/hoc/ League 2019
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| Host board |  /stors/
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| Dates | November 14, 21, 28, December 5, 12, 19, January 3-5 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Champion |  TBD
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| Runner-up | TBD
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| Third | TBD
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| Fourth | TBD
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The 2019 /hoc/ League is the second season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League. It will be hosted and streamed by HarryEnfield On the 4cc cytube.
As the winner of the inaugural /hoc/ League, 
/stors/ will be the host.
Teams
Sixteen teams will compete in two divisions, fourteen of which are based on the geographical location of each team, while the remaining two others were each placed into a division at random.
The following teams will play in the Eastern Conference, divided into the Midwest and Metropolitan divisions:
| Midwest Division | Metropolitan Division |
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 /cherry/
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 /cbj/
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 /komets/
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 /flyera/
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 /laffs/
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 /isles/
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 /wongs/
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 /jerks/
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The following teams will play in the Western Conference, divided into the Central and Pacific divisions:
| Central Division | Pacific Division |
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 /avs/
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 /cantpucks/
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 /ncaah/
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 /mdck/
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| /stors/
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 /oilels/
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 /vgk/
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 /shorks/
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Regular Season
Each team will play one game against each of the other teams in their division, one game against two teams from the other division in their conference, and one against a team from the other conference, for a total of 6 games each, in a weekly format lasting 7 weeks (including the postseason).
| Key | Points |
|---|---|
| Win | 3 |
| OT Win | 2 |
| OT Loss | 1 |
| Loss | 0 |
Midwest
| Game | /wongs/
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/laffs/
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/komets/
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/cherry/
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| 1 | vs. /komets/
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vs. /cherry/
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@ /wongs/
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@ /laffs/
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| 2 | @ /flyera/
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vs. /jerks/
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@ /cbj/
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vs. /isles/
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| 3 | vs. /laffs/
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@ /wongs/
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vs. /cherry/
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@ /komets/
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| 4 | vs. /avs/
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@ /shorks/
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vs. /vgk/
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vs. /stors/
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| 5 | @ /isles/
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@ /cbj/
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vs. /flyera/
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@ /jerks/
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| 6 | @ /cherry/
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vs. /komets/
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@ /laffs/
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vs. /wongs/
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Metropolitan
| Game | /cbj/
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/isles/
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/jerks/
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/flyera/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | vs. /jerks/
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vs. /flyera/
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@ /cbj/
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@ /isles/
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| 2 | vs. /komets/
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@ /cherry/
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@ /laffs/
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vs. /wongs/
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| 3 | @ /isles/
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vs. /cbj/
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vs. /flyera/
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@ /jerks/
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| 4 | @ /cantpucks/
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@ /ncaah/
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@ /oilels/
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vs. /mdck/
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| 5 | vs. /laffs/
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vs. /wongs/
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vs. /cherry/
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@ /komets/
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| 6 | @ /flyera/
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@ /jerks/
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vs. /isles/
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vs. /cbj/
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Central
| Game | /stors/
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/ncaah/
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/vgk/
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/avs/
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| 1 | vs. /vgk/
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vs. /avs/
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@ /stors/
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@ /ncaah/
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| 2 | @ /mdck/
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vs. /cantpucks/
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@ /oilels/
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vs. /shorks/
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| 3 | vs. /ncaah/
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@ /stors/
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vs. /avs/
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@ /vgk/
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| 4 | @ /cherry/
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vs. /isles/
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@ /komets/
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@ /wongs/
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| 5 | vs. /shorks/
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@ /oilels/
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vs. /mdck/
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vs. /cantpucks/
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| 6 | @ /avs/
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@ /vgk/
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vs. /ncaah/
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vs. /stors/
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Pacific
| Game | /oilels/
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/shorks/
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/cantpucks/
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/mdck/
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| 1 | @ /cantpucks/
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vs. /mdck/
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vs. /oilels/
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@ /shorks/
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| 2 | vs. /vgk/
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@ /avs/
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@ /ncaah/
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vs. /stors/
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| 3 | @ /shorks/
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vs. /oilels/
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@ /mdck/
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vs. /cantpucks/
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| 4 | vs. /jerks/
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vs. /laffs/
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vs. /cbj/
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@ /flyera/
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| 5 | vs. /ncaah/
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@ /stors/
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@ /avs/
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@ /vgk/
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| 6 | @ /mdck/
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@ /cantpucks/
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vs. /shorks/
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vs. /oilels/
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Standings
The top three teams from each division will advance to the postseason. The first place team will be given a first-round bye and home ice advantage.
