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/isles/

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/isles/ - Islanders

Founded

1972

Manager

Barry Trotz

IRL manager

音1/2 !!JbuKXRVaLHI

Team colors

Chat color

011DC6
Nassau Blue

Top scorer

(0)

Top assister

(0)

Captain

The Anders Man

Website

/isles/ - Islanders

Nickname

No nickname

Historic performance

0	1	2			3				0%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
5	8	-3

Biggest win
TBD	–	TBD


Biggest defeat
TBD	–	TBD


First match
/trb/	3–2	/isles/
1/19/19

Team music

Anthem

Rock N' Roll Part 2

Goal horn	Crowd Chant (with the YES YES YES chant)
Goal's after the first	WE DIDNT START THE FIRE

Kits

Roster

No.

Position

Player

40

	GK

Varly

8

	CB

Belmont Bound

53

	CB

Dobgod

15

	CB

FIFTEEN YEARS

2

	DMF

BASED Nick Leddy

29

	LMF

Nelshit

47

	RMF

Koivula Krew

12

	CMF

Bail me out

18

	AMF

Questionable Drafting Choices

13

	AMF

Matt Barzam

27

	CF

The Anders Man

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Greissey Boi

94

	CB

>rags

66

	CB

Wasted talent

17

	CB

MC2 Line

16

	CB

Ladd Line

6

	CB

Ryan Pu-glock

42

	DMF

Memefield

25

	DMF

Toews(D)

20

	CMF

Lethargic Old Man

80

	CMF

Endless Nostalgia

0

	AMF

Fuck The Chinese

72

	AMF

WE DONT NEED YOU

Exports for /sp/ Bowl

Anthem and Horn

Anthem: Rock and Roll Part 2
Victory Anthem:Billy Joel: Piano Man
First Goal horn: Islanders Goal Horn (with the YES YES YES chant)
Goals onward: Billy Joel: We didnt start the fire

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 19, 2019	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	3-2 L	Fort Neverlose Rebooted 11' Just Tip It In 80'
January 20, 2019	/oilels/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	3-1 L	Brock "Twenty goals a year" Nelson 77'
January 25, 2019	/copalib/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	2-2 D	Just Tip it in 22', 57'

