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Starters

Name	Number	Position(s)	Source / Random	Model	Description
Clippity Cloppity	17	GK			The living manifestation of the ponified Gadsen flag, Clippity Cloppity embodies the ferocity by which /mlpol/ protects its borders. Ready to unleash a barrage of gunfire and horsepussy, she maintains a stalwart vigil against intruders, shills, bots, and reddit. What she won't do is violate the NAP, but those who violate /mlpol/'s can expect to hear one thing as they're bombarded with pastel porn: CLIPPITY CLOPPITY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY
(((Griffons)))	6	LB			Part of team since /pol/eague I.
Moonmare	11	CB			Part of team since /pol/eague III.
Reichs Alicorn	3	CB			Part of team since /pol/eague II.
Dixie Jack	61	RB			Part of team since /pol/eague III.
Clopped	10	DMF			Dateline April 3rd, 2010 + 7 The nor/mlpol/ice, distraught about the loss of their new home at 4/mlpol/, migrate to /qa/ in the hopes that their pleas to the mods could have their home restored. Unknown at that time, /jp/sies had turned /qa/ into their own "sekrit club" and lashed out at these poor lost souls who they viewed as "invaders". Thus began the /mlpolqa/ War, and for a whole week the valiant nor/mlpol/ice forces held the board under their control to such a degree that mods had no choice but to lock the board. While the mods proved to indeed be fags, /qa/ was changed forever, for they had become Clopped to the superiority of horsepussy, Football, and /mlpol/. To this day we honor our victory in the war with regular raids on /qa/, and Clopped stands as testament to that, to remind them exactly of their place.
John Elway	7	LMF			John Elway, also known as His Majesty John Elway, John “Sweet Baby Jesus” Elway, John “I am the State” Elway, John “John Elway” Elway, “John” Elway, High Prince of Football, Slayer of False Football and Lord of the Spheres of Football, Football Itself, and Scooty Puff Sr., the Doom Bringer™, was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day, when the (((New York Times))) said God is dead, and the war’s begun; Dan Reeves has a son today, and his name shall be John Elway, and he shall be a good man. PBUH. In ancient times, when there was no Football and the ponies of the land wandered in darkness, baseball was everywhere and basketball reigned supreme. It was in this environment that a young Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash was frolicking in a dewey meadow, when suddenly the earth trembled, and a great light shone down from the heavens, and an angel appeared unto her, for it was the Angel of Football. “Be not afraid,” said the Angel of Football, “For I bring you tidings of great joy. For this day, in the city of your horse-vagina, a great Football will be born today.” And while she was thus distracted, the great progenitor of Football, Dan Reeves, who had traveled back in time thousands of millions of years from the year 1986 or whatever, did sneak up behind her, and he did put his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha, and Rainbow Dash did squeal in eternal bliss, for thus was ejaculated into the very depths of her horse-womb the multitude of Football, and the Football did explode forth in a sonic rainboom of pure Football, and thus was born into the world His Majesty, the almighty John Elway, who was also Football. PBUH. And lo, John Elway, who was himself the Football and the Football was John Elway, did thence go forth into the world, and he did smite the false prophets of Baseball and Basketball, and he brought Football to the ponies of the land, and the ponies rejoiced, and also he had sex with some of them because why not. And he brought forth his disciple Peyton Manning, whose enormous forehead did tower into the heavens, and it was in this way that the ponies of the land were able to climb to the heavens and experience true Football, which was stronger than the regular Football that was already there thanks to John Elway, who was himself both the Football and John Elway. PBUH. And then it was time for John Elway to go forth into the almighty universe, and fulfill his eternal destiny of Football. And so he built himself a time machine that was 40 cubits in length, and 40 cubits in height, with a density of four hundred billion cubits and probably like five or six cows, and he did travel thence to the future, to the world of 1986 or whatever, where the apocalyptic battle between the evil Seattle Seahawks, who at that time were called the Washington Redskins, and the Denver Broncos, who are themselves the entirety of Football as well as John Elway, who is also the entirety of Football as well as the Denver Broncos, was taking place. And John Elway did smite the Washington Redskins with a mighty rainbow blast of pure Football, although the game was not technically won that day, and he did thence rocket forth in time to the year 1998, when it actually was won, and the Oakland Raiders, who at that time were called the Green Bay Packers, were defeated for all time, and he did explode that victory out into the universe where it became Football for all time, in addition to the Football that was already Football for all time. Then he did use his time machine again to travel back into the past of thousands of billions of years ago, before Equestria itself, and he did dip his mighty Footballs in the primordial Silver, and did thence proceed through the seven chambers of Football until he arrived at the Gold Chamber of Solar Football, where he was told by the Lords of Football to become Football, which he already was but he became even more Football than he was before, and then took his place in the Pantheon of Football, which had only one member: John Elway. His Football levels now exceed ten hundred million percent. The time was now right for Him to fulfill his destiny. PBUH. John Elway did thence descend from the high mountain of Football, back through the seven chambers and out through the primordial quantum soup once more, bringing with him the Light of Football, and he emerged thus as Dan Reeves, Father of Football, and the Bringer of the Football. And he did use his rad time machine once more, to travel to the Equestria of the Future, which was also the Past, and he did sneak up behind Rainbow Dash while she was being distracted by the Angel of Football, who was also Peyton Manning from another dimension, and he did stick his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha, exploding forth the Football into her horse-womb and becoming Football for all time for like the third or fourth time that day. And then, he did ascend into the heavens, and he did take his place at the right hand of the Father of Football, who was Dan Reeves and also John Elway, and, his work complete, became Football for all time for the first and final time. Amen. PBUH. And thence did the multitude of ponies rejoice, and forevermore their cry was heard throughout the land: “Praise American!” “Praise Football!”
Fireaxe	51	RMF			Part of team since /pol/eague I.
Syriana	56	SS			Part of team since /pol/eague I.
Leslie	76	CF			Leslie Fair is the quintessence of a profitable business pony. Her roots in business began with a small mare-ijuana farm in her basement. Business boomed and she decided to not only expand her business, but invest in this new thing called "Bitcoin". A few years later, both mining and trading the cryptocurrency, Leslie found herself a millionmare. With her newfound wealth she set out diversifying her business tracks. Now she can be found giving free Free Helicopter Tours (Call 1-800-6-leslie for more details) and buying (and selling) Recreational McNukes for use against those who violate the NAP.
Aryanne	88	CF			The proud representative of National Socialism for /mlpol/, Aryanne is a pure, proud Aryan pony serving as a military officer of the Maremacht of Germaney and is an active politician in her country. She holds no love for the (((griffons))) or their lies and has a fondness for putting degenerates where they belong: in the chambers. As Captain, her tactical genius and relentless blitzkrieg assault has led the team and the board to many victories, and under her leadership we expect to have many more. How long until your board is annexed by Aryanne and the combined forces of /mlpol/?