Midwest
| Team | GP | W | OTW | OTL | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /wongs/ |
6 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 11 |
| /laffs/ |
6 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 8 |
| /cherry/ |
6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 7 |
| /komets/ |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 15 | -9 | 5 |
Metropolitan
| Team | GP | W | OTW | OTL | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /cbj/ |
5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 5 | 12 | 15 |
| /jerks/ |
5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 9 |
| /isles/ |
5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 9 |
| /flyera/ |
5 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 14 | -5 | 5 |
Central
| Team | GP | W | OTW | OTL | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /stors/ |
5 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 11 |
| /avs/ |
5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 9 |
| /ncaah/ |
5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 7 |
| /vgk/ |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 3 |
Pacific
| Team | GP | W | OTW | OTL | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /oilels/ |
5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 9 |
| /shorks/ |
5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 7 |
| /mdck/ |
5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 6 |
| /cantpucks/ |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 5 |
Regular Season
Week 1
| 14 November 2019 | /laffs/
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2–1 | /cherry/
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| 18:00 |
Mitch the Bitch  71'Greedy Swede 85'
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21' Watch this here
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Maple Laff Square Attendance: 52 |
| 14 November 2019 | /wongs/
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3–0 | /komets/
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| 18:30 |
1-0 Joe  2'AbdelGOAT 6'SuperMantha 88'
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The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 50 |
| 14 November 2019 | /cbj/
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4–2 | /jerks/
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| 19:00 |
PLD 4', 21', 27' Four Cheese Foligno 90+3'
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24', 79' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour
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Nationwide Arena Attendance: 52 |
| 14 November 2019 | /isles/
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1–3 | /flyera/
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| 19:30 |
The Anders Man 83'
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29', 48' Captain Claude 78' Bobby C
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The Barn Attendance: 45 |
| 14 November 2019 | /ncaah/
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3–2 | /avs/
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| 20:00 |
Martin St. Louis 35', 49' 4:20 84'Hug of Death  75'
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71' Nate Big MacK 75' Miggo Ran Tan Don 64' Fuck Detroit
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The Frozen Four Attendance: 47 |
| 14 November 2019 | /stors/
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5–1 | /vgk/
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| 20:30 |
Beast Mode Jamie Benn 2', 74', 78' YOU CAN'T DO THAT 8'Merican Hero Mike Modano 90+3'
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52' Wild Bill Karlsson 87' Funky Miller
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The AAC Attendance: 45 |
| 14 November 2019 | /shorks/
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3–0 | /mdck/
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| 21:00 |
Jumbo Joe 27', 34', 80'
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38' Check "Grin" Hardwing
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The Shork Tank Attendance: 44 |
| 14 November 2019 | /cantpucks/
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4–1 | /oilels/
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| 21:30 |
President Trevor 2' Punished Daniel 11'Swedish Twink 36'Bertuzzi Incident 41'
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24' Old Man Naslund 77' Oilers Won The Race
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Rogers Arena Attendance: 41 |
Week 2
| 21 November 2019 | /laffs/
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0–3 | /jerks/
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| 18:00 |
Johnny Fucking Star Wars 49'
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5', 51' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour 86' The Better Svechkinov
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Maple Laff Square Attendance: 50 |
| 21 November 2019 | /cherry/
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0–1 | /isles/
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| 18:30 |
34' The Anders Man 15' Matt Barzam 61' Brass
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Coach's Corner Attendance: 52 |
| 21 November 2019 | /flyera/
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2–3 (a.e.t.) | /wongs/
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| 19:00 Note: Match ended at 100:56 |
Coots 30' Captain Claude 58'
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26', 101' Captain Larkin 53' Magic Man 27' SuperMantha 45+1' Frk You
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Spectrum II Attendance: 56 |
| 21 November 2019 | /cbj/
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4–0 | /komets/
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| 19:30 |
PLD 69', 77', 90+2' Nyquil 88'
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22' Max Gottlieb 26' Shawn St.Amant
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Nationwide Arena Attendance: 49 |
| 21 November 2019 | /ncaah/
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1–2 (a.e.t.) | /cantpucks/
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| 20:00 Note: /ncaah/'s Hug of Death is suspended for this match Match ended at 97:34 |
Desert Hockey Classic 64'
