The /lolg/ roster as of /vg/ League 16
Current Roster
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OPEN MID
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Fuck this brain dead team. If only that stubborn support wouldn't keep voting no, I could have been in another game by now. PLEASE push down mid and finish the game.
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F-FREE STATS?
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YEP. FREE STATS.
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SAD CROC
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Feels bad man...
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I WANT TO GO SWIMMING IN LULU
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Fucking lulufags
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KILLING MACHINE
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You don't understand, with the right items Warwick becomes unstoppable. A killing machine. I get fed every game I play him because he is that good.
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NICE FEET
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"I want to suck on Zoe's toes and lick her feet all the way up to her tight space C****." -Feetposter
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ff15
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Down 10 cs after 10 minutes? ff15...Gave up first blood? ff15...Took first 2 drakes instead of securing top scuttle? ff15...
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>riven mains
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The most annoying fanbase in the game.
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UHHH LOLBABS?
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You can't defend this. You literally cannot defend such a shit gameplay decision. Play a real man's game, like DOTA 2.
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FAKER
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THE GOAT!, The best the best can get, The "Lionel Messi of League of Legends"
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TOPLANE IMPACT
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The island. The fact that you can leave top alone for an entire game and they will still be as useful as if you camped for them all game, is why top lane is SO impactful.
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Bench
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BREAST WAIFU
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Xth for Breast Metal Waifu.
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TYLER1
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I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m fucking retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tyler1” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
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TONS OF DAMAGE
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Remember to buy trinity force to do TONES OF DAMAGE
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META GAME
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Daily reminder that not following the meta will get you banned.
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>NA
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>team open mid
>memeortals
>constantly losing games
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HAHAHA *SPLAT*
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le balanced ninja of shadows: Cleanse required Edition
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POST BUTT
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I need more pictures of that posterior.
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LITERALLY YASUO
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>yasuo mains Truly a life changing experience.
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>SCISSORS
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The new champ in town, armed with nothing but a pair of scissors. Nothing more fun then banning the newest champ in draft and watching the Gwencucks get mad.
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THIS TEITCH
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Playing lol just like a MMO? GENIUS I TELL YOU!
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SEX KING
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SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING. SEX KING IS COMING.
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UNBENCH THE KENCH
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UNBENCH THE KENCH
UNLOAD THE TOAD
UNCLOG THE FROG
UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT
PERMIT THE KERMIT
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>me unga >team bunga
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>me unga
>team bunga
>lose game
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FUNSUCKER
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CertainlyT brings us an AD Carry that does everything an AD Carry can do and does it the best. All hail the funsucker.
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THE SCRIPT
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WHAT AN UPSET NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING WE'RE GOING TO GAME 5 GET READY FOR SOME SILVER SCRAPES
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ANTHONY BURCH
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At least you're not Anthony Burch. Now hired by Riot edition.
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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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FUCKING TANKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY JUNGLE
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FOR MY FATHER (THE KING)
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Always in the meta. Flag, drag, and dunk shitters.
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TOP LEP
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>THE LITERAL CITY OF EU
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I WAS BOTTOM
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YOU IDIOTS
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BASED MANG
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Christian "TheRainMan" Kahmann will stand up for all of us shitters from his platinum 5 throne and save NA. Also permabanned by Rito.
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>0-10
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>play 9 games
>manage to lose 10
>lose to brazil
>NA SCENE
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me
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"Alright /lolg/, which one of you fuckers was this?"
"me"
"me"
"me"
"me"
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M E M E P I C K S
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If you know you're too shit to win, might as well pick something retarded to confuse the enemy.
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dodge the spears :^)
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Nidalee spears aren't OP, just dodge them :^)
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POST JHIN
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Jhinfags invading the thread and splerging over their beloved serial killer. Totally not Jhin behind the computer screen splerging over himself.
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BANDLEBRO
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Greatest drawfag to ever grace /lolg/. Best girl in Diamond who draws Yordles.
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JELLYMAD
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hehehe ever look up to a yordle
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Lyte
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Absolute cuck in charge of dealing with toxic behavior in League of Legends. >muh PhD
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THE ORDER IS GIVEN
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SHURIMA SHUFFLE
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/lolg/ was wrong again
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Listening to /lolg/'s advice will lead you straight to Challenger. Trust us.
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EDGEMASTER
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Aatrox, an edgy champion for edgy people.
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DEPTHS
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Nautilus is probably the best champion to play if you want your team to lose WIN the game.
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>CLG
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>win LCS
>go to worlds
>get easiest group
>lose to BRs
>don't advance
>bench your best players
>CLG
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GROSSCUCK
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>pay for girls you don't even know
>get cucked by pro players
>cry on your own stream about it
>get banned from twitch
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Krepedo
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OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT
IF IT BLEEDS IT BREEDS
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XAYAH ESTUP
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Silly boys, rawr~ ;3
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JENSEN
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FF PLEASE.
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>EU SCENE
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>Lose to every other team except EU
>G2-8
>EU SCENE
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>MARKSMAN SEASON
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ADC IN 2017 LUL
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HotshotGG
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Our guy George defeats the script and puts Reginald and Doublelift in the trash. He does it all.
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PLATSHITTER
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#FreeTomoka
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PIZZA DE CHAM
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WHO WANTS A PIZZA DE CHAM?
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METAGOLEM
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Spirit Visage, Sunfire, Iceborn, Titty Hydra, Swifties. Every game. On every champion.
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