Rivalries

/rags/ - Battle of New York	One team is a shitty Original 6 franchise, the other is a successful expansion team with four championships in a row. Despite the >rags winning a cup in 1994, that shit doesnt count since they bought that cup and needed seven games to beat the fucking canucks. Nice record against us at barclays also lmaoooooo
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-==History==
-The New York Islanders were part of the 1972 NHL expansion, which made way for 14 teams in the NHL. However, the Islanders only came into fruition because of some jealousy from the {{greentext|rags}}. Thanks to a new arena in Nassau county, the islanders were born, and became a very successful team in their young existence, winning the division multiple times, and even winning the Stan Lee cup {{tt|four times in a row|Fun fact: The isles still are the last team to do this in American sports. Only the Yankees came close in 2001, but choked that to Arizona}}. There also were some of hockeys best on those teams, like Dennis Potvin, Bobby Nystrom, Clark Gilles, Billy Smith, and Mike Bossy. However, the 80's is the last this team saw relevance besides a miracle run in 1993 to the Eastern Conference Finals, which had them overcome a 3-1 series deficit to the reigning Back-To-Back Stanley Cup Champions Penguins. They got trounced by Montreal, and didn't win a playoff series for another 23 years until {{tt|John Tavares|TRAITOR}} scored a 2OT goal against the {{tt|Panthers|Irrelevant gay team}} to make it past the first round. Btw did I mention we were a dynasty?
-==The Islanders Roster==
+==Roster==
 {{sq start|bg=#011dc6|fg=#fe902f}}
-{{sq start player |no=40 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Swedish Drunkard|After leaving buffalo he changed into a vezina caliber goalie.}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=40 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Varly|Well shit lehners gone whats the next nutcase we can take}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Wahls|Hopefully not a bust.}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Belmont Bound|Finally a new stadium}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=53 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Dobgod|TWO memorial cups in two years while playing in the QMJHL. Solid D-man}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=15 |pos=CB |name={{tt|FIFTEEN YEARS|Rick DiPietro might be the worst first overall pick that wasn't Alexander Daige}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|BASED Nick Leddy|Not the Commissioner, but an average defenseman. Cucked the blackhawks well for that trade also.}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=29 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Brock "Twenty Goals A Year" Nelson|Hes pure trade bait but please take him for your next playoff run. I swear he doesnt have like 19 goals in the first three months then one when its playoff hunt time}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=29 |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Nelshit|Somehow our 2C now? }}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=47 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Filps and Koms|With finns you win!}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=47 |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Koivula Krew|The better finn in NYC}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Bail me out|So your getting outshot 14-0 in the 3rd period tied 3-3? Lemme just score in the final 90 slateeconds to win it for th isles}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Bail me out|How the hell is he good yet shit?}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Questionable Draft Choices|Beauvilliar was a great pick, but was everyone else before him and barzal good?}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Questionable Drafting Choices|Beauvilliar was a great pick, but was everyone else before him and barzal good?}}}}
 {{sq silver player |no=13 |pos=AMF |name= {{tt|Matt Barzam|Elite and Muscular Seattle kid takes the spot of JT and scores a natural hat trick against Toronto and basically your stupid }}}}
-{{sq gold player |no=27 |pos=CF |name= {{tt|Just Tip it in|Anders Lee really likes to tip in long range shots.}}{{captain}}}}
+{{sq gold player |no=27 |pos=CF |name= {{tt|The Anders Man|Blessed Minnysoda boy}}{{captain}}}}
 {{sq mid|bg=#011dc6|fg=#fe902f}}
 {{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Greissey Boi|based german goaltending}}}}
-{{sq player |no=94 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|rags|THIRTEEN of the past fifteen games between the two have gone to the islanders. Are you even trying rags?}}}}}}
+{{sq player |no=94 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|rags|Kakko and panarin arent the savoirs in manhattan. Go back to the cellars}}}}}}
-{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Wasted talent|We have been waiting ages for you to git gud and yet you still are shit EDIT: We apologize for saying that you are shit}}}}
+{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Wasted talent|H-He'll play soon! He needs more time!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name={{tt|MC2|Defacto best fourth line in hockey.}}}}
+{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name={{tt|MC2 Line|Defacto best fourth line in hockey.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Ladd Line|FUCK YOU SNOW. Made us sign Andrew Ladd for 7 years yet he just sits on the IR all the damn time. Go die in a fire}}}}
+{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Ladd Line|Hop on, you'll be stuck on the IR for a loooong time}}}}
 {{sq player |no=6 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Ryan Pu-glock|Rips a filthy slapshot like Shea Weber, but cant defend for shit, just like weber}}}}
-{{sq player |no=42 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Memefield|Can you clear the puck on the penalty kill? Our P.K was garbage anyway}}}}
+{{sq player |no=42 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Memefield|oh shit he finally blossomed because of trotz}}}}
 {{sq player |no=25 |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Toews(D)|He isn't the Blackhawks legend, but he is a nice young rookie that'll make Peleech get sent back down. EDIT: He can score but Peleech cost us the fucking game.}}}}
-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|NO LIGHTS|Barclays center not only is inadequate for hockey, it also has a shit light system}}}}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Lethargic Old Man|Lou did fuck all in an offseason when everyone in the metro got marginally better. Lets see how it pays off}}}}
 {{sq player |no=80 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Endless Nostalgia|MUH NYSTROM. MUH TONELLI. MUH FOUR IN A ROW. DONT FORGET IT BECAUSE THATS ALL WE HAVE}}}}
-{{sq player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Fuck The Chinese|Thanks Wang for your ownership of nearly moving us. The lighthouse project could've stopped us from going to brooklyn}}}}
+{{sq player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Fuck The Chinese|Thanks wang for making this team a laughing stock for about a good decade}}}}
-{{sq player |no=72 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Fort Neverlose Rebooted|Why couldn't we play here for the 2016 season again?}}}}
+{{sq player |no=72 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|WE DONT NEED YOU|The best night the islanders ever had against toronto}}}}
 {{sq end}}

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