/jp/ Roster

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Roster

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos. Name Picture Description Playstyle
  GK
Captain Meido Captainmeido.jpg The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?

-Original model by yas

Offensive Goalkeeper
  GK
Akane-Chan SEYANAAAAAAA

-Original model by kur

Offensive Goalkeeper

Defenders

Pos. Name Picture Description Playstyle
  CB
Ohayou Ohayou.png Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor.

-Original model by みるちお

  CB
(´・ω・`) Shobon.jpeg An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. NOTE TO COMMENTATORS: It's pronounced syobon, Defensive FB
  RB
Why is /jp/ so shitty? Bawson.jpg One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?". Build Up
  CB
I can feel it in my bones Mima confirmed.jpg Touhou 16 is about the four seasons, now let's take a look at Mima. She has a sun in her hat, that's Summer. Her clothes are blue, Winter. Her hair is green, Spring. She is a ghost, when do ghosts come out? On Halloween, and when does Halloween take place? That's right on Autumn. Mima confirmed final boss in Touhou 16. PS=N/A
  RB
wich2huwudufuq Getting a piece of that clown.PNG A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them.

-Original model by Cresato,Yas,Kome-ken

Defensive FB
  LB
Billy Herrington Popular icon of the Gachimugi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7 Defensive FB
  LB
Autism Autism.png A quality that every /jp/sie should have. It allows you to perfom feats such as 1CCing every Touhou game on Lunatic or learning Japanese for the sole purpose of reading VNs. Rumour says that if your autism is strong enough you get rewarded with a government paycheck every month. Living the dream. Defensive FB
  RB
Chu-Chu Reimu a chu chu
  CB
TAKE IT EASY! Takeiteasy.jpg These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.
  CB
Beato *cackles*
  CB
Ero Ruins Eroge Nakadashi.jpg Mollusks.

Midfielders

Attackers

Pos. Name Picture Description Playstyle
  CMF
Sachiko Sachiko.jpg Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her.

By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.

Classic Number 10
  CMF
YUA Vtuber on /jp/ thats loved for her breasts. She pails in comparison to her other counterparts due to how unorthodox the way her videos get translated The Destroyer
  AMF
Japanese Bird Japanesebird.jpg A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaguetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage. The Destroyer
  AMF
sage Sage.png sage has lived better times. Ever since he became invisible, people seem to have forgotten he exists and have stopped using him, even as a downvote. But his invisibility has a silver lining to it, since he now can sneak into the opponent's goal without being spotted by the defense. Not a very ethical tactic, but you gotta play dirty sometimes. Hole Player
  AMF
Get out of /jp/ Marisa get out of jp.png Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent striker for the team.

During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling to remind them to get out.

-Original model by Ki

Creative Playmaker
  DMF
Corndog Tenshi Corndogtenshi.png Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs.

-Original model by alva

Anchor Man
Marisa1.png Marisa2.png Marisa3.png Marisa4.png Marisa5.png
  DMF
Fumos Fumos.jpg A brand of Touhou plushies that are popular on /jp/ due to their cuteness, their wide variety of characters and for being generally affordable. The Destroyer
  DMF
Flanfly Flanfly.png It's always 2AM somewhere.

-Original model by Suke

Hole Player
Pos. Name Picture Description Playstyle
  CF
Cirno Cirno.jpg Sometimes idoitic, always boastful, Cirno is a midfielder with an ice cold touch and a red hot passion Target Man