/latvia/

/latvia/
Tēvzemei un Brīvībai
/latvia/ - Latvija
Founded 18 November, 1918 Manager Raimonds Vējonis Owner European Union IRL manager JunoIvanovich Team color HEX color 800000 Blood red Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Karlis Ulmanis Website /latvia/ - Latvija Nickname The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija Victory Anthem Gacho - Spriditis Goalhorn Reigani - Tere Tere Traktor Karlis Ulmanis Goalhorn Zem Mūsu Kājām - Anthem of the Latvian SS Divisions Not Russian Goalhorn TRANSLEITERIS - MELNAIS BEMBIS
Kits

Introduction

Welcome to the small country of Latvia. NO POTATO JOKES or I'll stab you.

Roster

No. Position Player 2   GK Rye Bread 1   CB Poorest 92   CB Remove Communism 44   RB Latvian Legion 49   LB Gulag for you 13   CMF Livonian Order 7   CMF WHERE? 12   AMF Potato 90   DMF Non-citizen 14   SS Not Russian 36   CF Karlis Ulmanis

No. Position Player 4   GK /balt/ 89   LB The Baltic Way 15   RB Fuck Putin 50   CB German Barons 16   CB FUCK THIS COUNTRY 17   CB Ostland 10   DMF Not Austria 40   CMF Occupied-reoccupied 17   CMF Latvian Riflemen 45   AMF LSSR 22   DMF BACON BUNS 23   CMF VODKA LOVE

Roster Description

Player	Description
Rye Bread	The most delicious bread in my opinion. And apparently western counties don't have it. How?
Poorest	Latvia is the most poorest country in the Eurozone. I see that joining the euro currency really helped us (not really).
Remove Communism	Lenin promised Latvia independence if they would fight against the Czar. A year later he broke that promise by attempting to invade the territory and create a puppet government, he failed. In 1940 Stalin gave an ultimatum and succeeded. NEVER AGAIN.
Latvian Legion	People fueled by hatred towards the communists joined the ranks of the Legion to get revenge for their land and family. SEIG HEIL!
Gulag for you	34,000 people were sent on a vacation to Siberia.
Livonian Order	Oh you don't want to accept Christianity, fine WE WILL CONQUER YOUR ASSES. DEUS VULT!
WHERE?	"Is it in Latin America?" - a way to trigger a Latvian.
Potato	The most consumed vegetable in Latvia, even so that foreigners started to make jokes about it.
Non-citizen	Give voting rights. No I don't want to learn the language, history and culture of people.
Not Russian	"You are Slavs right?" - Also an easiest way to trigger a Latvian.
Karlis Ulmanis	Was a Latvian nationalist, who espoused the slogan "Latvia for Latvians" which meant that Latvia was to be a Latvian nation state, not a multinational state with traditional Baltic German elites and Jewish entrepreneurial class. You could say he is the Donald Trump of Latvia. Organized a military coup due ineffectiveness of the parliament, made a cult of personality of himself and during his rule the country experienced an economic boom.
/balt/	A terrible place that you should visit.
The Baltic Way	The most effective way to to fight communism is to make a line of people expanding through 3 nation capitals.
Fuck Putin	Latvians really don't like him for obvious reasons.
German Barons	Oh is this your land? Now I own the land and you.
FUCK THIS COUNTRY	Latvia regained independence in 1990. During 25 years in lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life.
Ostland	Thank you free us form those communist pigs, yes we also hate the Jews, lets kill them all.
Not Austria	"You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar.
Occupied-reoccupied	During its history Latvia was occupied by the Germans, then by the polish, then by the sewed, then by polish again, then swedes, polish and Russians, then by Russians and Swedish, then by the Russians,then by the Germans, independence, soviets, nazis, soviets, independence.
Latvian Riflemen	Were formed during during WW1 to fight the Germans. Fueled by hatred toward the German Barons and wanted to get of German Baron rule. FOR THE CZAR!
LSSR	Stalin gives Latvians a new hot mix-tape he has been preparing.
BACON BUNS	A very delicious pastry that Latvians enjoy. Wait, Western countries don't have them. WHAT?
VODKA LOVE	From Slavs we inherited the love for alcohol. " EY Janis its Construction Worker day, lets drink for that".