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| FUCK THIS COUNTRY || Latvia regained independence in 1990. 25 years have passed and the country lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life. | | FUCK THIS COUNTRY || Latvia regained independence in 1990. 25 years have passed and the country lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life. | ||
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| Ostland || Thank you | | Ostland || Thank you freeing us form those communist pigs, yes we also hate the Jews, lets kill them all. | ||
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| Not Austria || "You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar. | | Not Austria || "You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar. |
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Introduction
Welcome to the small country of Latvia. NO POTATO JOKES or I'll stab you.
Roster
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Roster Description
Player | Description |
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Rye Bread | The most delicious bread in my opinion. And apparently western counties don't have it. How? |
Poorest | Latvia is the most poorest country in the Eurozone. I see that joining the euro currency really helped us (not really). |
Remove Communism | Lenin promised Latvia independence if they would fight against the Czar. A year later he broke that promise by attempting to invade the territory and create a puppet government, he failed. In 1940 Stalin gave an ultimatum and succeeded. NEVER AGAIN. |
Latvian Legion | People fueled by hatred towards the communists joined the ranks of the Legion to get revenge for their land and family. SEIG HEIL! |
Gulag for you | 34,000 people were sent on a vacation to Siberia. |
Livonian Order | Oh you don't want to accept Christianity, fine WE WILL CONQUER YOUR ASSES. DEUS VULT! |
WHERE? | "Is it in Latin America?" - a way to trigger a Latvian. |
Potato | The most consumed vegetable in Latvia, even so that foreigners started to make jokes about it. |
Non-citizen | Give voting rights. No I don't want to learn the language, history and culture of people. |
Not Russian | "You are Slavs right?" - Also a way to trigger a Latvian. |
Karlis Ulmanis | Was a Latvian nationalist, who espoused the slogan "Latvia for Latvians" which meant that Latvia was to be a Latvian nation state, not a multinational state with traditional Baltic German elites and Jewish entrepreneurial class. You could say he is the Donald Trump of Latvia. Organized a military coup and succeeded due ineffectiveness of the parliament, made a cult of personality of himself and during his rule the country experienced an economic boom. |
/balt/ | A terrible place that you should visit. |
The Baltic Way | The most effective way to to fight communism is to make a line of people expanding through 3 nation capitals. |
Fuck Putin | Latvians really don't like him for obvious reasons. |
German Barons | Oh is this your land? Now I own the land and you. |
FUCK THIS COUNTRY | Latvia regained independence in 1990. 25 years have passed and the country lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life. |
Ostland | Thank you freeing us form those communist pigs, yes we also hate the Jews, lets kill them all. |
Not Austria | "You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar. |
Occupied-reoccupied | During its history Latvia was occupied by the Germans, then by the polish, then by the Swedish, then by polish again, then swedes, polish and Russians, then by Russians and Swedish, then by the Russians,then by the Germans, independence, soviets, nazis, soviets, independence. |
Latvian Riflemen | Were formed during during WW1 to fight the Germans. Fueled by hatred toward the German Barons and wanted to get of German Baron rule. FOR THE CZAR! |
LSSR | Stalin gives Latvians his new hot mix-tape he has been preparing. |
BACON BUNS | A very delicious pastry that Latvians enjoy. Wait, Western countries don't have them. WHAT? |
VODKA LOVE | From Slavs we inherited the love for alcohol. " EY Janis its Construction Worker day, lets drink for that". |