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|manager= {{anonymous|Raimonds Vējonis }}
|manager= {{anonymous|Raimonds Vējonis }}
|owner= {{Anonymous|European Union }}
|owner= {{Anonymous|European Union }}
|irl=  {{Anonymous|JunoIvanovich }}
|irl=  {{tt|Gone West|You can manage /latvia/, but only if you are latvian. Vatniks fuck off}}
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|captain= Karlis Ulmanis
|captain= Karlis Ulmanis
|nickname= The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
|nickname= The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
|w= 0
|w= 5
|d= 0
|d= 1
|l= 0
|l= 5
|gf= 0
|gf= 24
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|ga= 14
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|anthem= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5kysNkKGk
|anthem= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5kysNkKGk
|a_title= Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
|a_title= Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
|altanthem1= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRtAd9na_7I
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsRn9VKfehY
|altanthem1_title= Gacho - Spriditis
|altanthem1_title= Jānis Sproģis - Kad ar uzvaru
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|althorn1= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8MjxE040IM
|althorn1= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8MjxE040IM
|altgh1_title= Reigani - Tere Tere Traktor
|altgh1_title= Reigani - Tere Tere Traktors
|altgh1_what= Goalhorn
|altgh1_what= Goalhorn
|althorn2= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLiqbthX3K8
|altgh2_title= Zem Mūsu Kājām - Anthem of the Latvian SS Divisions
|altgh2_title= Latvian SS Legion Song - "Teufelslied" (Latvian version of SS Marschiert in Feindesland)
|altgh2_what= Karlis Ulmanis Goalhorn
|altgh2_what= Karlis Ulmanis and Latvian SS Legion Goalhorn
|althorn3= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJmrWTAbrk
|althorn3= //www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc
|altgh3_title= TRANSLEITERIS - MELNAIS BEMBIS
|altgh3_title= XS Project - Бочка,басс,колбасер
|altgh3_what= Not Russian Goalhorn
|altgh3_what= Not Slavs Goalhorn
}}
}}


