/mlpol/

/mlpol/
Hoofler Did Nothing Wrong
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
Founded 1 April 2017 Manager John Elway Owner Atlas (mlpol.net) IRL manager plus !!IfFZMaPmcC7 Labris Team colors Extra team color HEX color FFFFFF Aryanne White Top scorer Aryanne (10) Top assister Aryanne (10) Captain Aryanne Website /mlpol/ - My Little Politics Nickname Nor/mlpol/ice
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 11 2 8 21 52.38%
GF GA GD 46 39 +7
Biggest win /mlpol/  7–1  /cg/ 23 September 2018 Biggest defeat /fsg/  4–1  /mlpol/ 9 July 2017 First match /ancap/  3–3  /mlpol/ 8 July 2017
/pol/eague Appearances 3 (First in /pol/eague 1) Best result Champions, /pol/eague 3
Team music
Anthem Die Blauen Dragoner Group Stage Victory Anthem Deutschland's Bard Knockout Stage Victory Anthem Hitler's Brew Anthem vs /ptg/ Open Up Your Eyes Goal horn In unserem Städtchen (In Our Town) [German] John Elway goal horn Are You Ready for Some Football Syriana goal horn Syrian Arab Army Song
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit Seventh kit Eighth kit Ninth kit

 /mlp/ and  /pol/ combining what could go wrong?

Introduction

Hailing from the proud tradition of its parent boards of  /mlp/ and  /pol/, /mlpol/ has inherited the best of both worlds. Its love of everything pony has allowed it to make a cheeky 90+ when needed along with being able to tactically out-maneuver the enemy. /mlpol/'s fans similarly come from one board if not to cheer the greatest thing to happen to both boards, whether it be screaming Giddy Up with joy being reminded of all the friends they made while being able to post horse porn or yelling Heil as they recollects the day where they were able to post in peace without shills or reddit. These days they hang out on their board on mlpol.net and prepare for the next games.

History

After having their board killed /mlpol/ was in the dark, they had to flee offsite in order to survive the mods who wanted nothing but their death. The community was fracturing and the individuals part of /mlpol/ that were willing to venture offsite rather than wait for their home to be restored were in low morale. But when one anon noticed that /pol/ was holding an invitational for /pol/ generals and other /pol/ related things he quickly notified the community who were more than willing to participate. However, the /mlpol/ management was new, being the only team with no experience in the /pol/eague. When they arrived at the battlefield against the ancaps the ancaps quickly took the lead scoring 3 goals in the first 40 minutes. However, in a twist of fate and with a bit of pony autism /mlpol/ managed to tied the game 3-3 with a 90++++ solidifying and showing the world that /mlpol/ was not meant to be treated lightly. Quickly /mlpol/ overran the crypto communists in a 2-1 game but were set back with /fsg/ made it so that their ability to move forward was dependent on how /ancap/ played against /sng/. As soon as the communists took /ancap/'s property /mlpol/ knew they were destined to fight to the end. Not soon after savoring their victory luck, they were up against /eire/. /eire/ faught hard but stood no match and with the fatal own goal that careful now made /mlpol/ would progress to fight /ptg/ in the finals. /mlpol/ fought hard, and after praise kek scored, they tired to recover. Leslie fired a shot but it fell off the side of the net and was cleared. /mlpol/ would have to settle for second but now everyone would know of their potential.