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32' President Trevor 98' Swedish Twink
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The Frozen Four Attendance: 47 |
| 21 November 2019 | /avs/
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3–0 | /shorks/
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| 20:30 |
Miggo Ran Tan Don 14', 76' Captain Sweden 37'
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83' >it was 3-0
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Mile High Attendance: 45 |
| 21 November 2019 | /mdck/
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1–4 | /stors/
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| 21:00 |
Cake Eater 69'
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29' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 63', 86' American Hero Mike Modano 74' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
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The Pond Attendance: 48 |
| 21 November 2019 | /oilels/
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2–1 | /vgk/
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| 21:30 |
McJesus 11' THE FINAL SOLUTION 23'
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81' /lifelong/
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Rogers Arena Attendance: 46 |
Week 3
| 28 November 2019 | /wongs/
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3–2 | /laffs/
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| 18:00 |
SuperMantha 18' Captain Larkin 69', 77'Captain Larkin 19'
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31', 42' Mitch the Bitch 87' Darryl 10-Point-Man Sittler 90+2' Charlton
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The Baddest Attendance: 45 |
| 28 November 2019 | /komets/
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1–3 | /cherry/
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| 18:30 Note: /komets/'s Max Gottlieb is suspended for this match |
Watch this here 20'
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45+2', 78' Watch this here 69' Don Cherry
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The Coliseum Attendance: 47 |
| 28 November 2019 | /isles/
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1–2 | /cbj/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 |
Nelshit 31'
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68' NyQuil 84' BJORKED
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The Barn Attendance: 45 |
| 28 November 2019 | /jerks/
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5–2 | /flyera/
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| 19:30 |
Rod Fucking Brind'Amour 10', 78' Based Bernie 56'Finnish Professional Magical Hockey Elf 68'Staalboys 82'
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3', 85' Captain Claude
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The PNC Attendance: 47 |
| 28 November 2019 | /stors/
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1–2 | /ncaah/
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| 20:00 |
American Hero Mike Modano 32'
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13' St. Habs State 78' Martin St. Louis
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The AAC Attendance: 47 |
| 28 November 2019 | /vgk/
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1–2 | /avs/
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| 20:30 |
March-Assault 90+4'
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83' Nate Bick MacK 90+3' Miggo Ran Tan Don
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The Fortress Attendance: 43 |
| 28 November 2019 | /shorks/
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4–1 | /oilels/
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| 21:00 |
Cooch 12', 77' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl 28', 86'
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10' McJesus
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The Shork Tank Attendance: 41 |
| 28 November 2019 | /mdck/
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3–2 | /cantpucks/
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| 21:30 |
Cake Eater 26' Spazway 33'Troy Terry 38'
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21' Punished Henrik 60' Swedish Twink
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The Pond Attendance: 43 |
Week 4
| 5 December 2019 | /wongs/
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3–1 | /avs/
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| 18:00 |
AbdelGOAT 45+0' SuperMantha 88'Captain Larkin 90+3'
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27' Miggo Ran Tan Don 24' Fuck Detroit
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The Baddest Bowl Attendance: 35 |
| 5 December 2019 | /cherry/
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3–3 (a.e.t.) | /stors/
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| 18:30 |
Don Cherry 45+3', 59', 78'
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4', 61' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 15' American Hero Mike Modano 82' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
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Coach's Corner Attendance: 36 | |
| Penalties | ||||
Don Cherry  Watch this here  Lemme Tell ya Let's go You People Comparisons to Bobby Orr Toranna Good Canadian Boy
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6–7 | American Hero Mike Modano Beast Mode Jamie Benn Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals Absolutely Radulov Basedkanen Beeg Ben Bishop YOU CAN'T DO THAT BIG RIG Jamie Oleksiak
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| 5 December 2019 | /komets/
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3–2 | /vgk/
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| 19:00 |
RIP Bob Chase 59', 69' Icy D. Eagle 65'
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25' Wild Bill Karlsson 73' Max Patio-ready
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The Coliseum Attendance: 34 |
| 5 December 2019 | /flyera/
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1–3 | /mdck/
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| 19:30 |
Legion of Doom 32'
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28' Spazway 34', 41' Troy Terry 28' Young Steel Hattrick