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==Roster==
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player  |no= 2  |pos=GK  |name=Rye Bread }}
{{sq start player  |no= 2  |pos=GK  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="YUMMY">Rye Bread</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 1  |pos=CB  |name=Poorest }}
{{sq start player  |no= 1  |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Fucking Estonians">Yuropoor</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 92  |pos=CB  |name=Remove Communism }}
{{sq start player  |no= 92  |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="50 years of was enough">Remove Communism</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 44  |pos=RB  |name=Latvian Legion }}
{{sq start player  |no= 44  |pos=RB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Looks like Germany is winning I might as well join up, what could possibly go wrong">Latvian SS Legion</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 49  |pos=LB  |name=Gulag for you }}
{{sq start player  |no= 49  |pos=LB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Thanks Stalin">Gulag 4 u</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 13 |pos=CMF  |name=Livonian Order }}
{{sq start player  |no= 13 |pos=CMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Grunwald never happened">Livonian Order</span></span> }}
{{sq start player  |no= 7  |pos=CMF  |name=WHERE? }}
{{sq start player  |no= 7  |pos=CMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="So is it like somewhere in Asia?">WHERE?</span></span> }}
{{sq silver player |no= 12  |pos=AMF  |name=Potato }}
{{sq silver player |no= 12  |pos=AMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="DON'T TOUCH POTATO">Potato</span></span> }}
{{sq silver player |no= 90  |pos=DMF  |name=Non-citizen }}
{{sq silver player |no= 90  |pos=DMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="No, I don't want to learn the language and culture">Gib vote rights</span></span> }}
{{sq gold player  |no= 14 |pos=SS  |name=Not Russian }}
{{sq gold player  |no= 14 |pos=SS  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="We are BALTIC">Not Slavs</span></span> }}
{{sq gold player  |no= 36 |pos=CF  |name=Karlis Ulmanis {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player  |no= 36 |pos=CF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Was a Latvian nationalist, who espoused the slogan Latvia for Latvians, not a multinational state with traditional Baltic German elites and Jewish entrepreneurial class. You could say he is the Donald Trump of Latvia. Organized a military coup and succeeded due ineffectiveness of the parliament, made a cult of personality of himself and during his rule the country experienced an economic boom.">Karlis Ulmanis</span></span> }} {{captain}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no= 4 |pos=GK  |name= /balt/ }}
{{sq player |no= 4 |pos=GK  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="The best way to defeat communism is to make a giant road of people">The Baltic way</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no=  89|pos=LB  |name= The Baltic Way }}
{{sq player |no=  89|pos=LB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="A terrible place that you should visit">/balt/</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 15 |pos=RB  |name= Fuck Putin }}
{{sq player |no= 15 |pos=RB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="No Putin we don't want to a part of your 'Empire' ">HISTORIC BORDERS MY ASS</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 50 |pos=CB  |name= German Barons }}
{{sq player |no= 50 |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Telling us we are shit since 1202">German Barons</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 16 |pos=CB  |name= FUCK THIS COUNTRY }}
{{sq player |no= 16 |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Looks like the UK is no longer an option"> Latvian Immigrant</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=CB  |name= Ostland}}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=CB  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="PREPARE YOUR HOES">ITS CROPS SEASON MOTHERFUCKER</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 10 |pos=DMF  |name= Not Austria}}
{{sq player |no= 10 |pos=DMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT FROM AUSTRIA">>Austria</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 40 |pos=CMF  |name= Occupied-reoccupied }}
{{sq player |no= 40 |pos=CMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Trump don't leave us">NATO pls protect</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=CMF  |name= Latvian Riflemen }}
{{sq player |no= 17 |pos=CMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="We hate the Russians, but we hate the Germans even more">Latvian Riflemen</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 45 |pos=AMF  |name= LSSR}}
{{sq player |no= 45 |pos=AMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="FORCED">LSSR</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 22 |pos=DMF  |name= BACON BUNS}}
{{sq player |no= 22 |pos=DMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="OMOMOM">Bacon buns</span></span> }}
{{sq player |no= 23 |pos=CMF  |name= VODKA LOVE}}
{{sq player |no= 23 |pos=CMF  |name=<span class="fn"><span class="explain" title="Vislabākais Lektors">Hektors</span></span> }}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==Roster Description==
==Exports==
Export: [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwhiFyhq_wyfYS1vQVVvQnlzODg Tactical export] <br>
Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwhiFyhq_wyfSjczaGVYc3BMb0k Aesthetic export] <br>
Other: [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwhiFyhq_wyfNDg2d2NFWlFmR2M Music export] <br>
== Matches==
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
|-
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#800000;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| Spetember 2, 2016
| {{team away|sco}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|5-2 L
|<small> {{goal|12}} Livonian Order<br> {{goal|18}} Not Russian </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 4, 2016
| {{team away|fr}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{yel|82}} German Barons<br> {{goal|77}} Vodka Love</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffCC"
| September 9, 2016
| {{team away|kanto}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|4-2 W
|<small>Karlis Umanis {{goal|8||11|}} <br> Non-Citizen {{goal|32|}} <br> Not Russian {{goal|81|}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 10, 2016
| {{team away|csa}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|4-0 L
|<small>{{yel|71||}}, {{sent off|1|77}} Livonian Order</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 2 September 2017
|{{team away|ita}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small> {{goal|90+1}} Yuropoor<br>{{goal|90+4}} Karlis Ulmanis</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 3 September 2017
|{{team away|ussr}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small> {{goal|18}} Not Slavs</small>
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 8 September 2017
|{{team away|hoenn}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small> {{goal|48||90+4}} Karlis Ulmanis</small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 9 September 2017
|{{team away|ex-yu}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|3-0 W
|<small> {{goal|37||75}} Not Slavs<br>{{goal|53}} Potato</small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 10 September 2017
|{{team away|tsab}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|0-0 (5-6 pen.) L
|<small> </small>
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 12 December 2017
|{{team away|hsg}}
|align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small> {{goal|53}} Latvian SS Legion<br>{{goal|73||90+4}} Not Slavs</small>


{| class="wikitable"
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
|-
| 14 December 2017
! Player !! Description
|{{team away|garupan}}
|-
|align=center|[[Omegacup 2017]]
| Rye Bread|| The most delicious bread in my opinion. And apparently western counties don't have it. How?
|align=center|1-2 L
|-
|<small> {{goal|66}} Karlis Ulmanis</small>
| Poorest || Latvia is the most poorest country in the Eurozone. I see that joining the euro currency really helped us (not really).
|-
| Remove Communism || Lenin promised Latvia independence if they would fight against the Czar. A year later he broke that promise by attempting to invade the territory and create a puppet government, he failed. In 1940 Stalin gave an ultimatum and succeeded. NEVER AGAIN.
|-
| Latvian Legion || People fueled by hatred towards the communists joined the ranks of the Legion to get revenge for their land and family. SEIG HEIL!
|-
| Gulag for you ||  34,000 people were sent on a vacation to Siberia.
|-
| Livonian Order || Oh you don't want to accept Christianity, fine WE WILL CONQUER YOUR ASSES. DEUS VULT!
|-
| WHERE? || "Is it in Latin America?" - a way to trigger a Latvian.
|-
| Potato || The most consumed vegetable in Latvia, even so that foreigners started to make jokes about it.
|-
| Non-citizen || Give voting rights. No I don't want to learn the language, history and culture of people.
|-
| Not Russian || "You are Slavs right?" -  Also an easiest way to trigger a Latvian.
|-
| Karlis Ulmanis ||  Was a Latvian nationalist, who espoused the slogan "Latvia for Latvians" which meant that Latvia was to be a Latvian nation state, not a multinational state with traditional Baltic German elites and Jewish entrepreneurial class. You could say he is the Donald Trump of Latvia. Organized a military coup due ineffectiveness of the parliament, made a cult of personality of himself and during his rule the country experienced an economic boom.
|-
| /balt/ || A terrible place that you should visit.
|-
| The Baltic Way|| The most effective way to to fight communism is to make a line of people expanding through 3 nation capitals.
|-
| Fuck Putin || Latvians really don't like him for obvious reasons.
|-
| German Barons || Oh is this your land? Now I own the land and you.
|-
| FUCK THIS COUNTRY || Latvia regained independence in 1990. 25 years have passed and the country lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life.
|-
| Ostland || Thank you free us form those communist pigs, yes we also hate the Jews, lets kill them all.
|-
| Not Austria || "You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar.
|-
| Occupied-reoccupied || During its history Latvia was occupied by the Germans, then by the polish, then by the sewed, then by polish again, then swedes, polish and Russians, then by Russians and Swedish, then by the Russians,then by the Germans, independence, soviets, nazis, soviets, independence.
|-
| Latvian Riflemen || Were formed during during WW1 to fight the Germans. Fueled by hatred toward the German Barons and wanted to get of German Baron rule. FOR THE CZAR!
|-
| LSSR || Stalin gives Latvians a new hot mix-tape he has been preparing.
|-
|BACON BUNS || A very delicious pastry that Latvians enjoy. Wait, Western countries don't have them. WHAT?
|-
| VODKA LOVE || From Slavs we inherited the love for alcohol. " EY Janis its Construction Worker day, lets drink for that".
|-
|}
|}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Revision as of 05:40, 4 September 2019