As soon as the first /pol/eague had ended the second seemed to begin. /mlpol/ started against /britpol/ who fell with 3-0. When /fsg/ came again though /mlpol/ yet again was not able to overcome their relentless assault however, they did not lose to the same degree only letting a single shot make it in. /mlpol/'s progression would be decided in the last game of the day, in which they faced /balk/. The match was even with neither side being able to find an advantage over the other, but with the end of the 80 minute /balk/ scored. But /mlpol/ would not suffer defeat, in a classic 90+ /mlpol/ managed to tie the game, solidifying /mlpol/'s advance into the knockouts. /mlpol/'s first opponent was /auspol/ and both teams would double in an epic battle where both were nearly scoring on each other left and right. It was 2-2 about to go into overtime when Syriana made it throw the /auspol/ defence and scored a 90+. /mlpol/ would progress to the semifinals, but this time /ancap/ was prepared not willing to let /mlpol/ equalize and left /mlpol/ to fight for third place. /mlpol/ would then fight /britpol/ again winning 4-2 this time. /mlpol/ might not have won this time but /mlpol/ made it into the top 3 again.

Eager for blood in their first rematch with /ptg/ since the 1st /pol/eague, John Elway took the lead in Football and American scoring 2 goals for a 2-0 shutout against reddit. Their initial momentum was short lived however as they suffered back-to-back 1-3 defeats. The first came from /cg/ who seemed blessed by God with quick rebounds and effective strategy. The second came from /tcr/ who effectively used their cheers and their general's obsessive hatred for My Little Pony to drive for the second /mlpol/ defeat. In spite of this, the Nazi Horsefuckers very narrowly maintained the necessary margin and managed to move on to the elimination rounds. In the quarter-finals they faced /italypol/ and early on seemed to have the same momentum as in the qualifiers but that quickly changed with Aryanne and Elway (who is Football forever more) scoring 2 and 1 goals respectively, moving on to the semi-finals with a 3-1 victory. In the semi-finals they faced /cg/ once again but their newfound surge kicked into high gear, scoring goal after goal against the previously victorious Christians. As though God had now forsaken them, /cg/ gave up 7 total goals including 2 to the man himself John Elway (who is not just Football but American, praise Football), as well as 1 to Syriana, Leslie Fair, Luftkreig (a new member of the roster, and Aryanne's daughter), and finally Fireaxe who scored 2 goals including a 90+ cuz why not? Jesus simply could not save them.

The finals were a harrowing match with neither team willing to give an inch. The first half passed without any goals, but Leslie followed by Aryanne took a 2 point lead in the second half. Not to be outdone, Tito responded with an almost immediate goal and Dinaric Master Race landed a 90+ to put it into eggstra dime. Tito scored four minutes in, and Syriana answered with a goal four minutes later. Both teams fought tooth and nail but neither could gain headway against one another, and so both teams went on to benaldies. In classic "Hi Anon!" form Aryanne sent it right to the keeper, a mistake not repeated by Slobodan Milosevic giving /balk/ an early advantage. Leslie, Ante Pavelic, and Syriana all made their shots but Tito's luck had run out, missing his kick and tying the score with a "Hi Anon!" of his own. John Elway (who is 100% Football), Rakto Mladic, Fireaxe, Slobodan Praljak, and Dixie Jack all made their shots in succession coming ultimately to the Ottoman Roach who simply couldn't keep up the intensity, kicking a last "Hi Anon!" easily into the hands of Clippity Cloppity Get Off My Property and earning /mlpol/ their first /pol/eague star and the Championship.

Roster

Extended player history / roster: /mlpol/ Roster

No. Position Player 17   GK Clippity Cloppity 6   LB (((Griffons))) 11   CB Moonmare 3   CB Reichs Alicorn 61   RB Dixie Jack 10   DMF Clopped 7   LMF John Elway 51   RMF Fireaxe 56   SS Syriana 76   CF Leslie 88   CF Aryanne

No. Position Player 5   LB WOW! Communism 34   LB Zigger 42   CB Anonfilly 4   CB Epona 2   RB Horsepill 0   RB Burn Juice 44   DMF What The Fuck I Like Horses Now 69   DMF Remove Reddit 14   DMF /mlpol/anon 8   CMF Luftkrieg 12   CMF Doom Faust 1   CMF Windmill of Friendship

