD	TBD	Game 1	TBD
21:00				TBD

TBD	TBD	Game 2	TBD
21:30				TBD

TBD	TBD	Game 3 (if necessary)	TBD
22:00				TBD

Statistics

/hoc/ League 2019 statistics

Final Rankings

Positions 1-4 are tentative and are currently determined by regular season standings + Rounds 1 and 2 of the postseason.

1.  /cbj/
2.  /stors/
3.  /wongs/
4.  /mdck/

5.  /cherry/
6.  /shorks/
7.  /isles/
8.  /avs/

9.  /jerks/
10.  /laffs/
11.  /ncaah/
12.  /oilels/

13.  /vgk/
14.  /cantpucks/
15.  /flyera/
16.  /komets/

Exports

Exports can be found here.

VODs

Week 1

Week 2

Week 3 part 1 Week 3 part 2

Week 4

Week 5

Week 6 part 1 Week 6 part 2

Playoffs Day 1

Playoffs Day 2