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/lynch/
My most spiritual film
/lynch/ - Lynchian Nightmare
Founded March 19, 1977 Manager Naomi Watts Owner David Lynch IRL manager Suule Team colors Chat color 990000 Red Room Red Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Naomi Watts Website /lynch/ - Lynchian Nightmare Nickname Lynchians
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Twin Peaks (Theme) Victory Anthem Julee Cruise - Nightingale Goal horn David Bowie - I'm Deranged
Kits

Players

No. Position Player 1   GK Lady In The Radiator 2   CB Elephant Man 3   CB Rabbits 4   CB Angelo Badalamenti Soundtrack 5   DMF Dumbland 6   CMF Spencer 7   AMF BOB 8   LMF Mystery Man 9   RMF Alvin Straight 10   SS Naomi Watts 11   CF Agent Cooper

No. Position Player 12   GK Frank Booth 13   LB Sailor 14   LB What Inland Empire is really about?!?! 15   RB Crazy Clown Time 16   RB David Bowie 17   CB Man in the Planet 18   CB Surrealistic Neo-noir Thriller genre 19   DMF Dick Laurent is dead 20   DMF Horrible Lynchbaby 21   CMF Damn Fine Coffee 22   LMF The Cowboy 23   RMF The Yellow Man