Match History

2017

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
/pol/eague 1	Group Stage	/ancap/	3-3 D	Aryanne  42', 90+4' Fireaxe  54'	Here	July 8th, 2017
		/sng/	2-1 W	John Elway  45+2' Leslie Fair  56'	Here	July 8th, 2017
		/fsg/	1-4 L		Here	July 9th, 2017
	Semifinal	/eire/	2-1 W	Careful Now  45+3' (o.g.) Syriana  50'	Here	July 9th, 2017
	Final	/ptg/	0-1 L		Here	July 9th, 2017

2018

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
/pol/eague 2	Group Stage	/britpol/	3-0 W	Aryanne  17' Fireaxe  71' Leslie 90+2'	Here	January 5th, 2018
		/fsg/	0-1 L		Here	January 6th, 2018
		/balk/	1-1 D	Aryanne  90+1'	Here	January 6th, 2018
	Quarterfinals	/auspol/	3-2 W	Wow! Communism  45+1' Aryanne  54' Syriana  90+1'	Here	January 7th, 2018
	Semifinals	/ancap/	2-4 L	Syriana  56' Fireaxe  70'	Here	January 7th, 2018
	Third Place Match	/britpol/	4-2 W	Aryanne  44', 90+2' Syriana  63' Fireaxe  66'	Here	January 7th, 2018
/pol/eague 3	Group Stage	/ptg/	2-0 W	John Elway  10', 61'	Here	September 21st, 2018
		/cg/	1-3 L	What the Fuck I Like Horses Now  33'	Here	September 22nd, 2018
		/tcr/	1-3 L	Leslie  45+2'	Here	September 22nd, 2018
	Quarterfinals	/italypol/	3-1 W	Aryanne  49', 89' John Elway  80'	Here	September 23rd, 2018
	Semifinals	/cg/	7-1 W	John Elway  32', 59' Fireaxe  44', 90+3' Luftkrieg  50' Leslie  62' Syriana  72'	Here	September 23rd, 2018
	Final	/balk/	3-3 W (5-4 PK)	Leslie  60' Aryanne  81' Syriana  98'	Here	September 23rd, 2018
Divegrass before Christmas	Group Stage	/yellowsub/	2-1 W	Leslie  29' Aryanne  77'		December 18th, 2018
		/vinesauce/	3-1 W	Syriana  11' Luftkrieg  39' John Elway  84'		December 19th, 2018
		/ro/	1-3 L	Leslie  67'		December 21st, 2018
	Round of 16	/bootleg/	2-3 L (a.e.t.)	John Elway  13' Syriana  79'		December 22nd, 2018

2019

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Video	Date
Battle of the Nazi Horsefuckers	Exhibition Match	/vrg/	TBD	TBD	Soon(tm)	April 20th, 2019
Stats Player Goals Aryanne 11 Syriana 8 John Elway 8 Leslie Fair 7 Fireaxe 5 Luftkrieg 2 Wow! Communism 1 What the Fuck I Like Horses Now 1 Honors /pol/eague 1: Runner-up /pol/eague 2: Third Place /pol/eague 3: Champions Rivalries /ptg/ The Cancer Bowl During the election /Trump General/ was a good happening thread with decent content. After the election however it became on par with a shitty /mlp/ general. On April first 2017 the horse pussy was able to scare the reddit colony off of /pol/ liberating it and allowing actual discourse. Let /mlpol/ liberate /pol/ once again from the cancer in which has been killing the board. 1-0-1 /tcr/ Cyber Vermin Derby Lorem ipsum yaadayaada 0-0-1 Exports /pol/eague 3 Tactical Export: link Aesthetic Export: link Music Export: link /pol/eague 2 Tactical Export: link Aesthetic Export: link Music Export: link /pol/eague 1 Tactical Export: link Aesthetic Export: link Music Export: link Contacts plus !!IfFZMaPmcC7 IRC: plus Email: pluspes1488@gmail.com Discord: plus#0862 Willkommen auf