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Spectrum II Attendance: 33 |
| 5 December 2019 | /ncaah/
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0–1 | /isles/
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| 20:00 |
48' Brass 26' Nelshit
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The Frozen Four Attendance: 31 |
| 5 December 2019 | /oilels/
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3–1 | /jerks/
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| 20:30 |
THE FINAL SOLUTION 21' McJesus 39'James "The Real Deal" Neal 68'
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52' Rod Fucking Brind'Amour
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Rogers Arena Attendance: 36 |
| 5 December 2019 | /shorks/
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1–2 (a.e.t.) | /laffs/
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| 21:00 Note: Match ended at 102:54 |
Jumbo Joe 85'
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83' Ausitm Matthews 103' Greedy Swede 100' Babsocks
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The Shork Tank Attendance: 37 |
| 5 December 2019 | /cantpucks/
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2–4 | /cbj/
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| 21:30 |
Swedish Twink 10' Mean Matt 52'
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14', 90+2' Nyquil 74', 84' PLD
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Rogers Arena Attendance: 36 |
Week 5
| 12 December 2019 | /komets/
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2–1 (a.e.t.) | /flyera/
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| 18:00 Note: Match ended at 97:02 |
Rob Laird 71' Mason Bergh 98'
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83' Bobby C 33' Legion of Doom
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The Coliseum Attendance: 36 |
| 12 December 2019 | /cbj/
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3–0 | /laffs/
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| 18:30 |
Nyquil 28' PLD 33', 58'
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Nationwide Arena Attendance: 39 |
| 12 December 2019 | /isles/
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3–0 | /wongs/
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| 19:00 |
The Anders Man 11' Fuck the Chinese 59'Bail me out 87'
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The Barn Attendance: 46 |
| 12 December 2019 | /jerks/
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2–1 | /cherry/
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| 19:30 Note: Whalers Night |
Rod Fucking Brind'Amour 69' Erik "Bo-time" Haula 90+3'
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68' Don Cherry
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The PNC Attendance: 46 |
| 12 December 2019 | /stors/
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4–1 | /shorks/
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| 20:00 |
Beast Mode Jamie Benn 13', 49', 71' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 78'
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28' Jumbo Joe 29' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
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The AAC Attendance: 41 |
| 12 December 2019 | /vgk/
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5–2 | /mdck/
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| 20:30 |
Wild Bill Karlsson 14' Just Tuch it in 44'March-Assault 49', 90+4'/lifelong/ 85'
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58', 78' Off the Fllor, on the Board 90+2' Spazyway
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The Fortress Attendance: 41 |
| 12 December 2019 | /avs/
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3–0 | /cantpucks/
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| 21:00 Note: /avs/ Fuck Detroit is suspended for this match |
Miggo Ran Tan Don 16' Nate Big Mack 36', 48'
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9' Thanks for Nothing
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Mile High Attendance: 42 |
| 12 December 2019 | /oilels/
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2–1 | /ncaah/
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| 21:30 |
THE FINAL SOLUTION 34' James "The Real Deal" Neal 77'
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75' Belpot 36' Umass Low
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Rogers Arena Attendance: 42 |
Week 6
| 19 December 2019 | /laffs/
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2–0 | /komets/
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| 18:00 |
Johnny Fucking Star Wars 11', 76'
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Maple Laff Square Attendance: 36 |
| 19 December 2019 | /cherry/
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6–3 | /wongs/
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| 18:30 |
Don Cherry 2', 74' Lemme Tell ya 45+2'Watch this here 62'Good Canadian Boy 86'Rock'em Sock'em Hockey 90+0'
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55' (pen.) Ol'Reliable 61' SuperMantha 84' Captain Larkin
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Coach's Corner Attendance: 37 |
| 19 December 2019 | /jerks/
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Match 43 | /isles/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 |
| 19 December 2019 | /flyera/
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Match 44 | /cbj/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:30 |
| 19 December 2019 | /vgk/
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Match 45 | /ncaah/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20:00 |
| 19 December 2019 | /avs/
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Match 46 | /stors/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20:30 |
| 19 December 2019 | /cantpucks/
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Match 47 | /shorks/
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| 21:00 |
| 19 December 2019 | /mdck/
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Match 48 | /oilels/
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| 21:30 |
Posteseason
Playoff Round 1
Playoff Round 2
/wongs/
/cbj/
Exports
Exports can be found here.
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