Bench

Name	Number	Position(s)	Source / Random	Model	Description
WOW! Communism	5	LB			Part of team since /pol/eague II. Get off her property
Zigger (colonized)	34	LB			Part of team since /pol/eague III. Third edition zigger, this time properly colonized.
Anonfilly	42	CB			Was in /pol/eague I, took break and returned in /pol/eague III
Epona	4	CB			Part of team since /pol/eague III.
Horsepill	2	RB			Part of team since /pol/eague I.
Burn Juice	0	RB			Part of team since /pol/eague II.
What The Fuck I Like Horses Now	44	DMF			Part of team since /pol/eague I.
Remove Reddit	69	DMF			Part of team since /pol/eague I.
/mlpol/anon	14	DMF			Part of team since /pol/eague III.
Luftkrieg	8	CMF			Part of team since /pol/eague III.
Doom Faust	12	CMF			Part of team since /pol/eague II.
Windmill of Friendship	1	CMF			Part of team since /pol/eague I.

Removed Players

Here rest players that honorably retired or were thrown front of firing squad due being degenerate failures.

Retired

Name	Number	Position(s)	Source / Random	Model	Description
Give us Back /mlpol/	14	CB			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague II. April fools
Ponychet	73	RB			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague II.
Gone Fishing	45	RB			Entered /pol/eague II and retired after /pol/eague II.
Cutely Marked Crusader	11	DMF			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague II. Deus Vult
Hoofler	88	CB			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I.
Ponygami	10	CMF			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I.
Hebrew Greens	20	DMF			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I.
Ponymoot	18	CB			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I.
Tenshi Eating Corndog	8	LB			Entered /pol/eague I and retired after /pol/eague I.

Shot

Name	Number	Position(s)	Source / Random	Model	Description
Zigger (Kangs)	20	LB			Entered /pol/eague II and shot after /pol/eague II. Second iteration zigger, behaved better but was put down due delusions
>It's Cute	4	RB			Entered /pol/eague I and shot after /pol/eague I. Fuck you gookmoot
GR15DF	15	GK			Entered to and was shot repeatedly after /pol/eague II. More useless than theme park mascot.
Zigger (Zebra Lives Matter)	45	LB			Entered to and was shot after /pol/eague I. Didndu nuffin, wus good boy.