/latvia/
Tēvzemei un Brīvībai
Latvia logo.png
/latvia/ - Latvija
Founded 18 November, 1918
Manager Raimonds Vējonis
Owner European Union
IRL manager Gone West
Team color
HEX color 800000
Blood red
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Karlis Ulmanis
Website /latvia/ - Latvija
Nickname The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
5 1 5 11 45.45%
GF GA GD
24 14 +10
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
Victory Anthem Jānis Sproģis - Kad ar uzvaru
Goalhorn Reigani - Tere Tere Traktors
Karlis Ulmanis and Latvian SS Legion Goalhorn Latvian SS Legion Song - "Teufelslied" (Latvian version of SS Marschiert in Feindesland)
Not Slavs Goalhorn XS Project - Бочка,басс,колбасер
Kits


Introduction

Welcome to the small country of Latvia. NO POTATO JOKES or I'll stab you.

Potato.png

Roster

No. Position Player
2
  GK
Rye Bread
1
  CB
Yuropoor
92
  CB
Remove Communism
44
  RB
Latvian SS Legion
49
  LB
Gulag 4 u
13
  CMF
Livonian Order
7
  CMF
WHERE?
12
  AMF
Potato
90
  DMF
Gib vote rights
14
  SS
Not Slavs
36
  CF
Karlis Ulmanis Captain
No. Position Player
4
  GK
The Baltic way
89
  LB
/balt/
15
  RB
HISTORIC BORDERS MY ASS
50
  CB
German Barons
16
  CB
Latvian Immigrant
17
  CB
ITS CROPS SEASON MOTHERFUCKER
10
  DMF
>Austria
40
  CMF
NATO pls protect
17
  CMF
Latvian Riflemen
45
  AMF
LSSR
22
  DMF
Bacon buns
23
  CMF
Hektors

Exports

Export: Tactical export
Aesthetics: Aesthetic export
Other: Music export

Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
Spetember 2, 2016 Sco icon.png /sco/ Multinational Bowl 1 5-2 L Goal 12' Livonian Order
Goal 18' Not Russian
September 4, 2016 Fr icon.png /fr/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-3 L Booked 82' German Barons
Goal 77' Vodka Love
September 9, 2016 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-2 W Karlis Umanis Goal 8', 11'
Non-Citizen Goal 32'
Not Russian Goal 81'
September 10, 2016 Csa icon.png /csa/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-0 L Booked 71', Yellow cardRed card 77' Livonian Order
2 September 2017 Ita icon.png /ita/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-1 W Goal 90+1' Yuropoor
Goal 90+4' Karlis Ulmanis
3 September 2017 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-0 W Goal 18' Not Slavs
8 September 2017 Hoenn icon.png /hoenn/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-2 D Goal 48', 90+4' Karlis Ulmanis
9 September 2017 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Multinational Bowl 2 3-0 W Goal 37', 75' Not Slavs
Goal 53' Potato
10 September 2017 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-0 (5-6 pen.) L
12 December 2017 Hsg icon.png /hsg/ Omegacup 2017 3-2 W Goal 53' Latvian SS Legion
Goal 73', 90+4' Not Slavs
14 December 2017 Garupan icon.png /garupan/ Omegacup 2017 1-2 L Goal 66' Karlis Ulmanis


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